What is on your mind right now???

[penguinz]

Spill the beans....


I have a headache.

[Bob Dole]

That we should probably turn off the ability to start new threads for about 80% of the registered users.

[kstater]

That there aren't enough KU threads. They should be ranked higher.

[luv]

Insurance.

[blueballs]

deer pussy

[FAX]

I'm thinking about the lasting impact Hitler had on the world, Mr. penguinz. For example, if it hadn't been for Hitler, it's likely that ...

1. The atomic bomb wouldn't have been invented until decades later.

2. The cold war would likely never have started.

3. There would likely be no Israel and, therefore, far fewer Middle East problems.

4. There would likely have been no 911 attack.

5. Germany would have a lot of older buildings.

6. A lot of people would still be alive today. And the descendents of those people, of course. Some of them would, no doubt, have been great scientists, artists, writers, etc..

7. Skinhead would be the name of a disease or an alternative label for one's sin snake.

FAX

[allen_kcCard]

More Chinese toy recalls, and this time my kid actually has some of them at home.

[ROYC75]

That we should probably turn off the ability to start new threads for about 80% of the registered users.


ROFL

[RustShack]

I hate Damon Huard.

[DaKCMan AP]

happy hour

[ROYC75]

5. Germany would have a lot of older buildings.FAX


Plus France and England, even parts of Japan.

[Sure-Oz]

working during lunch and im starving

[ROYC75]

Me, I was wondering how my old high school will fair tonight in Holton Ks, class 4A playoffs.

[pikesome]

I'm thinking about the lasting impact Hitler had on the world, Mr. penguinz. For example, if it hadn't been for Hitler, it's likely that ...

1. The atomic bomb wouldn't have been invented until decades later.
Probably but the scientists that came up with the idea of fision knew at once that it could/would be weaponised.

2. The cold war would likely never have started.
There would have been tension with the Commies anyway the sides might have not been so unified but it's been there.

3. There would likely be no Israel and, therefore, far fewer Middle East problems.
A product of WWI political move by a floundering GB, it might not have gotten as bad but the problems were there before WWII.

4. There would likely have been no 911 attack.
See above, WWI effectivly killed the Briitsh Empire. That's one of the reasons we got the job of "Middle East Cop". We might not have been so gungho to take it if not for WWII but maybe.

5. Germany would have a lot of older buildings.
This is a good point, it's a shame so much was destroyed. I guess that's a good reason not to invade your neighbors and gas millions.

6. A lot of people would still be alive today. And the descendents of those people, of course. Some of them would, no doubt, have been great scientists, artists, writers, etc..

7. Skinhead would be the name of a disease or an alternative label for one's sin snake.
I've got nothing really here.

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[Monty]

working during lunch and im starving


Ditto, but I'm working through lunch so I can leave early and enjoy the weekend. Just have food/beer/cigars on the mind and not necessarily in that order.

Oh, and definitely NOT deer pussy. :p

[DBO82]

Did Joany ever marry Chachi.

[Jilly]

laundry and if that Cliff bar I just ate was really worth the calories.

[blueballs]

Would deer pussy jerky
be a big seller

[Scaga]

A tall, frosty beverage. :BLVD:

[FAX]

Probably but the scientists that came up with the idea of fision knew at once that it could/would be weaponised.

History is probably my worst subject. Was not the pressure to quickly develop the A-Bomb due, in large measure, to the fear that Hitler was working on one?

There would have been tension with the Commies anyway the sides might have not been so unified but it's been there.

Prior to WWII, communism had become a very popular ideology in many circles. But, would it not be fair to say that the West underestimated Stalin after WWII which allowed him to solidify his interests allowing communism to become more powerful as a global force than it would have otherwise, Mr. pikesome?

A product of WWI political move by a floundering GB, it might not have gotten as bad but the problems were there before WWII.

Hmmm. I was under the impression that the Holocaust was a primary driver in respect to Israel's "re-settlement". No?

See above, WWI effectivly killed the Briitsh Empire. That's one of the reasons we got the job of "Middle East Cop". We might not have been so gungho to take it if not for WWII but maybe.

I'm assuming that the existence of the state of Israel fostered many of the problems we are currently facing there.

This is a good point, it's a shame so much was destroyed. I guess that's a good reason not to invade your neighbors and gas millions.

We need to remember that.

