Chiefaroo For Senate

[ChiefaRoo]

Who's with me?

[DFB]

Whose with me?

Too bad you're not in Memphis anymore. You could probably be mayor of this crazy place.

In other news, the FBI has released their annual crime figures, the FBI Uniform Crime Report. In this year's UCR, Memphis is number in violent crime (murder, homocide, rapes, etc).

Yipee! We're #1, we're #1!

[Rain Man]

Vote for Rain Man, the grammar candidate.

[noa]

I didn't know NAMBLA had a legislative body :p

[DFB]

Vote for Rain Man, the grammar candidate.

Haha, I just got that. "whose" :clap:

[ChiefaRoo]

Vote for Rain Man, the grammar candidate.
I didn't do it. An unauthorized member of my campaign did. The situation has been corrected and proper action has been taken. Now vote for me.

[Donger]

Vote for Rain Man, the grammar candidate.

ROFL

[ChiefaRoo]

Too bad you're not in Memphis anymore. You could probably be mayor of this crazy place.

In other news, the FBI has released their annual crime figures, the FBI Uniform Crime Report. In this year's UCR, Memphis is number in violent crime (murder, homocide, rapes, etc).

Yipee! We're #1, we're #1!

No thanks. The black mafia would have me rubbed out.

[Donger]

Who's with me?

You are not 30, correct?

[Rain Man]

I have proof that this original post was tampered with, in direct violation of campaign law.

[Adept Havelock]

For a fair price, I promise I won't send the pictures of you and Skip to the papers two weeks before the election. Think of it...for a small fee, you'll never hear about Chiefaroo's "wide stance".

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[ChiefaRoo]

You are not 30, correct?
I am.

[Donger]

I am.

No kidding? I wouldn't have guessed that (obviously).

[DFB]

No thanks. The black mafia would have me rubbed out.

You and everybody else. Good point.

[ChiefaRoo]

No kidding? I wouldn't have guessed that (obviously).

Vote for me and I'll fix the immigration problem while growing the US economy and kicking AQ's arse. Further, I will personally wrestle Harry Reid to the floor until he admits he's a pu**y and a feckless turd.

[DFB]

Vote for me and I'll fix the immigration problem while growing the US economy and kicking AQ's arse. Further, I will personally wrestle Harry Reid to the floor until he admits he's a pu**y and a feckless turd.

Wrestling? I'm sold! Only if you'll do it at the Mid-South Coliseum...

[ChiefaRoo]

Wrestling? I'm sold! Only if you'll do it at the Mid-South Coliseum...
Not a big enough audience. I'm going to get him while he's doing an interview in the rotunda of the capitol.

[DFB]

Not a big enough audience. I'm going to get him while he's doing an interview in the rotunda of the capitol.

I can see it now....

Dropkick from behind, maybe a Boston Crab, followed with the piledriver!

[ChiefaRoo]

I can see it now....

Dropkick from behind, maybe a Boston Crab, followed with the piledriver!
and then I'll put him in a headlock in front of the microphones until he says it. Meanwhile I'll look great in my $2,000 suit with my red power tie and hankerchief.

[DFB]

and then I'll put him in a headlock in front of the microphones until he says it. Meanwhile I'll look great in my $2,000 suit with my red power tie and hankerchief.

Book it! :clap:

[ChiefaRoo]

Chris Matthews will hate me and will have a heart attack on camera while ranting about my tactics.

[DFB]

Chris Matthews will hate me and will have a heart attack on camera while ranting about my tactics.

Two birds, one stone. :clap:

[ChiefaRoo]

Two birds, one stone. :clap:
Ahh, to dream.

[Skip Towne]

Who will replace you on the trash truck?

[ChiefaRoo]

Who will replace you on the trash truck?

Skip I own the trash truck. Don't worry the next time you fall off the roof and hurt your back I'll hire you as a driver.

[ChiefaRoo]

Doesn't anyone else want to talk about the issues and my senatorial campaign?

[Adept Havelock]

Doesn't anyone else want to talk about the issues and my senatorial campaign?

I'm still waiting to hear if you're going to send the cash, or if the pics of your wide stance and Skip are going to the papers.

And no, Rain Man had nothing to do with it.

Or the payments to the photographers.

Or the private eyes that investigated.

Or how they came into my possession.

Nope, he's got clear plausable deniability. :p

[ChiefaRoo]

I'm still waiting to hear if you're going to send the cash, or if the pics of your wide stance and Skip are going to the papers. :p

And no, Rain Man had nothing to do with it.

I'll put you on my staff AH and as for my stance, it is actually quite pedestrian.

[Adept Havelock]

I'll put you on my staff AH.

Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself. I don't swing that way.

Well...if you're talking about a Campaign Treasurer spot...those embezzlement charges were trumped up. The DA had it in for me, I tell ya! :D

[ChiefaRoo]

Keep your homoerotic fantasies to yourself. I don't swing that way. PBJ

Well....then again...if you're talking about a Campaign Treasurer spot...those embezzlement charges were trumped up. The DA had it in for me, I tell ya!

I'm starting to worry about this board. It seems like everyone is adding homosexual innuendo to every comment. It makes me wonder about what is going on here.

I was thinking maybe you could help me get the liberal vote. You know John McCain voters ;) Skip will keep the wastebaskets in my senatorial office empty.

[Adept Havelock]

I'm starting to worry about this board. It seems like everyone is adding homosexual innuendo to every comment. It makes me wonder about what is going on here.

You mean you haven't figured out this place is basically Tall Junior High School 2.0?

I was thinking maybe you could help me get the liberal vote. You know John McCain voters ;) Skip will keep the wastebaskets in my senatorial office empty.

ROFL I'll try and bring in the hedonist vote. "Two Babes in every bed, or two Brats in every Bun. Whatever floats yer boat."

[noa]

What are you going to do to clean up our airport bathrooms?

[ChiefaRoo]

You mean you haven't figured out this place is basically Tall Junior High School 2.0?


ROFL I'll try and bring in the hedonist vote.

If you could get Tip Tap and Jaz to vote for me you'd be a genius.