Coaches vs. Cancer

[HolmeZz]

UConn moves on in the first game. Memphis/Oklahoma coming up. Rooting for the Tigers. They'll spank us, but at least they'll help the SOS in the process. Plus I can't remember ever playing Memphis.

[HolmeZz]

Tigers hang on.

UConn/Memphis tomorrow, 8:30 EST.

[Demonpenz]

it seems like cancer kicks the shit out of coaches every year.

[Ultra Peanut]

Jesus ****ing Christ, how much money did Calhoun give these refs at the 5-minute mark?

Not hard to make a big comeback when it's 8 on 5. This may be the most blatantly lopsided officiating I've ever seen.

"Ooh, Thabeet fell down! Call a foul on Taggart. Ooh, he bounced the ball after the whistle! Call a technical!"

[Ultra Peanut]

Field Goals
Memphis 18-41 (43.9%)
UConn 11-30 (36.7%)

Free Throws
Memphis 1-3 (33.3%)
UConn 18-23 (78.3%)

[HolmeZz]

Memphis'll pull away in the 2nd once Dorsey goes back in. No need to whine, Psi.

[Ultra Peanut]

WHINE? **** off.

We've been in the lane the entire ****ing night, and they don't call anything, yet the refs apparently took it upon themselves to make it a game by deciding to only call fouls on one team tonight.

Was the Taggart T justified? Shit, was the Taggart FOUL justified? Why is Thabeet allowed to slap Rose? Why is CDR called for a charge on a block when UConn is allowed to push off every time they touch the ball?

This is absolute bullshit.

[HolmeZz]

You're way too wound up for the first half of a 1 point game on November 16th that you're likely going to win comfortably.

[Ultra Peanut]

I happen to get angry when I see innocent people get gangraped.

[Ultra Peanut]

HOLY SHIT THEY CALLED A FOUL ON UCONN

[HolmeZz]

Apparently they heard you, UP.

[Reerun_KC]

Holy crap the refs are freaking blind...

[Hammock Parties]

Ultra Peanut is a man deep down inside.

[Ultra Peanut]

Apparently they heard you, UP.Seems that way.

I eagerly await our 23 trips to the stripe in this half!

[HolmeZz]

Dyson just posterized Dorsey.

[HolmeZz]

Thabeet's such a push over. I didn't think it was possible to be 7'3" and a pussy.

[Ultra Peanut]

How was that on Taggart?! Antonio committed that one...

Why haven't they even briefly acknowledged that the dunk they're orgasming over happened because Dorsey wasn't going to risk a foul just to recklessly challenge a two point play? Yeah, nice play, but at that point Dorsey had already begun imitating a no-armed man.

Ultra Peanut is a man deep down inside.butch as ****

[Ultra Peanut]

New career high for Buckets!

Detroit is awesome, if only for Buckets and the MCMGs (cool band name, that). And the similarities: great talkers, great at what they do, hawt...

[HolmeZz]

Thabeet's a waste of space.

[Ultra Peanut]

YOU SHUT UP DORSEY IS AN AWESOME FREE THROW S--damnit.

Thabeet's a waste of space.I have to admit, I laugh every time they mention the possibility of him leaving for the NBA. You can see where he could be a good player, but yikes.

[Ultra Peanut]

Price is outstanding.

After two years, I just realized how much Dozier resembles a baby turtle.

[HolmeZz]

Good game. CDR was too much. That was about the best I could expect.

[HolmeZz]

I have to admit, I laugh every time they mention the possibility of him leaving for the NBA. You can see where he could be a good player, but yikes.

His best asset is his free throw shooting. That should tell you plenty about his game. He's terrible offensively, always out of position defensively, gets pushed around on both ends, and is an awful rebounder for someone his size.

[Ultra Peanut]

UConn is going to be really solid, especially if Thabeet ever puts it together. He's like Earl Barron and Duane Erwin's terrified offspring out there.

Hey, what the hell happened to Reno 911!'s theme song, anyways?

[Ultra Peanut]

Also, I miss Timmy Chang.

Inoki Funaki... INDEED!

[evolve27]

I thought this thread was about Herm vs. LJ.

[HolmeZz]

(slightly before) Midnight Snack from the Wac.

[HolmeZz]

I thought this thread was about Herm vs. LJ.

hi-yoooooooooooo

[Ultra Peanut]

(slightly before) Midnight Snack from the Wac.Those EAST COAST ASSHOLES are screwing us again!

[Ultra Peanut]

ROOOOOOCK BAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[KevB]

Dyson just posterized Dorsey.

Just wanted to make the point that late in the game, when it was pretty much decided (and Dorsey didn't care if he committed a foul), Dyson tried to throw down on him again. Dorsey absolutely put the ball right back in his face. I enjoyed it.

[HolmeZz]

Just wanted to make the point that late in the game, when it was pretty much decided (and Dorsey didn't care if he committed a foul), Dyson tried to throw down on him again. Dorsey absolutely put the ball right back in his face. I enjoyed it.

Yup, great block.

[Ultra Peanut]

Just wanted to make the point that late in the game, when it was pretty much decided (and Dorsey didn't care if he committed a foul), Dyson tried to throw down on him again. Dorsey absolutely put the ball right back in his face. I enjoyed it.That was disgustingly awesome. Dorsey is a manbeast.

[KevB]

I'm wondering if there's a better three man "core" than CDR, Rose and Dorsey. Those three will dominant their positions throughout the year. The rest of the team is very good as well, but being able to lean on those three in a tight game is huge.

[Ultra Peanut]

The comforting thing is that Kemp, Allen, and Anderson have really been struggling with their shots so far. There's really nowhere for those three to go but up.