I just Shneezed

[Buck]

I dont feel I need to explain myself any further.

[doomy3]

nope, no explanation needed.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's a nice little variation of sharted. I'm sure you washed your ass when you were done.

[007]

hope you brought a spare in the glove compartment.

[Buck]

That's a nice little variation of sharted. I'm sure you washed your ass when you were done.
And then I posted this right after that.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And then I posted this right after that.



Did you leave any dingleberries on your keyboard?

[FAX]

I received a very strange rep comment from an honored Planeteer referencing snack cakes. But, that's okay.

Now, I'm thinking snack cakes. I mean, really thinking snack cakes. Tomorrow morning, I have to go into town and purchase some gifts and stuff so, while I'm out, I plan on running by the market and picking up some snack cakes.

I can't, however, decide whether to go with chocolate - like a cupcake - or some kind of spice cake thing. My favorite is probably twinkies, though. I think I'll buy some twinkies. I just wish they had more ... substance. A twinkie is really just air, mainly. Air and goo. Air and goo and some kind of filling. If they had more substance, I think they would go better with coffee because you could take a bite of twinkie and a sip of coffee, then another bite of twinkie and another sip of coffee and then another bite of twinkie and another sip of coffee. Like that. But since they're just air and goo and filling, the coffee pretty much wipes them out. I sure wish they made a twinkie that didn't get wiped out with coffee quite so fast.

FAX

[Phobia]

too many tomatoes?

[Buck]

too many tomatoes?
I did have a vegetable lasagna today.

[Bugeater]

I received a very strange rep comment from an honored Planeteer referencing snack cakes. But, that's okay.

Now, I'm thinking snack cakes. I mean, really thinking snack cakes. Tomorrow morning, I have to go into town and purchase some gifts and stuff so, while I'm out, I plan on running by the market and picking up some snack cakes.

I can't, however, decide whether to go with chocolate - like a cupcake - or some kind of spice cake thing. My favorite is probably twinkies, though. I think I'll buy some twinkies. I just wish they had more ... substance. A twinkie is really just air, mainly. Air and goo. Air and goo and some kind of filling. If they had more substance, I think they would go better with coffee because you could take a bite of twinkie and a sip of coffee, then another bite of twinkie and another sip of coffee and then another bite of twinkie and another sip of coffee. Like that. But since they're just air and goo and filling, the coffee pretty much wipes them out. I sure wish they made a twinkie that didn't get wiped out with coffee quite so fast.

FAX
I often enjoy a Little Debbie® Boston Creme Roll with my coffee.

http://littledebbie.com/images/products/boston.gif

No wipe out involved.

[FAX]

There's a thought. I have not yet, personally, enjoyed a Little Debbie Boston Creme Roll. Perhaps tomorrow is that special day.

Are they like twinkies? Flavor wise, I mean?

FAX

[Buck]

I find myself partial to the "Donut Sticks"

If you need something to go with your coffee, this is definitely what I would choose.

http://www.littledebbie.com/Images/products/donut.gif

[Bugeater]

There's a thought. I have not yet, personally, enjoyed a Little Debbie Boston Creme Roll. Perhaps tomorrow is that special day.

Are they like twinkies? Flavor wise, I mean?

FAX
It's like a twinkie with a bonus drizzling of chocolate. Imagine eating a twinkie, and winning the lottery at the same time. It's like that.

[FAX]

If I were going to have a donut, I would buy a donut, Mr. Cro. I mean, really.

FAX

[Bugeater]

I find myself partial to the "Donut Sticks"

If you need something to go with your coffee, this is definitely what I would choose.

http://www.littledebbie.com/Images/products/donut.gif
That is an excellent choice if you are into dunking your snack cakes in your coffee. They're too dry otherwise.

[Buck]

If I were going to have a donut, I would buy a donut, Mr. Cro. I mean, really.

FAX
Yeah, but they are good for dipping in coffee...

They soak up the coffee quite well.

[FAX]

It's like a twinkie with a bonus drizzling of chocolate. Imagine eating a twinkie, and winning the lottery at the same time. It's like that.

I'm not too sure about a twinkie with chocolate drizzles. Worth a try though, I suppose. Although I'm not crazy about the idea of giving my business to Little Debbie in the first place. She looks like a total doofus in that stupid hat. And her diabolical stare and hellish, infernal grin are reminiscent of a blood sucking ghoul. I don't want to think about cadaver parts when I'm trying to enjoy a snack cake.

FAX

[FAX]

Yeah, but they are good for dipping in coffee...

They soak up the coffee quite well.

Understood, but there's a Krispy Kreme right up the street, Mr. Cro. They have fresh donuts of 1000 kinds. Honestly, why would somebody want a donut stick that was made and packaged in carcinigenic plastic 6 months ago, when they could have a fresh, steaming hot Krispy Kreme?

