Does it bother anyone else that Spicy Chicken Crisp has a pink bedroom?

[JimNasium]

Come on Spicy, I'll bet Whopper Jr. at least has Transformers or G.I. Joe.

[ChiefaRoo]

Come on Spicy, I'll bet Whopper Jr. at least has Transformers or G.I. Joe.

Umm, it's the girls room.

[JimNasium]

Umm, it's the girls room.
So why is Whopper showing up at someone else's house? It's clearly the Whopper domicile.

[chop]

Crispy is Whopper Jr.s friend.

[KCCHIEFS27]

Yeah, but the girl is the Whopper's daughter..."bro" is slang for homie or friend..the dollar menu whopper and spicy chicken crisp are not related.

[Smed1065]

Whats going on here?

[ChiefaRoo]

So why is Whopper showing up at someone else's house? It's clearly the Whopper domicile.

Good question. You should ask Tiny E.

[ChiefaRoo]

Crispy is Whopper Jr.s friend.

But why is Whopper getting so upset? I mean, he's acting like an angry dad but the girl isn't a burger.

[JimNasium]

Yeah, but the girl is the Whopper's daughter..."bro" is slang for homie or friend..the dollar menu whopper and spicy chicken crisp are not related.
Okay, I'm getting it now. So is Whopper Junior's sister named Chicken Tenders?

[Rain Man]

Y'know what would make this commercial really good?

Poppa Sandwich runs up the stairs, and flings the door open.

The girl looks surprised and pulls back from the young sandwich guy. She has a thick white liquid all over her mouth.

Poppa Sandwich's eyes pop, and you hear the girl yell, "It's not mayonnaise! It's not mayonnaise!"

[ChiefaRoo]

Yeah, but the girl is the Whopper's daughter..."bro" is slang for homie or friend..the dollar menu whopper and spicy chicken crisp are not related.

How can the girl be Whoppers daughter? She's not a burger or a tender. In fact, she's all human. Are you telling me that she's adopted? This commercial strains my suspension of disbelief.

[JimNasium]

How can the girl be Whoppers daughter? She's not a burger or a tender. In fact, she's all human. Are you telling me that she's adopted? This commercial strains my suspension of disbelief.
I'm struggling with it too. Is it possible for a Whopper couple to conceive a homo erectus?

[ChiefaRoo]

I'm struggling with it too. Is it possible for a Whopper couple to conceive a homo erectus?

I don't see how that's possible. We should sue.

[chiefqueen]

How did Crispy get in the bedroom?

[JimNasium]

How did Crispy get in the bedroom?
This continues to become more troubling.

[blueballs]

she has a drive through window

[JimNasium]

http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/whopper.GIF

[JimNasium]

Heh.
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[ChiefaRoo]

Tiny E. Please explain. You are the resident expert here. Thank you.