****Official Chiefs vs Bolts Game thread****

[Logical]

I predict the 17 - 14 Chiefs upset win. Have a good day

[backburner]

go chiefs win this shit boyz

[StcChief]

hope it happens we continue to beat the Rivers/LT/Gates offense.

Really expect

Dolts 24
Chiefs 20

[L.A. Chieffan]

Blasphemous.

[blueballs]

The Brodie era begins
or not

[Reerun_KC]

Heres to DownField No Game Huard getting a sandy Vagina and lets stand up and proudly usher in a new era of developing a QB!


heres to you Croyle... :toast:

Huard can suck balls....

[MTG#10]

Well it looks like we may miss most of the game at least where I am. We were supposed to get Miami and Oakland but its being delayed due to lightning. Now we're getting Jets at Bills and the announcers said CBS would switch over to the Oak-Miami game when it starts - meaning it will last way into the Chiefs game and they probably wont switch over until its finished. :banghead:

[backburner]

chiefs 95 bolts 76

[beach tribe]

Holy crap!!!!!!! Dr Doom is on the hope train.

[dj56dt58]

Well it looks like we may miss most of the game at least where I am. We were supposed to get Miami and Oakland but its being delayed due to lightning. Now we're getting Jets at Bills and the announcers said CBS would switch over to the Oak-Miami game when it starts - meaning it will last way into the Chiefs game and they probably wont switch over until its finished. :banghead:
yeah it's ****in stupid. I live like 120 miles outside kc and I have to wait until every ****ing cbs game is finished before i get my game. Dumbest ****ing shit ever. I hate late games. Suck my balls cbs

[Easy 6]

If the Browns can punk Baltimore, then there IS hope.

[Smed1065]

I predict the 17 - 14 Chiefs upset win. Have a good day

Knock me over with a feather.

Nice job!


:clap:

[chiefbowe82]

Chiefs 42
Chargers 3

[JuicesFlowing]

Well it looks like we may miss most of the game at least where I am. We were supposed to get Miami and Oakland but its being delayed due to lightning. Now we're getting Jets at Bills and the announcers said CBS would switch over to the Oak-Miami game when it starts - meaning it will last way into the Chiefs game and they probably wont switch over until its finished. :banghead:

Last week they said "Someone hit the wrong switch at CBS" so they went to the Cleveland game instead of KC ... what a bunch of garbage. So yeah, I'll expect to see the Chiefs in the SECOND HALF perhaps ... Thank God we have mostly Noon games the rest of the season ...

[Smed1065]

I hope the NFL took note to the college games this week!

With an upset in Eggo.

[Bob Dole]

Kansas City should just forfeit the game. They're going to accomplish nothing but injuring themselves.

[beach tribe]

Kansas City should just forfeit the game. They're going to accomplish nothing but injuring themselves.
truthiness

[crazycoffey]

I predict the 17 - 14 Chiefs upset win. Have a good day





:hmmm:
wow! First Doom, next we go after Mecca!!!!


I think we coud very well get the upset. Everyone keeps saying this is the week SD rights the ship, but I say it's the week WE right the ship!!!!
or continue righting the ship after the second half last week.

[Bob Dole]

:hmmm:
wow! First Doom, next we go after Mecca!!!!


I think we coud very well get the upset. Everyone keeps saying this is the week SD rights the ship, but I say it's the week WE right the ship!!!!
or continue righting the ship after the second half last week.

Maybe having a ship at all (including that giant anchor at QB) is our problem.

[blueballs]

PBJ 1st DOWN SAMIE PBJ

[GoHuge]

I just watched the CBS halftime show and Marino had to swallow Favre beating his TD record. Wouldn't it be great for Shannon Sharpe to have to do the same today? Especially against Shannon's man, Antonio Gates! I can see Tony G catching a couple of TD passes from our QB (not sure who it will end up being). Without Donnie Edwards all over him, that may be the best match up the Chiefs have all day today, and then have big lips Shannon have to give TG props on the halftime and endzone show. I bet he won't be a classy about it as Marino was when it happens to him. He'll have to throw in something about himself, but I can't wait to see all of Shannon Sharpe's records fall to Tony G. Honestly I'm not much of an all-time-records guy, but this will be great. I'm thrilled CBS carries the AFC. That way Shannon gets to acknowledge every single one of them!

[Jenson71]

Go Chiefs

[blueballs]

Cowher brings nothing to that show

[GoHuge]

Cowher brings nothing to that showHonestly neither does Sharpe becuase you can't understand him. Nothing he says is worth listening to anway.

[Skip Towne]

Go Chiefs
Why bring him into it?