I was thinking of something more in the cake zone rather than in the donut area, anyhow. That's the whole problem with twinkies. They're a tweener. Not really cake, but not really donut. And not really anything else, for that matter.

FAX

[Buck]

Understood, but there's a Krispy Kreme right up the street, Mr. Cro. They have fresh donuts of 1000 kinds. Honestly, why would somebody want a donut stick that was made and packaged in carcinigenic plastic 6 months ago, when they could have a fresh, steaming hot Krispy Kreme?

I was thinking of something more in the cake zone rather than in the donut area, anyhow. That's the whole problem with twinkies. They're a tweener. Not really cake, but not really donut. And not really anything else, for that matter.

FAX

Krispy Kreme is owned by the French...

Little Debbie is an American Classic.

Dont ask me where I get my facts.

[Bugeater]

I'm not too sure about a twinkie with chocolate drizzles. Worth a try though, I suppose. Although I'm not crazy about the idea of giving my business to Little Debbie in the first place. She looks like a total doofus in that stupid hat. And her diabolical stare and hellish, infernal grin are reminiscent of a blood sucking ghoul. I don't want to think about cadaver parts when I'm trying to enjoy a snack cake.

FAX
Huh, I never really took note of that until now. Not that it matters at this point, I'm pretty sure I've already put a couple of Little Debbie®'s kids through college.

[Baby Lee]

They have fresh donuts of 1000 kinds.
Creme of Bavaria for filling do they have?

[gblowfish]

Little Debbie is da debbil.

[Bob Dole]

I received a very strange rep comment from an honored Planeteer referencing snack cakes. But, that's okay.

Now, I'm thinking snack cakes. I mean, really thinking snack cakes. Tomorrow morning, I have to go into town and purchase some gifts and stuff so, while I'm out, I plan on running by the market and picking up some snack cakes.

I can't, however, decide whether to go with chocolate - like a cupcake - or some kind of spice cake thing. My favorite is probably twinkies, though. I think I'll buy some twinkies. I just wish they had more ... substance. A twinkie is really just air, mainly. Air and goo. Air and goo and some kind of filling. If they had more substance, I think they would go better with coffee because you could take a bite of twinkie and a sip of coffee, then another bite of twinkie and another sip of coffee and then another bite of twinkie and another sip of coffee. Like that. But since they're just air and goo and filling, the coffee pretty much wipes them out. I sure wish they made a twinkie that didn't get wiped out with coffee quite so fast.

FAX

Just be sure to walk.

Like a camel.

[AcesCasino]

Just be sure to walk.

Like a camel.

Or an egyptian......

[Megbert]

Just be sure to walk.

Like a camel.

All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.
OWWWW WEEE, Little Debbie, Little Debbie
I'm a comin on home, baby, 'cause you make me wanna walk
Like a camel, OWWWW WEEE

[Buck]

It happened again.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Vegetable lasagna?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The guys at the ghey bar won't care.

[JD10367]

The guys at the ghey bar won't care.

"Nature's Lube".

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The guys at the ghey bar won't care.

They'd welcome the lubrication.

[Buck]

Fucking tomatoes man....

This time the culprit was the Picadillo Burrito.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Did you do it this time while you were getting it from behind ?

[Bugeater]

This thread was way better when it was about snack cakes.

[Bane]

Did you do it this time while you were getting it from behind ?

:Lin:

[LiveSteam]

Um. If we are done talking about Bucks shneeez?
I just went poop. & would love to talk about it.

[LaChapelle]

The people that make the klenex with lotion
should make TP with alum for loosy starfish

[burt]

Um. If we are done talking about Bucks shneeez?
I just went poop. & would love to talk about it.

Go ahead. From what I have seen from you, no one would read it any way.........

[Bugeater]

Um. If we are done talking about Bucks shneeez?
I just went poop. & would love to talk about it.
Hell, start a thread about it, and don't forget to use the poop icon. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/icons/poop-icon.gif

[JD10367]

Never had a Schneeze. But sadly familiar with the Shart. I hate those.

[burt]

When this actually happened to me, we called it "schnitted". It was ugly.

[KcMizzou]

I have yet to do this, but I'm sure my time is coming. Hopefully at home.

[burt]

I have yet to do this, but I'm sure my time is coming. Hopefully at home.

Even better, getting ready to get into the shower, buck nekkid, in the bathroom, with tile floors. Just sayin. Oh, and make it better by envisioning your 9 monthpld puppy being in the bathroom giving you a look that says, "He beats the shit outta me for that....."

Yeah, it can be entertaining....... and it should be CP lore.....schnitting.....

[Buck]

Just eat a lot of tomatoes.

[WebGem]

Wow buck your sig is really gay.

[Buck]

Wow buck your sig is really gay.

You're just mad that my man Tolbert has better moves than JC.