****Official Lets Go Texans Thread****

[Buck]

Please beat these ****ers.

[Buck]

Oh wait, except for Travis Johnson, he has a Donkey like mentality.

[HolmeZz]

Geez, all red.

I've got Brandon Marshall and Andre Johnson in my fantasy playoffs. Need a couple big games.

[Buck]

Sweet, No Bryant Gumbel!

[Bill S Preston]

What happened to Kermit the Frog? Thank god for whatever caused him to miss this game.

[Ceej]

I believe that was the longest amount of time it's taken to sing the National Anthem EVARRRR!!11!!!

[Buck]

I think this guy who is announcing instead of Kermit does the Dog Show every year.

[HolmeZz]

AJ baby. 8-)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Jesus Christ our offense is bad.

[Bill S Preston]

Johnson is a BEAST

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It's just pathetic to watch this SHITIFUL offensive line maul Denver up front considering how badly we got our asses handed to us up front..

[HolmeZz]

Too easy.

[StcChief]

reminder of how far we have fallen.....sad

[Bill S Preston]

Wow, I guess that the Donkey's defense got a little bit too confident over stopping the Chiefs offense in Denver.

[Buck]

Wait, didn't you guys lose to the Texans?

[Hammock Parties]

The Texans uniforms are god awful.

[StcChief]

their home opener....everybody thought it was because LJ first snaps :banghead:

[HolmeZz]

Shake it off, Marshall, you pussy.

[ClevelandBronco]

Gotta answer here. Looking good so far.

Selvin is a fun guy to watch.

[ClevelandBronco]

Pitiful decision.

[Buck]

Down goes the Champ.

[Hammock Parties]

Stay down, bitch.

[FAX]

Denny Green with the color. Tellin' it and sellin' it.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

That chick in the purple...I want to **** her. While the horse watches.

[Mecca]

Champ needs to play.....I'm facing Andre Johnson in the fantasy playoffs....

[Buck]

Champ needs to play.....I'm facing Andre Johnson in the fantasy playoffs....
What happened to your sig?

[Mecca]

What happened to your sig?

Some jackhole direct linked off my photobucket so I went over bandwidth.....I'll get it back on the 24th.

I'm not going to make a new account and reupload everything I'll just wait.

[DaFace]

I think this guy who is announcing instead of Kermit does the Dog Show every year.

I don't know what he does, but he's MUCH better than Gumbel. I was completely shocked to hear they were having Gumbel back this hear.

[Hammock Parties]

Kyle Shanahan is gay.

[Bill S Preston]

I don't know what he does, but he's MUCH better than Gumbel. I was completely shocked to hear they were having Gumbel back this hear.



I agree. Kermit is HORRIBLE. He doesn't even use correct football terminology when announcing games. I hate that he uses period instead of quarter EVERY GAME :banghead:

[Buck]

I want a replay...thats a fumble...

[Hammock Parties]

Cutler is still a dumbass.

[Buck]

MISS IT ELAM!!!

DAMN

[Buck]

Sweet Return.

[Bill S Preston]

Donks are biting on the play action all of the time.

[the Talking Can]

I'm starting to like watching games in Danish.

[SoCalBronco]

This is going to be a historic combination when its all said and done..Cutler and Marshall.

[Buck]

This is going to be a historic combination when its all said and done..Cutler and Marshall.
You made me cry...because that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Im sure it was the same w/ Plummer to Lelie

[the Talking Can]

This is going to be a historic combination when its all said and done..Cutler and Marshall.

jesus monkey christ take that circle jerk shit to the mange...

[Buck]

Nice 4th down stop.

[jjjayb]

I'm starting to like watching games in Danish.

It's in English on channel 64362 on TVU.

[HolmeZz]

They blew that call. Johnson got hit prior to the tip.

[HolmeZz]

This is going to be a historic combination when its all said and done..Cutler and Marshall.

Maybe one of these years they'll even make the playoffs.

[Buck]

Damnit

[Buck]

Theres no evidence to overturn this.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Kubiak is wasting a challenge here.

Phenomenal play by Scheffler.

[ClevelandBronco]

Kubiak is wasting a challenge here.

Phenomenal play by Scheffler.

Agreed that it's a waste, but it was a phenomenally dumb play by Scheffler.

[Simply Red]

dumb move. Know the rules Herm! My GOD!!

[smittysbar]

Got money on Denver........might have been a bad bet, gave 2 1/2

[OnTheWarpath15]

Agreed that it's a waste, but it was a phenomenally dumb play by Scheffler.

