Jared Allen has officially pissed off Raider Nation [Archive]

Mr. Flopnuts

10-18-2007, 11:04 PM

LMAO ROFL LMAO ROFL

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/oakland-raiders-forum-message-board/115625-jared-allen.html

This is the opening comment of this thread.

Jared Allen...

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Just heard an interview with him on a K.C. sports station and he said" I enjoy playing in Oakland, because their fans are sore losers"!

Iowanian

10-18-2007, 11:05 PM

He'd better watch out.....they might dress for Halloween, throw some shit on the field, say things about his mother...and stab some charger fans.

oh....

RaiderSithLord

10-18-2007, 11:09 PM

RaiderSithLord

10-18-2007, 11:10 PM

He'd better watch out.....they might dress for Halloween, throw some shit on the field, say things about his mother...and stab some charger fans.

oh....

Don't worry, we don't think much of Chiefs fans either.

Its all gravy tho.

Let him talk...

Hammock Parties

10-18-2007, 11:11 PM

I think Jared is referencing this moment...

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6310/star19gaqj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Iowanian

10-18-2007, 11:12 PM

We've kind of missed Raider fans around here...They've been absent for several years.

At least if he gets enough hits in on QBs.....you might actually get a look at your number 1 overall pick this year.

Who is it that gets to choose first in the draft again? Oh thats right...the SHITTIEST TEAM.

BigRock

10-18-2007, 11:12 PM

If they're pissed at him now, wait 'til Sunday.

big nasty kcnut

10-18-2007, 11:15 PM

Jarred just telling the truth.

RaiderSithLord

10-18-2007, 11:17 PM

Iowanian

10-18-2007, 11:18 PM

Is a Raider fan REALLY going to pull out the "legal issues" smack?

Maybe he could get Dominic to drive him home.

SPchief

10-18-2007, 11:19 PM

Just hope he doesn't get another DUI...

The irony of a Raider fan pulling legal smack out.

Mr. Flopnuts

10-18-2007, 11:24 PM

Just hope he doesn't get another DUI...

I give this guy credit for not being the normal Raider fans we get here. You know, *#!* and you can eat *$&! you mother*&!*in **!holes.

Phobia

10-18-2007, 11:27 PM

Are the Raiders planning to win a division game this year?

RaiderSithLord

10-18-2007, 11:30 PM

Are the Raiders planning to win a division game this year?

We have that planned for 18 Oct 07.

Enjoy the coming loss.

SPchief

10-18-2007, 11:31 PM

Are the Raiders planning to win a division game this year?

They do get to play the Broncos at home, so I see them at least competing in that game.

RaiderSithLord

10-18-2007, 11:32 PM

Is a Raider fan REALLY going to pull out the "legal issues" smack?

Maybe he could get Dominic to drive him home.

Maybe... of course Dominic was a Colt when he pulled his stunt..

RaiderSithLord

10-18-2007, 11:32 PM

The irony of a Raider fan pulling legal smack out.

You got us confused with the Ben-GALs...

007

10-18-2007, 11:34 PM

does this mean the D cell batteries will be flying in his direction now?

dj56dt58

10-18-2007, 11:52 PM

Bring it... just lay off the booze on your way, wouldn't want another DUI.
Jared could show up drunk and still sack yo qb 4 times....

kcchiefsus

10-18-2007, 11:56 PM

Is a Raider fan REALLY going to pull out the "legal issues" smack?

Maybe he could get Dominic to drive him home.

If not then perhaps Sebastian Janikowsi could if he can lay off the GHB.

Or perhaps Daunte Culpepper can give him a ride home on the love boat.

RINGLEADER

10-19-2007, 12:07 AM

I predict 5 sacks on Sunday...Daunte Culpepper fumbles the ball regularly, moves around like Frankenstein (sorry, but even in that Miami game he was slow as syrup), and holds onto the ball longer than just about any QB I've seen this year.

At LEAST 5 sacks...

Mr. Flopnuts

10-19-2007, 12:08 AM

Jared could show up drunk and still sack yo qb 4 times....

ROFL So simple, yet so effective. That's quality in few words.

Al Bundy

10-19-2007, 12:09 AM

Raiders fans talking about criminal records? I love the Raiders fans... I will say this, when I see a sign that says "Go Raider", I wonder if said Raider fan actually wrote it him/herself.

