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CoMoChief
10-17-2007, 10:33 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/colbert_president;_ylt=Ap4TWxk03fQm.ZIySrLdE9jq188F

NEW YORK - Stephen Colbert has announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.
"I shall seek the office of the president of the United States," Colbert said Tuesday on his Comedy Central show as red, white and blue balloons fell around him.

Colbert, 43, had recently satirized the coyness of would-be presidential candidates by refusing to disclose whether he would seek the country's highest office — a refusal that often came without any prompting.

Shortly before making the announcement, Colbert appeared on "The Daily Show" (the show that spawned Colbert's spin-off) and played cagey, claiming he was only ready to consider a White House bid. He entered the studio set pulled by a bicycle pedaled by Uncle Sam and quickly pulled out a bale of hay and a bottle of beer to show that he was "an Average Joe."

Colbert said his final decision would be announced on a "more prestigious show," which turned out to be his own.

"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call," said Colbert.

His recent best-seller, "I Am America (And So Can You!)," allowed him to mock the now-standard approach to a White House run, complete with a high-profile book tour.

Colbert said he planned to run in South Carolina, "and South Carolina alone." The state, one of the key early primaries, is also Colbert's native state. Earlier this week, South Carolina public television station ETV invited Colbert to announce his candidacy on its air.

Exactly how far the mock conservative pundit planned to stretch his impression of a presidential candidate wasn't clear. Colbert rarely breaks character on camera, including at his memorable speech at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner last year.

The Comedy Central host has often mobilized his fans ("Colbert Nation"), encouraging them to vote to have a Hungarian bridge named after him, for example, or to vandalize Web site Wikipedia.com with his version of "truthiness" and "wikiality."

Colbert said he would run as both a Democrat and Republican. He earlier explained the strategy: "I can lose twice." He claimed three running mate possibilities: Colbert-Huckabee, Colbert-Putin or Colbert-Colbert.

Minutes after announcing his presidential pursuit, Colbert welcomed CBS political analyst Jeff Greenfield to ask how he had changed the race.

"This is going to be one for the books," said Greenfield.

A spokesman for Colbert said he would be unavailable for further comment Tuesday evening.

In a guest column for Maureen Dowd in Sunday's New York Times, Colbert wrote: "I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative."

Demonpenz
10-17-2007, 10:36 AM
I would vote for him. Atleast it wo uld be entertaining in a funny way

ILikeBigTiddys
10-17-2007, 10:38 AM
I'll vote for him!!!!!!!

Radar Chief
10-17-2007, 10:45 AM
Roy D. Mercer ran as a write in candidate against Clinton and Dole. :shrug:

Stewie
10-17-2007, 10:54 AM
Pat Paulsen "ran" several times and was comedic genius.

Direckshun
10-17-2007, 11:08 AM
I'm sad he isn't actually running in the general election as an independent -- just in South Carolina, to be sure.

How awesome would that have been if he had actually won it?

The electoral college would be something like Obama 315, Giuliani 245, Colbert 7.

He'd be down in history books and everything. ROFL

Uncle_Ted
10-17-2007, 11:49 AM
I plan on voting for him as a write-in candidate during the general election next year. My vote doesn't count anyway thanks to the electoral college (I live in Illinois), so why not?

Thig Lyfe
10-17-2007, 12:51 PM
I saw him announce it last night. I hope he runs with it.

Also, I can't believe how many supposedly credible news outlets refer to Wikipedia as "Wikipedia.com" when it's "Wikipedia.org".

DenverChief
10-17-2007, 12:58 PM
yeah I saw that last night...entertaining to be sure....he sure beats the hell outta any of the current candidates

Extra Point
10-17-2007, 01:01 PM
Now is a better time for someone to announce running for POTUS. I'm not voting for Obama or Hillary, McCain, or Romney, as they started the campaign BS way too soon.

Campaigns should only be started in an election year. How many sessions, meetings, and votes have these "candidates" missed?

elvomito
10-17-2007, 01:07 PM
i'm currently listening to his audio book, funny stuff. definately worth the download

Thig Lyfe
10-17-2007, 01:11 PM
i'm currently listening to his audio book, funny stuff. definately worth the download

I hear they're making those things in paper form now.

elvomito
10-17-2007, 01:26 PM
I hear they're making those things in paper form now.it hurts my eyes to read while i'm driving... the constant focusing between the book and the road is tiresome. plus, he's doin the reading... pretty funny