[Brock]

I'd start a new thread. Anything with Logical's taint on it is likely to turn out badly.

[keg in kc]

I'm getting a really bad feeling about this one. We're about to get annihiliated.

[Ultra Peanut]

I'm getting a really good feeling about this one. We're about to annihilate them.

[Bob Dole]

I'm getting a really bad feeling about this one. We're about to get annihiliated.

Justin Fargas will run for 300 yards on this KC defense

[ChiefaRoo]

Houshmanzillie, Championship!

[beach tribe]

Dudes.....keep me informed....Details people!

[Bob Dole]

Dudes.....keep me informed....Details people!
Tomlinson has 175 yards rushing, 3 rushing TDs and 2 TDs passing. And the game hasn't even started.

[Easy 6]

Fingers crossed.

[LOCOChief]

Lookin for a HUGE day from Donnie, Gates get's nothing!!!! Go Chiefs

[kcxiv]

Boomer!!!!!!!

[ChiefaRoo]

Dudes.....keep me informed....Details people!

Have a tasty couple of beers for me.

[dirk digler]

LT gain of 7.

[cdcox]

Thomlinson is averaging 7 yards per carry.

[Dartgod]

Woo Hoo, red Pants!!

[siberian khatru]

Game over.

[dirk digler]

LT first down abuses Surtain

[Bob Dole]

Great start, defense.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Gerard Page :hmmm:

[donkhater]

Every team starts out 8-9 in the box against LT and is effective. But Herm won't do that. I guess he's too smart

[donkhater]

7 in the box again

[JBucc]

Delay of game for stoopidhead.

[Bob Dole]

Chargers supply our D with their best play thus far.

[JBucc]

Yep we gonna shut Gates down today.

[donkhater]

Might want to keep track of him.

[siberian khatru]

No need to cover Gates.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Cover who?

[dirk digler]

How the **** do you leave Gates wide the **** open?

[Bob Dole]

This doesn't look ANYTHING like the D from last week, and it's not because of Sandy Eggo.

[Bugeater]

Gawd damn it CBS!

[Ultra Peanut]

Gerard Page :hmmm:Brandon Malumalllelllalala

[UteChief]

And the real Chiefs D shows up.

[MichaelH]

This doesn't look ANYTHING like the D from last week, and it's not because of Sandy Eggo.


It's the jet lag. Or is it because it's not at Arrowhead. :hmmm:

[UteChief]

Gerard Page :hmmm:

David Rivers?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This doesn't look ANYTHING like the D from last week, and it's not because of Sandy Eggo.

Perhaps it was because we played one of the worst O's in the NFL at home and still should have surrendered 21.

[ChiefaRoo]

relax

[Smed1065]

Gawd damn it CBS!

Even more reason to hate the faiders. Like I needed it.

[Bob Dole]

It's the jet lag. Or is it because it's not at Arrowhead. :hmmm:

The team flew in a day early to avoid jet lag.

[donkhater]

They are running straight at Jared Allen

[UteChief]

Did Surtain just throw the WR into Tomlinson?

[dj56dt58]

Gawd damn it CBS!
God damn commercials :banghead:

[donkhater]

They are running straight at Jared Allen
One more time

[Bob Dole]

Perhaps it was because we played one of the worst O's in the NFL at home and still should have surrendered 21.

Or perhaps it's because we're trying to get cute.

Which part of "And it's not because of Sandy Eggo" was the vague part?

[dirk digler]

Did the Chiefs D show up today?

[doomy3]

Yea, I think we need to try to stop Gates and LT

[kcxiv]

Page misses way to many tackles.

[cdcox]

We have the worst road field disadvantage in the league.

[Ultra Peanut]

We are a really bad road team.

I mean we're not a very good home team, either, but...

[wazu]

I wonder if Herm is ready to pull Huard yet.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Napoleon finally got hurt. It was about time.

[Bob Dole]

David Rivers?

It's got to be tough to talk with Tomlinson's cock in his mouth.

[doomy3]

damn, Nap's hurt

[beach tribe]

Its a really weird feeling reading a live footballthread about a game that just started 10 15 pm.

[siberian khatru]

Methodical

[ChiefaRoo]

Its a really weird feeling reading a live footballthread about a game that just started 10 15 pm.


Tell us about the beer!

[BigMeatballDave]

Career day D is in the house...

[Bob Dole]

And here's the play where they burn our safeties.

[siberian khatru]

Nice play, Allen

[Straight, No Chaser]

Bolts running at Allen & controlling the line of scrimmage... long day for KC

[irishjayhawk]

Awesome emergency alert system.

[ChiefaRoo]

Stopped them on 3rd and goal. FG attempt

[MichaelH]

Career day D is in the house...


