Ever paid for sex?

[Hammock Parties]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

http://www.eros-houston.com/files/hs-angel248-angel1.htm

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9029/whoreop3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[eazyb81]

A buddy of mine used that site to bang a porn star when he was in NYC.

[MIAdragon]

haha NO but a good friend works for an escort service. He gets to clean the room "after".

[KcMizzou]

haha NO but a good friend works for an escort service. He gets to clean the room "after".Oh hell...

I hope he's well paid.

[Bowser]

We all pay for it, in one way or another.

[Hammock Parties]

This one is a bargain for $300

http://www.eros-houston.com/files/hs-kate40-kate1.htm

[Frazod]

This one is a bargain for $300

http://www.eros-houston.com/files/hs-kate40-kate1.htm

Do it.

[JBucc]

She might want to look into getting that thing on her face removed.

[Spott]

I paid for it for 7 years. Back then it was called marriage.

[luv]

Do it.
I wonder if they'd give him a discount if he told them it was his first time.

[Frazod]

I wonder if they'd give him a discount if he told them it was his first time.

I doubt if he'd have to tell her. :D

[Rain Man]

I predict a lot of participation from divorced men on this thread.

I notice that the original gal says that she's only available to men, but then she also posts a couples rate. I'm hoping the couples information takes precedence.

[KCChiefsMan]

I don't pay for pussy -drama

[luv]

I doubt if he'd have to tell her. :D
Have you ever seen the movie Milk Money? I could see him being like the little kid.

[Bowser]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

http://www.eros-houston.com/files/hs-angel248-angel1.htm

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9029/whoreop3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

She's got fake boobs, therefore not hot. [/ChiefsPlanet idiot]

[Frazod]

I don't pay for pussy -drama

We all pay for pussy, junior. If you haven't figured that out yet, you will.

[Frazod]

Have you ever seen the movie Milk Money? I could see him being like the little kid.

Never seen it, but I think I get your point. :D

[BigRock]

My grandma owns a brothel in Nevada. She says if you're going to pay, get an older broad and tell her it's your first time. She didn't explain why. Or she did and I've repressed that memory.

[luv]

Never seen it, but I think I get your point. :D
This boy and his friends are watching porn. They decide to put all of their savings together, head to town, and pay a woman to show them her ta-tas. She (Melanie Griffith) goes to take her halter top down, and the main kid ends up putting his hands over his eyes.

[Hammock Parties]

I wouldn't faint. I'd probably get way too excited and kick her in the face.

[luv]

I wouldn't faint. I'd probably get way too excited and kick her in the face.
Yeah, I remembered the movie wrong.

[BigMeatballDave]

This boy and his friends are watching porn. They decide to put all of their savings together, head to town, and pay a woman to show them her ta-tas. She (Melanie Griffith) goes to take her halter top down, and the main kid ends up putting his hands over his eyes.Thats a good movie.

[Easy 6]

We all pay for pussy, junior. If you haven't figured that out yet, you will.

I was about to post..."never have, never will"...then i read your post & decided i was dead wrong.

[BigMeatballDave]

Does giving a chick a ride to get some food count as payment? When I was living in KC back in '96, I was living near the stadiums at the time. This girl I knew lived in Blue Springs. I drove out to her place and took her to Taco Bell. To make a long story short, I got 2 burrito supremes and a BJ.

[eazyb81]

Thats a good movie.

I remember watching it on HBO when I was young hoping for some boob action from Melanie Griffith.

Alas, it ended up being a waste of 2 1/2 hours.

[88TG88]

No, but I'm not opposed to the idea.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Does giving a chick a ride to get some food count as payment? When I was living in KC back in '96, I was living near the stadiums at the time. This girl I knew lived in Blue Springs. I drove out to her place and took her to Taco Bell. To make a long story short, I got 2 burrito supremes and a BJ.

Well, even whores need to eat...

[blueballs]

what's a half and half

[KcMizzou]

Does giving a chick a ride to get some food count as payment? When I was living in KC back in '96, I was living near the stadiums at the time. This girl I knew lived in Blue Springs. I drove out to her place and took her to Taco Bell. To make a long story short, I got 2 burrito supremes and a BJ.Reminds me of that crackhead on "Menace to Society".

"I'll suck yo d*ck fo' a cheeseburger!"

[Easy 6]

Reminds me of that crackhead on "Menace to Society".

"I'll suck yo d*ck fo' a cheeseburger!"