FAX

[damaticous]

I hate where I work. If I could find a different company to work for that paid me at least $40,000+ a year that was within an hour commute I'd leave.

anyone know of anybody hiring for Antivirus/Backup Administrator, network analyst?

[Simply Red]

Sales! Bitch!

[pikesome]

History is probably my worst subject. Was not the pressure to quickly develop the A-Bomb due, in large measure, to the fear that Hitler was working on one?

Yes but part of that was because any physicist with two brain cells knew that atomic power would be a great weapon. WWII sped development true but the idea was there.


Prior to WWII, communism had become a very popular ideology in many circles. But, would it not be fair to say that the West underestimated Stalin after WWII which allowed him to solidify his interests allowing communism to become more powerful as a global force than it would have otherwise, Mr. pikesome?
Maybe but the Commies vs the West lines were drawn during the 1917 revolution and the distrust following WWI. The West needed Russia to stand but didn't like the Commies. A lot of bad blood came out of the end of the war. We had troops in Russia fighting the Bolsheviks during WWI.



Hmmm. I was under the impression that the Holocaust was a primary driver in respect to Israel's "re-settlement". No?
One of the harder to believe theories I've heard is that Israel was the price to German Zionists for the Zimmerman Telegram. Even if that's BS, Israel was around before WWII. One of the biggest problems if you ask the Arabs is that GB promised them the area if they fought the Ottomans during WWI (Lawrence of Arabia). Then GB promised it to France also and allowed/encouraged Jewish settlement and ultimately gave it to the Jews. That's a big part of the Arab/Israeli problems beginnings.



I'm assuming that the existence of the state of Israel fostered many of the problems we are currently facing there.
It did but the abandonment of the area by GB made some of the problems worse as well as let existing problems resurface. There's a lot that added up but the deal with the British is still a sore spot, Al Qaeda mentions it often.

[88TG88]

Can SC beat Cal at Berkley ?

[barry_smilez20]

DIO




http://www.closetohomemusic.com/images/ronnie_james_dio_ufe2.bmp

[ct]

What is on your mind right now???

I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

[DBO82]

What is Jilly wearing.

[El Jefe]

Im thinking about Ohio State vs Michigan and how bad I hate Michigan. I'm thinking about how I can't wait till 6pm so I can get off work. Im thinking of what I am going to do tonight.

[DBO82]

Does Jilly have a hot roommate.

[bobbything]

I'll probably get slammed for this, but I've been thinking all day that I honestly don't care that Larry Johnson is hurt. And I don't care if he plays again all year.

[alpha_omega]

Is this thread any good?

[pikesome]

I'll probably get slammed for this, but I've been thinking all day that I honestly don't care that Larry Johnson is hurt. And I don't care if he plays again all year.

I won't be one to slam you for it, kind of speaks to this season so far.

[barry_smilez20]

"why did you have to leave us so soon barry sanders"

[DBO82]

I'll probably get slammed for this, but I've been thinking all day that I honestly don't care that Larry Johnson is hurt. And I don't care if he plays again all year.


boobything must either be the anti-christ or a MU fan to think such horribles things about LJ.

[bobbything]

boobything must either be the anti-christ or a MU fan to think such horribles things about LJ.
I'm the former.

[DBO82]

I'm the former.


Eeeesh.

I'm sorry.

What happened?

[Bwana]

My job sucks, I need to get a new gig.

[Molitoth]

I think im going to leave work soon.

[KC Dan]

Krystal Forscutt!!!

[StcChief]

Big leaf day tom burning, drinkin

[FAX]

Punkin' Bombs!!!

Take 1 punkin', 1 M-80, 1 fire. Combine. Run.

FAX

[seclark]

wondering if that 40ouncer i've got stashed in the water tank behind the shitter's keeping cold enough to drink after work.
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[FAX]

Something about 40 ouncers behind the sh*tter caused me to remember that, in only about a month and a half, we'll be exactly 5 years away from the Mayan calendar's forecasted date when the universe will come to a screeching halt.

FAX

[seclark]

Something about 40 ouncers behind the sh*tter caused me to remember that, in only about a month and a half, we'll be exactly 5 years away from the Mayan calendar's forecasted date when the universe will come to a screeching halt.

FAX
shoot...i don't know if i can fit 2 in there and still be able to flush it.
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[FAX]

Did you put an ice pack in there as well?

FAX

[seclark]

Did you put an ice pack in there as well?

