LJ press release....

[talastan]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/11/08/chiefs_statement_on_rb_larry_johnson/

Chiefs Statement on RB Larry Johnson
Nov 08, 2007, 3:27:26 PM


According to our Chiefs medical staff and its most recent evaluation of Larry Johnson last evening (Wednesday, November 7), Larry has made significant improvement with less swelling and pain in his injured right foot. His status will be re-evaluated again early next week with further exams and tests. His status for this week is doubtful to out.

Jon E. Browne, MD
Orthopedic & Sports Medicine Clinic of KC

Carl D. Peterson
President/GM, CEO
Kansas City Chiefs

Okay can someone please put this through their BS translator and explain?

[BigRedChief]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/11/08/chiefs_statement_on_rb_larry_johnson/

Chiefs Statement on RB Larry Johnson
Nov 08, 2007, 3:27:26 PM


According to our Chiefs medical staff and its most recent evaluation of Larry Johnson last evening (Wednesday, November 7), Larry has made significant improvement with less swelling and pain in his injured right foot. His status will be re-evaluated again early next week with further exams and tests. His status for this week is doubtful to out.

Jon E. Browne, MD
Orthopedic & Sports Medicine Clinic of KC

Carl D. Peterson
President/GM, CEO
Kansas City Chiefs

Okay can someone please put this through their BS translator and explain?
Repost:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=173892&page=3

[chasedude]

Hmmm that still tells me JACK SHIT!

[talastan]

Repost....sorry!! :banghead:

Here is the original post: http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=173892&page=9

Thanks BigRedChief!!

[MichaelH]

Okay can someone please put this through their BS translator and explain?


I'll try.


Larry hasn't been doing all that well and since he has a little foot injury, we're going to sit him this week and see how Priest does. If he tears it up, he's the starter. If Priest bombs, LJ's foot makes a miraculous recovery.

[Zebedee DuBois]

I think it means that the Chiefs office doesn't want to tell the public the exact current condition of Larry Johnson's foot, whether it is a break or a strain.

I don't know why it makes a difference.

[talastan]

So why did both Carl and the Doctor sign this? Also who would be ballsy enough to call up the doctor just to harass him to find out the truth?

[Dave Lane]

I think that Carl and Co think they can drag this out for a few weeks maybe 3 and have opposing teams scheme for LJ and Priest. Well I think its retarded and unlikely to make any difference at all.

Dave

[BigRock]

It's a big FU to the KC media after that retarded press conference yesterday.

[Sure-Oz]

I need to know, so i can trade for a rb in FFL!!!!!!!!

[jjjayb]

I need to know, so i can trade for a rb in FFL!!!!!!!!

If you still have LJ after the year he's had I think I need to play in your league.

[Sure-Oz]

If you still have LJ after the year he's had I think I need to play in your league.
I traded Cedric Benson for him after his 15 yard game ROFL

I've reaped the benefits.

[TEX]

I traded Cedric Benson for him after his 15 yard game ROFL

I've reaped the benefits.

Really? Your league must score weird. Since that game he's had a couple of 100 yard games that also involved receptions. :hmmm:

[TEX]

Why is it that when other teams lose players to injuries, there's not much "cloak and dagger" BS? But when something happens to a Chiefs player, it often involves this type of mystery... It's pretty dumb. :shake:

[mdstu]

Many teams do this crap.
Especially the rat.

[KcMizzou]

Many teams do this crap.
Especially the rat.Yep... Shanahan's notorious for it.

[TEX]

Many teams do this crap.
Especially the rat.

But not like we do it. For example, Cutler got hurt last week and had to leave the game. Everyone knew what was wrong the next day. Also, the same day Cutler said he feared it was broken.

[ILChief]

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/11/08/chiefs_statement_on_rb_larry_johnson/



Okay can someone please put this through their BS translator and explain?

He's improving and he'll be re-evaluated early next week. He's not going to play this week. I didn't think it was that hard to understand

[TEX]

He's improving and he'll be re-evaluated early next week. He's not going to play this week. I didn't think it was that hard to understand

The "hard to understand" part is coming. You'll see after next week.

[Eleazar]

This isn't hard to understand. He's improved this week, although he's still probably out, he's ahead of where they thought he was.

[CaliforniaAlbanach]

unless there are complications

[KcMizzou]

Kietzman was cracking up because someone at the press conference used the word, "swollenness".

"Is that even a word!?!?"

Then they looked it up and found out it was. LMAO

[patteeu]

Kietzman was cracking up because someone at the press conference used the word, "swollenness".

"Is that even a word!?!?"

Then they looked it up and found out it was. LMAO

Doh! LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

He's being fitted for a transformers-style auto-foot.

The world will soon know the terror of Robo-Larry.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/7226/roboticfoothp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[boogblaster]

LJ wil b bak ...

[Tribal Warfare]

Why is it that when other teams lose players to injuries, there's not much "cloak and dagger" BS? But when something happens to a Chiefs player, it often involves this type of mystery... It's pretty dumb. :shake:


That's King Carl for yah