Woman 'Too Sexy' For Southwest Airlines Poses For Playboy

[Donger]

DALLAS -- A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy's Web site.

Kyla Ebbert appears in a series of pictures -- some in lingerie, some nude -- under the heading, "Legs in the Air."

"They're very tastefully done," Ebbert told The Associated Press on Thursday. "I don't see anything wrong with the female body."

Playboy contacted Ebbert's attorney to pitch the idea of posing. After "a little bit of talking" to convince her mother, Ebbert agreed. She said her boyfriend supported her decision, but "the most hesitant one was my dad."

On its Web site, Playboy says Ebbert "was too sexy for Southwest Airlines, but she's perfect for Playboy."

Ebbert said she was paid "less than six figures" to pose, but wouldn't give the specific amount.

A Southwest Airlines Co. employee pulled Ebbert off a flight this summer and forced her to adjust her outfit of a tank top, sweater and miniskirt before getting back on the plane.

Ebbert ripped the airline in appearances on NBC's "The Today Show" and "The Dr. Phil Show," during which she wore the outfit. Southwest officials said they don't have a dress code but don't want customers' attire to offend other passengers.

Ebbert said she was offended that Southwest tried to turn the dustup to its advantage by promoting a fare sale in honor of miniskirts. Southwest apologized to Ebbert, but she said she found the double-entendre-laced message unacceptable.

"They used my name in an ad campaign without asking permission," she said. "I thought I'd been slapped in the face."

Told of Ebbert's spread on the Playboy Web site, Southwest spokeswoman Beth Harbin said, "We wish her all the best."

Ebbert worked at a Hooters in San Diego but said wants to become an attorney, and doesn't think posing nude should get in the way of her professional aspirations.

"This was beautiful and classy. I don't see why it would affect a professional position," she said. "I'd do it again in a heartbeat."

[Pushead2]

worthless without pics.

[teedubya]

LAZ... get to work.

[chasedude]

I couldn't locate any of the nude stuff...

She was a Hooter's Girl!!

[tomahawk kid]

Shocking........

[Amnorix]

Well, these articles have some pics, but nothing naughty.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272617261.shtml

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272615949.shtml

[Stinger]

The offending outfit she wore on the plane

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/braun/images/070910kyla_ebbert.jpg

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070905/images/braun220.jpg

[Amnorix]

ah, better. Lingerie. NSFW

I had a bit of trouble loading. Had to hit refresh once or twice.

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/kyla-ebbert-01.html

[Pushead2]

face is busted.

[MIAdragon]

not bad

[Phobia]

ah, better. Lingerie. NSFW

I had a bit of trouble loading. Had to hit refresh once or twice.

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/kyla-ebbert-01.html
Ah, the gameday Chiefsplanet server at work.

[Sure-Oz]

she will be pr0n star soon

[QuikSsurfer]

Who's looking at her face?

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/imx/kyla-ebbert-01.jpg

[Fish]

She could taxi on my tarmac....

[Delano]

Fake blond hair, fake boobs, weird face, ugly tattoo in a slutty spot.

She does have a nice abdomen though.

[Mr. Plow]

Where is Laz when you need him?

[Delano]

Where is Laz when you need him?

He posts the pictures and the Planet goes in to full Playboy bash mode. Ya know, the comments about airbrushing and fake asses and all that.

This girl is stripper material, and that's about it.

[Valiant]

Nice to see the normal 'I am married/dating a 10' and that girl is fugly comments again..

[Reerun_KC]

He posts the pictures and the Planet goes in to full Playboy bash mode. Ya know, the comments about airbrushing and fake asses and all that.

This girl is stripper material, and that's about it.

yeah but you would hit it and hit it hard, wouldnt you?

You would be all over it like a fat kid on cake...

[Sure-Oz]

yeah but you would hit it and hit it hard, wouldnt you?

You would be all over it like a fat kid on cake...
any straight guy with a penis would be

[Reerun_KC]

Nice to see the normal 'I am married/dating a 10' and that girl is fugly comments again..

I think she is doable...

[Reerun_KC]

any straight guy with a penis would be
Delano?

[teedubya]

man, their site has MUCH lag. It sucks. You figure HEF would have a better server than Chiefsplanet. I guess not.

[Jilly]

Who's looking at her face?

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/imx/kyla-ebbert-01.jpg

that collar is freaking sexy

[Delano]

I'd put a few dollars in her g-string.

I would not pay for a lap dance.

[Eleazar]

Fake blond hair, fake boobs, weird face, ugly tattoo in a slutty spot.

She does have a nice abdomen though.

Yeah, she is above average. But you see hotter women than this 20 times a day if you leave the house.

Her mother must be proud of that 2-inch skirt...

[Reerun_KC]

I'd put a few dollars in her g-string.

I would not pay for a lap dance.


yeah and if you had the chance, you would HIHIH and you know it....

[Donger]

Who's looking at her face?

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/imx/kyla-ebbert-01.jpg

Is that a penis in the shot on the right?

[Reerun_KC]

Yeah, she is above average. But you see hotter women than this 20 times a day if you leave the house.

Her mother must be proud of that 2-inch skirt...


dont disagree with you there...

[Jilly]

Is that a penis in the shot on the right?

yikes, it looks like it

[Skip Towne]

The offending outfit she wore on the plane

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/braun/images/070910kyla_ebbert.jpg

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070905/images/braun220.jpg
I'm highly offended by her outfit. Yes I am.

[JohninGpt]

I'm highly offended by her outfit. Yes I am.
Me too. It should be removed.