FAX
about 1/4 bag of ice...at 4:45 i'm ready to go.
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I was just thinking if one were to get boar semen in his hair ,how would they get it out , you know without having to take a full blown shower.

[Eleazar]

It should take 10k posts to make a new thread.

[penguinz]

It should take 10k posts to make a new thread.Even better would be if one were limited to creating 1 new thread for every 10k posts!

[JohninGpt]

I was just thinking if one were to get boar semen in his hair ,how would they get it out , you know without having to take a full blown shower.
I believe I'd go visit the haircut thread.

[FAX]

about 1/4 bag of ice...at 4:45 i'm ready to go.
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You should be fine, then. You know, one would think that, if it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, you should have room for at least 2 40 ouncers, Mr. seclark.

FAX

[penguinz]

You should be fine, then. You know, one would think that, if it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, you should have room for at least 2 40 ouncers, Mr. seclark.

FAX
My question is what do you do if you have to actually shit?

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

should I wait until 4:30 to have a beer or have one now?

[penguinz]

should I wait until 4:30 to have a beer or have one now?
Now

[seclark]

You should be fine, then. You know, one would think that, if it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, you should have room for at least 2 40 ouncers, Mr. seclark.

FAX

2 40's doesn't leave enough room to flush in the event i have to drop a growler.
you think i'm a primitive?
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[seclark]

My question is what do you do if you have to actually shit?
see post 55. this idea took some planning.
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[penguinz]

see post 55. this idea took some planning.
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Gottcha... The single 40 in the tank is no different that putting a brick in an old tank to conserve water. ;)

[seclark]

Gottcha... The single 40 in the tank is no different that putting a brick in an old tank to conserve water. ;)

silly penguinz...you can't drink a brick!
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[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

Now
omw to the basement fridge - chock full of beer - just picked up a highly recommended Imperial Stout from a Microbrewery in Quebec City - I think I will start with that.

[DMAC]

I have to toot, but I also have to pee.

So I am afraid if I let one go, the other will follow.

[FAX]

2 40's doesn't leave enough room to flush in the event i have to drop a growler.
you think i'm a primitive?
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Two 40 ouncers would equal about 0.60 gallons, I think. If it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, that leaves approximately 4.5 gallons of awesome, untouched, flushing power in the tank. A lot of newer sh*tters function on less than that. I don't see the problem here.

FAX

[StcChief]

omw to the basement fridge - chock full of beer - just picked up a highly recommended Imperial Stout from a Microbrewery in Quebec City - I think I will start with that.
It's 5:00 somewhere, in this case the Atlantic ocean....

Imperial Stout good stuff just not too many or you'll be sh1tfaced :p

[penguinz]

Two 40 ouncers would equal about 0.60 gallons, I think. If it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, that leaves approximately 4.5 gallons of awesome, untouched, flushing power in the tank. A lot of newer sh*tters function on less than that. I don't see the problem here.

FAXI don;t know... People at my work seem to be able to clog a toilet that sounds like it is connected like a jet engine when flushed.

[seclark]

Two 40 ouncers would equal about 0.60 gallons, I think. If it's a 5 gallon sh*tter, that leaves approximately 4.5 gallons of awesome, untouched, flushing power in the tank. A lot of newer sh*tters function on less than that. I don't see the problem here.

FAX
damnit fax, the floaty thing wont drop down when flushed, allowing the water to turn on and refill.

what, you want me to just pour the 40's in the tank? does that make any sense?
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[Crashride]

damn I cant wait to leave tampa and get into KC and do nothin but eat bbq and drink. And I cant wait to find this raytown high school and play some flag football, and finally WATCH THE DONKEYS GET PWNED. Sorry im a little excited, been talking about getting to KC for a couple years and I finally made it happen

[penguinz]

damnit fax, the floaty thing wont drop down when flushed, allowing the water to turn on and refill.

what, you want me to just pour the 40's in the tank? does that make any sense?
secFax lives in a world where beer flows from the faucets and water gets you drunk. ;)

[FAX]

damnit fax, the floaty thing wont drop down when flushed, allowing the water to turn on and refill.

what, you want me to just pour the 40's in the tank? does that make any sense?
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Ah. The old floaty thing problem. You need to replace the existing floaty thing with a smaller one.

FAX

[seclark]

Fax lives in a world where beer flows from the faucets and water gets you drunk. ;)

so, what's he do...drink from the bowl, then piss in the bottle?

seems backasswards to me.
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[JohninGpt]

Ah. The old floaty thing problem. You need to replace the existing floaty thing with a smaller one.

