Colts vs Chargers

[the Talking Can]

Gonzo in the NBC opener....

watch for the "nut punch" to gain currency....

[Bugeater]

John Madden wastes no time attaching his lips to Peyton's knob.

[blueballs]

[ GO CHARGERS GO ]
the stupid fans have steal ideas

[StcChief]

John Madden wastes no time attaching his lips to Peyton's knob.
Favre already played....so next best thing

[the Talking Can]

wow, Colts without Harrison, Gonzalez, Clark, and Ugoh....that's half their offense

[siberian khatru]

K-State rocks

[Hammock Parties]

7-0 Chargers

[the Talking Can]

Sproles takes kick 83yrds for a TD!

[Bugeater]

LOL Sproles just took the opening kick to the house.

[Hammock Parties]

Chargers: Ya'll don't want this divison? Kay, we'll take it!

[Pablo]

Just more incentive for Peyton to march down the field and crush their defense.

[kstater]

Sproles represents.

[DaFace]

Well, that was quick.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Dolts cheerleaders are pretty hot

[siberian khatru]

The hell with offense, let's just trade kicks.

[blueballs]

CRAP

[Bill Lundberg]

Thorpe just had a better kickoff return than Drummond has had all season

[DaFace]

Is it blasphemy to be rooting for the Chargers in this game?

[the Talking Can]

Is it blasphemy to be rooting for the Chargers in this game?

nah, Manning trumps everything....crush that gay dancing elf's nuts

[siberian khatru]

What the hell, Manning doing some kind of David Byrne move there.

[Bugeater]

Is it blasphemy to be rooting for the Chargers in this game?
Nah, we don't deserve to be in first place.

[blueballs]

that stammer step thing Manning does is the gay

[siberian khatru]

Manning sucks.

Not a wise move by Cromartie.

[DaFace]

Manningception! It's a beautiful thing.

[Deberg_1990]

Is it blasphemy to be rooting for the Chargers in this game?


No, the Bolts need to take charge of this division so we can put our silly playoffs dreams to rest.

[Basileus777]

Is it wrong for me to want the Chargers to win this game? I want to see the Colts go down in flames. I figure the Chargers will win the division anyway.

[DaFace]

Is it wrong for me to want the Chargers to win this game? I want to see the Colts go down in flames. I figure the Chargers will win the division anyway.


RREEPPOOSSTT!!

[kstater]

Why didn't he fair catch that punt?
Good way to get killed.

[Bugeater]

This is our country.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I need more Chicken

[the Talking Can]

wtf???

lmao!

[Basileus777]

Manningception #2!

[siberian khatru]

Manning = Huard

[kstater]

St. Manning with the pick.

[the Talking Can]

Manning is clearly affected by Huard's benching.

[DaFace]

Manning = Huard

Yeah, we should trade Huard for Manning.

[siberian khatru]

Yeah, we should trade Huard for Manning.

And have him sit behind Croyle? I don't see the logic in that.

[blueballs]

Norv Turner scares Peyton

[siberian khatru]

Rivers throws into triple coverage in the end zone

[Basileus777]

Eddie Drummond would have taken that to the house.

[Bugeater]

Some dude I've never heard of just celebrated a tackle like he won the Super Bowl.

[Basileus777]

Some dude I've never heard of just celebrated a tackle like he won the Super Bowl.

I think that was Brandon Siler, former Florida Gator.

[siberian khatru]

Eddie Drummond would have taken that to the house.

I've never heard the 20-yard-line called "the house" before, but I'll defer to your knowledge.



:p

[JBucc]

meltdown

[Basileus777]

What more can go wrong for the colts, I love it.

ROFL

[banyon]

Sproles PWNING Colts

[Bugeater]

LMAO Sproles just did it again...

[kstater]

Sproles represents

[the Talking Can]

what the hell is happening?

the Chargers are playing in fast forward, I swear every time I look up Sproles is sprinting into the end zone...lol

17-0

[donkhater]

Take a look at your future, Eddie. That's you next week.




















I'm sorry, I can't keep a straight face. ROFL :)

[cdcox]

The Mannings are still hungover from the beating the Pats laid on them last week.

[DaFace]

what the hell is happening?

the Chargers are playing in fast forward, I swear every time I look up Sproles is sprinting into the end zone...lol

17-0


Well, not quite. 16-0 :p

[BigRock]

With kick coverage like that, I can see Drummond getting a whole 30 yards on a return next week!