Won't look so dumb when Denver wins this game 20-17......

[Al Bundy]

That was a close enough call that it has been ruled a fumble it would not have been overturned.

[ClevelandBronco]

Got money on Denver........might have been a bad bet, gave 2 1/2

This is a classic letdown game for Denver. Tough to give the points when a team is coming off a blowout against a rival.

[Buck]

Plus a facemask...

[jjjayb]

And we ran for how many yards against Denver? Pathetic. :banghead:

[FAX]

Man, I love Ron Dayne (sp?). I like the idea of pounding the football like that in the 4th. Reminds me of the Nightmare.

FAX

[Spott]

Piss on those Direct TV SOB's. I'm watching this on TVU and it is coming in perfect. It sounds like it's broadcasting in German, but it's probably better than listening to the American announcers.

[ClevelandBronco]

Good blocking in front of the receiver.

[Simply Red]

wow!

[smittysbar]

Shit!

[Buck]

Nice...

[dtebbe]

Damn, I got busy watching mythbusters in HD and forgot all about the game... which I also get in HD. God I love direcTv

[ClevelandBronco]

Piss on those Direct TV SOB's. I'm watching this on TVU and it is coming in perfect. It sounds like it's broadcasting in German, but it's probably better than listening to the American announcers.

It's not that bad. Someone assassinated Bryant Gumbel.

[smittysbar]

That ought to do it. Did you see the Denver bench? They looked like someone took there girlfriends

[smittysbar]

It's not that bad. Someone assassinated Bryant Gumbel.

Collinsworth is okay, but the other one SUCKS!

[Buck]

Damn, I got busy watching mythbusters in HD and forgot all about the game... which I also get in HD. God I love direcTv

I have the NFL Network in HD on cable...I have Cox Cable, fwiw.

[dtebbe]

Collinsworth is okay, but the other one SUCKS!

You would think the NFL could get a pair of announcers better than NCAA 3rd team...

[smittysbar]

You would think the NFL could get a pair of announcers better than NCAA 3rd team...

No Shit

[Hammock Parties]

Mario Williams is awesome.

[FAX]

Hmmm. That's the last thing you want your quarterback to do in that situation.

FAX

[smittysbar]

Mario Williams is awesome.

Playing good tonight

[smittysbar]

bye bye $200

[FAX]

Ron Dayne (sp?). Damn.

FAX

[Stinger]

Just got in anyone got a channel for sopcast viewing?

[Buck]

Nice, Chargers wrap up the AFC West with one win in their last 3 games...

Vs. Detroit
Vs. Denver
@ Oakland

[ClevelandBronco]

Just got in anyone got a channel for sopcast viewing?

Can't help you, but there's only about five minutes left.

[Spott]

Just got in anyone got a channel for sopcast viewing?

http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=3506&part=sports

[Hammock Parties]

CHUMP TOASTED

['Hamas' Jenkins]

HolmeZz is gonna be PISSED.

Johnson out at the 1.

[smittysbar]

Chump Baily

[dtebbe]

Donkeys getting pwned

[Buck]

Just got in anyone got a channel for sopcast viewing?
sop://broker1.sopcast.com:3912/38926

[FAX]

We were good once.

And, I mean once.

FAX

[ClevelandBronco]

Nice, Chargers wrap up the AFC West with one win in their last 3 games...

Vs. Detroit
Vs. Denver
@ Oakland

Take our division. Please.

[jjjayb]

Can't believe he didn't score on that play.

[Stinger]

http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=3506&part=sports


Thank you :thumb:

[Buck]

Whatever, run the clock.

[dtebbe]

LOL.. apparently the donkeys don't know the score

[Buck]

**** YES, **** YES, **** YES!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Die, Donkey scum. DIE.

[smittysbar]

TD........god this shows how bad we realy are

[dtebbe]

Damn, these red unis are AWEFUL

[Bwana]

Nice! Die donk scum!

[Buck]

Do you guys realize this is the first time ever I will experience Back to Back AFC West Championships?

Not that you care.

[ClevelandBronco]

Do you guys realize this is the first time ever I will experience Back to Back AFC West Championships?

Not that you care.

That's pitiful.

[jjjayb]

TD........god this shows how bad we realy are

It's okaaay. It's okaaaay. Big daddy herm will make everything okaaay. None of this is his fault. It's all that dirty evil vermeils fault. Herm will fix this team right up. It's life. Get over it.

:cuss: :banghead: :cuss:

[Buck]

How much time is left? I swear the NFL Networks top of the screen scoreboard thingy is always too high for me to see how much time there is.

