NSFW...Need a buddy with a Tornado Fetish???

[CoMoChief]

This is from Craigslist. ****ing hilarious.

http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif

[Donger]

What is a "JO bud?" "Jerk off?"

[Buns]

What is a "JO bud?" "Jerk off?"

It has to be. That is ripe.

[Donger]

It has to be. That is ripe.

Why would someone want that in a "bud?"

[DaFace]

I'd call repost, but you didn't screw it up like the other guy.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=175990

[Deberg_1990]

Straight guys only, no gay stuff??????

[kstater]

So how do TWO Chiefsplanet posters stumble upon this ad? And what were they searching for to find it? :hmmm:

[Donger]

So how do TWO Chiefsplanet posters stumble upon this ad? And what were they searching for to find it? :hmmm:

"Hand jobs from a bud," apparently.

[SPchief]

Attention Gochiefs, he is in houston so you wouldn't have to travel far.

[Phobia]

That's gotta be PinkFloyd.

[Donger]

That's gotta be PinkFloyd.

On the positive note, I know what we can do in January now.

"It's ooookkaaaaayyy! It's ooookkkkaaaaayyyy!!"

[FAX]

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this enterprise. Let's say he finds his bud. Then, they have to find a tornado. You can't count on one coming to his house, so they'll have to look for one, so ...

1. Load truck with tornado JO gear.
2. Watch news.
3. When tornado warnings are broadcast get in truck.
4. Drive to tornado.
5. Unload truck.
6. Drive iron posts into ground with big hammer.
7. Take off pants.
8. Lash selves to iron posts with leather straps.
9. Wait for tornado.
10. JO.

10a. If tornado misses you and bud, repeat steps 4 through 10.

???

FAX

[pikesome]

:spock:

People like this really exist? And they think there are others? And there probably is. :shake:

[Donger]

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this enterprise. Let's say he finds his bud. Then, they have to find a tornado. You can't count on one coming to his house, so they'll have to look for one, so ...

1. Load truck with tornado JO gear.
2. Watch news.
3. When tornado warnings are broadcast get in truck.
4. Drive to tornado.
5. Unload truck.
6. Drive iron posts into ground with big hammer.
7. Take off pants.
8. Lash selves to iron posts with leather straps.
9. Wait for tornado.
10. JO.

10a. If tornado misses you and bud, repeat steps 4 through 10.

???

FAX

ROFL

[SPchief]

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this enterprise. Let's say he finds his bud. Then, they have to find a tornado. You can't count on one coming to his house, so they'll have to look for one, so ...

1. Load truck with tornado JO gear.
2. Watch news.
3. When tornado warnings are broadcast get in truck.
4. Drive to tornado.
5. Unload truck.
6. Drive iron posts into ground with big hammer.
7. Take off pants.
8. Lash selves to iron posts with leather straps.
9. Wait for tornado.
10. JO.

10a. If tornado misses you and bud, repeat steps 4 through 10.

???

FAX

LMAO


Fax is awesome.

[Donger]

LMAO


Fax is awesome.

The scary part is that he was probably JO while he wrote that. I wish that I hadn't learned this little expression. My cup of morning JO just doesn't seem quite as appealing now.

[kstater]

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this enterprise. Let's say he finds his bud. Then, they have to find a tornado. You can't count on one coming to his house, so they'll have to look for one, so ...

1. Load truck with tornado JO gear.
2. Watch news.
3. When tornado warnings are broadcast get in truck.
4. Drive to tornado.
5. Unload truck.
6. Drive iron posts into ground with big hammer.
7. Take off pants.
8. Lash selves to iron posts with leather straps.
9. Wait for tornado.
10. JO.

10a. If tornado misses you and bud, repeat steps 4 through 10.

???

FAX
10b. If tornado misses, you and bud must hope another tornado waits a couple hours to reappear.

[wilas101]

I think its funny that he specifically said no "gay stuff".

Nothing screams straight like jerking off with a buddy. :/

[Hammock Parties]

Why would anyone want to jerk off in the same room with another guy jerking off? Like a competition, or something?

[dtebbe]

The real question is: When did Skip move to Houston?

DT

[DaFace]

Why would anyone want to jerk off in the same room with another guy jerking off? Like a competition, or something?

Distance perhaps?

[Rain Man]

This guy is way off in his definition of a blow job.

[Sully]

I have a JO bud.

It's called the internet.

[Hammock Parties]

I have a JO bud.

It's called the internet.

You ever get annoyed when someone IMs you as you sit there naked, clutching your boner?

[Sully]

You ever get annoyed when someone IMs you as you sit there naked, clutching your boner?
No, I will NOT make out with you!!!!!

[TinyEvel]

WTF?

Your load would be blown up into your eyes.

No thanks.

[FAX]

WTF?

Your load would be blown up into your eyes.

No thanks.

Not only in your eyes, but throughout North America.

Along with your genitals and, after the pressure in your cranium builds to critical levels, every molecule in your brain.

It's an awesome plan.

FAX