View Full Version : Who has the biggest schlong here?
JimNasium
10-18-2007, 03:15 PM
It was going to happen anyway so I might as well get it over.
Easy 6
10-18-2007, 03:18 PM
Theres NO!!! question about it...it MUST belong to someone else.
BigRedChief
10-18-2007, 03:20 PM
this thread is worthless without pics....:hmmm: uhhhh on second thought scratch that idea.
A better question would be why do you want to know?
:hmmm:
JimNasium
10-18-2007, 03:22 PM
A better question would be why do you want to know?
:hmmm:
:cuss:
SPchief
10-18-2007, 03:22 PM
A better question would be why do you want to know?
:hmmm:
He doesn't. Jenny sent him on a recruiting mission.
JimNasium
10-18-2007, 03:23 PM
He doesn't. Jenny sent him on a recruiting mission.
:cuss:
Scorp
10-18-2007, 03:29 PM
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ChiTown
10-18-2007, 03:29 PM
2 to 3
ChiTown
10-18-2007, 03:29 PM
pounds
Iowanian
10-18-2007, 03:31 PM
slimnasium is likely trying to buy some Iowanidong for his lady...so he can hide in the closet and video.
Never again Jim....I felt too dirty last time.
siberian khatru
10-18-2007, 03:52 PM
JimNasium.
siberian khatru
10-18-2007, 03:52 PM
Oh, I thought it was "who IS the biggest dick." My bad.
keg in kc
10-18-2007, 03:55 PM
Are we talking real schlong or cyber package?
Valiant
10-18-2007, 04:09 PM
Are we talking real schlong or cyber package?
Hootie has the biggest Epeen, just look at his Madden threads for verification..
BigRock
10-18-2007, 04:24 PM
I don't want to brag, but the state has granted an abortion license to my wiener.
Stewie
10-18-2007, 04:27 PM
Good Lord! There are enough circle jerks (who's the most popular, who's the smartest, who's the funniest) among the 35 obsessive posters that someone should know.
LOCOChief
10-18-2007, 04:29 PM
7lbs like a toddlers arm holding a peach
JohninGpt
10-18-2007, 04:30 PM
I'm only about as big as a beer can, but I'm really long.
Oh wait, thats my arm.
The Red Sea
10-18-2007, 06:31 PM
I'm Irish damn it I'm packing 5 pounds of Balls but an average size Dick!...sigh..
...
I'm only 3 inches long but as round as a beer can!
JimNasium
10-18-2007, 06:58 PM
Define Schlong...
penis, cock, dick, wang, dong, johnson, prick, willy, weiner, boner, pecker, rod, sex member, knob, erection, wiener, sausage, meat, peter, unit, woody, tool, wanker, junk, ding-dong, hard on, hog, hose, one-eyed monster, peepee, shaft, snake, stiffy, thing, wanger, hard-on ,monster, noodle, phallus, pipe, skin flute
Rain Man
10-18-2007, 06:59 PM
My parents told me never to look down there.
penis, cock, dick, wang, dong, johnson, prick, willy, weiner, boner, pecker, rod, sex member, knob, erection, wiener, sausage, meat, peter, unit, woody, tool, wanker, junk, ding-dong, hard on, hog, hose, one-eyed monster, peepee, shaft, snake, stiffy, thing, wanger, hard-on ,monster, noodle, phallus, pipe, skin flute
Those are two different words?
Iowanian
10-18-2007, 07:01 PM
taliwhacker, skin banana,doofloppy, wombwrench(new as of now), pickle, skin sword, appleheaded warrior or my created favorite...clam hammer.
88TG88
10-18-2007, 07:04 PM
me
no contest
JohninGpt
10-18-2007, 07:09 PM
Those are two different words?
Of course, can't you tell, ones longer than the other because it's hyphonated.
dtebbe
10-18-2007, 07:35 PM
taliwhacker, skin banana,doofloppy, wombwrench(new as of now), pickle, skin sword, appleheaded warrior or my created favorite...clam hammer.
ROFL ROFL
CLAM HAMMER
ROFL ROFL
I don't know about schlong, but I have a pretty impressive taint.
ChiefsCountry
10-18-2007, 08:27 PM
Its got to be Carl Peterson, everybody knows he is the biggest dick in Kansas City.
dogdaze
10-18-2007, 08:38 PM
Hootie has the biggest Epeen, just look at his Madden threads for verification..
Being a student of life and all it's unfairness I have to say; hootie probably would have the biggest wood. Him or Clayton.
you know, just saying in life all things are not equal, so the biggest dips having the biggest dongs would be about right.