FAX
Or you could remove the floaty thing while your 40's are stored there. This would also allow free circulation of fresh water resulting in a continious whirlpool in your toilet.

[seclark]

Ah. The old floaty thing problem. You need to replace the existing floaty thing with a smaller one.

FAX

it's not my floaty thing...and i aint no plumber.
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[ct]

silly penguinz...you can't drink a brick!
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no, but you can sh!t one on occasion

[seclark]

no, but you can sh!t one on occasion
yep...which is why i'm just keeping 1 40 in the tank and not effing w/the floaty thing.
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[ct]

I was just thinking if one were to get boar semen in his hair ,how would they get it out , you know without having to take a full blown shower.

I'm also thinkin I'm glad I'm not a hog farmer. My job ain't so bad after all.

[barry_smilez20]

why do the cornhuskers dissapoint me every year

[FAX]

Perhaps we should consider transferring the 40 ouncers from their traditional packaging to something more space efficient that will not interfere with the floaty thing's proper function?

Like one of those flexible water bottles, for example. That way, the 40 ouncers could be placed near the side of the sh*tter's water tank far away from the troublesome floaty thing. Additional benefits to this solution would include heightened safety and ease of conveyance into the sh*tter area without fear of discovery and the ability to drink portions of the 40 ouncers during the day.

FAX

[Nzoner]

I'm thinking about what I'm going to drink as I'm heading to happy hour at 54th in about 10 minutes to get the weekend started a bit early.

[seclark]

Like one of those flexible water bottles, for example. That way, the 40 ouncers could be placed near the side of the sh*tter's water tank far away from the troublesome floaty thing. Additional benefits to this solution would include heightened safety and ease of conveyance into the sh*tter area without fear of discovery and the ability to drink portions of the 40 ouncers during the day.

FAX
drink at work?

1. sir, i am a professional.
2. that doesn't sound very sanitary
3. the beer will go flat

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[FAX]

Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

FAX

[seclark]

Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

FAX
no-go...i've worked with, and stored 40s in this shitter for 25years.

look...if you want to keep 2 40s in your shitter, go for it. it's a free country.

myself, i'm pretty much a creature of habit. if it works, i keep doing it.
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[penguinz]

You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?

[seclark]

You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?
with and for. yes
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[penguinz]

That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.

[FAX]

My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

FAX

[JohninGpt]

That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.
With a bigger tank.

[seclark]

My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

FAX
it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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[Sanka]

Lets get ready to get drunk and rowdy!

[FAX]

it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

FAX

[seclark]

Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

FAX
go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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[stevieray]

go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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sec for mod.

[FAX]

I'm sure glad we got that 40 ouncer in the sh*tter thing worked out.

Now, I'm thinking about the ideal construct for defining and communicating the nature and essence of consciousness in the post DV Era.

FAX

[Coke Dealer]

Hoping that snorting all this blow won't affect the blood circulation to my penis. I need it tonight.

[barry_smilez20]

my mind is on david bowie and wondering when mr coke is going to stop playing this character

[Halfcan]

Rush..... wait Sex.......no Rush

Yeah Rush........Well......

Rush-final answer.

[barry_smilez20]

why did david bowie not get an oscar for his great work in the labyrinth???

[penguinz]

I feel like shit.

[badgirl]

Getting off work soon and starting my weekend. :clap:

[Sfeihc]

I wish this case of sinusitis would go away........

[plbrdude]

bone, skin, and hair. that is what is on my mind

[luv]

Enough to keep me awake.

[Bob Dole]

Not the membrane. It's pulling away due to dehydration.

[SPchief]

I have to be at work in 6 hours

[luv]

I have to be at work in 6 hours
Sucks to be you.

[penguinz]

mmmmm caramel corn

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Will the begining of the Croyle era bring back Htismaqe?

[FAX]

The bacterial flagellum is a fascinating example of an irreducibly complex system. Some people say that it blows Darwin's theory out of the brackish water.

FAX

[penguinz]

There is a comet in the sky that is visible with the naked eys and it is going to be cloudy tonight. :(

[Megbert]

That if Herm had a pair he woulda had Brodie start the 2nd half

[gblowfish]

Would the Professor kill off the Howells, Gilligan and the Skipper to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to himself?

And which one would he do first?

Or would he try to do both at once...or get them together and watch?

I think I better get back to work now.

