what is your definition of a real man?

[barry_smilez20]

i think a great beard is the definition of a man


http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/ptcha06/beards.jpg

[Silock]

404: Great beard not found.

[Thig Lyfe]

This thread is the definition of suck.

[Phobia]

I really need to grow a better beard. My wife likes the traditional 'tee closely trimmed. I like a big shaggy thing you can store a cheeseburger in to eat for a snack later.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

goatee... balding...overweight

[barry_smilez20]

This thread is the definition of suck.

thank you for your support in my thread making skills

[BucEyedPea]

I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.

[barry_smilez20]

I really need to grow a better beard. My wife likes the traditional 'tee closely trimmed. I like a big shaggy thing you can store a cheeseburger in to eat for a snack later.

that would be a nice beard

[Spott]

Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?

[Phobia]

I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.
We've all seen your perspectives. They're generally misguided Pats/Bucs fan.

[barry_smilez20]

I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.

who would ever ask for a womans perspective

[Phobia]

Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?
They are pretty scary, huh?

[Hammock Parties]

Francis Ford Coppola once said if you grow a beard, people will respect you more. It worked for George Lucas - for a while.

[barry_smilez20]

Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?

yes they are the top san marcos sex offenders

[barry_smilez20]

Francis Ford Coppola once said if you grow a beard, people will respect you more. It worked for George Lucas - for a while.

beard=respect ..truer words have never been spoken

[Spott]

They are pretty scary, huh?


Those dudes look like they could be the board of directors for NAMBLA.

[Phobia]

The dude with the flower in his ear looks like he's from Hickory.

[barry_smilez20]

Those dudes look like they could be the board of directors for NAMBLA.

north american marlon brando look alikes?

[Deberg_1990]

goatee... balding...overweight

Chicks dig the beards...

[C-Mac]

What about the beard combover?
http://mortar.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sierra_mist_hair_1.jpg

[barry_smilez20]

Chicks dig the beards...

thats true except for on that asian

[barry_smilez20]

What about the beard combover?
http://mortar.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sierra_mist_hair_1.jpg

that is a man

[JohninGpt]

thats true except for on that asian
And the dude with the Amish thing going, I doubt he gets much.

[barry_smilez20]

And the dude with the Amish thing going, I doubt he gets much.

i bet he gets alot of girls who worship guitar hero

[FAX]

This, of course, is a question that has challenged the thinking of history's greatest minds, Mr. barry_smilez20.

From Vissarion Belinsky to William James, from Hakuin Ekaku to Pavel Florensky, intellectuals from every discipline and era have wrestled with this highly immanent and subjective problem to agree at last that the "Real Man" can be both defined and identified as possessing the following three qualities:

Big pecker. Big bank account. Big tittaws on the babes.

FAX

[Deberg_1990]

I thought the definition of a man was judged by his penis size??

[Hammock Parties]

thats true except for on that asian

If you're asian you gotta go Fu Manchu:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/133/bressyrfumanchuzh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[barry_smilez20]

I thought the definition of a man was judged by his penis size??
so asians cant be men

[barry_smilez20]

This, of course, is a question that has challenged the thinking of history's greatest minds, Mr. barry_smilez20.

From Vissarion Belinsky to William James, from Hakuin Ekaku to Pavel Florensky, intellectuals from every discipline and era have wrestled with this highly immanent and subjective problem to agree at last that the "Real Man" can be both defined and identified as possessing the following three qualities:

Big pecker. Big bank account. Big tittaws on the babes.

FAX
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[barry_smilez20]

malibus a real man

[Tribal Warfare]

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this can only be expressed through song

[barry_smilez20]

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malibu and spartans are men