[the Talking Can]

Well, not quite. 16-0 :p

doh..a safety

[the Talking Can]

Manning's line:

3-8 21 yards 2int

[WilliamTheIrish]

Dear Darren,

do you have any college eligibility left? / Ron Prince.

[DaFace]

Manning's line:

3-8 21 yards 2int

6.25 rating. Nice!

[the Talking Can]

the gay elf dance fails!

sack

[DaFace]

Nice little 13 yard sack there.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Manning's line:

3-8 21 yards 2int
Philip Rivers line: 0-3 0 0

LOOKS LIKE BOTH OF THESE TEAMS COULD USE SOME HUARD MAGIC!

[siberian khatru]

Manning meltdown

[DaFace]

ROFL

Manning's melting down!

[siberian khatru]

This is unreal.

[Basileus777]

Since when does Rex Grossman play for the Colts?

[the Talking Can]

WOW

3INTS IN THE 1ST QUARTER FOR MANNING

[NewChief]

ROFL

I know that SD winning will hurt the chiefs and all, but I love watching Manning screw up.

[Easy 6]

The Pats stole Indys heart.

[banyon]

Manning's thrown 3 picks, it must be someone else's fault [/GOATSEDFBHOOTIEKCJOHNNY]

[kcfan82]

Nice work Sproles, now it's time to lose the rest of the way.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Cromartie is owning Manning

[Pablo]

I don't believe this..surely Manning will redeem himself with 600 yards and 9 touchdowns in the final three quarters.

F*ck the Chargers

[chiefsfan987]

Great. Just what the chiefs need. A pi##ed off Indy team going into next week. :(

[BigVE]

3 Int's in the first quarter. Maybe Indy will cut him and we could pick him up? LOL

[DaFace]

ROFL

I know that SD winning will hurt the chiefs and all, but I love watching Manning screw up.

Eh, check the rest of this thread. I think the general consensus is that people are rooting for the Chargers to win this one.

[Blankey]

That looked like an INT

[kstater]

Manning giving Brady the MVP with this performance.

He couldn't have waited one more week to have an off week?

[DaFace]

Whoa...that's an INT. What do you do about that? I think it has to be Indy's ball at the 20.

[siberian khatru]

Translated: We blew the call.

[banyon]

Colts got screwed on the return.

[Hailchief]

A

[dj56dt58]

Bullshit

[chiefsfan987]

wow, Indy just got jobbed.

[Hailchief]

And Huard can start returning kicks for the CHIEFS?

CHIEF

[dirk digler]

Colts got screwed there

[jjjayb]

Ouch. That hurt. Nothing you can do about it either. They'll get at least one gift call in return.

[kstater]

Stoopid challenge.
Obvious INT

[banyon]

Norv trying to coach his way into a Loss.

[Blankey]

Norv is as bad as Herm when it comes to challenges.

[DaFace]

Though they did get screwed, the Chargers would have definitely caught the returner if they hadn't stopped playing because of the whistle. The end result is probably pretty close to what should have happened.

[Basileus777]

Inadvertent whistle?

That was not inadvertent the way it was blown.

Refs will do anything for the Colts.

[unothadeal]

How can they boo that?

[blueballs]

Edwards will get ripped a new asshole the size of the Grand Canyon next week

[Blankey]

How can they boo that?
Yeah they're idiots.

[cdcox]

How can they boo that?

They are Chargers fans.

[the Talking Can]

wow, Colts without Harrison, Gonzalez, Clark, and Ugoh....that's half their offense

in case anyone missed the injury report.....still don't feel sorry for Peyton

[NewChief]

Coaches that desperately use their challenges as some last ditch prayer to salvage a screwup are pathetic.

Similar to Herm today with Huard's fumble.

[kstater]

How can they boo that?

Haven't been fans for very long. Don't have much knowledge of the game.

[Basileus777]

in case anyone missed the injury report.....still don't feel sorry for Peyton

Poor Peyton, how can he play with only one pro-bowl receiver?

[HolmeZz]

Inadvertent whistle?

That was not inadvertent the way it was blown.

Refs will do anything for the Colts.

They just screwed the Colts.

[Basileus777]

They just screwed the Colts.

I said that when I thought they had spotted the ball at the 6. The screwed the Colts when they blew the whistle, but they got it right by putting it at the 20 afterwards.

[siberian khatru]

Manning x 4

[unothadeal]

Oh, My, God.

[Basileus777]

What a play!

[cdcox]

Manning is imploding.

[kcxiv]

WTF is Manning doing out there.

[dirk digler]

Wow. what a INT by Cromartie

[Pierce]

ahahahahhahaahhaha

[JBucc]

BTW, who is this punk ref and what the hell does he think he's doing challenging Ed Hochuli for NFL's fittest referee?


Oh, and Manning sucks.

[dj56dt58]

holy shit

[NewChief]

Damn. That was amazing.

[blueballs]

bump this thread until Manning is benched

[Pablo]

God Manning c'mon..we need you to beat these a-holes so we can lose the division lead outright next week in Indy.

[kcxiv]

We are see'ing Payton Huard out there.

[Pablo]

bump this thread until Manning is benchedHow many INT's would it take for Dungy to bench Manning?

I'm gonna say 8 in the first half and he'd think about it. Actually they'd just hand it off to Addai every down instead of benching their golden boy.

[Hammock Parties]

Norv is gonna blow this game. I can feel it.

[Pierce]

Manning will blame pass protection after the game.

[Pablo]

Damon Rivers could lose this game for them if anyone can.

[the Talking Can]

unreal

[NewChief]

Norv is gonna blow this game. I can feel it.

I hate to say it, but you're probably right. It wouldn't surprise me in the least to see the Colts still cover.

[blueballs]

Norv is gonna blow this game. I can feel it.


TMI

[the Talking Can]

is Neal human or some kind of Lego/robot?

[Pierce]

Manning pacing the sideline, huffing under his breath.

[chiefsfan987]

This game sure is a dud.

[Coach]

Manning will blame pass protection after the game.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Smack/manningsig.jpg

While he's getting used up like a tampon, perhaps now is a good time for him to star in a new tampon commerical?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Smack/manning-1.jpg

[dirk digler]

Thorpe is in and playing well

[blueballs]

Of course all their injuries
will be healed by next week

[Basileus777]

The Chargers ILBs are awful in coverage.

[FAX]

Jeez. Finally.

FAX

[DaFace]

Awww...that's too bad. A Colts shut out would just about make the season for me.

[Skip Towne]

Crappy Thorpe playing for the Mannings?

[FAX]

Umm. Why are we pulling for the Eggos?

FAX

[Pablo]

Just out of curiousity?

Would you all rather the Colts lose because you hate them, or win so we can stay in contention for the AFC West Championship?

I don't like the Colts, but I hope Manning comes out in the second half and throws 5 TD's..just so long as the Bolts lose.

[dirk digler]

Crappy Thorpe playing for the Mannings?

Yep and he is playing pretty well

[Basileus777]

Just out of curiousity?

Would you all rather the Colts lose because you hate them, or win so we can stay in contention for the AFC West Championship?

We just lost to Denver at home, no playoffs for us. I'd rather the Colts lose.

[DaFace]

Just out of curiousity?

Would you all rather the Colts lose because you hate them, or win so we can stay in contention for the AFC West Championship?

Colts lose because I hate them. Even if we were to win the AFCW, there's no way this team would have a prayer in the playoffs with our current O-line.

[Hammock Parties]

The comeback begins.

[chiefsfan987]

Umm. Why are we pulling for the Eggos?

FAX

I'm not.

[Basileus777]

Rivers is horrible...bench him and play Volek.

[Pablo]

Colts lose because I hate them. Even if we were to win the AFCW, there's no way this team would have a prayer in the playoffs with our current O-line.Well, you wouldn't want our QBOTF to have a chance to make a playoff appearance early on in his career? I don't get that.

Presuming we make it to the playoffs, it will only be because we had the best record in this joke division. So I want SD, Denver, and Oakland to lose the rest of their games, regardless of who they play.

[unothadeal]

Colts lose because I hate them. Even if we were to win the AFCW, there's no way this team would have a prayer in the playoffs with our current O-line.
It's too late to shoot for high draft picks. We've gone too far.

[DaFace]

Eh, to each his own. I certainly can't fault anyone for rooting for the Colts in this game, but I've viewed this season as a rebuilding year since the beginning. I'm, frankly, amazed that we've kept "in contention" this long.

[Mecca]

So who would you rather have now....Hali or Cromartie?

[chiefsfan987]

Is it asking too much for a quick TD here followed by another to start the 3rd quarter?

[unothadeal]

Jared Allen might have a big game next week.

[Pablo]

Is it asking too much for a quick TD here followed by another to start the 3rd quarter?No, it's possible. The Bolts will more than likely choke, and Rivers will throw the game away.

[FAX]

Eh, to each his own. I certainly can't fault anyone for rooting for the Colts in this game, but I've viewed this season as a rebuilding year since the beginning. I'm, frankly, amazed that we've kept "in contention" this long.