[ClevelandBronco]

How much time is left? I swear the NFL Networks top of the screen scoreboard thingy is always too high for me to see how much time there is.

Two minutes.

[Hammock Parties]

Cutler is gonna lead the league in picks one of these years.

[Spott]

That's pitiful.


Not as pitiful as never having it. :cuss:

[Buck]

Cutler is gonna lead the league in picks one of these years.
Not as long as Ratatan is coaching...

[ClevelandBronco]

Cutler is gonna lead the league in picks one of these years.

Croyle is going to retire?

[FAX]

Wow. Those third down sacks aren't going to endear Rizzo to Cutler.

FAX

[Al Bundy]

Goodbye Donko's season is over.

[stumppy]

How much time is left? I swear the NFL Networks top of the screen scoreboard thingy is always too high for me to see how much time there is.

I thought it was just my TV.

[dtebbe]

Do you guys realize this is the first time ever I will experience Back to Back AFC West Championships?

Not that you care.

If you hadn't fired Marty you might be the undefeated ones...

and we don't care

[Skip Towne]

Who is Kyle Shanahan?

[HolmeZz]

Shanahan didn't even give his kid much of a hug. What an a-hole.

[FAX]

Well, there you have it.

More evidence that we suck.

FAX

[dtebbe]

Who is Kyle Shanahan?

Mike's ghey son

[Buck]

Will the Chargers pull a Padres and lose out to the Denver team when all they need to do is win one game?

[dirk digler]

Man the Broncos suck almost as bad as we do

[ClevelandBronco]

Thank goodness I can check the Broncos off my list of things to pay attention to.

[ClevelandBronco]

Will the Chargers pull a Padres and lose out to the Denver team when all they need to do is win one game?

I don't care if they do.

[L.A. Chieffan]

How do they blow us out at home and then get blown out by the Texans the next week?

[Skip Towne]

Mike's ghey son
Hahahahaha So daddy won't hire him?

[ClevelandBronco]

How do they blow us out at home and then get blown out by the Texans the next week?

Yes. What could it possibly mean?

[jjjayb]

How do they blow us out at home and then get blown out by the Texans the next week?

Because we suck worse than they do? :shrug:

[Buck]

Yes. What could it possibly mean?
Are you a Browns fan too?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Yes. What could it possibly mean?

Texans are the best team in the NFL. That, and you're a douche

[ClevelandBronco]

Are you a Browns fan too?

I grew up as a Browns fan. I left Cleveland and lived and died with the team.

The Browns left Cleveland and I really don't care much anymore.

I'm not a fan of any team. The Modell Ravens, the Lerner Browns, the Bowlen Broncos and the Hunt Chiefs are all about the same to me.

I just wish I didn't have a four-decade NFL Jones.

[jjchieffan]

I just hope the chargers lose in the first round of the playoffs. I detest Norv Turner and wish him nothing but On the bright side, with him winning the division, he will probably keep his job, which is a good thing for the rest of the afc west.

[Buck]

I grew up as a Browns fan. I left Cleveland and lived and died with the team.

The Browns left Cleveland and I really don't care much anymore.

I'm not a fan of any team. The Modell Ravens, the Lerner Browns, the Bowlen Broncos and the Hunt Chiefs are all about the same to me.

I just wish I didn't have a four-decade NFL Jones.
Theres still time to change your Avatar.

http://www.myfungraphics.com/images/cleveland-browns/AAGR201~Cleveland-Browns-2004-Logo-Helmet-Posters.jpg

[Buck]

I just hope the chargers lose in the first round of the playoffs. I detest Norv Turner and wish him nothing but On the bright side, with him winning the division, he will probably keep his job, which is a good thing for the rest of the afc west.
Thats pretty sour...I root for the Chiefs when they make the playoffs.

[ClevelandBronco]

Theres still time to change your Avatar.

http://www.myfungraphics.com/images/cleveland-browns/AAGR201~Cleveland-Browns-2004-Logo-Helmet-Posters.jpg

Maybe I'll go with the "Dallas" Patriots.

[Buck]

Maybe I'll go with the "Dallas" Patriots.
:shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake:

[ClevelandBronco]

:shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake:

You're still one of those guys that thinks the Chargers are your team just because they put the name of your city in their name, right?

[ClevelandBronco]

Let's rename them the Spanos Chargers. I'm taking a wild guess that you don't care as much about that team.

Marketing has triumphed over reality.

[007]

Houston beats Denver huh? ROFL ROFL

[FAX]

Houston beats Denver huh? ROFL ROFL

Spanked them, Mr. Guru.

