Consequences of maturbation

[chiefbowe82]

why do you guys keep posting this?

[ChiTown]

I'm ****ed

[penguinz]

:spock:

[DMAC]

Recommendations:

Practice healthy habits: Avoid porn, lustful groping

Interesting theory. Never would have thought of that.

[ZepSinger]

I think the article writer needs a refresher course in English. :shake:

[Otter]

I'm going down swinging!

[Rasputin]

I thought or at least I have been told, "jerking it off makes you DEAF"

[BigMeatballDave]

My palm has a mullet.

[ChiTown]

I'm going down swinging!


ROFL

I'm with ya, bro...

[BigMeatballDave]

I thought or at least I have been told, "jerking it off makes you DEAF"Huh?

[BucEyedPea]

I use a braille keyboard.

[Frazod]

This warning comes about 31 years too late..... :D

[ChiTown]

I use a braille keyboard.

women don't masturbate, please.

[ROYC75]

This warning comes about 31 years too late..... :D


Damn kids, try 40 years to late ..........


FTR, That was 1 long as read....... My eyes hurt now.

[RustShack]

what is masturbation?

[Nightfyre]

I'll be the first to say: Cite a REAL DOCTOR with REAL STUDIES or GTFO with your new age hippy bullshit artist.

[KurtCobain]

She said wack it wack it! AND HE SAID, oh baby twice!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

That reminds me , I got to go to the Boar barn. Back in 20 minutes.

[seclark]

only a f@ckin jerkoff would read all that.
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[L.A. Chieffan]

i tried reading it and watching porn at the same time. kinda difficult.

[Extra Point]

I thought or at least I have been told, "jerking it off makes you DEAF"

HUH???

[Dave Lane]

Well I guess thats why my memory is shot especially lately :)

Dave

[Hammock Parties]

the more a person masturbates the more nocturnal pollutions he will have

This just isn't true. You want to mess your shorts in the middle of the night? Stop jerking it when you're awake. The body is going to splooge one way or the other, so if you lay off slamming the ham, get ready to sleep in the wet spot.

[Simplex3]

what is masturbation?
Something your father should have been doing.


:p

[BigMeatballDave]

This just isn't true. You want to mess your shorts in the middle of the night? Stop jerking it when you're awake. The body is going to splooge one way or the other, so if you lay off slamming the ham, get ready to sleep in the wet spot.This is true. If we don't do it, God does it for us...

[Tactical Funky]

That website is full of so much bullshit. Sure, obsessive masturbation can affect the psyche, but it's not physically harmful at all. Masturbation is usually healthy in moderation, particularly for the prostate gland.

In that case, I'm VERY healthy! LMAO

[DaFace]

This just isn't true. You want to mess your shorts in the middle of the night? Stop jerking it when you're awake. The body is going to splooge one way or the other, so if you lay off slamming the ham, get ready to sleep in the wet spot.

I've got a friend who is now a Catholic monk. I have no idea how it came up, but at one point he mentioned that wet dreams were one of the biggest drawbacks to never masturbating/having sex. I think it kinda caught him offguard when he stopped doing both.

[Iowanian]

interesting.

I've never thought of my meat sword as an Air Snorkle.

[Easy 6]

Freud was BATSHIT crazy...thats the gist of what i learned in Psych classes.

Its "very hard" to believe he's taken so seriously.

Heres to you Siggy... :whackit:

[Hammock Parties]

Best nocturnal emission I ever had....I saved Carrie Underwood from a dragon and then we had kinky knight-on-princess sex. No lie.

[mikey23545]

Obviously me and my dick are in big trouble.

[boogblaster]

Tried it once.. never let master bate me again ...

[siberian khatru]

I think I'm turning Japanese.

[chiefsfan987]

I've got a friend who is now a Catholic monk. I have no idea how it came up, but at one point he mentioned that wet dreams were one of the biggest drawbacks to never masturbating/having sex. I think it kinda caught him offguard when he stopped doing both.


I've never had a nocturnal emission myself.

[Dave Lane]

I think I'm turning Japanese.


Great song :)

Dave

[MadMax]

Consequences? Damnit no one told me there were consequences... :(

[KcMizzou]

Consequences? Damnit no one told me there were consequences... :(**** consequensces.

[luv]

I think I'm turning Japanese.
You really think so?

[KcMizzou]

Best nocturnal emission I ever had....I saved Carrie Underwood from a dragon and then we had kinky knight-on-princess sex. No lie.I shall call you Mario.

[luv]

I shall call you Mario.
LMAO

[MadMax]

**** consequensces.


Cool I'll carry on then :) I'm not blind, I don't have warts so they lied!

[KcMizzou]

Cool I'll carry on then :) I'm not blind, I don't have warts so they lied!Exactly.

It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I want.

[luv]

How old is too old to masturbate? Is there an age where the desire just dwindles away?

[KcMizzou]

How old is too old to masturbate? Is there an age where the desire just dwindles away?I'll let you know if I find out.

[TinyEvel]

THe only consequences of masturbation are whe nyou leave your load on the floor and your roomate finds it.

Asks you "Did you make some Clam chowder or something this morning? There ws a spill on the hardwood....

TRUE STORY!

[KcMizzou]

THe only consequences of masturbation are whe nyou leave your load on the floor and your roomate finds it.

Asks you "Did you make some Clam chowder or something this morning? There ws a spill on the hardwood....

TRUE STORY!Awkward.

[luv]

THe only consequences of masturbation are whe nyou leave your load on the floor and your roomate finds it.

