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KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 10:32 AM
wtf.... nice ass laptop say toast!
StcChief
10-12-2007, 10:32 AM
antifreeze
chasedude
10-12-2007, 10:33 AM
it's better to be pissed off, than pissed on... damn both happened to you!
Pushead2
10-12-2007, 10:33 AM
antifreeze

I second this.
Wile_E_Coyote
10-12-2007, 10:34 AM
How you people can live with those foul smelling creatures is puzzling to me. Cat piss is retched
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 10:34 AM
antifreeze


i beat the shit out of it with the dead computer and I havent seen it since. i was surprised it could limp away. but yeah, I like the antifreeze thing. mix it with some milk, put on the front porch, and bam! goodbye ****ing cat and probably 2-3 neighbor kids.
Planetman
10-12-2007, 10:34 AM
wtf.... nice ass laptop say toast!
And then the referee stepped in and called the fight. The English language could no longer defend itself from the butchering that joey was delivering.
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 10:36 AM
And then the referee stepped in and called the fight. The English language could no longer defend itself from the butchering that joey was delivering.

this shit be no cool man. damn cat my my couch got scratched then piss become my fathers prized joys doom. dooooooooooom!
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 10:36 AM
How you people can live with those foul smelling creatures is puzzling to me. Cat piss is retched

**** cats
Planetman
10-12-2007, 10:37 AM
How you people can live with those foul smelling creatures is puzzling to me. Cat piss is retched
The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.
http://www.epguides.de/alf.jpg
Radar Chief
10-12-2007, 10:43 AM
How you people can live with those foul smelling creatures is puzzling to me. Cat piss is retched

Cats are an infestation along the order of rats and roaches.
Wile_E_Coyote
10-12-2007, 10:46 AM
Cat poop can kill
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 11:05 AM
technology is weak
Planetman
10-12-2007, 11:06 AM
technology is weak
Wich is why antifreeze reigns supreme.
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 11:08 AM
Wich is why antifreeze reigns supreme.

weed. A high man who wields Antifreeze, is a man who will be very gassy the next morning.
Sam Hall
10-12-2007, 11:41 AM
I don't have a cat picture for this.
Bob Dole
10-12-2007, 11:43 AM
this shit be no cool man. damn cat my my couch got scratched then piss become my fathers prized joys doom. dooooooooooom!

So you've got tommykat posting by proxy?
Baby Lee
10-12-2007, 11:55 AM
Leave it unattended in a San Diego coffee shop. Seinfeld's BO car style.
Hog's Gone Fishin
10-12-2007, 11:57 AM
My wife keeps the cat box in the front hallway. I hate the smell of cat shit. Can you imagine working around 20'000 crappin hogs all day and having to come home to a house that smells like cat shit. :cuss:

Cats are only good for one thing, and thats burying in the yard up to their necks and running over with a lawn mower. Not that I've done that!:rolleyes:
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 01:57 PM
kitty kitty bitch
BigMeatballDave
10-12-2007, 02:00 PM
That would be a dead fuggin cat.
Frazod
10-12-2007, 02:03 PM
Cats tend to be good judges of character. So if a cat doesn't like you, it may simply be because you're a f#cking asshole.

NTTAWWT
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 02:04 PM
That would be a dead fuggin cat.

it will be once i find it. I find more stress is relieved when you slowly torture something, but it got away before the final blow.


I need to make a poll on how I should kill me some cat.
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 02:06 PM
Cats tend to be good judges of character. So if a cat doesn't like you, it may simply be because you're a f#cking asshole.

NTTAWWT

That ****ing cat was an asshole. I've done nothing but fed it and played with it for 3 fugging years. **** that piece of shit. Piss on my computer? Haha, jokes on that bitch because I pissed in it's food.
Adept Havelock
10-12-2007, 02:11 PM
Cats tend to be good judges of character. So if a cat doesn't like you, it may simply be because you're a f#cking asshole.

NTTAWWT

Good point.

I find more stress is relieved when you slowly torture something, but it got away before the final blow.


