MISTLETOE ALERT!

[L.A. Chieffan]

Have a holly-jolly Christmas....DON'T TOUCH THE WATCH

[QuikSsurfer]

is that ivana trump?

[L.A. Chieffan]

is that ivana trump?

Jesus surfer, why would Ivana Trump be at chiefsplanet?

[Hammock Parties]

Kiss me you fool.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Kiss me you fool.

Goatse you're a tumbling tumbling dickweed...

[elvomito]

Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?

[Hammock Parties]

*french kisses LA Chieffan so passionately his body spontaneously combusts*

[L.A. Chieffan]

*french kisses LA Chieffan so passionately his body spontaneously combusts*

I want you to clean your vagina.

[elvomito]

I want you to clean your vagina.
don't just stare at her asshole, eat it!

[L.A. Chieffan]

don't just stare at her asshole, eat it!

Do you like Phil Collins?

[Hammock Parties]

I want you to clean your vagina.

THAT BOY IS A P-I-G PIG!

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[L.A. Chieffan]

THAT BOY IS A P-I-G PIG!

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Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!

[elvomito]

Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...are outrageous here.

[Simply Red]

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[L.A. Chieffan]

Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...are outrageous here.

Your compliment was sufficient, elvomito

[L.A. Chieffan]

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Get a goddamn job, simply!

[elvomito]

Your compliment was sufficient, elvomito
Thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a
reservation there?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a
reservation there?

They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

[Simply Red]

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[QuikSsurfer]

Do you like Phil Collins?
You have a Whitney Houston album? More than one?

[elvomito]

I want you to clean your vagina.No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

[QuikSsurfer]

No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.
You didn't give a name..

[L.A. Chieffan]

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but surfer and elvomito, keeps buzzing in my ear.

[blueballs]

someone has been dumpster diving
at some MLB lockerroom

[Ari ümlaüt]

http://www.mistlebuckle.com/images/buck-flash.gif

With a Mistletoe belt buckle you'll find out who's naughty or nice. The Mistlebuckle is a colorful, realistic sprig suspended in a handsome, acrylic buckle. Motion activates twinkling lights powered by a replaceable battery. Fits any belt up to 1 1/2. This holiday season, put an extra yuletide smile on that special someone's face... they'll never forget you.

[Simply Red]

Stop acting so fucking sad, L.A. Chieffan.

[Saulbadguy]

I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello.

[Kerberos]

Where have all the good times gone?

[Saulbadguy]

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around in your blood.

[Simply Red]

You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around in your blood.

Saul, how thought provoking.

[Simply Red]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiccce overnight bag!

[Saulbadguy]

No. Put it in the carton.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Another Egg Nog Saul?

[Saulbadguy]

Another Egg Nog Saul?

Why are there copy of the styles section on the floor?

[Simply Red]

Come on guys, let's be realistic here,
A good personality consists of a christmas elf with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking elf mouth shut.

[Simply Red]

By the way, L.A. Chieffan, that's a very expensive Cinnamon Spiced Cider you're NOT drinking.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If you're so hungry Saulbadguy, why don't you get a job?

[L.A. Chieffan]

sorry gc. this xmas thread thinks your xmas thread could look better....thinner

[Simply Red]

sorry gc. this xmas thread thinks your xmas thread could look better....thinner

Don't touch the watch!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

[Simply Red]

No, I want to know, L.A. Chieffan! I came here for the Chiefs talk and
crawfish gumbo, which is after all the only excuse one
could have for being in this thread, which is by the
way, almost completely fucking empty.

[L.A. Chieffan]

fucking beehive of activity this whole site has been lately

[T-post Tom]

No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

Ask for inamona on the side.

[Simply Red]

I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my balls and have kirstie tynes lick it off.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Ask for inamona on the side.

t-post, do you own a dog? a little chow or something?

[Simply Red]

though, i'd go over 12% for that.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my balls and have kirstie tynes lick it off.

mmm kirstie, GREAT ASS

[T-post Tom]

I want you to clean your vagina.

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

[L.A. Chieffan]

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[L.A. Chieffan]

What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

i cant believe hamas prefers sr's post over mine

[T-post Tom]

t-post, do you own a dog? a little chow or something?


la chieffan, do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

[L.A. Chieffan]

la chieffan, do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

too black sounding. i prefer alvin and the chimpunks christmas carols w/ chainsaws

[Simply Red]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afMoI_SXlfw

[Simply Red]

too black sounding. i prefer alvin and the chimpunks christmas carols w/ chainsaws

Did...... You.... Know?

I think T-Post Tom is part of that whole 'Yale-thing?'

[T-post Tom]

How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?

http://rlv.zcache.com/american_psycho_pierce_pierce_tshirt-p235520086555947587yfov_400.jpg

[T-post Tom]

Did...... You.... Know?

I think T-Post Tom is part of that whole 'Yale-thing?'


Ummm...I've never done cocaine.

[Simply Red]

http://rlv.zcache.com/american_psycho_pierce_pierce_tshirt-p235520086555947587yfov_400.jpg

i own that in 'bone', actually, no joke, bought it online, i have a few of them. Big fan.

Is that Erin Andrew's sphincter?

[Simply Red]

Ummm...I've never done cocaine.

no, meaning you were wondering what Saint Nick's head would like on a shttttick! that 'Yale thing'

[T-post Tom]

no, meaning you were wondering what Saint Nick's head would like on a shttttick! that 'Yale thing'


And Red, you'll wanna change before we go out.

[Simply Red]

What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

I've seen that Black rat-bastard in green 'Bird Flights' in his office, spinning a ****ing tri-colored harlem globetrotter basketball.

[Simply Red]

And Red, you'll wanna change before we go out.

Valentino Couture?

[T-post Tom]

Valentino Couture?

Nice tie. How the hell are you?

[Simply Red]

So, what's the topic of discussion?

[Simply Red]

So, what's the topic of discussion?

[88TG88]

why the fence in yo sig ?

[Thig Lyfe]

So, what's the topic of discussion?

[listopencil]

Just what the fuck is going on in here, exactly? Never mind. I'm out.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I don't want you to get drunk sr, but thats a very fine eggnog you're not drinking

[88TG88]

wish a nigga would
like a tree in this bitch

[Simply Red]

I don't want you to get drunk sr, but thats a very fine eggnog you're not drinking

Craig McDermott called. Wants to meet you, David Van Patten and Tim Bryce at Harry's

[Simply Red]

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us. This is no joke.

[Simply Red]

sorry to break this to you around Christmas, LA Chieffan, I'm, uh, sorry. I just, uh--

You're not terribly important to me.

[Thig Lyfe]

So, what's the topic of discussion?

[Simply Red]

SportsRacer, Do you know what Robert Burdella said about women?

[Saulbadguy]

Great sea urchin ceviche.

[QuikSsurfer]

Did you know that Whitney Houston had 7 number 1 hit singles off her debut? Did you know that, Christie?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Stop scowling sr,,what does mr. Grinch want for Christmas?

[teedubya]

I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

[bevischief]

Stop scowling sr,,what does mr. Grinch want for Christmas?

A bj.

[bevischief]

I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

So your are a Chiefs fan?