[penguinz]

Would the Professor kill off the Howells, Gilligan and the Skipper to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to himself?

And which one would he do first?

Or would he try to do both at once...or get them together and watch?

I think I better get back to work now.I think the professor would have gone after Mrs. Howell.

[FAX]

The professor was a complete tool and utterly disinterested in women. Plus, if he wanted to, he could have made a fully functional and anatomically correct, working robot Ginger out of coconuts and algae stalks.

If anybody was going to go on a killing spree to have Ginger and Mary Ann all to themselves, it would have been the skipper. If ever there was a guy on the verge of snapping, it was him.

FAX

[gblowfish]

I thought if there was anyone who was uninterested in women, it was the Skipper. He seemed a little too close in quarters to Gilligan. NTTAWWT.

[FAX]

It's safe to say that A) The Skipper swung both ways, B) He and the G-man had a special connection, C) Gilligan was a biter.

On other matters, I'm wondering how many midget strippers it would take to bring down a fully grown, angry T-Rex. I'm thinking maybe 200.

FAX

[plbrdude]

It's safe to say that A) The Skipper swung both ways, B) He and the G-man had a special connection, C) Gilligan was a biter.

On other matters, I'm wondering how many midget strippers it would take to bring down a fully grown, angry T-Rex. I'm thinking maybe 200.

FAX


one might think that you have too much time to think mr. fax

[RJ]

I am thinking pork chops.

A) Are the pork chops I removed from the freezer last night thawed enough to use for tonight's dinner?

B) If so, how am I going to prepare these pork chops? I am considering pork chops and spanish rice.

C) If they are not yet thawed.......pizza or chinese food?

[JohninGpt]

Mr. Howell's trophy wife wasn't very attractive.

[barry_smilez20]

vikings, being a man, teeth less strippers and david bowie

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/29/viking-photos_5492.jpg

[FAX]

Speaking of vikings, Mr. barry_smilez20, have you ever seen that movie with the guy who played Zorro where he played an Arab and he and a bunch of other guys went to some other viking king's house where he got laid by a viking chick and saved the viking king and his people from some other guys who lived in a cave down by the river and carved little fat lady statues?

That was a pretty good movie.

FAX

[RJ]

Mr. Howell's trophy wife wasn't very attractive.



No, you probably just saw a bad picture of her. I went to high school with that chick, she's really hot.

[barry_smilez20]

Speaking of vikings, Mr. barry_smilez20, have you ever seen that movie with the guy who played Zorro where he played an Arab and he and a bunch of other guys went to some other viking king's house where he got laid by a viking chick and saved the viking king and his people from some other guys who lived in a cave down by the river and carved little fat lady statues?

That was a pretty good movie.

FAX

no i havent but it sounds like the best movie ever made i must find and watch it

[JohninGpt]

No, you probably just saw a bad picture of her. I went to high school with that chick, she's really hot.
OK, I'll fix it.

Although I'm sure that the actress who portrayed Lovie was extremely hot, the character of Mr. Howell's trophy wife was not very attractive. :thumb:

[RJ]

Speaking of vikings, Mr. barry_smilez20, have you ever seen that movie with the guy who played Zorro where he played an Arab and he and a bunch of other guys went to some other viking king's house where he got laid by a viking chick and saved the viking king and his people from some other guys who lived in a cave down by the river and carved little fat lady statues?

That was a pretty good movie.

FAX



And the Arab guy learned to speak Viking by listening to the Vikings while they sailed around on a boat that didn't look big enough to be in the ocean.

Yes, that was a good movie. I don't recall the name.

[TRR]

I need one ticket to the John Butler Trio in Madison WI for Saturday....Any ideas on how to get one? The concert is now sold out, and EBAY only has two on their going for a ridiculous amount. Craigs List doesn't have any either...

[barry_smilez20]

And the Arab guy learned to speak Viking by listening to the Vikings while they sailed around on a boat that didn't look big enough to be in the ocean.

Yes, that was a good movie. I don't recall the name.

i have to find out the name of this movie it sounds like the most manly movie of all time has anyone in here heard of the book alphabet of manliness

[RJ]

The 13th Warrior.

[barry_smilez20]

The 13th Warrior.

thanks im bout to go rent it

[FAX]

And the Arab guy learned to speak Viking by listening to the Vikings while they sailed around on a boat that didn't look big enough to be in the ocean.

Yes, that was a good movie. I don't recall the name.

