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dtebbe
10-14-2007, 11:50 AM
It's going to be a long contract talk...

Some advice Carl:
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DT

Infidel Goat
10-14-2007, 12:13 PM
Jared, meet the Franchise tag.

Let's talk when you are serious AND reasonable...

VonneMarie
10-14-2007, 12:15 PM
Jared, meet the Franchise tag.

Let's talk when you are serious AND reasonable...
Yeppers.

Wilson
10-14-2007, 12:27 PM
I never knew there was such a plethora of choices in sexual lubricants. My wife isn't going to be happy now that I have a logical alternative to foreplay.

Easy 6
10-14-2007, 12:30 PM
REDNECK RAPIST!!!

DomerNKC
10-14-2007, 12:32 PM
he deserves a paycheck

Phobia
10-14-2007, 12:34 PM
I've never been excited about a player getting a monster payday until Allen. He deserves everything his agent can get.

DaneMcCloud
10-14-2007, 12:34 PM
Do you think that Carl will like it?

Easy 6
10-14-2007, 12:35 PM
Do you think that Carl will like it?

He'll pick a position that allows the deepest penetration.

beer bacon
10-14-2007, 12:38 PM
I've never been excited about a player getting a monster payday until Allen. He deserves everything his agent can get.

If you are going to pay somebody, pay the franchise DE.

Bob Dole
10-14-2007, 12:38 PM
Jared Allen would be a backup on any other NFL team.

Phobia
10-14-2007, 12:41 PM
If you are going to pay somebody, pay the franchise DE.
It's awesome that he's white, too.

KcMizzou
10-14-2007, 12:43 PM
He just keeps getting better.

I don't think he's going anywhere.

digi2fish
10-14-2007, 12:44 PM
he should make it to Hawaii this season.

Hammock Parties
10-14-2007, 12:45 PM
Allen has 6 sacks in 3.5 games! Jesus!

DaneMcCloud
10-14-2007, 12:45 PM
It's awesome that he's white, too.

That is awesome. Because if he was black, he'd be a thug.

True dat!

blueballs
10-14-2007, 12:45 PM
Looks like a model team mate as well
there to slap and hug the offensive players

KcMizzou
10-14-2007, 12:46 PM
Allen has 6 sacks in 3.5 games! Jesus!He came in lean and mean this year, and damn... what a difference it's made.

KcMizzou
10-14-2007, 12:47 PM
Looks like a model team mate as well
there to slap and hug the offensive players
I was just saying the same to a buddy. He's first to hug and congratulate the guys after a good play.

He's the heart of the D... hell, probably the team.

Bwana
10-14-2007, 12:47 PM
Yes he is........tag or not.

ROYC75
10-14-2007, 12:48 PM
That is awesome. Because if he was black, he'd be a thug.

True dat!

Naw, maybe LeRoy Rogers with that steer tie up..........

Easy 6
10-14-2007, 12:48 PM
He came in lean and mean this year, and damn... what a difference it's made.

Yep, he looks twice as fast.

redbrian
10-14-2007, 01:08 PM
Carl should take LJ's and Jarrads contracts and swap them.

JimNasium
10-14-2007, 01:12 PM
He's disappeared in the second half. [/Mecca]

Spicy McHaggis
10-14-2007, 02:05 PM
It's awesome that he's white, too.

HE'S WHITE!?!?!?

big nasty kcnut
10-14-2007, 02:29 PM
jarad allen is a monster.

kcchiefsus
10-14-2007, 02:34 PM
Jared, meet the Franchise tag.

Let's talk when you are serious AND reasonable...

Carl Peterson, meet the holdout.

Let's talk when you quit being a cheap bastard.

Psyko Tek
10-14-2007, 02:53 PM
give the boy his money

I think he'll keep playing AFTER payday
'course I thought the same about LJ

Bwana
10-14-2007, 03:18 PM
Carl Peterson, meet the holdout.

Let's talk when you quit being a cheap bastard.

Exactly what's going to happen if they can't get it done early in the off season.

unothadeal
10-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Where can I find his skull cap? With no top.

dtebbe
10-14-2007, 03:23 PM
If Carl was smart, he'd go ahead and get the deal done. Every 2 or 3 sack game from here on is going to cost his ass!

tommykat
10-14-2007, 03:23 PM
Not sure of your post Phob.."white"?:hmmm:

Actually, Jared deserves his money! Cleaned up his act and not drinking...He looked amazing today!:clap:

Brock
10-14-2007, 03:31 PM
He's no Aaron Kampman, Aaron Schobel, or John Abraham.

Al Bundy
10-14-2007, 03:47 PM
Shoot.. I will take him in Tampa if Queen Carl doesn't want to pay up.

KcMizzou
10-14-2007, 03:48 PM
Shoot.. I will take him in Tampa if Queen Carl doesn't want to pay up.When did you become a Tampa fan?

Mecca
10-14-2007, 03:49 PM
He's no Aaron Kampman, Aaron Schobel, or John Abraham.

Maybe he'll finally have his pro bowl season so he can be up there with them eh?

In all seriousness I said he was a 2nd tier DE in the same level as those guys which puts him top 10, no shame in that.

Al Bundy
10-14-2007, 03:50 PM
When did you become a Tampa fan?
I have been a Tampa fan since 1979.

KcMizzou
10-14-2007, 03:52 PM
I have been a Tampa fan since 1979.Cool, I had no idea.

