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11-07-2007, 06:05 PM
Dang, lady.

Woman Accused of Biting Off Man's Lip

SEATTLE (AP) - A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend's lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The 49-year-old man and the woman kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff's deputies.

Deputies were called to the house in White Center, an unincorporated suburb south of Seattle, and found the man bleeding on the porch.

"There was quite a bit of blood," sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said. "He could talk, but just barely."

Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at a hospital were unable to reattach the lip, and deputies said he was likely to remain disfigured.

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The Franchise
11-07-2007, 06:09 PM
You forgot this lovely quote...

"Authorities said a 44-year-old woman in the house cursed and attacked one of the deputies with a pillow before being arrested. She was jailed on investigation of domestic violence but had not been charged."

lol....attacked with a pillow?

Rain Man
11-07-2007, 06:11 PM
If the lip was covered in cat hair, I suspect that she thought he was cheating on her with a cat.

Priest4Prez
11-07-2007, 06:11 PM
ROFL

CoMoChief
11-07-2007, 06:12 PM
You forgot this lovely quote...

"Authorities said a 44-year-old woman in the house cursed and attacked one of the deputies with a pillow before being arrested. She was jailed on investigation of domestic violence but had not been charged."

lol....attacked with a pillow?
Thats when cops take the next step up of legal use of force and zap you with a tazer gun, because getting hit with a pillow endangers their lives.

Hammock Parties
11-07-2007, 06:14 PM
Ow.

http://i4.tinypic.com/818pvt4.jpg

FAX
11-07-2007, 06:17 PM
Ow is right, Mr. GoChiefs. This hurt to read.

I suppose some crazy ex-girlfriends won't take any lip and some will.

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Phobia
11-07-2007, 06:19 PM
Another crazy cat lady. I avoid them. This is why.

Rain Man
11-07-2007, 06:21 PM
All in all, though, if she was determined to bite something off, it could've been worse.

siberian khatru
11-07-2007, 06:32 PM
Bitches. Bitches and hos.

QuikSsurfer
11-07-2007, 07:18 PM
Bitches. Bitches and hos.
"bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks"

kstater
11-07-2007, 07:29 PM
All in all, though, if she was determined to bite something off, it could've been worse.


QFT

"Bob" Dobbs
11-07-2007, 07:59 PM
If the lip was covered in cat hair, I suspect that she thought he was cheating on her with a cat.Or that he was eating pussy.

C-Mac
11-07-2007, 08:19 PM
Pretty sad state when not even the doctor could give him lip service.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-07-2007, 08:38 PM
"bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks"


"Raise up on deez nuts and suck the dick."

I downloaded that song illegaly

Groves
11-07-2007, 08:58 PM
*Insert obvious hairlip joke here*

ArrowheadHawk
11-07-2007, 09:02 PM
crazy bitch! thank god I have only dated sane girls







yeah right. Is there such a thing?

stevieray
11-07-2007, 09:06 PM
"he replied "bite me", your honor"

2112
11-07-2007, 09:09 PM
Psycho Bitch from hell

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11-07-2007, 10:18 PM
Psycho Bitch from hell

Undoubtedly, Mr. Bill Parcells. This is an abomination.

One minute you're in the throws of intense, passionate desire, exchanging intimate moments of ardent, sensual pleasure. And the next minute, the doctor is explaining that your soup eating days are friggin' over.

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