why'd you ****ing idiots give up!?

[Hootie]

You got that far, you might as well at least get me in the red, dumbasses...If you're going to have a neg rep war, you might as well finish me off. Jesus, who the **** taught you guys how to do this shit?!

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6175/scr1308cb2esd8.png

[Mr. Plow]

ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

Ah, this reminds me of the good old days.

[Hootie]

those guys ****ing suck...

Are you kidding?

If you're going to plot a neg rep conspiracy, AT LEAST FINISH ME OFF!

WOW.

[Frazod]

ROFL How the hell are you still at icon level after taking a barrage like that?

[Adept Havelock]

Maybe they decided you were not worth the effort?

[Dartgod]

Gawd, you're an attention whore!

[Donger]

ROFL How the hell are you still at icon level after taking a barrage like that?

What level?

[Mr. Plow]

ROFL How the hell are you still at icon level after taking a barrage like that?

That's what I was wondering....

[ClevelandBronco]

Dude, you should have taken leatherboys.com out of your bookmark bar before you posted that.

[chagrin]

What did I miss?

[HypnotizedMonkey]

firing squad lol

[Hootie]

ROFL How the hell are you still at icon level after taking a barrage like that?
I make phenomenal, rep worthy posts at a consistent rate?

JUS' SAYIN!

[Skip Towne]

Some of the n00bs went in out of ammo. Damn n00bs!! :cuss:

[Hootie]

Gawd, you're an attention whore!
Hell yeah!

HootiePlanet!

[Hootie]

Some of the n00bs went in out of ammo. Damn n00bs!! :cuss:
I remember when GoChiefs got you into the red and you cried like a little bitch ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Frazod]

I make phenomenal, rep worthy posts at a consistent rate?

JUS' SAYIN!

Enemy fans who've been here three months can achieve icon status. It hasn't meant anything for a long time now.

[Mr. Laz]

i'm shocked that saul wasn't involved

[Lzen]

Wow, you even got 3 neg reps from Simply Red. He's one of the nicest posters on here.

[Hootie]

Enemy fans who've been here three months can achieve icon status. It hasn't meant anything for a long time now.
damnit

I thought I was special! =(

Thanks a lot.

[Hootie]

Wow, you even got 3 neg reps from Simply Red. He's one of the nicest posters on here.
for the record, at least his negative reps were 'nice', per say

[Hootie]

NEXT PERSON WHO NEG REPS ME GETS A HOOTIE STYLE BLOWJOB!

(this should show everyone!)

[luv]

NEXT PERSON WHO NEG REPS ME GETS A HOOTIE STYLE BLOWJOB!

(this should show everyone!)
Please tell me I got mine in before you posted this.

[RealSNR]

Out of curiosity, what were you stealing from LimeWire? :hmmm:

Arrrrgh, ye scurvy pirate!

[Skip Towne]

I remember when GoChiefs got you into the red and you cried like a little bitch ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
GoChiefs didn't do it, Zach did. And yes, the mods gave it back.

[Skip Towne]

i'm shocked that saul wasn't involved
We only got the people we trusted to keep their mouth shut.

[Mr. Laz]

We only got the people we trusted to keep their mouth shut.
:harumph:

[Saulbadguy]

i'm shocked that saul wasn't involved
I don't mind Hootie. He's actually kind of funny.

[Mr. Laz]

I don't mind Hootie. He's actually kind of funny.
since when has that ever stopped you from a chance to give someone shite?

:p

[BigRedChief]

We only got the people we trusted to keep their mouth shut.
I was invited but didn't participate because I wasn't aware of what offense Hootie had done to the Planet.

[Hootie]

I don't mind Hootie. He's actually kind of funny.
WELL YOU JUST MOVED UP MY LIST

I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF LIST IT IS, BUT YOU MOVED UP A FEW SPOTS...WAY AHEAD OF SKIP TOWNE

[Hootie]

I was invited but didn't participate because I wasn't aware of what offense Hootie had done to the Planet.
I cheer for the Chiefs...

Duh

[Hootie]

GoChiefs didn't do it, Zach did. And yes, the mods gave it back.
thank God!

What would you have done without that positive rep? That ChiefsPlanet Icon status? How would you have slept at night? Would you have masturbated using your tears as lubrication?!

[Skip Towne]

WELL YOU JUST MOVED UP MY LIST

I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF LIST IT IS, BUT YOU MOVED UP A FEW SPOTS...WAY AHEAD OF SKIP TOWNE
NOW LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!!! CHICKENHEAD DOESN'T LIKE ME. OH NOES!!!!!!!

