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FAX
10-09-2007, 04:03 PM
Burning hurts a lot, but so does electric shock - especially when applied to the groinal area. Then, of course, there's hair-pulling, eye-poking, tongue-stabbing, and the infamous and dreaded razor-wire wedgie.

A good, old-fashioned, savage beating might do the trick. Or, perhaps, denail his toes and dip his feet in flaming pitch. Nut-roasting, choking, knee capping, and sleep deprivation combined with Captain and Tennille b-sides are worth consideration, I suppose.

Any other ideas?

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

Bugeater
10-09-2007, 04:16 PM
Make him watch a Chiefs game.

Phobia
10-09-2007, 04:17 PM
I think we should stop making threads about him. I'll bet that would work.

Fire Me Boy!
10-09-2007, 04:20 PM
I'm gonna go with the ever-tried and true nuthooks.

Fire Me Boy!
10-09-2007, 04:20 PM
Although... Phil's probably more on track.

Easy 6
10-09-2007, 04:20 PM
24 hours with the "Salad Man"...

DaFace
10-09-2007, 04:21 PM
All this is making me feel like I should act like an ass. Assholes get all the attention. :sulk:

old_geezer
10-09-2007, 04:21 PM
I think we should stop making threads about him. I'll bet that would work.


Quoted for truth

Fire Me Boy!
10-09-2007, 04:22 PM
All this is making me feel like I should act like an ass. Assholes get all the attention. :sulk:
What? Sorry... I wasn't paying attention.

Hammock Parties
10-09-2007, 04:22 PM
This is absolutely incredible. People can't stop making threads about me. I need to run for political office or something.

BigVE
10-09-2007, 04:23 PM
This is absolutely incredible. People can't stop making threads about me. I need to run for political office or something.


It appears that everyone REALLY got their hopes up when someone spoke of banning you for a month. :)

Bowser
10-09-2007, 04:28 PM
"Groinal area"?

Mr. Plow
10-09-2007, 04:31 PM
This is absolutely incredible. People can't stop making threads about me. I need to run for political office or something.

I'm not quite sure what you did and who you did it to, but apparently they feel violated. So severely violated that they've gotten a gang together to verbally torture you.

Simplex3
10-09-2007, 04:32 PM
Who?

Scorp
10-09-2007, 04:32 PM
"butt sex?" :shrug:

FAX
10-09-2007, 04:32 PM
"Groinal area"?

Perhaps you're right, Mr. Bowser. We should probably substitute that term with "place of which we do not speak".

FAX

Coach
10-09-2007, 04:33 PM
Spike his drink with anti-freeze.

SPchief
10-09-2007, 04:35 PM
"butt sex?" :shrug:


He'd like that.

Fire Me Boy!
10-09-2007, 04:41 PM
Force him to listen to "Roxanne" by The Police over and over again.

bringbackmarty
10-09-2007, 04:42 PM
I was waiting for you to weigh in FAX. I think personally since he isn't going to ever use his meat for anything productive besides pissing and self-gratification, razor wire weddgie gets my vote.