Nice. A little advance notice that one day soon we will be hearing about Joey on the evening news. "The Neighbors report he was a very quiet individual who kept to himself, except when he was screaming about the carpet eavesdropping on him. They claim they didn't have any idea why he was always digging big holes in the back yard or why other neighbors were disappearing".
Baby Lee
10-12-2007, 02:16 PM
it will be once i find it. I find more stress is relieved when you slowly torture something, but it got away before the final blow.


I need to make a poll on how I should kill me some cat.
I feel ya bro.
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ChiefsGirl
10-12-2007, 02:24 PM
I'm assuming that joey is married because a single man should never own a cat.
KurtCobain
10-12-2007, 02:28 PM
I'm assuming that joey is married because a single man should never own a cat.

Cats are cool. :shrug: My friends used to enjoy sticking it down their pants and lighting it on fire. But the fun is over now. We'll see who puts it out next time it's up in flames. Not me.
Hog's Gone Fishin
10-12-2007, 02:45 PM
Cats are cool. :shrug: My friends used to enjoy sticking it down their pants and lighting it on fire. But the fun is over now. We'll see who puts it out next time it's up in flames. Not me.


What the hell. you stuck what down your pants and set on fire?
Valiant
10-12-2007, 04:03 PM
I feel ya bro.
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/jay-karnes1.jpg


Awesome I love the Shield..
RealSNR
10-12-2007, 04:29 PM
Cats are cool. :shrug: My friends used to enjoy sticking it down their pants and lighting it on fire. But the fun is over now. We'll see who puts it out next time it's up in flames. Not me.I hearby dub thee GoEunuch :hmmm:
teedubya
10-12-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.nobeliefs.com/cat/ToiletTraining.jpg

My cat pisses in the downstairs toilet. Your cat must be dumb.
kcxiv
10-12-2007, 04:35 PM
I beat up some dude before for being mean to a cat. Then i told em, how does it feel asshole? lol. Good times.
ottawa_chiefs_fan
10-12-2007, 04:58 PM
If your cat pissed on your computer - there is either something wrong with it or the place it usually pissed - I suspect that someone strange (unbeknownst to you) has been in your house doing things - and this is your cat trying to communicate as best as it can.
alnorth
10-12-2007, 05:10 PM
Cats only smell if you are either cheap or a lazy bastard. Get the expensive litter, scoop it out every single day, no smell at all.

It also helps if you use high-quality food. They dont eat as much of it because its not filled with useless non-nutritional filler garbage.
Simplex3
10-12-2007, 05:34 PM
Cats tend to be good judges of character. So if a cat doesn't like you, it may simply be because you're a f#cking asshole.

NTTAWWT
Don't you have a fridge to shoot?
Simplex3
10-12-2007, 05:36 PM
That ****ing cat was an asshole. I've done nothing but fed it and played with it for 3 fugging years. **** that piece of shit. Piss on my computer? Haha, jokes on that bitch because I pissed in it's food.
Haha, joke's on you. He's been walking in his turds and then hopping up on your kitchen counters for 3 years.
Frazod
10-12-2007, 05:45 PM
Don't you have a fridge to shoot?

Nobody needs a cat to know that you're a f#cking asshole. :p
ChiefsFire
10-12-2007, 06:02 PM
http://www.nobeliefs.com/cat/ToiletTraining.jpg

My cat pisses in the downstairs toilet. Your cat must be dumb.


That cat looks like it wouldn't hestitate to drop an "upperdecker" onya.
Bwana
10-12-2007, 06:24 PM
Boom!
CoMoChief
10-12-2007, 06:29 PM
wtf would anyone own a cat?
KurtCobain
10-15-2007, 04:40 PM
wtf would anyone own a cat?

good point
Phobia
10-15-2007, 04:42 PM
Careful. Don't get arrested at the library this time.
KurtCobain
10-15-2007, 05:04 PM
Careful. Don't get arrested at the library this time.

I'm not even suppossed to be here. But I'm a rebel. But I'm too sexy to kick out.