[Donger]

WELL YOU JUST MOVED UP MY LIST

I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF LIST IT IS, BUT YOU MOVED UP A FEW SPOTS...WAY AHEAD OF SKIP TOWNE

Would you just please stop.

[Bowser]

I need to get in on this....

:D

[Hootie]

Would you just please stop.
oh great, psuedo-intellectual #2 enters the thread!

Yeah, Donger and Hamas, using big words YEAH!

[BigRedChief]

Enemy fans who've been here three months can achieve icon status. It hasn't meant anything for a long time now.
I maxed out my pos rep years ago. If I can do it anyone can.

[Hootie]

BIG WORDS MAKE YOU SMART!

YEAH!

PRINCE FIELDER

YEAH!

[Skip Towne]

I maxed out my pos rep years ago. If I can do it anyone can.
I've done it twice. Endelt did it three times.

[Donger]

oh great, psuedo-intellectual #2 enters the thread!

Yeah, Donger and Hamas, using big words YEAH!

You spelled 'pseudo' incorrectly.

[Hootie]

You spelled 'pseudo' incorrectly.
PRINCE FIELDER YEAH!

[Bowser]

You spelled 'pseudo' incorrectly.

LMAO

[Hootie]

I neg repped myself with my GOATSE account...

[Donger]

Hootie: Stop.

[Hootie]

Hootie: Stop.
ask nicely

[Donger]

ask nicely

I've already done that.

[boogblaster]

Sorry I missed the show, Skip ....

[Planetman]

Hootie: Stop.
http://davidjay.net/forumpics/cant_hear_you.jpg

You're wasting key strokes, Donger.

[Hootie]

I've already done that.
one more time

[Skip Towne]

Sorry I missed the show, Skip ....
It's never too late.

[Donger]

one more time

No, I think not. You've had your fun, now stop.

[Hootie]

No, I think not. You've had your fun, now stop.
you've*

[Hootie]

OH YOU EDITED YOUR POST REAL MATURE PRINCE FIELDER

[Donger]

OH YOU EDITED YOUR POST REAL MATURE PRINCE FIELDER

No. I edited nothing.

[Hootie]

No. I edited nothing.
Suuuuure ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Donger]

Suuuuure ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

What do you think I edited?

[Hootie]

Donger: Stop.

[Planetman]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1603018/2/istockphoto_1603018_arm_wrestling.jpg

[Extra Point]

Hootie, the space-time continuum called. It wants its two days without your nonsense back.

Please let this thread die, for the sake of humanity!!!

[Skip Towne]

Hootie, the space-time continuum called. It wants its two days without your nonsense back.

Please let this thread die, for the sake of humanity!!!
Don't do it, Hootie. Go for 100 replies.

[Hootie]

Hootie, the space-time continuum called. It wants its two days without your nonsense back.

Please let this thread die, for the sake of humanity!!!
PUT ME ON IGNORE, THAT'S WHAT SIMPLEX DOES (OF COURSE, HE STILL, MAGICALLY, NEG REPS ME, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO IF YOU'RE ON IGNORE, SO I GUESS I CALLED THAT ONE, GOD HOW AM I ALWAYS SO RIGHT?!)

[Direckshun]

Tribal Warfare LMAO

[Frazod]

Oops. Hootie just got dropped from icon to rep whore. :D

[Extra Point]

PUT ME ON IGNORE, THAT'S WHAT SIMPLEX DOES (OF COURSE, HE STILL, MAGICALLY, NEG REPS ME, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO IF YOU'RE ON IGNORE, SO I GUESS I CALLED THAT ONE, GOD HOW AM I ALWAYS SO RIGHT?!)

You wind up getting quoted. And Simplex keeps doing it. So do others. I don't put anyone on ignore, as everyone here, but opposing trolls, is a Chiefs fan, and has given decent team and comical input.

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Please, let this thread die a peaceful death.

[Iowanian]

I like Hootie if for no other reason, than he is right on target with hamas.

[Hootie]

I like Hootie if for no other reason, than he is right on target with hamas.
WHAT!?

YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING SKULL ****ED BY THE BRILLIANT, GOOGLE SEARCH FOR WEB BOARD CRITICISMS, HAMAS JENKINS?!

[Scorp]

Some of the n00bs went in out of ammo. Damn n00bs!! :cuss:


Sorry, it is like the damn thing is broken. It won't let me do crap.

[ILikeBigTiddys]

Please tell me Hootie is a girl. Right???

[Bwana]

There, I did my part, glad I could help.