LOL, have you seen the Wayans bro's movie where the guy hearing the proposition looks at him all crazy & says..."What???...what did you just say???...man, c'mere" & heads toward the alley.

Funny flic.

[KcMizzou]

LOL, have you seen the Wayans bro's movie where the guy hearing the proposition looks at him all crazy & says..."What???...what did you just say???...man, c'mere" & heads toward the alley.

Funny flic.LMAO

Yeah, I'd forgotten about that.

[StcChief]

We all pay for it, in one way or another.
yeah. I paid dearly for years.

[Simply Red]

That blonde 22 yr. old has moles on her stomach, this isn't acceptable and downright weird.

[Frazod]

That blonde 22 yr. old has moles on her stomach, this isn't acceptable and downright weird.

Hmm.... I'd have to reserve judgment until I examined them a bit more closely. :)

[Simply Red]

Hmm.... I'd have to reserve judgment until I examined them a bit more closely. :)
heck, maybe you're right. :)

[Easy 6]

That blonde 22 yr. old has moles on her stomach, this isn't acceptable and downright weird.


Just turn off the lights, that'll fix it.

[Bowser]

That blonde 22 yr. old has moles on her stomach, this isn't acceptable and downright weird.

Moles have poor eyesight. They probably won't see a thing.

[MIAdragon]

Just turn off the lights, that'll fix it.

HELL NO MAN, that works for the skirt you picked up at the local bar but for that much coin the lights are on, camera going and your door is wide open. If you have to compromise then pick another.

[seclark]

"Ever paid for sex?"
most men have...the secret is to pay before the deed is done, though. it's quicker, and less painless that way.
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[MIAdragon]

"Ever paid for sex?"
most men have...the secret is to pay before the deed is done, though. it's quicker, and less painless that way.
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9 times out of 10 cheaper too

[Nightfyre]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

http://www.eros-houston.com/files/hs-angel248-angel1.htm

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9029/whoreop3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I believe that this chick used to be a man. Just look at the hands and the girth.

[KcMizzou]

Moles have poor eyesight. They probably won't see a thing.LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I believe that this chick used to be a man. Just look at the hands and the girth.

Holy shit. You might be right. And to think it charges $400.

[MIAdragon]

Holy shit. You might be right. And to think it charges $400.

no way, there are enough of them here in Miami to tell the difference.

[Mr. Kotter]

Nope.

Never had the need to??? :shrug:

Am I just lucky, I guess? :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

I came close.

["Bob" Dobbs]

I came close.
What? To the monitor? :p

[MichaelH]

I figure I've given my wife at least a couple of thousand in the last 18 years.

[Phobia]

I came close.

How much did he want?

[BWillie]

In college me and some of my buddies devised a cost-benefit analysis that showed it actually costs more per sexual act when you are married than it does by banging a hooker every week (assuming you have at least 2 kids). When you take in the account of kids, college for the kids, diamonds, wedding ring, and the other tons of shit you have to buy your wife that she doesn't need....you really would come out ahead financially if you just banged a hooker every week.

[Hammock Parties]

How much did he want?

She wanted $100. I just didn't feel like going through with it. I still feel dirty. :shake:

[Phobia]

In college me and some of my buddies devised a cost-benefit analysis that showed it actually costs more per sexual act when you are married than it does by banging a hooker every week (assuming you have at least 2 kids). When you take in the account of kids, college for the kids, diamonds, wedding ring, and the other tons of shit you have to buy your wife that she doesn't need....you really would come out ahead financially if you just banged a hooker every week.

Your study assumed that a married dude only scores once a week? That's incredibly flawed if if it's based on sex alone. My wife provides so many other critical services that even if it cost me $1,000,000 a year it would be money well spent. No, she's not looking over my shoulder.

[Phobia]

She wanted $100. I just didn't feel like going through with it. I still feel dirty. :shake:
Yeah, $10,000 an hour is pretty expensive anyway.

[BWillie]

She wanted $100. I just didn't feel like going through with it. I still feel dirty. :shake:

I think you should do it. You are how old again and still a virgie? Might as well just get it over with so it's not an issue anymore.

[Demonpenz]

goat seriously dude, if you spent half the time you do now on getting laid instead of football, PC games, and editing I am sure you could have saved up money for atleast one cadavor

[Hammock Parties]

I think you should do it. You are how old again and still a virgie? Might as well just get it over with so it's not an issue anymore.

