Announcement

[acesn8s]

Last weekend I took Joie to Iowa to see her friends/family and to sell her father a rifle that I've owned since I was 16. After handing him the gun I asked him if I could marry his daughter. A smile came over his face. I didn't know if it was because he was happy or if it was because he was holding a gun when I asked. But he said that I would make a fine son-in-law.

However, that was the easy part as I had to go inside and ask Joie herself.

I walk inside with the ring in my pocket. There she was sitting in the kitchen talking to her mother. Neither knew what was about happen. I am surprisingly calm at this moment. I kneeled down in front of her, presented the ring and popped the question. I suddenly get nervous.I already knew the answer but I didn't know what her reaction would be. Although her reaction mirrored a panic attack I believe it was because she was overcome with joy as she is now wearing the ring.

So I now take this opportunity to announce the engagement of acesn8s and Joie.

[Direckshun]

First!

Edit: Congrats.

[HonestChieffan]

Congrats to the lady. Now, get the gun back. No man sells a gun.

[seclark]

must have been a damn good rifle.
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[Bugeater]

http://selfmademinds.com/wp-content/uploads/ballandchain.jpg

[blueballs]

the gun should be part of the dowery

[acesn8s]

it was a .22 that I haven't fired in 10 years.

[Coach]

http://selfmademinds.com/wp-content/uploads/ballandchain.jpg

LMAO

Congrats by the way.

[Phobia]

Congrats to you both.

[seclark]

it was a .22 that I haven't fired in 10 years.
you've now got another gun just like that.
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[acesn8s]

http://selfmademinds.com/wp-content/uploads/ballandchain.jpg
We had to stay in gawd damned nebraska while we were there.

[Iowanian]

Congratulations on your last blowjob.

[chris]

LMAO

Congrats by the way.

CONGRATS!

Very nicely done.

Did she say "Yes" right away or stare at you for a period of seconds...leaving you hanging??

May you two have a lifetime of happiness.

[Bugeater]

We had to stay in gawd damned nebraska while we were there.
You could've stopped by and said hi. I assume we're all invited to the wedding?

[DaKCMan AP]

This thread is worthless without..

[chris]

Congratulations on your last blowjob.

ROFL

I just snorted Diet Coke on that one!

What a wonderful, positive thing to say. Are you speaking from the voice of experience? :)

[acesn8s]

CONGRATS!

Very nicely done.

Did she say "Yes" right away or stare at you for a period of seconds...leaving you hanging??

May you two have a lifetime of happiness.
I had to wait for her to stop crying before I got the answer. You could say it took a while.

[BigMeatballDave]

Congratulations on your last blowjob.LMAO

[Iowanian]

Sometimes....I wonder if women cry during the engagement because they're truely so happy.....or if its like blackjack, and they have a hard 17 and the dealer has a 9....they're thinking its the just the best they can do with the hand they're dealt....

I kid.

Congratulations III, I hope you and TennDPhottie are very happy through richer and poorer, sickness and in health.

[chris]

I had to wait for her to stop crying before I got the answer. You could say it took a while.

Mine sat there and cried for about 15 sec....time warp occurred...I thought time stopped. Longest 15 secs in my life.

Again congrats. When is the big day?

[milkman]

And we care about htis announcement, why?

[milkman]

J/K.

Congrats.

[ROYC75]

Keep her away from the one food that will stop your sex life.................


Wedding Cake.





j/k ..... Congrats.

[Bugeater]

And we care about htis announcement, why?
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm hoping to score a free meal and booze at the reception.

[big nasty kcnut]

Great news hope you'll be happy.

[acesn8s]

And we care about htis announcement, why? Because she has been imagining it for a long time, Joie's imaginary friend.

[milkman]

Because she has been imagining it for a long time, Joie's imaginary friend.

I'm surprised you remember that.

I'll be there, at least in her imagination.

[acesn8s]

I can't speak for everyone, but I'm hoping to score a free meal and booze at the reception.
I'm thinkin' that she doesn't want any gawd damned nebraskans at her wedding.:shrug:

[Hydrae]

Grats!

[acesn8s]

I'm surprised you remember that.

I'll be there, at least in her imagination.
What the.....?!!?

NOT on my wedding night pal!






j/k

[Joie]

Thank you for all the congratulations. I have never been happier.

[HonestChieffan]

Have you set up a secret bank account yet?

Can we get dibs on your man card?

[Joie]

Have you set up a secret bank account yet?

Can we get dibs on your man card?
His man card is perfectly safe. His fiancee loves football, remember?