[Hootie]

Please tell me Hootie is a girl. Right???
Yep.

[keg in kc]

And the bar for lame threads goes up once again.

[Hootie]

And the bar for lame threads goes up once again.
LIMBO TIME

[ILikeBigTiddys]

You have any pictures, because thats the only way I can tell if I can tolerate you.

[WilliamTheIrish]

GoChiefs didn't do it, Zach did. And yes, the mods gave it back.

But you did cry like a bitch. For days.

[Hootie]

You have any pictures, because thats the only way I can tell if I can tolerate you.
http://www.parishiltonblog.org/images/paris-pic_3821.jpg

[DFB]

:drool:

[teedubya]

Hootie is best viewed under the following conditions.

[Hootie]

If you had me ignored, you wouldn't see this thread, sweet cheeks!

[luv]

If you had me ignored, you wouldn't see this thread, sweet cheeks!
The thread still shows up on the board. They can't read what you write, but you've been quoted enough in the thread for anyone who has you on ignore to get the gist.

[Hootie]

Sweet, I only have two people on my ignore list:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4592/ignorelistxa6.jpg

[Donger]

Time for a 'time out.'

[Tribal Warfare]

Yep.


Christ no wonder :shake:

[Hootie]

Time for a 'time out.'
FREE HOOTIE

[Hootie]

Christ no wonder :shake:
I have HUGE tits.

[DFB]

ROFL ROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

I have HUGE tits.


So Does Roseanne, and I'm not gonna jump on that pony

[Hootie]

So Does Roseanne, and I'm not gonna jump on that pony
Let's just go on a date and see...

[Sure-Oz]

I don't remember you being this annoying last year good lord...

you act like a young gochiefs

[ImmodiumAD]

With all the shit leaking from this thread, I feel like I needed to post in it.

That is all!

[Hootie]

I don't remember you being this annoying last year good lord...

you act like a young gochiefs
but I really do have enormous breasts...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Someone needs to courtesy flush this f*cktard.

[Tribal Warfare]

Let's just go on a date and see...



LMAO!!!!!!!!! Dude, you must be off your rocker

[2112]

What's going on here?

[Hootie]

Someone needs to courtesy flush this f*cktard.
AND BASH HIS SKULL IN! SKULL SKULL SKULL

[Hootie]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Dude, you must be off your rocker
you don't even want a little taste?!

[HemiEd]

I don't remember you being this annoying last year good lord...


IIRC when you approach puberty, the voice is not the only thing that changes.

[Sure-Oz]

but I really do have enormous breasts...
:shake:

[Rausch]

Failed thread.

ABORT~!

[Tribal Warfare]

you don't even want a little taste?!


Man, you must uglier than a hog humping the farmers daughter to beg for a date.


ROFL

[MOhillbilly]

ROFL and i thought i got alot of neg rep.

[Sure-Oz]

Do we know wtf Hootie is anyway, i thought he/she was a dude

[Tribal Warfare]

Do we know wtf Hootie is anyway, i thought he/she was a dude



me too until hootie dropped the line that he/she is a girl

[Hootie]

HUGE BOOBIES

[MOhillbilly]

me too until hootie dropped the line that he/she is a girl


maybe its the maphrodite that got run off years ago. dont remember a name but was a fun thread.

[Rausch]

HUGE BOOBIES

You mean moobs...

[jidar]

I +repped you just because I don't like to be a follower.

[Hootie]

I +repped you just because I don't like to be a follower.
sweet dude, how can I repay you *cough* TOOTHY BLOWJOB *cough*...

[ILikeBigTiddys]

How the hell do you rep people?

[Tribal Warfare]

How the hell do you rep people?


it's by the edit/delete option button in the corner of your post

[Hootie]

How the hell do you rep people?
MIND BULLETS

[2112]

How the hell do you rep people?
Click this http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/newannounce.gif button

[Hootie]

Click this http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/newannounce.gif button
I'm clicking it but it doesn't do anything?!?!??!!!!!

[2112]

I'm clicking it but it doesn't do anything?!?!??!!!!!
Hey Hootie, you're too much man. I mean really. you have to be hands down the funniest guy (?) on the Planet.

[Hootie]

Hey Hootie, you're too much man. I mean really. you have to be hands down the funniest guy (?) on the Planet.
QFT-TNT-DYNAMITE

[DFB]

On the planet? Or on the Planet?

[BigRedChief]

HUGE BOOBIES
Yeah wellll prove it!:harumph:

[Scorp]

It isn't over yet. I just got my bullets back ROFL

[luv]

It isn't over yet. I just got my bullets back ROFL
Just let the damn thing die already.

