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Redrum_69
12-21-2007, 09:40 AM
http://www.turnto23.com/news/14902166/detail.html


Local Beaver To Be Killed


BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A local beaver who is making a mess of trees near the Kern Recreational Bike Path has been given the death sentence for its crimes.

Nine trees have been gnawed to stumps near the Park at Riverwalk.

Related Article: Bike Path Trees Falling Due To Beaver

Now, state wildlife officials have issued a permit to kill the rodent. They have yet to reveal how.

When asked why officials couldn't just relocate the little vandal, they said that is not an option because the animal’s nature is to stop the flow of water, which could ruin an irrigation canal or destroy more trees at another location.

seclark
12-21-2007, 09:46 AM
isn't this a repost? yesterday there was a thread about a beaver w/teeth.
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Dartgod
12-21-2007, 09:50 AM
Nice beaver!

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Scaga
12-21-2007, 09:51 AM
Funny you should post this.
My boss sent me this one this morning:


An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'
'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the wa ter's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

Iowanian
12-21-2007, 09:53 AM
Hello 330 conibear....goodbye beaver.

http://www.dnr.sc.gov/wildlife/beaver/images/beaverdamsettop.jpg

seclark
12-21-2007, 09:55 AM
Hello 330 conibear....goodbye beaver.

http://www.dnr.sc.gov/wildlife/beaver/images/beaverdamsettop.jpg

they look kind of funny after they're skinned, don't they?
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Iowanian
12-21-2007, 09:59 AM
Especially with their socks still on.