Now tell me, where does that leave us? Our SOS just declined a little more.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

Let's rename them the Spanos Chargers. I'm taking a wild guess that you don't care as much about that team.

Marketing has triumphed over reality.
How about the "Marty" Chargers? Marty shows up, the Chargers go up. Marty leaves and the Chargers leave. Several teams know that feeling.

[Buck]

Let's rename them the Spanos Chargers. I'm taking a wild guess that you don't care as much about that team.

Marketing has triumphed over reality.

No, I did the :shake: smiley because I hate the Pats and the Cowboys.

I could care less what they are called at this point, they are my team.

[007]

Spanked them, Mr. Guru.

Now tell me, where does that leave us? Our SOS just declined a little more.

FAX
According to Warpath, that should help us when it comes to draft position jockeying.

[ClevelandBronco]

How about the "Marty" Chargers? Marty shows up, the Chargers go up. Marty leaves and the Chargers leave. Several teams know that feeling.

Yeah, I enjoyed watching Marty in Cleveland, but that's not really the point.

Marty got canned by the guy who owned the team in Cleveland, K.C, D.C., and San Diego. None of those teams were his or he couldn't have been shown the door.

The K.C. Chiefs aren't your team either. They belong to the Hunt family.

The Hunt family is smart enough to make you think they're your team. That's what keeps the money rolling in.

[ClevelandBronco]

No, I did the :shake: smiley because I hate the Pats and the Cowboys.

I could care less what they are called at this point, they are my team.

You're kidding yourself.

[Buck]

You're kidding yourself.
Yeah cause you are in my brain...

[ClevelandBronco]

Yeah cause you are in my brain...

Wouldn't even want to visit.

[JBucc]

Yeah cause you are in my brain...Plenty of room in there.

[SLAG]

awesome ive been in denver since monday and im glad they lost tonight

I have been pimpin my KC gear all week

it will come out strong tomorrow

[Buck]

Wouldn't even want to visit.
I know what you are getting at...

The Browns moved to Baltimore and changed to the Ravens...

But I think this is a different issue.

I've grown up on the Chargers, and they are my team. If they changed their name from the San Diego Chargers to the Chula Vista Chargers or the Spanos Chargers (would never, ever happen) I would be fine.

They are still the Chargers.

Now if they changed their name, thats a different story.

[Skip Towne]

Wouldn't even want to visit.
Hahahahahahaha. You sure are hard on our youngsters.

[alanm]

This is going to be a historic combination when its all said and done..Cutler and Marshall.
Please SoCal you're embarrassing yourself. ROFL

[FAX]

According to Warpath, that should help us when it comes to draft position jockeying.

Well, that is good news indeed. Thanks, Mr. Guru. For some reason, I had assumed that, since we lost to the goats, this game would result in a softer SOS. I had forgotten that we lost to the Texans as well.

FAX

[jjchieffan]

Thats pretty sour...I root for the Chiefs when they make the playoffs.

Normally, I do root for the Chargers in the playoffs. I did last year. But after the bs they pulled firing a coach who had brought them back to respectability and won 13 games. They deserve the same fate that befell Nebraska after firing Solich a coach who averaged 10+ wins a season. Nebraska got what they deserve. They suck now. I now hope that SD gets sooo bad over the next few years, that AJ Smith gets fired. After that, I will root for SD when they arent competing with the Chiefs. Until then, piss on em.

[CupidStunt]

Someone said the game outcome hurts out draft position, someone said it helps.

The answer is that it's exactly the same regardless of the outcome.

Denver win -- DEN 7-7, HOU 6-8, combined record: 13-15 + other opponents
Houston win -- DEN 6-8, HOU 7-7, combined record: 13-15 + other opponents

The draft is pretty much locked in to be:

1 - Miami
2 - NE (f/SF)
3 - ATL
4 - STL

Really pull for Oakland, Baltimore and the Jets (especially against KC).

[TEX]

Just goes to show you how SORRY the Chiefs are. The Texans were worse off than KC when Kubes and Smith took over. Charlie Casserly and Dom Capers were disasters and believe it or not, Casserly did a WORSE job of acquiring players than Petreson has in KC. Anyway, in the same time that Herm has been here, Kubes and Smith have the Texans turinig the corner. That team is showing improvemant even in the midst of devastating injuries to their star players. Enough of this - "Herm is doing a good job" CRAP. He's NOT. And anyone who thinks he is is a fool. And Carl doesn't need anymore time to "Get it done." He's proven he can't. Wake up Clark!