It sounds like the bend but don't break career day defense.

[siberian khatru]

We bent but didn't break

[Ultra Peanut]

MethodicalDeath by paper cut.

Aww damn, Kaeding converts. Game over.

[dirk digler]

Nice play by Allen

[beach tribe]

Tell us about the beer!
Carlsburg, fukin delicious.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Good stop by the D. Hate the bend but don't break, but at least we held them to 3.

[Easy 6]

ALLEN BITCHES!!!

[doomy3]

All Allen does is makes plays

[beach tribe]

kick bitches.

[Bob Dole]

Cross already sucking Sandy Eggo dick.

That wasn't our defense...that was Sandy Eggo ****ing themselves.

[ChiefaRoo]

Carlsburg, fukin delicious.

Dunkel on tap?

[MGRS13]

I bet we go 3 and out.

[Ultra Peanut]

All Allen does is makes playsAnd drive drunk.

[Bob Dole]

Nice play by Allen

Apparently you weren't watching the same game as Randy Cross. That was all Rivers ****ing up and had nothing to do with KC's defense.

[KCDU]

I'm glad the Dolts stopped themselves on that one....

Cross is a dode.

[beach tribe]

Dunkel on tap?
YES!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Or perhaps it's because we're trying to get cute.

Which part of "And it's not because of Sandy Eggo" was the vague part?

I don't know, jackass, you tell me? Perhaps it's the fact that it's not because we're getting cute. We aren't running exotic blitz packages, zone blitzes, dropping our linemen, or running the 46. Our base D just got crammed because...wait for it....


We aren't a good football team.

McFadden for Heisman!!! Stupid c*nt. :shake:

[CupidStunt]

Be nice if we could sustain some offense here... let San Diego know we actually belong on the same field, instead of folding into the fetal position early.

Hopefully they settle down defensively. They've been soft early and good late so far... that needs to continue after the easy drive.

[dj56dt58]

Sippio!

[siberian khatru]

Sippio sighting

[Delano]

What happened to Nap Harris?

[MGRS13]

Sippio got to touch the ball

[Bob Dole]

Sippio with the touchback!!

[Ultra Peanut]

BOBBY SIPPIO

[unothadeal]

SIPPIO!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH YEAAHHHH

[doomy3]

Sippio Bitches

[ChiefaRoo]

YES!!

I'd gladly trade places with you right now. You can watch Huard and I'll have a nice German Beer.

[kcfanXIII]

Cross already sucking Sandy Eggo dick.

That wasn't our defense...that was Sandy Eggo ****ing themselves.

somebody should find the "**** randy cross" thread. i can't stand that ****ing ****. i'd rather listen to shannon sharpe slur through a high light , than hear cross call a chiefs game. remember how he tried to make it seem like green's concussion wasn't that bad?

[Straight, No Chaser]

Please no 3-n-Out

[Bob Dole]

What happened to Nap Harris?

Bruised taint.

[dirk digler]

Will we actually get a first down in this series?

[Ultra Peanut]

What happened to Nap Harris?a ***** who fart in he own mouth... a shameful *****

[beach tribe]

I'd gladly trade places with you right now. You can watch Huard and I'll have a nice German Beer.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...... .........no.

[MGRS13]

Will we actually get a first down in this series?
You are kidding right?

[cdcox]

Damon "Too Tall" Huard

[dirk digler]

Damn we were going to throw on first down.

I bet we run on 2nd down

[ChiefaRoo]

First play is a pass. Blocked a LOS by SD

[Bob Dole]

Huard's downfield pass batted. Solari probably won't call any more.

[siberian khatru]

"He runs into a wall"

[doomy3]

Johnson Tip Toeing to the line

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Kyle Turley is good.

[banyon]

Extraoridnary Offensive Execution as usual.

[Ultra Peanut]

Innovative playcalling like this is why we're early favorites for the Super Bowl.

[Delano]

Thanks for the injury report, **official**** threadsters.

[Bob Dole]

Nice 4 yard pass when we need 14.

[kcxiv]

Happy feet Huard throwing a stupid pass

[dirk digler]

That was just a horrible pass and decision by Huard.

[Bugeater]

Did I just hear we're leading the NFL in 3 and outs?

[headsnap]

BACKWARDS!!!!

[cdcox]

What the hell was Web doing?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Bash Cross all you want, but he was 100% right about us on that drive.

[CupidStunt]

Awesome...

F*cking losers.

[kcfanXIII]

another huar-ific pass. way to telegraph the pass, the safety read it all the way

[Coach]

That was just a horrible pass and decision by Huard.