Yeah, then I'll just end up wanting it more.

goat seriously dude, if you spent half the time you do now on getting laid instead of football, PC games, and editing I am sure you could have saved up money for atleast one cadavor

It's not about money. Whores are evil.

[Adept Havelock]

I think you should do it. You are how old again and still a virgie? Might as well just get it over with so it's not an issue anymore.

I'm not so sure. At this point, might as well wait for someone you actually give a damn about. JMO.

[Lonewolf Ed]

This one is a bargain for $300

http://www.eros-houston.com/files/hs-kate40-kate1.htm

Those are implants. $300 is too much.

[xbarretx]

LMAO, by far the funniest thread in a long time ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Those are implants. $300 is too much.

$300 is too much for anyone unless they're spending the night.

[BWillie]

$300 is too much for anyone unless they're spending the night.

I've never even paid for a lap dance at a strip club. I'm too cheap. I think I'd pay $300 to have sex with Hillary Duff or some hot celeb, but only if I could film it to show my friends, and sell it for a handsome sum on the internet. Whenever Britney spears runs out of money, maybe I can run that proposition by her. How much lower can she get? I'm sure that tape would be worth millions. I can see the headline now....maybe I could garnish money off of her like the man KFed. That guy is such a genius.

[Phobia]

$300 is too much for anyone unless they're spending the night.

You owe me $300.

[Hammock Parties]

Besides, there are risks:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0913061craigslist1.html

[BWillie]

Besides, there are risks:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0913061craigslist1.html

Just don't discuss sex and I would think you would be ok. That's why it'll say the ad is for friendship or for company only, some bs like that.

[Skip Towne]

Many times when I spent that year in Korea. You could walk in a club and have any woman in the place for $2. That must have been what it was like to be Elvis Presley.

[BWillie]

I will put up $10 out of my own money to pay for your prostitute. If we can find nine more people you gotta do it. haha

[Hammock Parties]

Many times when I spent that year in Korea. You could walk in a club and have any woman in the place for $2. That must have been what it was like to be Elvis Presley.

But were any of the women decent looking?

[Skip Towne]

But were any of the women decent looking?
Yes. Most of them were. It was a city the size of Tulsa so there were dozens of clubs and hundreds of girls. They were well to do by Korean standards.

[BWillie]

Yes. Most of them were. It was a city the size of Tulsa so there were dozens of clubs and hundreds of girls. They were well to do by Korean standards.

http://flights.expedia.com/flights_tfaOIAH_DICN.htm

[elvomito]

i just got back from tijuana, there were quite a few smokin hot women... $60
http://www.adelitabar.com/

[el borracho]

Does giving a chick a ride to get some food count as payment? When I was living in KC back in '96, I was living near the stadiums at the time. This girl I knew lived in Blue Springs. I drove out to her place and took her to Taco Bell. To make a long story short, I got 2 burrito supremes and a BJ.
I guess she liked hot sauce.

[RJ]

It's not about money. Whores are evil.




No, no......you've obviously not seen all the Hooker With a Heart of Gold stories.

Maybe you'll go to bang the hooker and before you do the deed you'll notice she's wearing a little Chiefs pin on her red sweater. And maybe it will turn out that her grandfather is a big Chiefs fan but he's dying from some weird disease and the only way to pay the medical bills is if she starts turning tricks but as it turns out you are her first customer. And then it turns out that you know some doctor knows how to cure weird diseases and so she doesn't have to be a whore after all and f***s you for free instead and then the two of you take grandpa to a Chiefs game where he has a heart attack and tumbles over the rail from the upper level at Arrowhead, thus relieving you of that burden.

You really have to take a few chances if you want anything good to happen.

[RJ]

I've never even paid for a lap dance at a strip club. I'm too cheap. I think I'd pay $300 to have sex with Hillary Duff or some hot celeb, but only if I could film it to show my friends, and sell it for a handsome sum on the internet. Whenever Britney spears runs out of money, maybe I can run that proposition by her. How much lower can she get? I'm sure that tape would be worth millions. I can see the headline now....maybe I could garnish money off of her like the man KFed. That guy is such a genius.



Weren't it you who started the thread about not understanding why you should be expected to pay for your date's dinner if she wasn't going to put out?

