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Direckshun
10-18-2007, 02:03 PM
The bizarro thread to TinyE's.

Women may include themselves on this, but we might as well separate the genders since their physiology gives them an advantage.

I am a tall 5'7", 150 lbs. Tiny guy. I challenge anyone to be smaller than I.

kstater
10-18-2007, 02:04 PM
5-9 138

Direckshun
10-18-2007, 02:04 PM
5-9 138
That's pretty damn small.

I'd say we're about equal.

wilas101
10-18-2007, 02:04 PM
wouldn't tiny evel be the logical guess?

Direckshun
10-18-2007, 02:05 PM
wouldn't tiny evel be the logical guess?
Not if you've seen TinyEvel.

I'm guessing the dude's a hair shy of 6'0", in the neighborhood of 180 lbs.

RustShack
10-18-2007, 02:05 PM
5'7" 125lbs

Direckshun
10-18-2007, 02:06 PM
...And we now have a new frontrunner.

RustShack
10-18-2007, 02:07 PM
I'm only a freshman in college though.

SPchief
10-18-2007, 02:07 PM
5'8 135

Direckshun
10-18-2007, 02:09 PM
I'm only a freshman in college though.
:wtf:

Uh... does gravity not pull as hard on college campuses?

El Jefe
10-18-2007, 02:10 PM
5'7" 125lbs

Man, I was 5'7 125lbs in the 4th grade, but hey you play with the hand your dealt.

DMAC
10-18-2007, 02:10 PM
I'm only a freshman in college though.Uhhh, growth spurts have ended for you, small fry.

Stewie
10-18-2007, 02:10 PM
Wow! These numbers are 8th grade memories.

Basileus777
10-18-2007, 02:10 PM
I'm probably the shortest person at 5'6.

Being 170 doesn't qualify me for the tiniest though.

CrazyPhuD
10-18-2007, 02:10 PM
Are we measuring length or girth?

wilas101
10-18-2007, 02:11 PM
Not if you've seen TinyEvel.

I'm guessing the dude's a hair shy of 6'0", in the neighborhood of 180 lbs.



And this is one of those awkward internet moments when I stop and wonder.... did he miss the joke? catch the joke and think it was stupid? catch the joke and make his own back that I failed to catch?


I think I'll just go on about my business now. :)

go bo
10-18-2007, 02:13 PM
it's me! it's me!

i am the tiniest, it's me!

wilas101
10-18-2007, 02:14 PM
and not that it really counts now but I graduated high school at 6'1" - 139lbs.

I have since discovered beer and food and weigh in at a cool 200 lbs.

El Jefe
10-18-2007, 02:14 PM
Uhhh, growth spurts have ended for you, small fry.

LMAO.

JBucc
10-18-2007, 02:16 PM
4'13", 89lbs

Kclee
10-18-2007, 02:20 PM
And this is one of those awkward internet moments when I stop and wonder.... did he miss the joke? catch the joke and think it was stupid? catch the joke and make his own back that I failed to catch?


I think I'll just go on about my business now. :)

ROFL

Valiant
10-18-2007, 03:00 PM
I am paper thin..

Megbert
10-18-2007, 03:01 PM
5'6" 147

Chief Chief
10-18-2007, 03:03 PM
4'13", 89lbs

4 FEET, 13 INCHES? WTF?

The Franchise
10-18-2007, 03:09 PM
I wonder if there is anyone who can win both contests. Anyone around 5' 300 lbs?

morphius
10-18-2007, 03:09 PM
it's me! it's me!

i am the tiniest, it's me!
You ate a small ventypeoquists?

HolmeZz
10-18-2007, 03:21 PM
5'10" 185

I'ma cornerback. 8-)

Skip Towne
10-18-2007, 03:32 PM
I'm the world's tallest midget.

TinyEvel
10-18-2007, 03:55 PM
Not if you've seen TinyEvel.

I'm guessing the dude's a hair shy of 6'0", in the neighborhood of 180 lbs.

6' 2" 210Lbs

The Red Sea
10-18-2007, 03:56 PM
Wow! These numbers are 8th grade memories.



As I began to read some of the posts I thought the same.

At 40 I'm slightly above average I suppose at 6'0 239

When my friends want crap broken or moved they joke to call upon my Farm boy strength to get her done!

vincent
10-18-2007, 04:11 PM
You ate a small ventypeoquists?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Do you realize how bad it hurts to have Dr. Pepper come out of your nose?

...and my monitor thanks you for the shower...