All the more reason to bench him.

[Ultra Peanut]

15!

[Smed1065]

a ***** who fart in he own mouth... a shameful *****

Started drinking early?

[ChiefaRoo]

All Pro Colquitt, nice punt.

[Sure-Oz]

Bench Huard, no mercy

[MichaelH]

I guess first downs are too arena league. :cuss:

[donkhater]

Did I just hear we're leading the NFL in 3 and outs?
You had to hear that to know it's true? Have you been watching this team play at all?

[headsnap]

Did I just hear we're leading the NFL in 3 and outs?
and you're surprised? "spock:

[dirk digler]

Did I just hear we're leading the NFL in 3 and outs?

duh

[ChiefaRoo]

Started drinking early?
I'm telling you guys. Peanut is retarded.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

What the hell is Huard doing throwing a 5 yard pass when we need 15?

POS! :cuss:

[Valiant]

Did I just hear we're leading the NFL in 3 and outs?



Yep and we could set some sort of record this year too..

[FringeNC]

another huar-ific pass. way to telegraph the pass, the safety read it all the way

That was definitely telegraphed.

[beach tribe]

BROOOOOOOOOOOODIEEEEEEEEEE

[1ChiefsDan]

ROFL"You know your predictable when the CB breaks on the ball better than the reciever"

[kcfanXIII]

Bash Cross all you want, but he was 100% right about us on that drive.

predict failure enough, you'll get it right. and the fact we lead the league in 3 and outs, your mom could've got that one right.

[RINGLEADER]

at the game...nice day...charger fans are being classy...lots of chiefs fans...go D

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

At least Boomer and Sippio are involved in the game.

Defense is still a bright spot (so far).

Might as well enjoy what little joys this game is likely to bring. :cuss:

[Bugeater]

You had to hear that to know it's true? Have you been watching this team play at all?
Unfortunately, yes.

[Coach]

Nice read and tackle by Donnie.

[doomy3]

Nice play and read Donnie

[Coach]

Jeez, nice shitty tackling.

[kcxiv]

Wow. Horrible.

[dirk digler]

nice D LMAO

[banyon]

Our secondary looked like the Keystone f***ing cops on that.

[cdcox]

Pollard took a bad angle.

[beach tribe]

down and distance please.

[kcxiv]

Dunno why Pollard didnt lay the hit on him.

[ChiefaRoo]

I don't like Surtain anymore.

[Ultra Peanut]

doin' it all for tha lulz

imma go poop

[doomy3]

Way to punch him down, Nap

[kcxiv]

Our Dline is getting bitched.

[dirk digler]

Damn Denver up 10-0 against the Colts

[banyon]

Now I know this may be a stretch...

...but at first glance, it kind of looks like San Diego has a plan to attack our defense...

...and we dont.

[CupidStunt]

Mecca absolutely loves this.

[cdcox]

First and goal at the 5

[donkhater]

All the runs over the left side.

[Bob Dole]

How the hell does a pro team forget how to tackle in a week?

[Bugeater]

down and distance please.
1st and ****ed

[beach tribe]

First and goal at the 5
fock

[Coach]

4th ranked defense in the NFL, my ass.

[Psyko Tek]

1 yARD TOTAL O

jebus

[ChiefaRoo]

That was weak.

[dirk digler]

Easy TD run by LT

Pathetic D.

[cdcox]

TD LT

we're two scores down.

[Frazod]

Jesus. :shake:

[Jim Jones]

10 points in the first quarter? Isn't that against some sort of NFL rule?

[siberian khatru]

Denver up 10-0, rushed for 114 yards in the first qtr.

[KCDU]

Good, we're down 10. Now we can start playing.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Is anyone really surprised??

[Coach]

How the hell does a pro team forget how to tackle in a week?

Pro Team? I thought we were a high school team.

[Coach]

Is anyone really surprised??

No. I'm surprised that the D just rolled over and play dead on that drive.

[keg in kc]

Game over.

Time to bench Huard. We won't gain as many yards for the game as SD got on their first two drives if he's playing. And we definitely won't score 10 points.

[The Red Sea]

Isnt this where Brodies Cell rings at half time he yells YEHAW!!!!
He then takes the Bill & Teds excellent adventure DVD out makes sure he takes one more hit off his joint..turns to his wife to finish it off.
His Wife kisses him hard on the lips wishes him luck.

Brodie gets on his horse rides to the sidelines..the horse pulls up..Brodie hops off.
Then takes his Cape off..Turns to Hermie..Just play & Win coach?
Yes BC but I always forget one little thing.
You also need points.
Think you can handle that kid?

Brodie then sprints out to the huddle with an odd glow around his body.

