I've Found My Goal: Fitness Celebrity

[Donger]

For all my years, I've been searching. Searching for my purpose. Father? Meh. Husband? Anyone can do that; just don't pull out in time.

I have been inspired: I will be the next John Basedow.

But, in order to reach my goal, what constitutes a 'fitness celebrity'?

[dirk digler]

You could be the Simon Cowell of fitness.

[Hammock Parties]

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[Donger]

You could be the Simon Cowell of fitness.

Most excellent. I shall give you .000000000025%

[dirk digler]

Most excellent. I shall give you .000000000025%

Do you still have your English accent? If so I think I should get at least 10% :harumph:

[Fly O.T. McWall]

i this this in your future

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[Donger]

Do you still have your English accent? If so I think I should get at least 10% :harumph:

I can turn it on and off, depending on the situation. However, I fail to see why that is relevant to your compensation.

The more relevant question is: Do I dye my hair blonde? Is that a requirement for a 'fitness celebrity'?

[morphius]

You have to have a 2 infomercials for your multiple workout tape/dvds.

[dirk digler]

I can turn it on and off, depending on the situation. However, I fail to see why that is relevant to your compensation.

The more relevant question is: Do I dye my hair blonde? Is that a requirement for a 'fitness celebrity'?

Go bald, use your accent, and be an asshole to fat people who sometimes shows his good side.

Kind of like Gordon Ramsey but with no hair.

[Simplex3]

Go bald, use your accent, and be an asshole to fat people who sometimes shows his good side.

Kind of like Gordon Ramsey but with no hair.
This would work.

[Donger]

Go bald, use your accent, and be an asshole to fat people who sometimes shows his good side.

Kind of like Gordon Ramsey but with no hair.

Excellent suggestion. And, like me, he's a Scot who can speak with a English accent. I'd prefer to keep my hair though. John Basedow has fabulous hair.

I do need a catchy slogan. John Basedow has "no tricky dance moves and no high impact gyrations."

Any ideas?

[dirk digler]

Excellent suggestion. And, like me, he's a Scot who can speak with a English accent. I'd prefer to keep my hair though. John Basedow has fabulous hair.

I do need a catchy slogan. John Basedow has "no tricky dance moves and no high impact gyrations."

Any ideas?

Yeah you definitely need a slogan. What do British or Scots call fat people?

[Duck Dog]

Yeah you definitely need a slogan. What do British or Scots call fat people?


Bloated Blokes?

[trndobrd]

You need to develop some sort of exercise machine. Preferably one that targets a "problem area". You'll want to include some sort of pseudo-science, like magnetic waves or something.

[cookster50]

I'd prefer to keep my hair though.
You obviously don't have what it takes then.

Forget this idea, be a KC Chiefs cheerleader.

[Stinger]

But, in order to reach my goal, what constitutes a 'fitness celebrity'?

All you need is a rhinestone tank top, running shorts, and a perm.... Well that and be highly effeminate.

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