[Bugeater]

I'm thinkin' that she doesn't want any gawd damned nebraskans at her wedding.:shrug:
Nah, she loves me. :)

[Joie]

Nah, she loves me. :)
And I know you well enough to know you would turn my reception into a Kegger :banghead:

[HonestChieffan]

His man card is perfectly safe. His fiancee loves football, remember?

My appologies. But do get his rifle back from Dad.

Congrats my dear. Married 35 years to the same gal here. Get him trained well and early. Just dont let him know.

[milkman]

And I know you well enough to know you would turn my reception into a Kegger :banghead:

And that's a problem, because?

[Joie]

My appologies. But do get his rifle back from Dad.

Congrats my dear. Married 35 years to the same gal here. Get him trained well and early. Just dont let him know.
Thank you.

As for the training.....we've been living together for 3 1/2 years.....

[Bugeater]

And I know you well enough to know you would turn my reception into a Kegger :banghead:
Just serve up some antifreeze shots and I'll go down quietly.

[Joie]

Just serve up some antifreeze shots and I'll go down quietly.
How did you know we'd be serving Antifreeze Champagne?

[HonestChieffan]

Thank you.

As for the training.....we've been living together for 3 1/2 years.....

Thats called a head start.

[big nasty kcnut]

Joie am i invited and is there an open bar.

[Joie]

Joie am i invited and is there an open bar.
Most likely will be very close family and friends with a cash bar. And I have no idea where the hell it will be. I'm calling nine venues tommorrow!!

[The Rick]

Congratulations on your last blowjob.
ROFL

The man speaks the truth!

[Iowanian]

ROFL

The man speaks the truth!

Is it my birthday yet?[/married man]

[Simplex3]

Congrats to her.

Sorry to hear about your early demise.

[Thig Lyfe]

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[Skip Towne]

Congrats you two.

[luv]

Just serve up some antifreeze shots and I'll go down quietly.
ROFL


It's about time you two!!! CONGRATS!!!!

I haven't read the whole thread yet. Have you set a date?

[The Rick]

Is it my birthday yet?[/married man]
More like:

Are you drunk enough to where you don't even realize what's happening yet?[/married man]

[Mr. Plow]

Congrats to both of you!!!!

[Extra Point]

Congrats to you two!

[El Jefe]

Congrats on your new endeavor.

[Bwana]

Congrats!

[wutamess]

I walk inside with the ring in my pocket. There she was sitting in the kitchen talking to her mother. Neither knew what was about happen. I am surprisingly calm at this moment. I kneeled down in front of her, presented the ring and popped the question. I suddenly get nervous.I already knew the answer but I didn't know what her reaction would be. Although her reaction mirrored a panic attack I believe it was because she was overcome with joy as she is now wearing the ring.

So I now take this opportunity to announce the engagement of acesn8s and Joie.

Why don't people video tape these moments?

Not to steal you thunder but mine was less than memorable. Xmas day I hand her the ring in a box and asked her how does she like it. Very Neanderthalish but oh well... it got the job done.

congrats to your upcoming years of hell. :p

[Lzen]

Congrats.

[Joie]

ROFL


It's about time you two!!! CONGRATS!!!!

I haven't read the whole thread yet. Have you set a date?
Thank you, luv, and everyone else for the congrats.

We're thinking next August. That gives me ten months to go insane....I mean plan. :)

[Joie]

Why don't people video tape these moments?

Not to steal you thunder but mine was less than memorable. Xmas day I hand her the ring in a box and asked her how does she like it. Very Neanderthalish but oh well... it got the job done.

congrats to your upcoming years of hell. :p
Apparently the only people that knew other than Aces that he was planning to propose were my Dad and the girls (who had somehow kept it secret for like a month), and none of them know how to work the cell phone video cameras. My parents don't have a regular video camera.

It doesn't matter how you propose, or where you get married. What matters is that you love each other enough to stand by each other through whatever happens in your lives.

[Iowanian]

Whatever you do, Aces....don't let her get an account on Chiefsplanet. Keep something for yourself and learn from previous members pain.



oh.

[acesn8s]

Whatever you do, Aces....don't let her get an account on Chiefsplanet. Keep something for yourself and learn from previous members pain.



oh.:banghead:

[Dunit35]

A successful chiefsplanet relationship...right on.

The theory of relationships on chiefsplanet is just a myth.

[acesn8s]

A successful chiefsplanet relationship...right on.

The theory of relationships on chiefsplanet is just a myth. Like the chiefs winning in the post season? There is evidence of it but nobody has seen it.

