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CoMoChief
11-09-2007, 08:39 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281

Post from Blaze704

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

Buck
11-09-2007, 08:41 PM
Woulda been better if he got scared and stood up while AC Slatering, and shat all over the place.

Hammock Parties
11-09-2007, 08:42 PM
Moron. Do it at your own house.

Buck
11-09-2007, 08:43 PM
Moron. Do it at your own house.

Thats one of those things that when it pops in your mind, you have to do it. Who knows how long its gonna be til you remember it again.

Phobia
11-09-2007, 08:43 PM
Yawn.

StcChief
11-09-2007, 08:44 PM
I think you'll be fine, mom got an eye full.

CoMoChief
11-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Thats one of those things that when it pops in your mind, you have to do it. Who knows how long its gonna be til you remember it again.
Exactly. poor fella.

CoMoChief
11-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Yawn.
Didn't sleep much last night?

Skip Towne
11-09-2007, 08:48 PM
Yeah, you'll die if anyone else finds out so you post it on the internet.

CoMoChief
11-09-2007, 08:49 PM
Yeah, you'll die if anyone else finds out so you post it on the internet.
Ninjas don't die.

SPchief
11-09-2007, 08:56 PM
We haven't had a decent poop thread in a while.

Buck
11-09-2007, 09:00 PM
Damn, I tried to do this, just now while on my laptop.

I ****ed up.

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/a/b/ab29ffc6.jpg

Demonpenz
11-09-2007, 09:00 PM
pic

teedubya
11-09-2007, 09:01 PM
its the "im a Tiger and a Jayhawk fan" Karma. That is what you get, shithead.

HolmeZz
11-09-2007, 09:27 PM
There will be at least a dozen CP members who try this the next time they have to take a shit.

RedDread
11-09-2007, 10:28 PM
Count me in, I have a bathroom with locks that I know how to operate. Watch out!

teedubya
11-09-2007, 11:36 PM
Its how the Japanese go to the bathroom.

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SPchief
11-10-2007, 12:23 AM
There will be at least a dozen CP members who try this the next time they have to take a shit.


I tried it, and it was too much effort. You have to take your pants off.

Smed1065
11-10-2007, 12:27 AM
Moron. Do it at your own house.

Yes and not my moms?

Is yours your own? Did you put a down payment and agreement to that effect?

CoMoChief
11-10-2007, 02:15 PM
its the "im a Tiger and a Jayhawk fan" Karma. That is what you get, shithead.
The story wasn't about me you dumbass.

Bump
11-10-2007, 03:09 PM
thats pretty funny! In Jr high people were always crapping in the urinals, AC Slatering, kinda funny!