If I were you, I'd want him too. :)

Al Bundy
10-14-2007, 03:56 PM
I am also a Chiefs fan to certain extent having lived here for so long.

Smed1065
10-14-2007, 03:57 PM
Maybe he'll finally have his pro bowl season so he can be up there with them eh?

In all seriousness I said he was a 2nd tier DE in the same level as those guys which puts him top 10, no shame in that.

I would take a top 10 guy at any and all positions....

Mecca
10-14-2007, 03:59 PM
I would take a top 10 guy at any and all positions....

It was more about people taking what I say out of context...

KcMizzou
10-14-2007, 03:59 PM
I am also a Chiefs fan to certain extent having lived here for so long.Well, he's not going anywhere, so don't get any ideas. :D

KCChiefsMan
10-14-2007, 03:59 PM
I say pay the man, pay him big and keep him here for a long time. As long as he doesn't get any more DUI's.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-14-2007, 04:02 PM
I say pay the man, pay him big and keep him here for a long time. As long as he doesn't get any more DUI's.



F U Beer snob.

Phobia
10-14-2007, 04:12 PM
Not sure of your post Phob.."white"?:hmmm:

That's because you don't understand most humor. People have been suggesting that the only reason Allen gets a pass on the drunk driving is because he's white. Others have said that the reason people like Boomer is because he's white....

Mr. Flopnuts
10-14-2007, 04:13 PM
That's because you don't understand most humor. People have been suggesting that the only reason Allen gets a pass on the drunk driving is because he's white. Others have said that the reason people like Boomer is because he's white....



Everyone here knows you're a closet racist. How's wutamess doin?

HemiEd
10-14-2007, 04:15 PM
I've never been excited about a player getting a monster payday until Allen. He deserves everything his agent can get.
Yep, and I don't think he will get full of himself and comfortable like a recent big pay day recipient.

Hootie
10-14-2007, 04:15 PM
Jared is going to get a much bigger contract than Larry...

Probably 30+ million guaranteed...

He'll have to be franchised, and he won't be happy about it...but it should be an 8 or 9 million dollar tag.

Mecca
10-14-2007, 04:16 PM
30+ mill guarenteed is pushing it.....Aaron Schobel just got a new deal, I need to go look at what that was and expect probably somewhat more than that but I think 30 is really going overboard.

HemiEd
10-14-2007, 04:16 PM
Jared Allen would be a backup on any other NFL team.
ROFL

Phobia
10-14-2007, 04:40 PM
Everyone here knows you're a closet racist. How's wutamess doin?
I guess he's alright. We missed our normal saturday afternoon date yesterday. I missed my buddies.

dirk digler
10-14-2007, 04:41 PM
30+ mill guarenteed is pushing it.....Aaron Schobel just got a new deal, I need to go look at what that was and expect probably somewhat more than that but I think 30 is really going overboard.

The number they will shoot for is Freeny's.

dirk digler
10-14-2007, 04:42 PM
Freeney, the Indianapolis Colts' franchise player, signed a six-year, $72 million contract with the team Friday that includes a $30 million signing bonus.

the Bills have signed DE Aaron Schobel to a seven-year, $50.5 million contract. $21 million is guaranteed.
The three remaining base salaries Schobel had on his old deal are now guaranteed. So is his new salary of $6 million in 2010. Schobel, one of the most underrated ends in the league, didn't get as much as Dwight Freeney (six years, $72 million) at first glance, but his contract is more stable.

Mecca
10-14-2007, 04:44 PM
I think the Chiefs should try to aim and a portion lower than that....I stress try. Somewhere between Freeney and Schobel....

I don't think he's quite as good as Freeney yet and Schobel while generally being more productive is older so I'd put Allen ahead of him in contract talks.

dirk digler
10-14-2007, 04:46 PM
I think the Chiefs should try to aim and a portion lower than that....I stress try. Somewhere between Freeney and Schobel....

I don't think he's quite as good as Freeney yet and Schobel while generally being more productive is older so I'd put Allen ahead of him in contract talks.

It is going to be hard because he is going to be in the Top 5 in sacks this year and he could end up being #1 if he keeps his play up

Edit: Damn JA is #2 right behind Osi who got 6 in 1 game.

Hootie
10-14-2007, 04:57 PM
and Jared sat out two games...

Let's face it...he's getting 30 million guaranteed or the tag...

kstater
10-14-2007, 05:00 PM
JA should get his money. But it should be an extremely back loaded contract. I don't know what year he gets off "probation" in the NFL, I think its two years after his last conviction. I don't think he should get a lot if he's just going to get suspended for a year.

Mecca
10-14-2007, 05:01 PM
He won't go for all backloaded though, he wants big guaranteed money.....

I think they should start at 24...with the idea of 27-28 being the finish.

tommykat
10-14-2007, 05:04 PM
and Jared sat out two games...

Let's face it...he's getting 30 million guaranteed or the tag...

I really don't know you.....But your sig line sucks! That was and is only for Joe Delaney!:harumph:

HemiEd
10-14-2007, 05:18 PM
I think the Chiefs should try to aim and a portion lower than that....I stress try. Somewhere between Freeney and Schobel....

I don't think he's quite as good as Freeney yet and Schobel while generally being more productive is older so I'd put Allen ahead of him in contract talks.
So would you still prefer to have Freeney over Jared? :hmmm: