Katie Horner's Forecast

[gblowfish]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

[gblowfish]

It's going to be a bad day for the upper and central plains as we can see from Katie's storm track map:

[Donger]

So, Olathe is safe?

[Bob Dole]

That explains the herd of cats that moved south through northeast Texas a few hours ago.

[dirk digler]

So, Olathe is safe?

LMAO

That is all that really matter. ROFL

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Hmm, she left out rumors of wars and zombie infestations.

Some weather person she is. :cuss:

[HonestChieffan]

O my God...........I almost puked laughing...My God In heaven someone archive this...

[HonestChieffan]

So, Olathe is safe?

Pestilence just missed Olathe. So Rest well.

[JohninGpt]

So, Olathe is safe?
I wouldn't rule out pestilence for Olathe just yet, but don't panic and buy any pestilencide or anything.

[talastan]

You sure this isn't a really old weather forecast from the late 80's? After all King Carl has been in Kansas City for almost twenty years!!;)

[Donger]

Pestilence just missed Olathe. So Rest well.

I'm in California at present. So, Olathe can lick my perineum. Actually, Olathe can do that any time.

[HonestChieffan]

I'm in California at present. So, Olathe can lick my perineum. Actually, Olathe can do that any time.

How do you know you are actually in California. I mean you cant walk outside and know.

If you were in Olathe, you would know. But I cant accept that any of the rest of us really know where we are.

[Donger]

How do you know you are actually in California. I mean you cant walk outside and know.

If you were in Olathe, you would know. But I cant accept that any of the rest of us really know where we are.

By the frequency with which I've been referred to as "Dude" over the last four days. That's how.

[Archie F. Swin]

she has a kind of bi-curious, school teacher thing going

[HonestChieffan]

By the frequency with which I've been referred to as "Dude" over the last four days. That's how.


Its a linguistics thing. Good Clues those.

[Eleazar]

More Katie photoshops! That is great.

[Eleazar]

You should also include west nile, bird flu, and a massive swarm of killer bees

[Demonpenz]

GO AHEAD MOTHER ****ER I DARE YOU TO SAY "IT'S JUST ICE" AGAIN

[bkkcoh]

she has a kind of bi-curious, school teacher thing going


You talk like that is a bad thing... :p

[gblowfish]

More Katie photoshops! That is great.

Tonight we're expecting massive tidal waves in Northeastern Kansas, while south of Topeka there's a moderate chance of roving hordes of Zombies.

Details at ten!

[GoHuge]

I heard her say something about The Rapture for tomorrow. She thinks she has a direct link to God.

[Eleazar]

Now we just need her showing cold killing everyone like the day after tomorrow.

[Bob Dole]

Scattered firestorms this weekend with a high near 470 degrees.

[petegz28]

are you saying Katie overhyped the storm?

[phisherman]

say it ain't so!

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

If it's so cold, where are her nipples?

[JohninGpt]

If it's so cold, where are her nipples?
She is a weatherbot, her only working parts are her hands, mouth, and eyes. She has no nipples.

[Demonpenz]

She is a weatherbot, her only working parts are her hands, mouth, and eyes. She has no nipples.


not true... Check snopes.com

"We found out after months and days of asking the people who built her if she has nipples and/or wool. "We built her with nipples that can extend and swerve her entire body to where there maybe trouble next" We developed the technoligy during the 70's on the F-14 Tomcat for the navy and soon found out there were civilian opportunities, more exact, Katie Nornerbots nipples

[memyselfI]

GO AHEAD MOTHER ****ER I DARE YOU TO SAY "IT'S JUST ICE" AGAIN


OMG. LOLOLOL ROFL