Smed1065

10-19-2007, 12:14 AM

Bring it... just lay off the booze on your way, wouldn't want another DUI.

I guess he has nothing to judge it against since he has been in the league. Record since he has is ??????

I noticed autumn fart posted there but seems to have left here since his shit talk BEFORE the season started. Might be their record or more likely his insights since.

ROFL

Smed1065

10-19-2007, 12:16 AM

Are the Raiders planning to win a division game this Decade?

FYP!

Smed1065

10-19-2007, 12:20 AM

We have that planned for 18 Oct 07.

Enjoy the coming loss.

I might be slow but yesterday? No wonder that teams sucks, they can not even read a calender much less game plan because of the calendar.

ROFL

Hitler had great plans as well. 18 Oct 07.

Timing is everything.

Sorry.

kcxiv

10-19-2007, 12:22 AM

**** the Raiders. Being from Central/Northern Cali, there is tons around here, but i get to talk shit to them all the time. Then they pull out the SB card and i cant say much. lol

Smed1065

10-19-2007, 12:26 AM

**** the Raiders. Being from Central/Northern Cali, there is tons around here, but i get to talk shit to them all the time. Then they pull out the SB card and i cant say much. lol

Except that most never witnessed them either.

I mean a division win was how long ago?
No team but the jaided has lost that many games in their division in a row. Just wear a flak jacket.

ROFL

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 12:29 AM

If not then perhaps Sebastian Janikowsi could if he can lay off the GHB.

Or perhaps Daunte Culpepper can give him a ride home on the love boat.

Maybe Jano will slip some ghb in Allen's drink

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 12:30 AM

**** the Raiders. Being from Central/Northern Cali, there is tons around here, but i get to talk shit to them all the time. Then they pull out the SB card and i cant say much. lol

What part of Central Cali you from?

I live in Modesto.. I wouldn't mind meeting up with a fan of the other team for a gameday beer one of these days...

And to go with your statement 3 Rings>1 ring.

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 12:31 AM

Except that most never witnessed them either.

I mean a division win was how long ago?
No team but the jaided has lost that many games in their division in a row. Just wear a flak jacket.

ROFL

I remember 2 of the three...

And I try to forget the appearance four years ago...

How long since you been there?

Ebolapox

10-19-2007, 10:07 AM

Maybe Jano will slip some ghb in Allen's drink

NTTAWWT

so, jailtowski is super... thanks for asking

:spock:

Extra Point

10-19-2007, 10:33 AM

Good laughs.

the Talking Can

10-19-2007, 10:48 AM

I hope Allen does that stupid "rollin'" thing everytime he sacks Culsucker...

Molitoth

10-19-2007, 10:55 AM

They are calling Allen a "fatass",

heh.

cookster50

10-19-2007, 11:03 AM

I hope Allen does that stupid "rollin'" thing everytime he sacks Culsucker...
What the heck is that supposed to be? What ever happened to "act like you've been there before?"

the Talking Can

10-19-2007, 11:06 AM

What the heck is that supposed to be? What ever happened to "act like you've been there before?"

it's the dumbest celebration move in NFL history....he apparently thinks combine blades are appropriate symbols of success in sports, god knows why....

Bowser

10-19-2007, 11:07 AM

Maybe Jano will slip some ghb in Allen's drink

We won't ask how you know that your fat kicker likes to put the date rape drug in other guys' drinks.

StcChief

10-19-2007, 11:08 AM

Just hope he doesn't get another DUI...
DUI It's tough to do....when drinkin' isn't part of his routine.

Jared is gonna knock Culpeeper's dick in the dirt.

ROYC75

10-19-2007, 11:14 AM

We have that planned for 18 Oct 07.

Enjoy the coming loss.

Damn, who did ya play yesterday ?

StcChief

10-19-2007, 11:34 AM

Damn, who did ya play yesterday ?
ROFL let 'em think the game was yesterday, a forfeit Sunday would be the ultimate embarrassment.

InChiefsHeaven

10-19-2007, 11:42 AM

Damn, who did ya play yesterday ?

Themselves...

...and they STILL lost...

Lonewolf Ed

10-19-2007, 11:47 AM

We have that planned for 18 Oct 07.

Enjoy the coming loss.

Just so you know why people are laughing... the game is on the 21st, not the 18th of October.

Chief Faithful

10-19-2007, 11:52 AM

Jared could show up drunk and still sack yo qb 4 times....

He probably has.

