Shattering GOATSE's illusion...

[Braincase]

Might want to dig a little deeper before you decide who your dream girl is...

Link... (http://www.carrieunderwoodonline.com/discography.html)

Carrie Underwood started singing in public when she was a small child and made her first studio recording at age 13. Carrie has peformed many festivals in a few states, trying to get her record career started. She grew up in Checotah, Oklahoma and has 2 siblings, Shanna and Stephanie.

Carrie performed at numerous festivals and various other shows in Texas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, & Tennessee and has been the opening act for "Diamond Rio", "The Wilkinson's", "Exile", " "Gene Watson," Billy Hoffman" and "Earl Thomas Conley". She is a member of First Freewill Baptist Church and yes she sings in the choir.


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You know a good Baptist girl would never give a boy with your religious perspective a second thought. Time to dream another dream, this dream is over...

[BigRedChief]

Might want to dig a little deeper before you decide who your dream girl is...

Link... (http://www.carrieunderwoodonline.com/discography.html)

Carrie Underwood started singing in public when she was a small child and made her first studio recording at age 13. Carrie has peformed many festivals in a few states, trying to get her record career started. She grew up in Checotah, Oklahoma and has 2 siblings, Shanna and Stephanie.

Carrie performed at numerous festivals and various other shows in Texas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, & Tennessee and has been the opening act for "Diamond Rio", "The Wilkinson's", "Exile", " "Gene Watson," Billy Hoffman" and "Earl Thomas Conley". She is a member of First Freewill Baptist Church and yes she sings in the choir.


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You know a good Baptist girl would never give a boy with your religious perspective a second thought. Time to dream another dream, this dream is over...
He's still pissed off that I got to have lunch with her and didn't even know who she was until right before lunch.

[HMc]

would probly take it up the ass before marriage though


which would be right up GC's alley

[Kylo Ren]

She is a member of First Freewill Baptist Church and yes she sings in the choir.

What's wrong with that?

[Bwana]

She is a member of First Freewill Baptist Church and yes she sings in the choir.

What's wrong with that?

LMAO

I don't have the energy, does someone want to explain it to our boy GF?

[BigRedChief]

She is a member of First Freewill Baptist Church and yes she sings in the choir.

What's wrong with that?
It means the chances of him poking her in the butt have went down dramtically.

[Skip Towne]

She is a member of First Freewill Baptist Church and yes she sings in the choir.

What's wrong with that?
She's a church goer and Goatse is a Atheist/Agnostic/Dumbass

[Sure-Oz]

I think he'd still hit it regardless if she loves church, he'd likely marry her anyway and use the force

[Reerun_KC]

I think he'd still hit it regardless if she loves church, he'd likely marry her anyway and use the force
Hell I would HIHIH without a question!

[Phobia]

I think he'd still hit it regardless if she loves church, he'd likely marry her anyway and use the force
He would definitely need force. I'm guessing there'd be half a dozen burly security men on him the moment he began courting her by driving around the block.

[Reerun_KC]

He would definitely need force. I'm guessing there'd be half a dozen burly security men on him the moment he began courting her by driving around the block.
GoChiefs does resemble a stalker!

That is priceless....

[siberian khatru]

She's a church goer and Goatse is a Atheist/Agnostic/Dumbass

If you're giving us a choice, I'll go with Dumbass.

[Hammock Parties]

I'd convert just for her.

BTW, I'm not atheist.

[a1na2]

If you're giving us a choice, I'll go with Dumbass.

I think they are all inclusive with dumbass being the lead term.

[Braincase]

I'd convert just for her.

BTW, I'm not atheist.

You sure as hell aren't Baptist.

[Hammock Parties]

You sure as hell aren't Baptist.

I can put on a good face...

[Kerberos]

I can put on a good face...


Can I GET AN AMEN???

[DaKCMan AP]

I can put on a good face...

There's nothing good about your face.

[Skip Towne]

I can put on a good face...
I'm sure you are just what she is looking for.

[BWillie]

I must of missed it, but what does religion have to do with wanting to bang another woman? I could care less what religion another person was. Why would it matter either way?

[Gonzo]

I can put on a good face...

Happy Holidays GoChiefs....

I am going to leave this one alone, just for you. :)

[Hammock Parties]

Hey, at least she's not Catholic.

[vailpass]

Hey, at least she's not Catholic.

Yeah I hate Catholic girls...

[gblowfish]

I'd convert just for her.

BTW, I'm not atheist.

Reminds me of an old country song...

"I'll sit and church and hold yer haaaaand...
I'm gonna give up Heifer F*ckin....
I'm gonna buy me a suit from the Sears Catalog....
Hot Dog!"