I'm a firm believer in the value of individuality myself, Mr. DaFace. But, now that Croyle is our quarterback, I look for us to win out, take the division, and win our way deep into the playoffs. Go Mannings!!!

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

So who would you rather have now....Hali or Cromartie?

**** you.

[chiefsfan987]

well that sucked.

[DaFace]

Heh. Why did they throw a play down the middle with no timeouts left?

[Mecca]

**** you.

Hey..everyone gave me shit about that...

Doesn't look like I was wrong now. Hali hasn't been very good this year...

[FAX]

Wow. This isn't the Mannings' day.

FAX

[Wa-Z]

I had 62 points and my opponent had 95...I got Tomlinson and Wayne playing...almost caught up!! :)

[cdcox]

So who would you rather have now....Hali or Cromartie?

LMAO

[Mecca]

LMAO

Had to do it...LOL,

Cromartie has been better this year.

[Basileus777]

Had to do it...LOL,

Cromartie has been better this year.

Maybe after tonight he will overcome Drayton Florence and become a starter.....

He's had a very good year though. I still don't know whats up with Tamba.

[Mecca]

Maybe after tonight he will overcome Drayton Florence and become a starter.....

He's had a very good year though. I still don't know whats up with Tamba.

I think Tamba is Tamba...that was my issue with him. He was pretty polished and maxed out. I doubt he gets much better than he is now.

[Basileus777]

I think Tamba is Tamba...that was my issue with him. He was pretty polished and maxed out. I doubt he gets much better than he is now.

Its true that he doesn't have the greatest upside, he seems to have regressed from last year.

I still don't have a problem that we drafted him instead of Cromartie (if he had been available). Cromartie was a boom/bust prospect, and we needed pass rush badly.

[Megbert]

CrapTho!!

[cdcox]

Andrea Krammer looks like Carmela from the Sopranos.

[Megbert]

Weird how our castoffs look so damn good in Colts white n blue.

[Mecca]

Crap Thorpe once again not good enough for the Chiefs stellar WR corps but can play for the Colts.

[cdcox]

Manningception 5x

[Ultra Peanut]

Holy Christ.

[Basileus777]

#5

Good stuff.

[Mecca]

This is lovely...now the Colts will be pissed and really rape the Chiefs.

[Stinger]

He was pretty polished and maxed out. I doubt he gets much better than he is now.

So Tamba is the USC of the NFL?

[unothadeal]

This is lovely...now the Colts will be pissed and really rape the Chiefs.
My thoughts exactly.

[kcpasco]

Manning has thrown 5 picks

Looks like Huarditis is spreading throughout the league, I just hope Brady catches it also.

[kcpasco]

This is lovely...now the Colts will be pissed and really rape the Chiefs.

No kidding
I be he comes out and breaks the all time single game TD pass record.

[Basileus777]

Peyton Manning has more interceptions tonight than Tom Brady has all season.

[Hammock Parties]

Charger fans seem to think the game is over. Morons.

[Mecca]

Hogans there.

[Basileus777]

Charger fans seem to think the game is over. Morons.

Especially with the legendary (literally) coach Norv Turner at the helm.

[Basileus777]

I don't understand how Reggie Wayne keeps getting open. He is the Colts only receiver that doesn't suck. The Chargers need to double him at all times.

[Basileus777]

This is pathetic. San Diego needs to blitz.

[Hammock Parties]

This is pathetic. San Diego needs to blitz.

Screw that. I want a first place tie!

[Reerun_KC]

score?

[Coach]

score?

23-7, SD.

4th Q.

[Reerun_KC]

23-7, SD.

4th Q.


thanks!

[cdcox]

score?
23 -7 Chargers, but Colts are driving. Beginning of 4th quarter.

[cdcox]

23-13

[cdcox]

23-15

[Hammock Parties]

23-15.

FIRST PLACE TIE HERE WE COME!

[FAX]

Okay, that's more like it. Now for some INTs going the other way.

FAX

[Basileus777]

And the choking begins....

[FAX]

You wonder about going for two in that situation. I guess they feel like they might have to go for two again later?

FAX

[Mecca]

23-15.

FIRST PLACE TIE HERE WE COME!

This is something to be highly proud of.....

[Coach]

This is something to be highly proud of.....

Which I'm not. :shake:

[Basileus777]

You wonder about going for two in that situation. I guess they feel like they might have to go for two again later?