[Skip Towne]

I've really enjoyed it.

[Tribal Warfare]

Just let the damn thing die already.


Hell No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2112]

vBulletin Message



You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

:shake:

[Simplex3]

vBulletin Message



You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

:shake:
You have to wait 24 hours. I'm going to be back to help some more at ~9:00 tonight.

[kstater]

Bitching about something usually gets things accomplished.

[Skip Towne]

You have to wait 24 hours. I'm going to be back to help some more at ~9:00 tonight.
I still have a little ammo left.

[Hootie]

Bitching about something usually gets things accomplished.
I'm not bitching...feel free to continue the neg repping...I really, and I'm being honest, don't care.

I told you I already neg repped myself four times with my GOATSE account.

[Halfcan]

I gave you one just to join in. It is that whole dog-pile mentality.

[ImmodiumAD]

This thread has diarrhea in it.

[Stryker]

Never give up, Never give in!

I see no fat lady, I hear no singing!

[Skip Towne]

Hootie is a good dude, he just gets under some people's skin. I didn't participate in this to blow him away. Just to have some fun. I think he has handled it pretty well. He makes me laugh.

[Hootie]

Hootie is a good dude, he just gets under some people's skin. I didn't participate in this to blow him away. Just to have some fun. I think he has handled it pretty well. He makes me laugh.
Let's take our shirts off and kiss!

[DFB]

Let's take our shirts off and kiss!

ROFL ROFL

[Skip Towne]

Let's take our shirts off and kiss!
You'd like that wouldn't you, you little homo.

[Hootie]

ROFL ROFL
one of my favorite South Park quotes of all time...

South Park, the last three seasons, has probably been the best show on TV...

It's insanely funny.

[Simplex3]

Well, I see someone is pussing out and feeling sorry for Hootie, I guess the game is over.

Back to iggy with him.

[Hootie]

You'd like that wouldn't you, you little homo.
I'm a hot girl with huge tits in this thread...

[Hootie]

Well, I see someone is pussing out and feeling sorry for Hootie, I guess the game is over.

Back to iggy with him.
Yeah right!

You have never had me on ignore, you can't get enough of my attention whoring...

I do so much attention whoring I make your mother look like Madonna...

and yes, I realize that makes absolutely no sense, but your mom's a whore.

[Skip Towne]

I'm a hot girl with huge tits in this thread...
Oh, OK, Rick.

[Easy 6]

This thread rules.

Hootie HAS handled it well & cracks me up to.

There are times when the Planet becomes TOO tame & needs a 'lil good 'ol fashioned Idiot Drama.

[DFB]

Yeah right!

You have never had me on ignore, you can't get enough of my attention whoring...

I do so much attention whoring I make your mother look like Madonna...

and yes, I realize that makes absolutely no sense, but your mom's a whore.

ROFL ROFL

[Hootie]

Oh, OK, Rick.
I know plenty of chicks named Rick...

you just don't hang out at the right bars, schnookums ;)

[Skip Towne]

Well, I see someone is pussing out and feeling sorry for Hootie, I guess the game is over.

Back to iggy with him.
Just take your ball and go home. Suits me.

[Hootie]

This thread rules.

Hootie HAS handled it well & cracks me up to.

There are times when the Planet becomes TOO tame & needs a 'lil good 'ol fashioned Idiot Drama.
I specialize in good 'ol fashioned idiot drama...

The only thing I take seriously in life is the Chiefs, it's sad, I know...but man that is the only time I ever get into heated arguments with anyone...other than that I'm a pretty laid back straight dude that likes to talk about sucking cock...what the hell is wrong with that?

[Skip Towne]

I know plenty of chicks named Rick...

you just don't hang out at the right bars, schnookums ;)
I guess not thweetie. :thailor:

[Simplex3]

Just take your ball and go home. Suits me.
Nah. I decided to hit him with another round before I put him back on iggy. Maybe he'll come back off for a few minutes tomorrow night, too.

[DFB]

I specialize in good 'ol fashioned idiot drama...

The only thing I take seriously in life is the Chiefs, it's sad, I know...but man that is the only time I ever get into heated arguments with anyone...other than that I'm a pretty laid back straight dude that likes to talk about sucking cock...what the hell is wrong with that?

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh, my side hurts!

[Hammock Parties]

I have restored the Hootmeister to his former glory. I AM THE UBERREPMENSCHTER!!!

[Hootie]

Nah. I decided to hit him with another round before I put him back on iggy. Maybe he'll come back off for a few minutes tomorrow night, too.
WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?!

THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

I'M MAAAAD.

[Easy 6]

I specialize in good 'ol fashioned idiot drama...

The only thing I take seriously in life is the Chiefs, it's sad, I know...but man that is the only time I ever get into heated arguments with anyone...other than that I'm a pretty laid back straight dude that likes to talk about sucking cock...what the hell is wrong with that?

Your a real piece of work... LMAO

[Skip Towne]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh, my side hurts!
Your neg repping me today was hilarious. You cost me a whole 6 points. SIX POINTS. Hahahahahaha. I didn't know anybody was that impotent.

[Hootie]

I have restored the Hootmeister to his former glory. I AM THE UBERREPMENSCHTER!!!
Thank you.

Simplex and his -9 rep points per rep was REALLY making me question whether or not I'd ever be an icon again...

[Halfcan]

You will never be an Icon.

[L.A. Chieffan]

how many points does it take to be icon?

[Simplex3]

how many points does it take to be icon?
Not enough apparently.

[DFB]

Your neg repping me today was hilarious. You cost me a whole 6 points. SIX POINTS. Hahahahahaha. I didn't know anybody was that impotent.

Was that today? It was just on principle, seeing you were being a shithead to me.

[Hootie]

You will never be an Icon.
Did you hear that from Trent Green's wife's sister-in-law who goes to church with your cousin Timmy's friend Gwen Stephens?

[Hammock Parties]

how many points does it take to be icon?

28,000? I'm guessing.

[Skip Towne]

Was that today? It was just on principle, seeing you were being a shithead to me.
You hit like a little girl, n00b. Hahahahahaha

[Scorp]

28,000? I'm guessing.


25,000

[Hootie]

The Rep system could be cool as hell if it wasn't so flawed...

Way too easy to be an Icon...

If we had a cool Rep system I have a feeling I'd spend WAY more time on this site than I should, so it's probably good that it isn't cool.

[DFB]

You hit like a little girl, n00b. Hahahahahaha

:shake: You act like a girl, g00b. bwhahahahalkajflkaj

[Hootie]

You hit like a little girl, n00b. Hahahahahaha
I like the new guy...

A) Huard fan.
B) ...

THERE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A 'B', 'A' IS GOOD ENOUGH!

[2112]

how many points does it take to be icon?
25,000

[Hootie]

Question:

How did most of you become icons? Did you beg for rep, or did you just get repped over and over again for having badass posting skills?!

Be honest.

(I'll start - badass posting skills)

[Skip Towne]

I like the new guy...

A) Huard fan.
B) ...

THERE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A 'B', 'A' IS GOOD ENOUGH!
I'm getting a kick out of him too. I couldn't believe it when I saw I was at 32,761. Hahahahahaha. I thought the board blew up.

[DFB]

I'm getting a kick out of him too. I couldn't believe it when I saw I was at 32,761. Hahahahahaha. I thought the board blew up.

Well, I'm glad you're the grandfather of a message board. Bravo!

[Mr Luzcious]

Wow, overkill.

[Skip Towne]

Question:

How did most of you become icons? Did you beg for rep, or did you just get repped over and over again for having badass posting skills?!

Be honest.

(I'll start - badass posting skills)
It used to be really hard to max out your rep. Nobody had any so you had to do it 20-30 points at a time. I think mine now hits at about 1000 points. It's taken the fun out of it except for stupid n00bs who don't know any better.

[Hootie]

It used to be really hard to max out your rep. Nobody had any so you had to do it 20-30 points at a time. I think mine now hits at about 1000 points. It's taken the fun out of it except for stupid n00bs who don't know any better.
can't they raise the max rep to like, 200,000?

[greg63]

those guys ****ing suck...

Are you kidding?

If you're going to plot a neg rep conspiracy, AT LEAST FINISH ME OFF!

WOW.

They sensed that is what you wanted.

[Simplex3]

can't the raise the max rep to like, 200,000?
This post is all the proof we need for this post (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4271189&postcount=62).

[Skip Towne]

can't the raise the max rep to like, 200,000?
I dunno. Or just set us all back to zero. A lot of people don't like it. I rarely use it except for deals like last night. I've gone weeks without using it.

[Hootie]

I dunno. Or just set us all back to zero. A lot of people don't like it. I rarely use it except for deals like last night. I've gone weeks without using it.
the only time I ever use rep is to positive rep anyone who negative reps me...

THEN THEY FEEL GUILTY AND HOOTIE WINS

[Hootie]

This post is all the proof we need for this post (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4271189&postcount=62).
can you PLEASE put me back on ignore?