Frosty

10-19-2007, 11:57 AM

it's the dumbest celebration move in NFL history....he apparently thinks combine blades are appropriate symbols of success in sports, god knows why....

It's from calf roping in rodeo. You chase the calf on horseback, jump off and wrestle the calf to the ground. Then you have to tie three of the calf's legs together (the circling motion JA makes) and then you throw your hands up to signal you are done (it's a timed event).

Anyong Bluth

10-19-2007, 12:01 PM

Funny thing is, I swear I remember Jared talking about growing up he was a Raiders fan, being from CA, and all.

Not the 1st guy to change their stripes once they come charging out of the locker room to a sea of red chanting louder for you than a jumbo jet...

LOCOChief

10-19-2007, 12:23 PM

it's the dumbest celebration move in NFL history....he apparently thinks combine blades are appropriate symbols of success in sports, god knows why....

Calf roping. It actually makes sense given what he does

patteeu

10-19-2007, 12:24 PM

It's from calf roping in rodeo. You chase the calf on horseback, jump off and wrestle the calf to the ground. Then you have to tie three of the calf's legs together (the circling motion JA makes) and then you throw your hands up to signal you are done (it's a timed event).

I think the Talking Can was talking about Culpepper's celebration, but I bet there are quite a few fans who didn't recognize Allen's dance for what it is so your post was worth it anyway.

HonestChieffan

10-19-2007, 12:34 PM

Raider Fan should be busy on DonkBoard since they have more in common over there

the Talking Can

10-19-2007, 01:06 PM

FAX

10-19-2007, 01:07 PM

And all this time I thought he was metaphorically tying up Paris Hilton.

FAX

Frosty

10-19-2007, 01:09 PM

I think the Talking Can was talking about Culpepper's celebration, but I bet there are quite a few fans who didn't recognize Allen's dance for what it is so your post was worth it anyway.

Oops

chagrin

10-19-2007, 01:15 PM

He'd better watch out.....they might dress for Halloween, throw some shit on the field, say things about his mother...and stab some charger fans.

oh....

Don't forget peeing on the Dolphins fan, in front of his girl

chagrin

10-19-2007, 01:16 PM

I give this guy credit for not being the normal Raider fans we get here. You know, *#!* and you can eat *$&! you mother*&!*in **!holes.

Dude, he basically says the same stuff, without the expletives.

KcMizzou

10-19-2007, 06:22 PM

Just hope he doesn't get another DUI...Sweet. A Raider fan AND a Star Wars dork.

Doesn't get much easier than that.

Shaid

10-19-2007, 07:20 PM

We have that planned for 18 Oct 07.

Enjoy the coming loss.

Guys, give him some credit. He meant Oct. 7, 2018. He's just being realistic about their chances.

KcMizzou

10-19-2007, 07:32 PM

Guys, give him some credit. He meant Oct. 7, 2018. He's just being realistic about their chances.Welcome to Chiefsplanet.

Not a bad start.

Shaid

10-19-2007, 07:33 PM

Welcome to Chiefsplanet.

Not a bad start.

Thanks, I've lurked for a long time but couldn't pass up on that one.

JohninGpt

10-19-2007, 07:34 PM

Just hope he doesn't get another DUI...
Thank you for your concern. Likewise, I hope your meth lab doesn't explode.

Mr. Plow

10-19-2007, 07:39 PM

I hear they sold out the game this year. Must be opening the prison doors on Sunday.

kcfanXIII

10-19-2007, 08:39 PM

where as philly had a jail at the vet, the raiders new facility will be directly joined with the closest prison, allowing the raider faithful to witness the ownage.

DomerNKC

10-19-2007, 10:19 PM

We have that planned for 18 Oct 07.

Enjoy the coming loss.I remember the last eight times you tried, and failed.

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 10:48 PM

Damn, who did ya play yesterday ?

D'oh...

This Sunday...

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 10:50 PM

Raider Fan should be busy on DonkBoard since they have more in common over there

I think I'll hang out here a bit before the game...

You guys are funny...

Smed1065

10-19-2007, 10:57 PM

I think I'll hang out here a bit before the game...

You guys are funny...

I will give you credit for being persistent. You also seem to have a sense of humor.

But it will take a lot more to make up for being a Raiderfan fan.

Mama Hip Rockets

10-19-2007, 11:07 PM

I hope Allen does that stupid "rollin'" thing everytime he sacks Culsucker...

there is nothing on earth i would enjoy watching more than that.