Asks you "Did you make some Clam chowder or something this morning? There ws a spill on the hardwood....

TRUE STORY!
Tell him yes, and that he needs to try it.

[MadMax]

Exactly.

It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I want.



ROFL ROFL Damn straight!

[Mecca]

THe only consequences of masturbation are whe nyou leave your load on the floor and your roomate finds it.

Asks you "Did you make some Clam chowder or something this morning? There ws a spill on the hardwood....

TRUE STORY!

That's rather disgusting...

[Smed1065]

Wonder why some people get mad when you point out the truth or the way they are perceived, even on a BB???

[88TG88]

**** consequensces.
dam right

[SPchief]

THe only consequences of masturbation are whe nyou leave your load on the floor and your roomate finds it.

Asks you "Did you make some Clam chowder or something this morning? There ws a spill on the hardwood....

TRUE STORY!


Were you jerking it in the living room?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I'm gonna go make a protein shake.

[blueballs]

My dick ****s my hand
not the other way around

[gblowfish]

Best nocturnal emission I ever had....I saved Carrie Underwood from a dragon and then we had kinky knight-on-princess sex. No lie.

TMI.....TM frickin' I!!!!

[Bowser]

Years of marriage has perfected my mastabatory skills, and I'll be damned if I give up all that training now. This author can GFH.

[stevieray]

use it or lose it...

[Hammock Parties]

On a serious note, I hear too much masturbation leads to poor spelling.

[Bowser]

On a serious note, I hear too much masturbation leads to poor spelling.

Retarted.

[Halfcan]

This thread makes me horny for some reason-lol

[Jilly]

I like how for women it takes away my vitality and my beauty AND my sparkle in my eye. DAMN IT, NOT THE SPARKLE IN MY EYE!!!!

[blueballs]

I printed this out
and spooged on it

[MahiMike]

All that and I thought they were talking about calouses...

[88TG88]

I like how for women it takes away my vitality and my beauty AND my sparkle in my eye. DAMN IT, NOT THE SPARKLE IN MY EYE!!!!
:drool:

[penchief]

Freud was BATSHIT crazy...thats the gist of what i learned in Psych classes.

Its "very hard" to believe he's taken so seriously.

Heres to you Siggy... :whackit:

Alot of Freud is difficult to swallow. But not all of his theories were crazy. In fact, a lot of what he theororized about is the foundation for modern psychoanalysis.

Every time someone on this board accuses another poster of projecting, reacting, repressing, rationalizing, displacing, overcompensating, or being in denial they are citing the ego-defense mechanisms identified by Freud.

It's kind of hard to say that those observed behavior patterns are the result of batshit crazy when all of us can relate to them in some way.

Also, his work with dreams opened the door to understanding unconsciousness. The concept of the ego was pioneered by Freud.

He may have been an addict and many of his case studies were addicts but he was an astute observer who kicked down the door to studying the workings of the human mind, IMO.

[sd4chiefs]

What about having sex with a robot. Is that masturbation? :shrug:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robot-sex/people-of-massachusetts-to-be-having-sex-with-robots-by-2012-310568.php

MSNBC is running a report on the impending likelihood of legalized marital relations with robots. They have word from a leading researcher at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands, Dr. Levy, who seems to think peeps will be getting freaky with their robots by 2012, with marriage following by 2050. One thing is for sure; Gizmodo shall be supporting the revolution all the way! Dr. Levy said:


"Once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon."

[Easy 6]

Alot of Freud is difficult to swallow. But not all of his theories were crazy. In fact, a lot of what he theororized about is the foundation for modern psychoanalysis.

Every time someone on this board accuses another poster of projecting, reacting, repressing, rationalizing, displacing, overcompensating, or being in denial they are citing the ego-defense mechanisms identified by Freud.

It's kind of hard to say that those observed behavior patterns are the result of batshit crazy when all of us can relate to them in some way.

Also, his work with dreams opened the door to understanding unconsciousness. The concept of the ego was pioneered by Freud.

He may have been an addict and many of his case studies were addicts but he was an astute observer who kicked down the door to studying the workings of the human mind, IMO.

Yes, your right.

I may have exaggerated a tad.

Nonetheless, i still feel that atleast many of his ideas were the product of his own eccentricities...or sicknesses.

[RJ]

I like how for women it takes away my vitality and my beauty AND my sparkle in my eye. DAMN IT, NOT THE SPARKLE IN MY EYE!!!!



Hmmmmmmm.......my wife's eyes have been looking a bit unsparkley lately.......and she's been spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the shower every morning..........though her vitality certainly seems fine.

[blueballs]

Hmmmmmmm.......my wife's eyes have been looking a bit unsparkley lately.......and she's been spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the shower every morning..........though her vitality certainly seems fine.


sounds like the wife has
taken on a loofah

[TinyEvel]

What about having sex with a robot. Is that masturbation? :shrug:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robot-sex/people-of-massachusetts-to-be-having-sex-with-robots-by-2012-310568.php

MSNBC is running a report on the impending likelihood of legalized marital relations with robots. They have word from a leading researcher at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands, Dr. Levy, who seems to think peeps will be getting freaky with their robots by 2012, with marriage following by 2050. One thing is for sure; Gizmodo shall be supporting the revolution all the way! Dr. Levy said:


"Once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon."


If they're smart they'll build that robot without a voice.

Name it the STFU-3000

[Oh Snap]

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[penchief]

Nonetheless, i still feel that atleast many of his ideas were the product of his own eccentricities...or sicknesses.

I agree.