FAX

Converting the 2 there makes it a one possession (8 point) game.

[unothadeal]

His rippling biceps are getting all wet.

[Skip Towne]

It never rains in Southern California..............

[Megbert]

what the hell is up with that Beyonce DirecTV commercial and the gold upgrade in her mouth?

[Megbert]

It never rains in Southern California..............
God is punishing CA for their overuse of Avocado in all their recipes.

[unothadeal]

You just can't stop that spin.

[Basileus777]

This game has Cowboys-Bills redux written all over it.

[kcxiv]

Haha, I love it

[unothadeal]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SPchief]

Wow

[Megbert]

CHOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiefsfan987]

YES!! hahahah

[Pablo]

Told ya Damon Rivers would give the game away.

[morphius]

LMAO!!! Wow

[kcxiv]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, again. I love it

[Blankey]

Hilarious.

[Megbert]

Herm would challenge that shit.

[kcpasco]

HAHAHA

Rivers sucks sweaty ball sack

[SPchief]

Look at the look on Norvs face

[cdcox]

Taste the bile, Norv.

[FAX]

That'll do, pig.

FAX

[the Talking Can]

Manning throws 5 ints and the Norv Turners are still going to blow it....awaesome

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO...man, Norv is helpless.

Indy is gonna win. This division is so bad! ROFL

[Pablo]

Look at the look on Norvs faceYeah, he looks like a guy who can't coach a team stacked with talent.

[morphius]

Nice stuff by the D.

[Megbert]

MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!! MARTY!!!

[SPchief]

I hope somebody got a screencap of Norvs face.

[kcxiv]

I kind of feel for Norv. He's the butt end of everyones jokes. lol

[unothadeal]

This is great. Just great. Great, great, great. This is great.

[Eleazar]

From 14-2 to this. Just add Norv Turner.

[the Talking Can]

Norv will lose his players for good if this falls apart, me thinks...

[kcpasco]

How we gonna stop Freeney?

[Megbert]

Norv has coached half the teams in the AFC West. Both of em raised or lowered the bar on suckitude.

[kcxiv]

How we gonna stop Freeney?We dont, We arent going to win.

[Megbert]

How we gonna stop Freeney?
NUTPUNCH!!!!

[Coach]

How we gonna stop Freeney?
Let Brackenridge play a TE in one snap, and give him the cockpunch treatment.

[cdcox]

How we gonna stop Freeney?

We're not.

[Basileus777]

ROFL at Journey over a picture of Norv Turner's Face.

[Pablo]

How we gonna stop Freeney?
With our amazingly solid offensive line..duh.

[kcpasco]

Nutpunch to Freeney, sounds good

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

How we gonna stop Freeney?

Forget Freeney. Robert Mathis is a matchup nightmare for our RT by committee.

[jjjayb]

I hope somebody got a screencap of Norvs face.

Not much worse than Herm's usual deer in the headlights face.

[cadmonkey]

Are the Chargers trying to hand this game to Indy?

[the Talking Can]

Colts are playing without 2 of 3 starting WRs, their starting TE, their starting LT, and have thrown 5 ints on the road....






...and trail by 2...Norv is a GOD

[kcxiv]

I think they got hosed that was PI.

[kcpasco]

How the hell is that not a flag?

[Pablo]

Dolts are choking this game away.

[jjjayb]

So thats where crap thorpe ended up.

[Basileus777]

Jake Plummer is a comeback king.

[the Talking Can]

Norv looks like John McCain....in Vietnam

[siberian khatru]

Norv just wasted another challenge.

[jjjayb]

Norv just wasted another challenge.

I'm surprised the colts didn't move a little faster to run a play anyways. You never know what the zebras will do if you give them a chance.

[siberian khatru]

I'm surprised the colts didn't move a little faster to run a play anyways. You never know what the zebras will do if you give them a chance.

Yep, I was sitting saying the same thing -- "snap the ball! snap the ball!"

Does Herm coach the Colts, too?

[the Talking Can]

Freeney carted off.....big blow

[jjjayb]

please oh please oh please let Freeney be out next week.

[kcxiv]

Thats how we stop Freeny

[jjjayb]

Thats how we stop Freeny

That or run him over with the team bus.

[Hammock Parties]

Again, it's Robert Mathis we should be concerned about.

[dirk digler]

Thorpe first down

[jjjayb]

Again, it's Robert Mathis we should be concerned about.

Then all you need to do is get them together while I get the bus started.

[kcxiv]

He just dropped it

[siberian khatru]

Interference