...Hmmm I just cant seem to figure out what happens next.

[ChiefaRoo]

I want to be in Germany and not seeing this shite.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

How the hell does a pro team forget how to tackle in a week?

1) Play a good team instead of a shit one
2) Poor coaching
3) Soft practices
4) The obvious fact that we suck nuts

[Bob Dole]

down and distance please.

Why? SD already scored 10, which is more than we'll muster in 4 quarters.

[beach tribe]

Im starting to feel very fortunate.

[kcfanXIII]

so how many 3 and outs before brodie saves the day?

[baitism]

You can't tell me you are surprised by this? I will be astounded if we hold them under 35...

[keg in kc]

Oh, and lest I forget: Jared Allen fans, this is what you're wanting to pay big money for. They've run right at him so far.

[ChiefaRoo]

So much for buttsex football

[blueballs]

Sippio

['Hamas' Jenkins]

No. I'm surprised that the D just rolled over and play dead on that drive.

Why?? They've been on the field for 10 1/2 of the first 11 minutes.

[RINGLEADER]

Watching the sidelines...Croyle has his helmet on and is warming up...

[kcfanXIII]

drummond sucks

[dirk digler]

Nice return by Drummund LMAO

[keg in kc]

Yay Eddie Drummond. I can see why he had to be on the team.

[beach tribe]

Man, I was thinking Pollard was going to be difference maker this year......as it turns out.....he has .

[kcxiv]

I say we gain 4 yards, but go 3 and out again.

[Bob Dole]

Drummond was a great signing. We do GREAT when we start inside the 20.

[dirk digler]

Watching the sidelines...Croyle has his helmet on and is warming up...

I hope what you are seeing is right

[Skip Towne]

We may as well cancel allour games until Croyle is "ready".

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Drummond was a great signing. We do GREAT when we start inside the 20.

ROFL

I love how you spend the first half of the thread bashing Mecca and then become him at the halfway point of Q1.

[keg in kc]

I say we gain 4 yards, but go 3 and out again.That's progress men! A moral victory. The gleam!

[RINGLEADER]

judging by the body language of the chiefs offense when they just walked on the field this game is already over...no energy...just dejection...

[kcfanXIII]

I hope what you are seeing is right

hope is all we have

[doomy3]

Watching the sidelines...Croyle has his helmet on and is warming up...


Interesting....

[siberian khatru]

Downfield Damon

[keg in kc]

Wow, a forward pass.

That fills the quota for the week.

[dirk digler]

Nice pass by Huard to Bowe

[kcxiv]

Hey D-Bowe

[dj56dt58]

the chiefs shouldn't call a play that doesn't go to Bowe

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Man, I was thinking Pollard was going to be difference maker this year......as it turns out.....he has .

He was a second round pick after all.

[Bob Dole]

WE GOT A FIRST DOWN BEFORE THE HALF!!

[headsnap]

Huard does just enough to keep his job..

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Drummond with another return that failed to reach the 20.

Tell me again why we didn't keep Phinnasee?

[beach tribe]

ROFL

I love how you spend the first half of the thread bashing Mecca and then become him at the halfway point of Q1.
I guess we know who Meccas bitch is.

[Frazod]

Hmm... that was almost like a real run.

[Bob Dole]

LJ winded after picking up 5.

[keg in kc]

Unless SD gets two safeties, Jim's score prediction won't happen.

[kcxiv]

God, penalties kills us.

[banyon]

That's our favorite penalty I think.

[dirk digler]

damn another penalty

[siberian khatru]

Lots of bad penalties on the O this year.

[MichaelH]

Imagine that! A play action pass then a run for more than 1 yd. BRILLIANT!

[keg in kc]

Turley with a vintage Jordan Black block.

[kcxiv]

Great. He's hurt too

[banyon]

Where's your messiah now, Hootie?

[siberian khatru]

Turdley

[ChiefaRoo]

FUMBLELAYA! Chiefs recover

[Kylo Ren]

Huard is injured. Croyle is coming in!

[dirk digler]

Turley got beat bad

[Ultra Peanut]

Look, I'm not claiming to be awesome at football, but I could do a better job than Turley.

[keg in kc]

Great. He's hurt tooDon't tease me.

[doomy3]

Huard's hurt

That's an excuse for Herm to play Croyle

[Bugeater]

Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

[Bob Dole]

Huard is hurt.

[ChiefaRoo]

Huard is dinged

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Huard is getting ready to fake an injury.

[Frazod]

Could Turley possibly suck any worse than he does? 4321

[cdcox]

The wwwiiiinnndddd up and OH HE'S HIT HE DROPS THE BALLL