Touchdown, Jared Allen! [Archive]

Hammock Parties

12-03-2007, 03:28 PM

And other assorted pictures...

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JBucc

12-03-2007, 03:30 PM

We have our TE of the future. You've all seen the mad hops the guy has when swatting the ball down at the line. He can be the first pro bowler on offense and defense in the same year. (In recent times anyway. That may have happened back when players playing two positions was common, I'm not sure.)

JBucc

12-03-2007, 03:32 PM

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4816/36219475wq8.jpg
"Now listen son, if you ever wanna see these shriveled up balls again you best stay away from John with your roids, okkkaaaayyy?"

luv

12-03-2007, 03:33 PM

I didn't think I could fall further in love. :sigh:

BigMeatballDave

12-03-2007, 03:34 PM

Can Carl LMAO

bkkcoh

12-03-2007, 03:50 PM

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4816/36219475wq8.jpg
"Now listen son, if you ever wanna see these shriveled up balls again you best stay away from John with your roids, okkkaaaayyy?"

Where is Herm's hand, did he become a doctor in his spare time???

morphius

12-03-2007, 03:52 PM

Arrowhead, home of the empty red chair... wow.

Rooster

12-03-2007, 03:54 PM

Can Carl LMAO

I liked that one too with the empty seats all around. That picture should be on the front of the game day program against the Titans.

percysnow

12-03-2007, 04:16 PM

i told u were my bitch and would up the pics for me. . thanks biatch

Halfcan

12-03-2007, 05:09 PM

I didn't think I could fall further in love. :sigh:

That was a pretty good pic of Herm. ;)

Hammock Parties

12-03-2007, 05:14 PM

Speaking of Allen, does anyone remember which game it was where the showed Allen's Cadillac with the horns? If I remember he was all dressed up in a suit and Cowboy hat, too.

morphius

12-03-2007, 05:16 PM

i told u were my bitch and would up the pics for me. . thanks biatch
You were saying?

luv

12-03-2007, 05:32 PM

You were saying?
You are a cruel, cruel man.

DaFace

12-03-2007, 05:34 PM

You were saying?

Well done, sir. Well done.

I've always wondered, though. If a person undergoes a forced name change, but doesn't know their new name and doesn't have their computer set to auto-log on, will they just not be able to log in? Or are they somehow notified that their name has been changed?

percysnow

12-03-2007, 05:39 PM

i noticed it. . i think it's funny. . he couldnt outwit me . .so he first takes away my thread starting ability then changes my name .. All because he's mad at the world because he's really fat and looks like Shrek and because he post 55 thousand times on a site where everyone hates him. . and he takes his entire day and life to post pics and videos for me and others that hate him .. its funny to me. .

DaFace

12-03-2007, 05:46 PM

Hammock Parties

12-03-2007, 05:52 PM

LOL...

luv

12-03-2007, 05:55 PM

morphius

12-03-2007, 06:01 PM

Well done, sir. Well done.

I've always wondered, though. If a person undergoes a forced name change, but doesn't know their new name and doesn't have their computer set to auto-log on, will they just not be able to log in? Or are they somehow notified that their name has been changed?
I think they may be hosed, but they can always send an email to a mod...

BigRock

12-03-2007, 06:04 PM

Speaking of Allen, does anyone remember which game it was where the showed Allen's Cadillac with the horns? If I remember he was all dressed up in a suit and Cowboy hat, too.
I think it was the season opener from last year.

Should that not be the case, though, you could photoshop Jared's face onto JBL.

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Bump

12-03-2007, 06:23 PM

I love JA, we need to resign him to a 10 yr $100 mil contract! that may be over the top but we need to lock him up!

percysnow

12-03-2007, 06:42 PM

You do realize that GoChiefs doesn't have the ability to do any of those things, right? He's not a mod.

he's still quite fat and disturbingly ugly. .

Hammock Parties

12-03-2007, 06:44 PM

he's still quite fat and disturbingly ugly. .

But I'm nobody's bitch.

percysnow

12-03-2007, 06:56 PM

But I'm nobody's bitch.

ur my bitch. . i told u to up me some pics and u did. . ur my bitch. . i really wanted thos Jared Allen pics too. . thanks bitch

its nice knowing that i dont have to scour the internet for pics. . my bitch boy will spend his entire life upping them for me. .while he pounds a bag of cheetos and washes it down with a large pepsi ..

luv

12-03-2007, 07:02 PM

ur my bitch. . i told u to up me some pics and u did. . ur my bitch. . i really wanted thos Jared Allen pics too. . thanks bitch

its nice knowing that i dont have to scour the internet for pics. . my bitch boy will spend his entire life upping them for me. .while he pounds a bag of cheetos and washes it down with a large pepsi ..
I do believe he's been posting pictures longer than you've been here. Just sayin'....