[luv]

A successful chiefsplanet relationship...right on.

The theory of relationships on chiefsplanet is just a myth.
I don't believe they met here.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'd like to give you a pig for a wedding gift. Oh' wait, nevermind, you'll have your own in about 3 years.

[Chief Henry]

Congratulations on your last blowjob.


ROFL

ain't that the truth !


Congrats. Its been 20 years for me and the Mrs. S far so good.
Just communicate, communicate and communicate some more.

A phone call if your late, a phone call even if your not going to be late.
Its the little things that will make the big decisions easier to get threw.

[Joie]

I don't believe they met here.
We met about five years ago, have been together for four years in January, and have been on the Planet less than a year.

I like your avatar luv!! :p

[Simply Red]

Who is this "Joie?"

[Joie]

Who is this "Joie?"
You remember me, Perm Boy :)







j/k should not have brought up the old perm conversation but I couldn't resist. :shake:

[Skip Towne]

Who is this "Joie?"
Aces hole [/Endelt]

[Simply Red]

You remember me, Perm Boy :)







j/k should not have brought up the old perm conversation but I couldn't resist. :shake:
:p CONGRATS!!

[Simply Red]

Aces hole [/Endelt]
LMAO

Sounds about like him.

[Joie]

:p CONGRATS!!
Thank you :)

[Inspector]

Wow...sorry about that man. Keep up stiff upper lip.....or whatever...

Prayers on the way.

[ChiefsFire]

Start saving now for the divorce.

[StcChief]

Congrats.. and Good luck.

[Joie]

Our wedding is on Friday. We're both so excited, as are my stepdaughters. It seems like just yesterday that Aces popped the question.

[cdcox]

Best wishes to you, aces, and the kids.

[Joie]

Best wishes to you, aces, and the kids.

Thank you

[Coach]

This coming Friday eh? Good luck.

[Joie]

This coming Friday eh? Good luck.

Thanks. It's still kind of surreal. We've pretty much got everything under control I think.

How's life as a newlywed for you? You got hitched earlier this year, right?

[Bugeater]

Aces hasn't backed out yet? I would've thought he'd of come to his senses by now.

[Joie]

Aces hasn't backed out yet? I would've thought he'd of come to his senses by now.

Gawd Damned Nebraskan!! Don't be giving him ideas!:cuss:

[Coach]

Thanks. It's still kind of surreal. We've pretty much got everything under control I think.

How's life as a newlywed for you? You got hitched earlier this year, right?

Heh, even if you think it's gonna be under control, there'll be some flare ups. Honestly, the best advice is that just laugh it off. Nothing is gonna happen perfectly. Just enjoy it.

Yeah, we did get hitched in June 7th, which is almost 2 months now. So far, it's smooth sailing. A few rough seas, but nothing that I can't handle.

[RJ]

Best of luck, you both seem like really nice people.

We could use more nice people in this world.

[Bugeater]

Gawd Damned Nebraskan!! Don't be giving him ideas!:cuss:
He's probably packing as we speak. You'd better go check on him.

[Coach]

He's probably packing as we speak. You'd better go check on him.

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[Joie]

Heh, even if you think it's gonna be under control, there'll be some flare ups. Honestly, the best advice is that just laugh it off. Nothing is gonna happen perfectly. Just enjoy it.

Yeah, we did get hitched in June 7th, which is almost 2 months now. So far, it's smooth sailing. A few rough seas, but nothing that I can't handle.

I'm a lot calmer now than I was a month ago. I'm really enjoying the process and Aces is really good at keeping me grounded. We want the ceremony and reception to be fun, and I think that means that it shouldn't be perfect.

Best of luck, you both seem like really nice people.

We could use more nice people in this world.

Thank you.

He's probably packing as we speak. You'd better go check on him.

Nah. He's at work and I have our girls. He's not going anywhere. :)

[The Bad Guy]

I just got married less than a month ago.

Greatest day of my life.

Good luck to both of you.

[Joie]

I just got married less than a month ago.

Greatest day of my life.

Good luck to both of you.

Congratulations! And thank you.

[Coach]

I just got married less than a month ago.

Greatest day of my life.

Good luck to both of you.

Congrats to you as well.

Funny how this worked out.... Coach got married in June. The Bad Guy got married sometime in July. Now Joie is getting marred in August. Wonder who's up in September.....

[Joie]

Congrats to you as well.

Funny how this worked out.... Coach got married in June. The Bad Guy got married sometime in July. Now Joie is getting marred in August. Wonder who's up in September.....