The scene where the Arab guy learned the viking language was really well done, I thought, Mr. RJ. Subtle, yet a very effective use of the medium. Plus, it was great that the first thing the Arab guy said in the viking tongue was to insult one of the viking's mothers because vikings love that stuff.

Also, there was a good scene where the vikings were making fun of the Arab guy's small horse. Then, the Arab guy jumped his horse over a bunch of fences and woodpiles and things and, finally, jumped his small horse right over a viking guy while he was mounted on his big horse and sent him right in a mudhole. Damned funny, those vikings.

FAX

[88TG88]

I wonder what its like to have sex on a desk ?

[CHENZ A!]

Speaking of vikings, Mr. barry_smilez20, have you ever seen that movie with the guy who played Zorro where he played an Arab and he and a bunch of other guys went to some other viking king's house where he got laid by a viking chick and saved the viking king and his people from some other guys who lived in a cave down by the river and carved little fat lady statues?

That was a pretty good movie.

FAX

It's called The 13th Warrior. One of my favorite movies. It's based on a book called Eaters of the Dead. It's by the guy who wrote Jurrasic Park I think.

[Bob Dole]

I wonder what its like to have sex on a desk ?

It's over rated. (Other than the "sex" part.)

[CHENZ A!]

I wonder what its like to have sex on a desk ?

depends how tall you are, height of desk, etc. I'm kind of tall, so I'd rather just lay her on the desk while I stand up.

[88TG88]

depends how tall you are, height of desk, etc. I'm kind of tall, so I'd rather just lay her on the desk while I stand up.
Ya, thats probably the best way to go about it. I don't think my desk could support two people making vigorous movements on it.

[FAX]

It's called The 13th Warrior. One of my favorite movies. It's based on a book called Eaters of the Dead. It's by the guy who wrote Jurrasic Park I think.

Yeppeneppie. That's it, Mr. CHENZ A!.

It received terrible reviews, but I really liked it. I particularly liked the head helpful viking guy and his lieutenant viking who started the fight with one of the viking king's guys and pretended to be losing until the very end of the fight when he lopped off the viking king's guy's head demonstrating to all concerned that the viking king's guys should not take the helpful viking guys at face value.

There were a lot of good scenes in that movie, now that I think of it.

FAX

[JohninGpt]

depends how tall you are, height of desk, etc. I'm kind of tall, so I'd rather just lay her on the desk while I stand up.
Just try not to slam your nuggets in the drawer.

[RJ]

The scene where the Arab guy learned the viking language was really well done, I thought, Mr. RJ. Subtle, yet a very effective use of the medium. Plus, it was great that the first thing the Arab guy said in the viking tongue was to insult one of the viking's mothers because vikings love that stuff.

Also, there was a good scene where the vikings were making fun of the Arab guy's small horse. Then, the Arab guy jumped his horse over a bunch of fences and woodpiles and things and, finally, jumped his small horse right over a viking guy while he was mounted on his big horse and sent him right in a mudhole. Damned funny, those vikings.

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Throughout history, Viking humor has been vastly underrated. Little known fact: Jack Benny was full-blooded Viking.

[Chiefs_Mike_Topeka]

Thinking about my son and how much I miss him.

[RJ]

Just try not to slam your nuggets in the drawer.



That's some damn sound advice right there.

[CHENZ A!]

Yeppeneppie. That's it, Mr. CHENZ A!.

It received terrible reviews, but I really liked it. I particularly liked the head helpful viking guy and his lieutenant viking who started the fight with one of the viking king's guys and pretended to be losing until the very end of the fight when he lopped off the viking king's guy's head demonstrating to all concerned that the viking king's guys should not take the helpful viking guys at face value.

There were a lot of good scenes in that movie, now that I think of it.

FAX

that was a good scene, also the one you mentioned before, where the Arab guy learned the Viking language, "My mother was a pure woman, and I at least know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore!" LMAO All the Viking guys were like oh shit son!

[Baby Lee]

How awesome 'The Unit' is tonight.

Empty your pockets. Where's your body bag?


Wholleeee Shit!!

[FAX]

that was a good scene, also the one you mentioned before, where the Arab guy learned the Viking language, "My mother was a pure woman, and I at least know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore!" LMAO All the Viking guys were like oh shit son!

