Official "I know Randy Cross is gay because..." thread

[Bob Dole]

Looks like a KCFX simulcast day.

[Easy 6]

Because early in the 1st quarter, he explains in sickening detail how his butt plug could QB the dolts to a win.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole knows Randy Cross is gay because he has a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like Ladanian's balls on my chin" on his AMC Pacer.

[Sully]

He has a framed Asia poster.

[Easy 6]

He has a framed Asia poster.

Right next to his framed Air Supply poster.

[RINGLEADER]

Because he holds that phallic-shaped microphone ever so gently...

[Sully]

He macramed himself a pair of jean shorts.

[Bugeater]

Is this the official game thread?

[HolmeZz]

He likes Coldplay.

[Sully]

He owns a Swatch watch.

Courtesy of a blog titled "Mitchieville."

[Dylan]

ROFL

[teedubya]

Cuz he has jizz in his goatee.

[noa]

He exfoliates with Dead Sea salts

[blueballs]

Randy Cross is not gay
the dude on top of him last night
was though

[Archie F. Swin]

"I know Randy Cross is gay because...Autumn Wind says his dick tastes like shit.

[the Talking Can]

because he waxes his taint.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Because he blows cum bubbles like it's Bazooka.

[Thig Lyfe]

Because he sucks on big ol' chilidogs.

[siberian khatru]

Because I saw him make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.

[Dayze]

Bob Dole knows Randy Cross is gay because he has a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like Ladanian's balls on my chin" on his AMC Pacer.
ROFL

"Pacer"....that increases the gay quotient by 5.

[Rain Man]

We've made through this many posts and no one has mentioned that his former career involved bending over and letting other men put their hands between his legs?

Sometimes the obvious answer is the right one.

[beach tribe]

because he uses nutt for hair gel.

[Otter]

...he was caught masturbating to a Richard Simmons workout video who's theme song was "it's raining men".

[gblowfish]

Just because he bent over with a guy's hands between his legs...
Every Sunday...
For Twelve Years...
In San Francisco...





Okay, he's probably gay.

[Thig Lyfe]

because he uses nutt for hair gel.

Doesn't that just mean he's Cameron Diaz?

[beach tribe]

Doesn't that just mean he's Cameron Diaz?
If she were a man......named Cameron by the way......she would be gay.

[Tiger's Fan]

location, location, location

[Mecca]

So people are still pissed about this guy because he was right about something 4 years ago?

[beach tribe]

So people are still pissed about this guy because he was right about something 4 years ago?
Dude...Just STFU

[blueballs]

because Mecca has his back

[big nasty kcnut]

Cause he like it in the butt.

[Iowanian]

I know Randy Cross is gay because his ass is like a Gorilla....just waiting to be stuffed full of banana.

[Bob Dole]

So people are still pissed about this guy because he was right about something 4 years ago?

Or perhaps because he's not compelled to even go through the motions of appearing neutral as an announcer?

[Ultra Peanut]

Did he get a face lift? Or did he just eat some bad shellfish?

[blueballs]

the first kid in the pool
has a white pasley swim cap

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Because he said Gates had "wonderful, supple, soft" hands. :shake:

[Bob Dole]

because even as they go down in defeat, he's still sucking Sandy Eggo off.