Rasputin
10-16-2007, 08:36 PM
X. Commandments of a True Mediocre Lovin Chiefs Fan
I. Thou shall love mediocrisy all the way to getting a wild card spot. Who cares if we Lose... IT WOULD BE WAS AWESOME!!!!
II. Thou shall be thankfull to have a starting QB*. *QB that has been an 11 year career NFL back up (sometimes 3rd string)
III. Thou shall make excuses & defend the great & allmediocre QB* no matter how many receivers get killed by his slow delivery.
IV. Thou shall never question the great wisdom of the head coach, for his is the only way. After all HE played the game.
V. Thou shall make excuses to never ever start a young QB from the draft that has a rocket arm and mobility, because he is a 3rd round pick not a first round pick... QBs like Joe Montana & Tom Brady that were picked later than the first round are over rated.
VI. If a non mediocre lovin Chiefs fan post a question that threatens the credibility of having a QB* that is deemed to be the starter for us to be "Super Bowl Bound" in a year of "Transition" "?"/ Dodge the question because it is non-relevent.
VII. Love thy field goals!!! For they will win some games some of the time.
VIII. We are in year 2 of the Carl Peterson 5 year plan!
IX. Hey our QB* can't block, can't catch, & play on defense, he can't return kicks or punt the ball. He can't do everything. Never is losing his fault. Refer to commandment III.
X. Non mediocre loving Chiefs fans are not true Chiefs fans.
So it is written, so it shall be.
I. Thou shall love mediocrisy all the way to getting a wild card spot. Who cares if we Lose... IT WOULD BE WAS AWESOME!!!!
II. Thou shall be thankfull to have a starting QB*. *QB that has been an 11 year career NFL back up (sometimes 3rd string)
III. Thou shall make excuses & defend the great & allmediocre QB* no matter how many receivers get killed by his slow delivery.
IV. Thou shall never question the great wisdom of the head coach, for his is the only way. After all HE played the game.
V. Thou shall make excuses to never ever start a young QB from the draft that has a rocket arm and mobility, because he is a 3rd round pick not a first round pick... QBs like Joe Montana & Tom Brady that were picked later than the first round are over rated.
VI. If a non mediocre lovin Chiefs fan post a question that threatens the credibility of having a QB* that is deemed to be the starter for us to be "Super Bowl Bound" in a year of "Transition" "?"/ Dodge the question because it is non-relevent.
VII. Love thy field goals!!! For they will win some games some of the time.
VIII. We are in year 2 of the Carl Peterson 5 year plan!
IX. Hey our QB* can't block, can't catch, & play on defense, he can't return kicks or punt the ball. He can't do everything. Never is losing his fault. Refer to commandment III.
X. Non mediocre loving Chiefs fans are not true Chiefs fans.
So it is written, so it shall be.