morphius

12-03-2007, 07:09 PM

ur my bitch. . i told u to up me some pics and u did. . ur my bitch. . i really wanted thos Jared Allen pics too. . thanks bitch

its nice knowing that i dont have to scour the internet for pics. . my bitch boy will spend his entire life upping them for me. .while he pounds a bag of cheetos and washes it down with a large pepsi ..
I don't know, who is the bitch when one has to beg for pictures and the other one can actually come up with the goods. Looks more like you are his crack whore on your knees every week...

percysnow

12-03-2007, 07:15 PM

I don't know, who is the bitch when one has to beg for pictures and the other one can actually come up with the goods. Looks more like you are his crack whore on your knees every week...

i didnt beg. . i demanded he post them. . and from the way ur kissing his ass u might be the bitch. .its cute how u run to his defense. . the two guys with no lives outside an internet message board how did we not see this relationship forming. .

Bump

12-03-2007, 07:15 PM

let's start the "Give #69 $69 million" campaign!

percysnow

12-03-2007, 07:21 PM

I do believe he's been posting pictures longer than you've been here. Just sayin'....

since when were woman allowed to express free thought?. . next thing u know ull want to vote. . just saying

morphius

12-03-2007, 07:25 PM

i didnt beg. . i demanded he post them. . and from the way ur kissing his ass u might be the bitch. .its cute how u run to his defense. . the two guys with no lives outside an internet message board how did we not see this relationship forming. .
Isn't that part of the Crack Whore reply string, beg, demand, beg, thank, etc, etc, etc...

percysnow

12-03-2007, 07:39 PM

Isn't that part of the Crack Whore reply string, beg, demand, beg, thank, etc, etc, etc...

u seem to know alot about being a crack whore. .

morphius

12-03-2007, 07:48 PM

u seem to know alot about being a crack whore. .
and you seem to like guys being your bitch. Now post again somewhere my pretty...

percysnow

12-03-2007, 07:56 PM

good one. . u really need a life. .lol

morphius

12-03-2007, 08:01 PM

good one. . u really need a life. .lol
pot, meet kettle...

JohninGpt

12-03-2007, 08:02 PM

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My new background. Thanks GC.

the Talking Can

12-03-2007, 08:11 PM

in the 2nd photo, Allen is looking at someone in the 10th row with a big cold beer..."mmmmmm, beer..."

chagrin

12-03-2007, 08:16 PM

fantastic pictures - that JA play was cool and we totally need to keep him around. Good lord, if he goes, well that's really going to suck

Hammock Parties

12-03-2007, 09:11 PM

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percysnow

12-03-2007, 09:12 PM

thanks for the gif my bitch

Hammock Parties

12-03-2007, 09:13 PM

thanks for the gif my bitch

Give it a rest. All you are doing is making more enemies.

BigRedChief

12-04-2007, 01:34 PM

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Herm doesn't look like he was kidding around in that pic. Wonder what happened?

Hammock Parties

12-04-2007, 01:36 PM

Herm doesn't look like he was kidding around in that pic. Wonder what happened?

Probably his normal bullshit about telling people how awesome they are and to go and play well.

go bo

12-04-2007, 02:03 PM

I think they may be hosed, but they can always send an email to a mod...who was this turkey before his name got changed?

FAX

12-04-2007, 02:13 PM

JA is now leading the league in sacks with 11.5. I think that, if he gets four more, he moves into the 3rd all time in Chiefs sacks per season. Behind DT and Neil. Not bad considering he missed two games and plays offense, too.

FAX

FAX

12-04-2007, 02:33 PM

810 making a big deal out of Herm's press conference today. Herm told the story about why JA was drafted (as a long-snapper), Carl jumped in and said, "Now, Herm you weren't here." and Herm said, "Well, this is what Jared told me and I'll take his word for it."

The guys at 810 are saying Herm dissed Carl, Carl is on his way out, and the guys in the FO know Carl is leaving and don't give a crap what Carl thinks any more.

FAX

morphius

12-04-2007, 02:35 PM

who was this turkey before his name got changed?
percysnow...

Hammock Parties

12-04-2007, 02:37 PM

The guys at 810 are saying Herm dissed Carl, Carl is on his way out, and the guys in the FO know Carl is leaving and don't give a crap what Carl thinks any more.

FAX

That's how I am sort of reading things at the moment.

Carl has been pretty pissy lately, too. Old tigers, sensing the end are at their fiercest, Mr. FAX.

FAX

12-04-2007, 02:41 PM

That's how I am sort of reading things at the moment.

Carl has been pretty pissy lately, too. Old tigers, sensing the end are at their fiercest, Mr. FAX.

True. Nasty buggers. I also hold a theory that Carl's request for additional security is a ploy to remind the Hunts that he has been taking the heat for them.

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his employer.

FAX