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 11:23 PM

Just so you know why people are laughing... the game is on the 21st, not the 18th of October.

D'oh....

Not to self... Post sober...

RaiderSithLord

10-19-2007, 11:24 PM

I will give you credit for being persistent. You also seem to have a sense of humor.

But it will take a lot more to make up for being a Raiderfan fan.

I have to get a sense of humour to get through life...

KcMizzou

10-19-2007, 11:37 PM

I have to get a sense of humour to get through life...You woudn't be the first rival fan to stick around.

It's a pretty cool place.

And you're obviously not a troll...

L.A. Chieffan

10-19-2007, 11:55 PM

Jared is gonna BRING THE PAIN on those Raider assholes!!!!

Dauntes gonna get knocked out for the 100th time of his career.

Then Russell will come in and **** us up.

**** YOU CARL!

Mojo Rising

10-20-2007, 02:45 AM

We think we have it bad with CP. We should all send donations to keep Al Davis alive. Check out his record.

2000 1 17 17 Sebastian Janikowski Florida State K
2001 1 28 28 Derrick Gibson Florida State DB
2002 1 17 17 Phillip Buchanon Miami (FL) DB
2003 1 31 31 Nnamdi Asomugha California DB
2004 1 2 2 Robert Gallery, Iowa, T
2005 1 7 7 Randy Moss (Fabian Wasington at 22 in 1st round)
2006 1 7 7 Michael Huff, Texas, S

2003 was their only quality selection.

RaiderSithLord

10-20-2007, 03:42 AM

RaiderSithLord

10-20-2007, 03:44 AM

You woudn't be the first rival fan to stick around.

It's a pretty cool place.

And you're obviously not a troll...

Its more fun to get along with people, even with some friendly smack...

I have even had friends who were Dolt and Donk fans... egad!

Mojo Rising

10-20-2007, 04:08 AM

2005 1 32 Tyler Brayton DE...

Gallery has done much better since he has been moved inside... Fabian has shown glimpses... and the jury is out on Huff...

I agree that Gibson and Buchanon were flops...

Are you saying Gallery wasn't a flop? The 2nd player taken in the draft who hasn't done anything in the league so far, and is now serviceable at Guard? Guards aren't taken 2nd overall.

'05 was the Randy Moss draft. The other 2 picks were the equivalent of Nap Harris (Red and Gold.)

Smed1065

10-20-2007, 04:11 AM

I knew there was more to like about JA.

RaiderSithLord

10-20-2007, 04:16 AM

Are you saying Gallery wasn't a flop? The 2nd player taken in the draft who hasn't done anything in the league so far, and is now serviceable at Guard? Guards aren't taken 2nd overall.

'05 was the Randy Moss draft. The other 2 picks were the equivalent of Nap Harris (Red and Gold.)

The Randy Moss deal makes me sick.

Smed1065

10-20-2007, 04:29 AM

The Randy Moss deal makes me sick.

Why?
He is a great receiver unless he is in chokeland.

Mojo Rising

10-20-2007, 04:30 AM

The Randy Moss deal makes me sick.

As bad as it was... Art Shell and Bed and Breakfast Boy was worse.

I will give your squad credit on the Ryan hire. Why isn't the D as good as the last couple years?

Sunday is likely to be close and come down to the last play.

Smed1065

10-20-2007, 04:33 AM

Why isn't the D as good as the last couple years?

They have to defend 100 yards instead of 20?

boogblaster

10-20-2007, 07:31 AM

Allen will kick that Culsucker ass come sunday ....print it boys .....

Spott

10-20-2007, 08:36 AM

What a bunch of tools on that board. They are actually bragging about their fans throwing stuff on players. Raider fans are definitely the stupidest fans in the league. They are just like Cowboy fans, except you have to have a criminal record to be a fader fan.

Sully

10-20-2007, 08:55 AM

Ah...Raiders fans...
Treating each game as if it were Halloween and believing the amount of "fandom" is directly related to the elaborate costume you wear to the game... embarrassing.
Even though they've lost 16 in a row in the division, and 8 straight to the Chiefs, they still love to throw that "Super Bowl Champion" label around, even though it happened 25 years ago.
Can't sell out 90% of their games, yet they haven't figured out that if you try and pretend you are a crowd full of tough guys, people will not show up... therefore making the games black out on local TV.

Quality.