[Demonpenz]

she looks like someone frazod would mistake for a woman

[HemiEd]

she looks like someone frazod would mistake for a woman

Several of us might make the same assumption. ROFL












This time. ;)

[Rain Man]

I already saw her underwear when she was on the Today Show complaining that her outfit was fine.

She's about six months from swinging on a pole.

[Silock]

Butterface.

[sedated]

Faces don't matter much in the dark

[JohninGpt]

...She's about six months from swinging on a pole.
She could be much closer than that to sitting on one.

[BigMeatballDave]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ipZDG6__Zfc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ipZDG6__Zfc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[dtebbe]

Who's looking at her face?

http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/imx/kyla-ebbert-01.jpg


http://stopwatches.com/pix/hitittwice.jpg

[Donger]

Oh, Southwest... you've come so far...

<embed src="http://www.southwest.com/multimedia/hotpants.mpg" height="260" width="325" autostart="false"></embed>

The scary thing is that plane is still in service.

[JohninGpt]

The scary thing is that plane is still in service.
And so are the Stews.

[wazu]

That outfit is pretty tame. Really tame by today's standards. Sounds like her only crime was looking good in it.

[Donger]

And so are the Stews.

ROFL

They are 'flight attendants' now. Or, as I call them, 'waitress in a really sh*tty restaurant.'

They like that.

[JohninGpt]

ROFL

They are 'flight attendants' now. Or, as I call them, 'waitress in a really sh*tty restaurant.'

They like that.
They are now, but the ones in that video were either Stews or flying hookers, either of which I would prefer to a "flight attendant", especially the flying hookers.
A flying lesbian stripper would be even better.

[Donger]

They are now, but the ones in that video were either Stews or flying hookers, either of which I would prefer to a "flight attendant", especially the flying hookers.
A flying lesbian stripper would be even better.

I know most of the flight attendants on the airline I fly, so calling them 'flying hooker' would probably get my a$$ kicked.

[JohninGpt]

I know most of the flight attendants on the airline I fly, so calling them 'flying hooker' would probably get my a$$ kicked.
I'm not calling them that, that's what I would prefer. The girls in Endelts video are from the days when the "stews" were there to look good and get you a drink. :D

[Skyy God]

Ah, those must have been the days....

[teedubya]

I checked with my penis, and apparently, he doesn't care about the face.

[teedubya]

You know, Pittsie, that would have been my retort, if I were her.

In fact, the more I think of it, she was probably sitting with her legs all spread. At least that is what I envision when I recreate the story in my mind... I'm a pilot, and she comes to the cockpit... wearing that short skirt...

nevermind.

[ChiefsFire]

Faces don't matter when they are buried in a pillow with her butt in the air.

[Bump]

great body! not a brown bagger, but the face isn't playboy material if you ask me.

[Sure-Oz]

I checked with my penis, and apparently, he doesn't care about the face.
as one of my friends used to say in high school "Pussy has no face"

['Hamas' Jenkins]

She doesn't rate on my finger scale, but I'd definitely throw a shot into her.

[GarySpFc]

But you see hotter women than this 20 times a day if you leave the house.

Only 20? Go to Russia and you'll see hotter women than that all day long. They have more smoking hot women than any place I have ever seen, and all the men I know who have been there agree.

[Frazod]

she looks like someone frazod would mistake for a woman

Ow.

nlm

[JohninGpt]

NSFW:
http://www.buck1690.com/Kyla-Ebbert/
My god, if she pokes herself with anything sharper than a q-tip them things are going to explode all over the place!

[JohninGpt]

she's probably been poked many many times.
Nah, she only dresses like a slut, she's actually pure as the driven slush.

[Hammock Parties]

Playboy's standards have fallen. Jesus she's ugly.

[Skip Towne]

Playboy's standards have fallen. Jesus she's ugly.
Ah, such a discerning eye. Especially by one who is universally rejected by the female of the species.

[Skip Towne]

Ah, such a discerning eye. Especially by one who is universally rejected by the female of the species.
Oh, that wasn't a very nice thing to say. I'm sorry.

[Hammock Parties]

Hey, she's ugly. I'd hit it, but I'm embarrassed for playboy. Her nipples are a wreck, too.

[Simply Red]

Is that a penis in the shot on the right?
ROFL

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Nice from afar but far from nice.

[Mecca]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than guys she'd never give the time of day too calling her ugly and busted.

[RJ]

So then its decided. If Kyla Ebbert wants to get laid this would be the wrong place to look. Move it along, tramp, we have higher standards here.

[JohninGpt]

So then its decided. If Kyla Ebbert wants to get laid this would be the wrong place to look. Move it along, tramp, we have higher standards here.
Don't get me wrong, if the opportunity arose (which it won't), I'd poker, but I think she could back off 10 or 12 psi and still be large enough without screaming "out of proportion boob job!".

[RJ]

Don't get me wrong, if the opportunity arose (which it won't), I'd poker, but I think she could back off 10 or 12 psi and still be large enough without screaming "out of proportion boob job!".



Give the girl credit, she is dedicated to her craft. if you're gonna look like a stripper, then look like a stripper.

She is fortunate. Some people never find their true calling and few do at such a young age.

[Kerberos]

Her nipples are a wreck, too.


WTF are you talking about? There ain't NOTH'N wrong with them nips.

You sure are a picky bastard for someone that hasn't had a nipple in his mouth since you last breast fed.

:shake:

Hopefully it hasn't been in the last 20+ years?

[Deberg_1990]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than guys she'd never give the time of day too calling her ugly and busted.

Agreed. Guys on this boad act as if they are pulling down stuff better than her every nite.

ROFL

[Stewie]

She's 23? Apparently she's lived a tough life.

[boogblaster]

At my age any biotch 23 looks damn good ....

[teedubya]

Id hit it.