[Simplex3]

I dunno. Or just set us all back to zero. A lot of people don't like it. I rarely use it except for deals like last night. I've gone weeks without using it.
At this point it's useless. When an entire group of people can gang up for a night and all it takes to restore that damage is one momma's boy the whole thing is a joke.

[BigRedChief]

I maxed out my pos rep 2-3 years ago.

[Hootie]

At this point it's useless. When an entire group of people can gang up for a night and all it takes to restore that damage is one momma's boy the whole thing is a joke.
you guys took me down from max to 21,500...

what a waste of a night for you guys ROFL ROFL ROFL

NEXT TIME, AT LEAST GET SOME HEAVY HITTERS...AND NO, SIMPLEX, YOU'RE NOT A HEAVY HITTER. YOU'RE JUST A BITCH!

[Skip Towne]

At this point it's useless. When an entire group of people can gang up for a night and all it takes to restore that damage is one momma's boy the whole thing is a joke.
Absolutely. One very good reason why we didn't include him. He is a total dickwad who uses it to pick on guys who can't defend themselves.

[Hootie]

Absolutely. One very good reason why we didn't include him. He is a total dickwad who uses it to pick on guys who can't defend themselves.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have joined in the barrage on my Hootie account with my GOATSE account...

[Scorp]

Question:

How did most of you become icons? Did you beg for rep, or did you just get repped over and over again for having badass posting skills?!

Be honest.

(I'll start - badass posting skills)


I will never be a clever poster. I got my rep from signatures, avatars, and a few wallpapers. I think the rep systems is junk too. Hopefully I entertain a few of you guys.

[Simplex3]

can't they raise the max rep to like, 200,000?
So here's your explanation of why:

32,767 is the maximum value that a 2 byte signed integer can hold on an x86 architecture. Typically these are stored with the most significant bit being the signed bit. The folks that wrote vBulletin chose to use a 2 byte signed integer for storing the rep field in the database.

[Hootie]

guys it is SO NICE not being able to read what simplex3 types...

You may have guessed this, but he is on my ignore list (I know, lololol)...

And another cool thing is, no one ever quotes him because he never has anything interesting to say so he literally doesn't exist in Hootie-land.

MAN

I AM COOL

[Halfcan]

So here's your explanation of why:

32,767 is the maximum value that a 2 byte signed integer can hold on an x86 architecture. Typically these are stored with the most significant bit being the signed bit. The folks that wrote vBulletin chose to use a 2 byte signed integer for storing the rep field in the database.

Speak English egghead. :rolleyes:

[BigRedChief]

Why are you pissed at Hootie?

[Hootie]

Why are you pissed at Hootie?
because he's an attention whore...

[Halfcan]

The flaux capacity of the integrated circuit board is overloaded with inter glactic turbulance malfunctioning Ram with a bit ratio out of normal levels.

[Hootie]

Oops, I forgot to log out of my DFB account.

[Logical]

Only because you asked for it.

[Halfcan]

Why are you pissed at Hootie?

Holy Fug-Nice booby bouncing sig there BR. :drool:

[Hootie]

This is a promise:

I swear, to God, I will stop being such a post whoring attention craving Huard cock sucking homo if Halfcan loses the privilege to post in ANY of my threads.

[greg63]

This is a promise:

I swear, to God, I will stop being such a post whoring attention craving Huard cock sucking homo if Halfcan loses the privilege to post in ANY of my threads.

Dude, that's a lie and you know it. :p

[BigRedChief]

This is a promise:

I swear, to God, I will stop being such a post whoring attention craving Huard cock sucking homo if Halfcan loses the privilege to post in ANY of my threads.
I'm going to have to neg rep you for that visual image.

[Halfcan]

This is a promise:

I swear, to God, I will stop being such a post whoring attention craving Huard cock sucking homo if Halfcan post more Rush videos in my threads.

I don't think even the Greatest Band in the World can keep you from being a cock sucking Homo. :shake:

[Simplex3]

Holy Fug-Nice booby bouncing sig there BR. :drool:
Think you can manage to stop posting in Crappie's threads?

[Hootie]

it's a good thing I can't see Simplex3's posts otherwise I would've probably noticed he just called me Crappie, which is PROBABLY the lamest insult...of all time. Are you kidding? Seriously...

It's a good thing I have this guy on ignore.

[Frazod]

I don't think even the Greatest Band in the World can keep you from being a cock sucking Homo. :shake:

Wait a minute - I thought Hootie was a woman? I could have sworn I read that in an earlier post.

