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Hammock Parties
10-21-2007, 10:38 AM
Jehovah's Witnesses. ROFL

Told them I wasn't interested.
crazycoffey
10-21-2007, 10:38 AM
How did they get in your mom's basement?
BigVE
10-21-2007, 10:40 AM
I thought you were going to say Damon Huard showed up at your house.
Hammock Parties
10-21-2007, 10:40 AM
One of them was blind...WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
JBucc
10-21-2007, 10:41 AM
How can a blind guy witness anything?
Skip Towne
10-21-2007, 10:44 AM
Federal Agent?
Smed1065
10-21-2007, 10:45 AM
Its the NFL people.
Bwana
10-21-2007, 10:46 AM
Jimmy Hoffa?
StcChief
10-21-2007, 10:53 AM
How can a blind guy witness anything?
I'm more curious about how he rides his bicycle
Hammock Parties
10-21-2007, 10:53 AM
You folks are funny...
Hammock Parties
10-21-2007, 10:54 AM
I'm more curious about how he rides his bicycle

Those are the Mormons. Witnesses be rollin' up in pimped out minivans.
Mr. Laz
10-21-2007, 10:57 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4774/thevillagepeopleib3.jpg
Hammock Parties
10-21-2007, 10:58 AM
That one on the far left looks a lot like you, Laz.
StcChief
10-21-2007, 11:01 AM
Those are the Mormons. Witnesses be rollin' up in pimped out minivans.
my bad... can't tell one wacko religion from another. I just don't answer.
luv
10-21-2007, 11:02 AM
On a Sunday?
Hammock Parties
10-21-2007, 11:03 AM
On a Sunday?

As a former Witness, let me tell you something - every day is a good day to Witness for them brainwashed ****tards.
luv
10-21-2007, 11:04 AM
As a former Witness, let me tell you something - every day is a good day to Witness for them brainwashed ****tards.
I guess it's a good time to catch all of us heathens that don't attend church.
blueballs
10-21-2007, 11:17 AM
Whale tonsils
kcxiv
10-21-2007, 11:22 AM
Your supposed to tell them, i dont care for your religion i like my Bday and Xmas, but i wouldnt mind marrying a JH's then i dont have to buy her anything for them occasions. lol
Bowser
10-21-2007, 11:25 AM
Did you tell them you had just whipped up some Fava beans to go with a nice Chianti, and was looking for a main course?
Bob Dole
10-21-2007, 11:28 AM
Wouldn't it be more entertaining if you didn't immediately answer the question?