58-4ever
10-18-2007, 08:39 PM
I had sex with an elevator shaft.
LOCOChief
10-19-2007, 12:25 PM
Like a tuna can, I might not hit bottom but I'll scrape the hell out of the sides
wutamess
10-19-2007, 12:28 PM
11 inchs limp 17 erect.
Not bragging, just keeping it real.
BucEyedPea
10-19-2007, 12:28 PM
Well,my strap-ons comes in 3 sizes. So I bet my 3rd one is bigger than any guy's schlong here. :moon:
Hog's Gone Fishin
10-19-2007, 12:31 PM
I think somebodys a HOMO!
MVChiefFan
10-19-2007, 12:47 PM
11 inchs limp 17 erect.
Not bragging, just keeping it real.
I wish mine was 17 inches.
So I wouldn't have to lug this big thing around.
BigRedChief
10-19-2007, 12:50 PM
11 inchs limp 17 erect.
Not bragging, just keeping it real.
Is that how you make the $350K?
yep, he obviously got his $$ by writing for "The National Enquirer"....
bsp4444
10-19-2007, 01:13 PM
Well, my dick may not be very big around...
but it sure is short.
Jilly
10-19-2007, 01:15 PM
I'm Irish damn it I'm packing 5 pounds of Balls but an average size Dick!...sigh..
...
I'm only 3 inches long but as round as a beer can!
That's an irish thing?
Planetman
10-19-2007, 01:18 PM
11 inchs limp 17 erect.
Not bragging, just keeping it real.
... like any of us can compare to a brutha'. :p
ChiefaRoo
10-19-2007, 01:22 PM
Well,my strap-ons comes in 3 sizes. So I bet my 3rd one is bigger than any guy's schlong here. :moon:
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/wtf-cat1.jpg
Iowanian
10-19-2007, 01:30 PM
I have no trouble believing the bukakeyedpee could hide a 2 liter in her Shenis.
Frankie
10-19-2007, 01:42 PM
I hereby disqualify myself to give my fellow planeteers a fair chance.
Frankie
10-19-2007, 01:44 PM
11 inchs limp 17 erect.
Not bragging, just keeping it real.
JUNIOR!! .. IS THAT YOU?!
Frankie
10-19-2007, 01:47 PM
My parents told me never to look down there.
Because they wanted to convince you you were a boy.
;) :p
ChiTown
10-19-2007, 01:49 PM
I have no trouble believing the bukakeyedpee could hide a 2 liter in her Shenis.
ROFL
ROYC75
10-19-2007, 01:57 PM
I refuse to get my dick involved in this thread, he has done nothing to warrant the abuse...........
In other words, I don't want a few posters we have here getting a man crush on me ...... I would have to kill them.
ARROW2
10-19-2007, 01:57 PM
Ask ya girl.........she can confirm my prowess...
ROYC75
10-19-2007, 02:06 PM
Hey Jim, This is a thread I expected from a few of our members ..... What gives, You not pleasing Jenny and wanting to know what the averge size of CP members are ?
Jim, if ya need help, call Bob .http://www.fanfic.net/~jeffwong/enzyte.jpg
Iowanian
10-19-2007, 03:23 PM
Just ask L...
No....I'm not going to do it.
88TG88
10-19-2007, 03:39 PM
Ask ya girl.........she can confirm my prowess...
ROFL
ottawa_chiefs_fan
10-19-2007, 03:48 PM
it is a far more interesting question as to the degree of bow in your penis. Alledgedly some are like 60 LB compound bows. What is up with that anyway? Why the bow in the penis? does not really make sense? mine is significant - far from straight.
BucEyedPea
10-19-2007, 03:53 PM
Oh no, not a bow. Those kind hurt!
JimNasium
10-19-2007, 04:14 PM
Hey Jim, This is a thread I expected from a few of our members ..... What gives, You not pleasing Jenny and wanting to know what the averge size of CP members are ?
Jim, if ya need help, call Bob .http://www.fanfic.net/~jeffwong/enzyte.jpg
It's actually a spin-off thread that hasn't gone away as quickly as I expected it to. :shake:
CoMoChief
10-19-2007, 06:58 PM
What's a schlong?
JohninGpt
10-19-2007, 07:10 PM
What's a schlong?
penis, cock, dick, wang, dong, johnson, prick, willy, weiner, boner, pecker, rod, sex member, knob, erection, wiener, sausage, meat, peter, unit, woody, tool, wanker, junk, ding-dong, hard on, hog, hose, one-eyed monster, peepee, shaft, snake, stiffy, thing, wanger, hard-on ,monster, noodle, phallus, pipe, skin flute - Jimnasium
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