I'm so confused. :banghead:

[BigRedChief]

Think you can manage to stop posting in Crappie's threads?
It's frigging Hypnonic, isn't it?

[Halfcan]

Think you can manage to stop posting in Crappie's threads?

I do like making him cry :deevee: -I am just mean like that.

[Frazod]

It's frigging Hypnonic, isn't it?

They're nice, but I had to put you on avatar ignore for work.

Plus, I wasn't getting anything done. :D

[Halfcan]

Wait a minute - I thought Hootie was a woman? I could have sworn I read that in an earlier post.

I'm so confused. :banghead:

No I am pretty sure he is a dude that just Wants to be a women.

[Hootie]

Wait a minute - I thought Hootie was a woman? I could have sworn I read that in an earlier post.

I'm so confused. :banghead:
sometimes I do the full nut tuck and pretend like I'm a woman...but usually I settle for the one nut tuck because it's just funny when you have one nut popping out and THAT'S IT

NO PENIS
NO OTHER NUT
JUST ONE NUT

THE ONE NUT TUCK

[Hootie]

I just don't understand why halfcan has to capitalize random letters in the middle of sentences...it just REALLY irritates me. I think I'm going to pull a Simplex and put him on fake ignore.

[DFB]

sometimes I do the full nut tuck and pretend like I'm a woman...but usually I settle for the one nut tuck because it's just funny when you have one nut popping out and THAT'S IT

NO PENIS
NO OTHER NUT
JUST ONE NUT

THE ONE NUT TUCK

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Halfcan]

sometimes I do the full nut tuck and pretend like I'm a woman...but usually I settle for the one nut tuck because it's just funny when you have one nut popping out and THAT'S IT

NO PENIS
NO OTHER NUT
JUST ONE NUT

THE ONE NUT TUCK

WOW that is your greatest post ever ONE NUT.

[BigRedChief]

No I am pretty sure he is a dude that just Wants to be a women.
Chit that is sick.:shake:

[Hootie]

my youtube video of the one nut tuck lasted 19 minutes

[Halfcan]

I just don't understand why halfcan has to capitalize random letters in the middle of sentences...it just REALLY irritates me. I think I'm going to pull a Simplex and put him on fake ignore.

Wow you have a lot of sand in your vagina tonight.

I think your boyfriend needs to give you some. The full size damon posters are not doing it for ya anymore.

[BigRedChief]

hootie whats your rep?

[DFB]

my youtube video of the one nut tuck lasted 19 minutes

Link?

[Frazod]

sometimes I do the full nut tuck and pretend like I'm a woman...but usually I settle for the one nut tuck because it's just funny when you have one nut popping out and THAT'S IT

NO PENIS
NO OTHER NUT
JUST ONE NUT

THE ONE NUT TUCK

I'll take Questions I Wish I'd Never Asked for $1,000, Alex. :banghead:

[Hootie]

hootie whats your rep?
27304

[Hootie]

I'll take Questions I Wish I'd Never Asked for $1,000, Alex. :banghead:
you aren't fond of the one nut tuck?!

that shit is funny as hell

one time I did it and ran through a crowd of people and some chick was like, 'man, that dude has a small penis!'

I was like...that was my left nut.

Oh well.

[DFB]

you aren't fond of the one nut tuck?!

that shit is funny as hell

one time I did it and ran through a crowd of people and some chick was like, 'man, that dude has a small penis!'

I was like...that was my left nut.

Oh well.

THAT was YOU?! :eek:

[Halfcan]

27304

Paging Mr Simplex.......

[Hootie]

I adblocked the word Simplex, I know that's not possible, but I did it.

[Simplex3]

Paging Mr Simplex.......
I already did what little I could tonight. If I was a real bastard I'd go post whoring like GOQUEER so I could do more damage. Sadly, I have a life and don't have that kind of time.

I guess I could always bang out a quick program to post 24x7 for me...

[BigRedChief]

27304
Down off the max rep now huh?

[Hootie]

If I didn't have Simplex on ignore, I'd probably reply to his last post like this:

anyone that posts something like this (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4271251&postcount=181) cannot have THAT much of a life.

BURN

[Hootie]

Down off the max rep now huh?
YEAH POS REP ME A FEW TIMES PLZ

[BigRedChief]

YEAH POS REP ME A FEW TIMES PLZ
No way. A couple more of those gay transvestite posts and I'm piling on.

[Hootie]

No way. A couple more of those gay transvestite posts and I'm piling on.
don't go to meatspin.com, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY 'BOUT THAT

[Hammock Parties]

meatspin.com

WOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BigRedChief]

don't go to meatspin.com, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY 'BOUT THAT
No thanks I'm pretty sure I know what that is and I like my boobies avatar better.