You know, I think I've seen the head helpful viking guy in some other movies and tv shows and stuff but I don't think I've ever seen the lieutenant viking guy in anything else. Ever. It's too bad too, because I thought he did a good job. Maybe he should take up the violin and try and get some work in one of the Las Vegas hotels, or something.

FAX

[Baby Lee]

You know, I think I've seen the head helpful viking guy in some other movies and tv shows and stuff but I don't think I've ever seen the lieutenant viking guy in anything else. Ever. It's too bad too, because I thought he did a good job. Maybe he should take up the violin and try and get some work in one of the Las Vegas hotels, or something.

FAX
Shit, now I feel like an A-hole, after posting my huah moment, chuckling at another edition of Fax and Roeper at the Movies, then seeing CMT's post.

Sorry man, that's gotta stick with you.

[RJ]

Born show folk, those Vikings. Pillaging, looting, singing, the old soft shoe.........

[Bob Dole]

Olaf. Berserker.

[Baby Lee]

Olaf. Berserker.
If not before, it IS NOW!!!
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[Gonzo]

This is all I can think about:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=174468

[JohninGpt]

Born show folk, those Vikings. Pillaging, looting, singing, the old soft shoe.........
With a sense of humor and a bag of jokes second only to the Huns...and maybe the Scythians.

[RJ]

With a sense of humor and a bag of jokes second only to the Huns...and maybe the Scythians.


Those Scythians are a hoot.

I invite them to all my parties but its hell getting them out of the house at the end of the night. Nothing crazier than a drunk Scythian.

[Baby Lee]

Those Scythians are a hoot.

I invite them to all my parties but its hell getting them out of the house at the end of the night. Nothing crazier than a drunk Scythian.
I think the most famous modern Scythian has to be Scythian Ixon from Sex and the City.

[JohninGpt]

Those Scythians are a hoot.

I invite them to all my parties but its hell getting them out of the house at the end of the night. Nothing crazier than a drunk Scythian.
Anyone who does beer bongs out of a human skull and chases it with a shot of whiskey from an ox scrotum can stay as long as long as they like.

[barry_smilez20]

Anyone who does beer bongs out of a human skull and chases it with a shot of whiskey from an ox scrotum can stay as long as long as they like.

that does sound like a man

[FAX]

I've always liked Scythian humor. "Hey! Are Those My Goat Entrails?" and "I Think My Schlong Has Permafrostbite!" are two of my favorite, all time skits.

But, they lost me as a fan with the Three Scythians. I mean, I like physical humor as much as the next guy, but how many times can you watch Larry, Curly, and Momayana cut off each others' ears?

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[RJ]

More classic Scythian humor:

Take my disemboweled, beheaded ram........please.

[FAX]

A medicine man gave a Scythian six months to live. The Scythian couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

FAX

[FAX]

A Scythian was walking along the permafrost one day and noticed a man's hand in his jerkin pocket. The Scythian asked, "What do you want?" and the man replied, "A match". So the Scythian says, "Why didn't you ask me?" and the man said, "I don't talk to strangers."

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[FAX]

So, the medicine man says to the Scythian, "Take your jerkin off and stick your tongue out the hut window". "What will that do?" asks the Scythian. The medicine man says, "I'm mad at the guy in the next hut!"

FAX

[FAX]

So, this Scythian goes to a medicine man. The medicine man says, "You're crazy" The Scythian says, "I want a second opinion!" and the medicine man says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

FAX

[RJ]

Scythian goes to the medicine man, says "Doc, it hurts when I do this". medicine man says, "don't do that".

[Bob Dole]

If not before, it IS NOW!!!
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The universally recognized "old guy" should at least get 4 bonus points for the obscure Clerks reference.

Bob Dole's love is like a rock.

BERSERKER!

[manchambo]

Female buttocks

[blueballs]

bumping t his thread

[KcMizzou]

vagina dentata

*shudder*

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I love Damon Huard.

[ClevelandBronco]

I love Damon Huard.

Sure, but that kind of a condition can't be cured.

Except by BRODIE!

http://www.sportswalkwaterfront.com/images/john_brodiem.jpg

[crazycoffey]

Payroll, and how I don't want to do it.....

[chasedude]

My Server shot craps today. Power outage over the weekend caused a unplanned shutdown and now the server won't boot properly.

I'm pissed!!! I'm running dskchk on the system now to see if I can get this thing to recover. Upon booting the server this morning I got a message about "Active Directory is rebuilding indices" OMG!! I sure hope AD isn't corrupt!

That is what is on my mind right now.