There have been a few other Planet weddings this summer, too.

[acesn8s]

I can't speak for everyone, but I'm hoping to score a free meal and booze at the reception.
Ironically, we will be closer to you than you think.

[acesn8s]

I'm thinkin' that she doesn't want any gawd damned nebraskans at her wedding.:shrug:
I guess I'm wrong about this one. She did invite her sisters.:doh!:

[acesn8s]

Thank you, luv, and everyone else for the congrats.

We're thinking next August. That gives me ten months to go insane....I mean plan. :)
So that is what happened.:doh!:

[acesn8s]

Apparently the only people that knew other than Aces that he was planning to propose were my Dad and the girls (who had somehow kept it secret for like a month), and none of them know how to work the cell phone video cameras. My parents don't have a regular video camera.

It doesn't matter how you propose, or where you get married. What matters is that you love each other enough to stand by each other through whatever happens in your lives.
Imagine what other secrets we have.:evil:

[acesn8s]

I'd like to give you a pig for a wedding gift. Oh' wait, nevermind, you'll have your own in about 3 years.
I guess I will have to settle for some baby back ribs.:D

[acesn8s]

Thanks. It's still kind of surreal. We've pretty much got everything under control I think.

How's life as a newlywed for you? You got hitched earlier this year, right?
We do?:eek:

[acesn8s]

Aces hasn't backed out yet? I would've thought he'd of come to his senses by now.
I can do that?

[acesn8s]

Best of luck, you both seem like really nice people.

We could use more nice people in this world.**** you! :cuss:















J/K :D

[Bugeater]

I can do that?

Canada isn't THAT far away. :evil:

[acesn8s]

Nah. He's at work and I have our girls. He's not going anywhere. :)
She has me chained to the bed post and only lets me out of the bedroom between the hours of 2 and 3 am.

[alanm]

Congrats guys!!
I am shocked that you proposed in front of her Mother.
But then there is no way she could have refused.
And another question.. Had her Dad shot you would you still of asked? :D

[acesn8s]

Canada isn't THAT far away. :evil:
Would put me closer to River Falls:hmmm:

[acesn8s]

Congrats guys!!
I am shocked that you proposed in front of her Mother.
But then there is no way she could have refused.
And another question.. Had her Dad shot you would you still of asked? :D
I figured that if he said "no" that I would not have to live with the disappointment for very long.

[HonestChieffan]

Did ya get the rifle back yet?

[Mr. Plow]

congrats to you both!!!

[acesn8s]

Did ya get the rifle back yet?
Meh, I got time.

[luv]

Our wedding is on Friday. We're both so excited, as are my stepdaughters. It seems like just yesterday that Aces popped the question.

Married on a Friday? That's cool. You usually see weddings on Saturdays.

I'm glad to see you both still seem to have your sanity. Good luck during crunch time. ;)

[Joie]

Married on a Friday? That's cool. You usually see weddings on Saturdays.

I'm glad to see you both still seem to have your sanity. Good luck during crunch time. ;)

For some reason, I never wanted to get married on Saturday. Everyone gets married on Saturday. I wanted to be unique.

Thanks for the wish of luck.

[Joie]

She has me chained to the bed post and only lets me out of the bedroom between the hours of 2 and 3 am.

Wouldn't our bed need to have posts for me to chain you to the bed post? :spock:

[Joie]

Imagine what other secrets we have.:evil:

As long as they're as good as this last one was. :D

[Nzoner]

For some reason, I never wanted to get married on Saturday. Everyone gets married on Saturday. I wanted to be unique.

Thanks for the wish of luck.

we got married on a friday,biggest focking ice and snow storm in 30 years,had over 350 rsvp and only 78 showed up.

BTW...CONGRATS

[Joie]

we got married on a friday,biggest focking ice and snow storm in 30 years,had over 350 rsvp and only 78 showed up.

BTW...CONGRATS

Thanks....That had to suck, planning for 3x as many as showed and dealing with a winter storm. I doubt we have to worry about snow storms, although we are supposed to get thunderstorms.

[Joie]

Our wedding is tomorrow! Yeah, I know I probably should not be playing on the Planet right now, but somehow I managed to have a few minutes free. The rehearsal is in two and half hours. So far everything is going pretty smoothly.

[Demonpenz]

You came over his face? Must be from nebraska

[ChiefsFire]

Our wedding is on Friday. We're both so excited, as are my stepdaughters. It seems like just yesterday that Aces popped the question.

You still have time to RUN....

All kidding aside...congratulations

Are you having a dollar dance?