Before you start a thread, check in here

[Wile_E_Coyote]

1) LJ & Gonzo have NO trade value

2) The new Batman trailer has been posted & posted & posted

3) Trent Green does NOT want to be KC's QB coach

4) check the following posts for more suggestions

[snatch]

Does this mean I can start a post about Trent becoming the OC?

[Buck]

5) If you can raed tihs yuor raelly, rlaely sramt.

[Ari ümlaüt]

6) We don't want to caption your ****ing picture.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

7) The white substance that had the Chiefs baffled was a goal/chalk line

[banyon]

8) your Fantasy Football team sucks.

[kcfanXIII]

9) the chiefs are probably not going to win this weekend, i don't care how good of a "feeling" you have.

[pikesome]

7) Herm's stupid.

8) Herm lies.

9) Carl's stupid.

10) Carl's incompetent.

11) The Chiefs' O sucks.

[Gonzo]

12. Solari's and idiot.

[kcfanXIII]

13)ha ha, mecca is negative!

[Gonzo]

14. Unless you have reached Icon status, or are a founding member, we don't care that you're leaving.

[kcfanXIII]

15) the only reason we still check your threads gochiefs, is so we can bash on you and WPI.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

16) Don't start a thread about a hot chick with out a pic

[Buck]

18) WTF happened to 17?

[FAX]

19) Always ask your Neil Young Cinnamon Girl questions in the main forum.

FAX

[kcfanXIII]

18) WTF happened to 17?

i think deberg retired a long time ago. he could be a qb coach.

[dj56dt58]

Marty is not coming back as GM
Herm is not going to become the GM
Cower is not going to be the Chiefs coach

[Buck]

20) This thread has lost its burst

21) Antifreeze

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Heehee Ask Wutamess

[Bugeater]

22) Keep your Dick love to yourself

23) Cowher isn't coming here

[FAX]

22) Never, ever, ever write a little song about Santa going to the bathroom. Ever.

FAX

[Bugeater]

24) Will someone please ban that Charger troll?

[RustShack]

Chiefs Planet Therapy has been posted on Chiefs Planet many times.

[kcfanXIII]

23) Cowher isn't coming here


25) don't ever repost

[Buck]

24) Will someone please ban that Charger troll?

...

[Bugeater]

25) don't ever repost
26) Yours didn't count because you didn't number it.

[FAX]

26) Do not start a thread about a little fish native to the Amazon river belonging to the genus symphysodon.

FAX

[FAX]

26) Yours didn't count because you didn't number it.

Damn it, man. Stop stealing my numbers.

FAX

[Buck]

27) Sucks

[Phobia]

28) Back tattoos can spontaneously combust if standing too close to a microwave.

[Saulbadguy]

I just recently discovered I do not have the ability to start threads, so this thread does not apply to me. :)

[Phobia]

I just recently discovered I do not have the ability to start threads, so this thread does not apply to me. :)

You've been gunther_fanned? It's about time.

[Buck]

29)
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/npastula/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

[kcfanXIII]

Cower is not going to be the Chiefs coach


23) Cowher isn't coming here


this definitely counts as a repost

[Eleazar]

30) Do not title your thread starting with "OMG!"

31) Nobody cares about your fantasy football team

[Ari ümlaüt]

32) We dont care about Florida or Tebow.

[Phobia]

33) The weather sucks? No kidding. It's winter.

[Bugeater]

this definitely counts as a repost
Bullshit. He didn't even spell it right. He could be talking about a completely different person for all I know.

[Eleazar]

34) Typing "Chase Daniels" should be cause for banning

[Ari ümlaüt]

35) Ron Paul is the best EVAR1!!11

[Phobia]

35) Elaine Weir knows nothing about football, why is she writing for the Chiefs, I couldn't make it past the second sentence.

[plbrdude]

37) sometimes, you just need to flush it

[OnTheWarpath15]

34) Typing "Chase Daniels" should be cause for banning

34a.) Also include Sammie Parker, Ryan Simms and John Welbourne.

[FAX]

34b) Always type the name, "SIPPIO!!!!" in capital letters with lots of exclamation points.

FAX

[Buck]

38) Scoring is overrated.

