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Hammock Parties
12-04-2007, 11:37 AM
"Damon with his nose so bright! Won't you sack his ass tonight?"

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Rain Man
12-04-2007, 11:38 AM
"I am the ghost of Kurt Warner past....or is it Damon Huard future?"

Gonzo
12-04-2007, 11:39 AM
They told me to pack my shit and go ring a bell in front of the Costco...

Braincase
12-04-2007, 11:42 AM
OK, Damon, last time we're telling you this...
Ben-Gay is an analgesic ointment, not an anal-gesic lubricant...

siberian khatru
12-04-2007, 11:42 AM
Behold, Chiefs fans, I bring you good tidings of great joy. Oh, uh, and a 4-12 season.

Redrum_69
12-04-2007, 11:44 AM
"WE PLAY TO SACK THE GROCERIES"

DMAC
12-04-2007, 11:45 AM
So that is what a step down from Gutter Pro looks like.

Redrum_69
12-04-2007, 11:46 AM
"See...I have this whole thing figured out. Kurt Warner was working at a grocery store before having success in the NFL....."

Chief Pote
12-04-2007, 11:46 AM
"Hey boss I got you some more groceries. Can I play just one more game?"

kepp
12-04-2007, 11:49 AM
"Somebody take this bag! I'm about to fum...er...drop it."

chagrin
12-04-2007, 11:51 AM
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"Hi, I'm Damon Huard - I just flew in from Hootie's house and boy is my asshole tired"

Kclee
12-04-2007, 12:08 PM
For the first time in decades, Santa is listed as Questionable for Christmas this year. Back up Damon Huard is set to take the reins.

OnTheWarpath15
12-04-2007, 12:10 PM
Behold, Chiefs fans, I bring you good tidings of great joy. Oh, uh, and a 4-12 season.


LMAO

thehead
12-04-2007, 12:11 PM
Hootie hey Goatsex( GOATSE ) I am home!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wile_E_Coyote
12-04-2007, 12:30 PM
Aluminum foil, generic pullups & saltines. Looks like Hooties in for a Merry Christmas

El Jefe
12-04-2007, 12:37 PM
He's such a pork chop.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-04-2007, 12:43 PM
"Brodie is soaking in the whirlpool. So I came over to help trim your tree."

talastan
12-04-2007, 12:43 PM
Damon Huard - The Sack Master. Guaranteed to produce a full sack or lie down in the fetal position. (Hey maybe that's how Hootie got it on, pretended to be a Defensive Lineman and forced Huard to fall down. ) :hump:

gblowfish
12-04-2007, 12:50 PM
"Nice to see something other than ME being sacked for a change!"

talastan
12-04-2007, 12:57 PM
"Damon Huard of the Kansas City Chiefs here to tell you of the wonders and ecological benefits of paper sacks. And trust me folks, I know a good sack when I take, I mean, see one."

Iowanian
12-04-2007, 12:58 PM
"stop global pollution, ask for paper, and wear it on your head when I'm starting"

damaticous
12-04-2007, 01:02 PM
"I used to have Balls in my bag! humph! No balls!"

"No Balls! I thought I had balls in my sack!"

DMAC
12-04-2007, 01:06 PM
He had to take the diapers out because it made the bag too heavy.

Iowanian
12-04-2007, 01:14 PM
Lets light this bag of shit on fire, put it on Clark Hunt's front step and call it our future under Carl Peterson!

DMAC
12-04-2007, 01:25 PM
Now wait a second, let's look at this picture for a moment.

I think the Chiefs team is trying to tell us something, we have:

Huard, Quarterback: "Leader"

holding a sack: "Team"

What did he take away from the "team"? DIAPERS.

It's true, they all hate LJ.

Chief Chief
12-04-2007, 01:28 PM
"Watch this! Goatse will immediately show up when I call out 'HO! HO! HO!'."

Demonpenz
12-04-2007, 01:28 PM
Giving the defense presents since birth

The Red Sea
12-04-2007, 02:18 PM
"If I keep feeding the O line this much they'll be so big there will be no room for the defenders to get within 10 feet of me & more important no reason for my patented fetal position move!"

HemiEd
12-04-2007, 02:25 PM
For the first time in decades, Santa is listed as Questionable for Christmas this year. Back up Damon Huard is set to take the reins.
:thumb:

kepp
12-04-2007, 02:27 PM
"LJ doesn't like his items mixed in with the other guys'."

talastan
12-04-2007, 02:35 PM
For the first time in decades, Santa is listed as Questionable for Christmas this year. Back up Damon Huard is set to take the reins.
"This just in.....Santa Backup Damon Huard is listed as injured after putting the wrong toys in the wrong stockings. When asked what had happened he rubbed his right arm in pain and said he was busy avoiding the family dog rushing at him by dropping to the floor."

siberian khatru
12-04-2007, 02:39 PM
It's true, they all hate LJ.

No, just 80%.

The Red Sea
12-04-2007, 02:45 PM
"This just in.... back up Santa Damon Huard took a pit stop to the land of misfits he felt secure there not intimidated & decided to stay"

More news to come when its available

DJJasonp
12-04-2007, 02:45 PM
In a last ditch effort to save his job, Carl Peterson instills the "home delivery of groceries by a chiefs player" plan to entice season ticket sales.

The better the seat, the better the player shows up with groceries. (Obviously, this season ticket holder bought seats in the the soon to be renovated area a mile high from the playing field)

Rausch
12-04-2007, 02:53 PM
"Hi Mrs. Green. Trent got lost on the way home from the store again so I figured I'd give a hand..."

Bump
12-04-2007, 04:19 PM
I didn't know Mathew Perry was a Chiefs fan!

Pitt Gorilla
12-04-2007, 04:28 PM
Paper or plastic?