[QuikSsurfer]

Yeah, $10,000 an hour is pretty expensive anyway.
ROFL ROFL

[cardken]

Made my first trip o TJ, MX, over the Holidays. If you've never been it's hard to discribe, drop dead beautiful girls, if you like latinas your in heaven, Eva Longoria, Selma Hayek, types, all types. And any one of them for $60 a pop, for about an Hour. All the girls there are clean, and tested. No Donkey show participants here. I'm from Missouri as well, and a huge skeptic, but once I was "shown", it was unbeleivible. Alot of people knock it before you try it, which is a mistake every red blooded hetro male should go to TJ once. I'm going back in February. Living in Sin City, I don't know why someone would pay $300-$500, for an hour, don it here years ago, a total waste compared to TJ. Remember, you're paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave. Check out www.TJAmigos.com

[The Franchise]

I will put up $10 out of my own money to pay for your prostitute. If we can find nine more people you gotta do it. haha

I'm in for $10.

[penchief]

I'm in for $10.

I got a five dollar hand job once.

[RJ]

I got a five dollar hand job once.



I assume you didn't shake hands after completing that business transaction.

[Halfcan]

I paid for sex once-I was married-boy oh boy did I pay for that.

[Rain Man]

Many times when I spent that year in Korea. You could walk in a club and have any woman in the place for $2. That must have been what it was like to be Elvis Presley.

One of my best memories of Korea was going to get my hair cut, back when I had a fair bit of it. I was afraid to get it cut at one of the local places where no one spoke English, so I took the subway downtown to one of the big hotels. Three drop-dead gorgeous Korean gals fawned over me for a half-hour or so. I never figured out what they were doing or why, but one of them cut my hair and the other two were apparently there just for eye candy.

Nothing perverted happened, just lots of ... I don't know. Thinking back, it was kind of weird. Two of them just hung out in chairs right next to me and chatted with me and stuff. But it was nice.

[Phobia]

One of my best memories of Korea was going to get my hair cut, back when I had a fair bit of it. I was afraid to get it cut at one of the local places where no one spoke English, so I took the subway downtown to one of the big hotels. Three drop-dead gorgeous Korean gals fawned over me for a half-hour or so. I never figured out what they were doing or why, but one of them cut my hair and the other two were apparently there just for eye candy.

Nothing perverted happened, just lots of ... I don't know. Thinking back, it was kind of weird. Two of them just hung out in chairs right next to me and chatted with me and stuff. But it was nice.
It takes half an hour to cut a hair in Korea? I'd be in the chair for weeks.

[penchief]

I assume you didn't shake hands after completing that business transaction.

I just gave her a ride and said thanks. She was pretty so I was very cautious.

[2bikemike]

Many times when I spent that year in Korea. You could walk in a club and have any woman in the place for $2. That must have been what it was like to be Elvis Presley.

PI was the same way just a bit more expensive. It was like 200 pesos for the night just pay Mama San and the girl was yours for the night. At the time it was 18 pesos to the dollar.

They called the girls "Bar Fines" There were some pretty good looking women too.

Needless to say I had a damn good time in PI!

[Frazod]

PI was the same way just a bit more expensive. It was like 200 pesos for the night just pay Mama San and the girl was yours for the night. At the time it was 18 pesos to the dollar.

They called the girls "Bar Fines" There were some pretty good looking women too.

Needless to say I had a damn good time in PI!

Never made it to the PI, but I did spend a week in Rio de Janeiro back in '84. I was 19 and in my first social setting outside small town Missouri. Basically, I lost my mind - nailed everything with a snatch and a pulse, sometimes two and three at a time, for $5 to $10 a pop. I remember getting blown under the table while watching live sex shows. The place was wide open, and the girls were beautiful and loved Americans (at least back then).

I did end up standing in the long line at medical :spock: but those icy shots of penicillin were a small price to pay.

Ah, to be young again..... :)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't pay for pussy -drama




LMAO I'm not payin for pussy, I'm helpin this poor girl pay her rent.

[elvomito]

Never made it to the PI, but I did spend a week in Rio de Janeiro back in '84. I was 19 and in my first social setting outside small town Missouri. Basically, I lost my mind - nailed everything with a snatch and a pulse, sometimes two and three at a time, for $5 to $10 a pop. I remember getting blown under the table while watching live sex shows. The place was wide open, and the girls were beautiful and loved Americans (at least back then).

I did end up standing in the long line at medical :spock: but those icy shots of penicillin were a small price to pay.

Ah, to be young again..... :)
nice!
i went there a year ago, and nothing has changed :D
i think i'll be back soon.