[Bob Dole]

39. Tony Romo!

[Eleazar]

Now that I think about it, the mods should filter Chase Daniels down to Chase Daniel. :hmmm:

[plbrdude]

38) Scoring is overrated.


right, more than 13 is arena ball

[Rasputin]

40) discuss, & GET OVER IT

[Bump]

41) Kaun is pretty good off the bench

[KCFalcon59]

42) Don't do this,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Eleazar]

43) It doesn't matter if you are sorry if it's a re<i></i>post

[Gonzo]

44) No more 2 girls, 1 cup please.

[barry_smilez20]

45) lions will loze out

[banyon]

5) If you can raed tihs yuor raelly, rlaely sramt.

reminds me of this:

http://www.friends.hosted.pl/redrim/Reading_Test.jpg

[Barret]

46: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[JBucc]

31: I can't count

[88TG88]

47: No, you can not get your sig privileges back.

[Bob Dole]

Does this mean I can start a post about Trent becoming the OC?

Sounds like something one of the former members here would do.

[Tits McGee]

48: Kiss Monday Night Football goodbye for KC.

[Thig Lyfe]

49) Regurgitating your inbox all over the board makes you look like an idiot.

[Rasputin]

50) n00bs arn't aloud to make ***official threads***

[stevieray]

:cuss: Carl

[Mr. Flopnuts]

51. Repost

[Mr. Flopnuts]

52. Poop threads are ALWAYS acceptable under any and all circumstances. In addition, they are the ONLY threads that are worthless WITH pics.

[ChiefGator]

Five more things there is really no need to post...

53) This is the worst draft in fifty years ; no elite players past the first (insert Chiefs draft position minus one) players.

54) That one player [insert highest rated player at any position] wouldn't have even been taken in last years draft. That's how weak this draft is.

55) I can't believe this organization tried to win games this year, when this was supposed to be a rebuilding year

56) I can handle a rebuilding a year

57) I can't believe how bad all our young players have been, after getting to play in 8 games this year. We should toss them all out and start completely fresh.

[a1na2]

Found #17.

17. Unless you have reached Icon status, or are a founding member, we don't care that you're leaving, and we don't really care about them either.

[Halfcan]

7) The white substance that had the Chiefs baffled was a goal/chalk line

ROFL

[Bugeater]

58) We don't know where we're drafting yet

59) Merry Christmas

[cdcox]

60. Beer Me is preoccupied with his girl and work

61. The Pats-Giants game will be televised on every NBC, CBS, NFL network, but not PBS.

[ChiefaRoo]

22) Never, ever, ever write a little song about Santa going to the bathroom. Ever.

FAX


YEAH! (glad I could help Dave out FAX)

[Thig Lyfe]

[62] All-caps thread titles don't make you cooler.

[banyon]

63) Anytime the Chiefs sign anyone, ever, it's time to print the playoff tickets.

[Thig Lyfe]

LXIII. It's "Samie", "Brodie" and Ryan "Sims".

[Buck]

64) Apparently any thread that is simply a discussion of which powder you like to use on your balls will be immediately deleted.

[Skip Towne]

Herm is the worst coach in the history of the world.

[Thig Lyfe]

66) Skip is uncomfortable with counting in public.

[Cartman]

"Respect my authori-tah!!"

[Buck]

67)If you can't spot the sucker in the first 30 minutes at the table, you are the sucker.

[Bugeater]

68) Don't post stupid shit you get in your e-mail. We've all seen it and it's not funny.

[FAX]

69) A "pundit" is like a sherpa. But, not really.

[xbarretx]

70) Chuck Norris CAN smell what the Rock is cooking

[King_Chief_Fan]

69) A "pundit" is like a sherpa. But, not really.

71) nothing but the "fax" ma'am

[Tribal Warfare]

72) KC can't pick ahead of Oakland in the '08 draft

73) When reading Gretz articles wear your boots and slickers, because you will have to endure an avalanche of shit.

[xbarretx]

73) Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero

["Bob" Dobbs]

74)The coin flip will be at the combine.

[jjchieffan]

75) Don't start threads about rep......for any reason. Take my word for it. :ROFL:

[milkman]

If you feel the need to check in here before you start a thread, then you probably should never, ever, start a thread.