[Hootie]

WOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ROFL

[Hootie]

dude the first time my friend and I saw that we were rolling on the floor laughing so hard we actually made it enough spins for the animation to read 'you are officially gay now'...

I don't think I've laughed as hard since...that shit is funny as hell.

[jjchieffan]

I just checked my rep. I don't get much. ANyway, I see I got my first neg rep last week. RunRunPassPunt negrepped me for the post where I challenged Mecca to not post until after the season if SD scored less than 17 points. He called me a douchenozzle, :ROFL: :ROFL:

[KcMizzou]

I just checked my rep. I don't get much. ANyway, I see I got my first neg rep last week. RunRunPassPunt negrepped me for the post where I challenged Mecca to not post until after the season if SD scored less than 17 points. He called me a douchenozzle, :ROFL: :ROFL:"Douchenozzle" is so 2006. :shake:

[Halfcan]

dude the first time my boyfriend and I saw that we were so hard we actually made it enough spins for the animation to read 'you are officially gay now'...

I don't think I have been as hard since...that shit is sexy as hell.

TinkyWinky

[Frazod]

I just checked my rep. I don't get much. ANyway, I see I got my first neg rep last week. RunRunPassPunt negrepped me for the post where I challenged Mecca to not post until after the season if SD scored less than 17 points. He called me a douchenozzle, :ROFL: :ROFL:

We have you to thank for that depressing asshat going away? POSITIVE REP ON THE WAY FROM ME.

Hell, I may hit you three or four times for that one. You rock! :thumb:

[DFB]

don't go to meatspin.com, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY 'BOUT THAT

ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://www.teensluts.biz is better, catches you way off guard

[BigRedChief]

We have you to thank for that depressing asshat going away? POSITIVE REP ON THE WAY FROM ME.

Hell, I may hit you three or four times for that one. You rock! :thumb:
I didn't know this. Rep on the way from me too

[Hootie]

ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://www.teensluts.biz is better, catches you way off guard
Jeeeesus ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Hootie]

we should probably label every link in this thread as extremely NSFW

[Halfcan]

fag

[DFB]

we should probably label every link in this thread as extremely NSFW

Absolutely. ROFL

[Hootie]

dude cock, even tranny cock, just doesn't bother me...

IF THAT MAKES ME GAY, THEN GAY I AM

[DFB]

dude cock, even tranny cock, just doesn't bother me...

IF THAT MAKES ME GAY, THEN GAY I AM


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I'd suck a dick, but only if it was big. Like at least nine inches, and THICK. I'm into freaks of nature.

[KcMizzou]

We have you to thank for that depressing asshat going away? POSITIVE REP ON THE WAY FROM ME.

Hell, I may hit you three or four times for that one. You rock! :thumb:No kidding.

Guys like Hootie may annoy at times, but at least they're Chiefs fans.

Nothing Mecca ever said made me think he was a fan.

He's sneaky about it though... every post is a back-handed jab.

[DFB]

dude cock, even tranny cock, just doesn't bother me...

IF THAT MAKES ME GAY, THEN GAY I AM

Have you seen all these?

http://www.eatingcream.com

NSFW, of course ROFL

[KcMizzou]

I'd suck a dick, but only if it was big. Like at least nine inches, and THICK. I'm into freaks of nature.You're not gay... you're just an attention whore. :p

[Hootie]

Have you seen all these?

http://www.eatingcream.com

NSFW, of course ROFL
I do not like the sound of this...

I'm going to pass until I digest the food I just ate.

[DFB]

I do not like the sound of this...

I'm going to pass until I digest the food I just ate.

No, no it's not bad. It's good. You HAVE to see it. It won't bother your stomach. Trust me.

[Hootie]

No, no it's not bad. It's good. You HAVE to see it. It won't bother your stomach. Trust me.
never trusting you again

[DFB]

never trusting you again

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Hootie]

that shit was nasty

[BigRedChief]

You're not gay... you're just an attention whore. :p
Yep Hootie says
http://www.forumspile.com/Attention-Face_art.jpg

[DFB]

that shit was nasty

I almost threw up when I saw it. So, naturally, I had to share it. There's like 10-15 different videos. At the bottom of every vid, there's the links. I had to watch all of them to see what was what. ROFL

[Hootie]

dude, that was GOATSE who was talking about deep throating a 9 inch thickee, not Hootie...

[KcMizzou]

Yep Hootie says
That was for GC. :)