[Nzoner]

Any dude that has been married has paid for it.

[ClevelandBronco]

nice!
i went there a year ago, and nothing has changed...

Well, the exchange rate of the U.S. dollar has.

[Frazod]

nice!
i went there a year ago, and nothing has changed :D
i think i'll be back soon.

Cool. What part of town were you in? I spent most of my time in the area around Copacabana Beach. The sex show club we frequented was called Frank's - it was about three or four blocks from the beach IIRC (and I was generally extremely drunk, so I could easily be wrong :D ).

[elvomito]

Cool. What part of town were you in? I spent most of my time in the area around Copacabana Beach. The sex show club we frequented was called Frank's - it was about three or four blocks from the beach IIRC (and I was generally extremely drunk, so I could easily be wrong :D ).i was right on copacabana beach, expensive hotel right next to a club called "help" LOL, as in "help me get some pussy" i suppose. i met my favorite drink there, among others: caipirinha

Well, the exchange rate of the U.S. dollar has.yep, it was 2:1 a year ago, now its 1.79:1 brazil:us... wonder what it was back then?

[Nzoner]

The sex show club we frequented was called Frank's

LMAO

Maybe it's because I'm in marketing but that right there is some funny shit

[elvomito]

LMAO

Maybe it's because I'm in marketing but that right there is some funny shit
BEANS & FRANKS

here's that help place
http://www.discoteca-help.com/html/eng/index.htm
brazil has some spectacular local fruit

[Nzoner]

BEANS & FRANKS



:eek:

No way in hell am I walking into a club called that,let alone a strip club. :D

[Frazod]

yep, it was 2:1 a year ago, now its 1.79:1 brazil:us... wonder what it was back then?

I don't remember what the rate was, but it was EXTREMELY FAVORABLE. Back then their currency was called cruzeros (sp?) or something like that, but none of them had any problem accepting U.S. greenbacks. I remember getting a huge, magnificent steak for about $5. I ran through about $500 during five days I was ashore, and that kept me in booze, hookers, food and hotel rooms just fine.

[Frazod]

LMAO

Maybe it's because I'm in marketing but that right there is some funny shit

Heh. Well, there were guys on stage, but it was mostly women.

Three of the officers from my ship got hammered, stripped down and started screwing the women on stage one night, in full view of a couple of dozen enlisted men. Needless to say, they got in some serious shit over that.

That was a side of the Operations Officer I never thought I'd see.... LMAO

[elvomito]

I don't remember what the rate was, but it was EXTREMELY FAVORABLE. Back then their currency was called cruzeros (sp?) or something like that, but none of them had any problem accepting U.S. greenbacks. I remember getting a huge, magnificent steak for about $5. I ran through about $500 during five days I was ashore, and that kept me in booze, hookers, food and hotel rooms just fine.wow! nowadays that would get you at least 50 girls.... i can imagine what hedonistic fun you had

:eek:

No way in hell am I walking into a club called that,let alone a strip club. :Dheheh rio is riddled with trannies, much like bangkok



here's a music video shot in rio... they could have filmed this and literally hired NO video babes, just used the local girls on the beach. hit mute if you don't like the music (CHECK OUT THE PRIEST HOLMES JERSEY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E70i8BeCA0

[Frazod]

wow! nowadays that would get you at least 50 girls.... i can imagine what hedonistic fun you had

I believe it was around 30. :)

heheh rio is riddled with trannies, much like bangkok

No trannies on my hit parade. :spock: That was one advantage to picking up the girls at the club - I assume it would be kind of hard to hide a dick when you're naked. :D

[ClevelandBronco]

I believe it was around 30. :)



No trannies on my hit parade. :spock: That was one advantage to picking up the girls at the club - I assume it would be kind of hard to hide a dick when you're naked. :D

I thought that the definition of a tranny is that they've done away with that kind of "equipment." I have to admit that I'm not very well informed.

[boogblaster]

Every time she leaves the house....

[StcChief]

Every time she leaves the house....
yeah I paid for years and still paying without the bene's.

[blueballs]

McDonalds $1 menu serves to purposes
find 'em - feed 'em - hack up the grease
spit on your dick and **** 'em

[StcChief]

McDonalds $1 menu serves to purposes
find 'em - feed 'em - hack up the grease
spit on your dick and **** 'em
LMAO

is this the new version of.

Find 'em
Feel 'em
F 'em
Forget 'em

[whoaskew]

Yes, I have purchased condoms.