Parker, come back, I'm different...

[Simply Red]

Actually joking aside. We do miss you, most all of us. Please bring your knowledge back to the forum. We've had to settle with the knowledge Laz has brought :p (joking again.) We want you back! After numerous attempts (mostly by fax :p , we've landed Fire Me Boy!)

Please express what Parker meant to you as a poster and illustrate your missing him.

[Sure-Oz]

What is parker's CP name

[JimNasium]

Even skinbra misses Porker.

[Simply Red]

htismaqe

[Buehler445]

What is parker's CP name

htismaqe. I'm a n00b, but I was around last offseason, and the dude knows about football. I want him back.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yup... I miss him. Good dude.

[Deberg_1990]

I miss the Mythical "GAZ" as well..

[blueballs]

PBJ FIRST DOWN SAMIE PBJ

[Fire Me Boy!]

I miss that guy caveman guy.

[Hammock Parties]

I miss Parker, too.

[Simply Red]

I miss the Mythical "GAZ" as well..
no chance of his return :(

[Fire Me Boy!]

no chance of his return :(
Now where would we be if you'd said that about me?

[chop]

I miss the Mythical "GAZ" as well..

Gaz was such a defensive minded fan that I think the Vermeil years took their toll on him and he couldn't stomach it any more.

[Deberg_1990]

dont forget MrBlond:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=94638

[Sure-Oz]

I see, sucks all these guys just disappeared or got a life

[RJ]

I was never sure if he really knew football or was just full of s*** but by golly he sounded like he knew what he was talking about. And as far as I'm concerned, that's what really matters. This board sorely misses him, no one else here comes even close to giving the impression of football knowledge the way Parker did. And football, after all, seems to be a subject many members are interested in.

[Simply Red]

Gaz was such a defensive minded fan that I think the Vermeil years took their toll on him and he couldn't stomach it any more.
nah, he expressed to me that he was fed up with the occassional classlessness and piling-on. I truly don't believe it was because of the team.

[Simply Red]

Now where would we be if you'd said that about me?
I know you better ;)

[doomy3]

yep, I definitely wish htismaqe would come back

[BigMeatballDave]

I hope he comes back.

BTW, Where the hell is Beer me?

[teedubya]

Just because FireMeboy came back, SR, doesn't mean you have "come back to CP" mojo.

[Hammock Parties]

I know for a fact Parker has been hanging around this place. He's repped me a couple times in the last week or three. He's just not posting.

[HemiEd]

This board sorely misses him, no one else here comes even close to giving the impression of football knowledge the way Parker did. And football, after all, seems to be a subject many members are interested in.

Yep, it would be great to see him back. I argued with him some, but hey that is what this place is for. jspchief would be another one that is missed.

[dirk digler]

Parker is around he sends me rep comments every so often. I know he lurks and for some reason he doesn't want to start posting again.

I PM'ed him about coming back a while back but he has ignored me. :harumph:

[cdcox]

Htis!

MAQE!

Htis!

MAQE!

Htis!

MAQE!


Well, that was gay.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Htis!

MAQE!

Htis!

MAQE!

Htis!

MAQE!


Well, that was gay.
Gesundheit

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We sent a few PMs back and forth about some old tech stuff.

If he's happy, more power to him. I can see why asshats like Hootie would cause him to lose desire for this place.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

We sent a few PMs back and forth about some old tech stuff.

If he's happy, more power to him. I can see why asshats like Hootie would cause him to lose desire for this place.


I left a present for you in the other htismaqe meaning thread. :p

[HolmeZz]

I piss marker.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I piss marker.
Like... Sharpie or what?

[KcMizzou]

I like Htis.

I like this board without him... but it was better when he was posting.

[luv]

I like Htis.

I like this board without him... but it was better when he was posting.
Back to the blonde, huh? Can definitely tell football season is over.

[milkman]

nah, he expressed to me that he was fed up with the occassional classlessness and piling-on. I truly don't believe it was because of the team.

Yep.

I'm sorry I'm such a classless SOB.









Oh, wait, no, I'm not, but I do miss Parker's input around here.

[milkman]

Yep, it would be great to see him back. I argued with him some, but hey that is what this place is for. jspchief would be another one that is missed.

Yeah, jsp came to mind as well for me.

[KcMizzou]

Back to the blonde, huh? Can definitely tell football season is over.Hah, yeah. RJ posted once about how he knew me by this avy. I changed it for Mizzou... always planned on going back after the Bowl game.

[KcMizzou]

Yeah, jsp came to mind as well for me.Count me in for jsp too.

[RJ]

Back to the blonde, huh? Can definitely tell football season is over.




My favorite avatar ever. Thanks for letting us know, I use "at work".

[2112]

Didn't he lose his burst once he retired from being the local sheriff?

He was a good poster, he brought balance to the force of the Planet. he is missed.

[KcMizzou]

My favorite avatar ever. Thanks for letting us know, I use "at work".I'm honored. :D

[Logical]

We sent a few PMs back and forth about some old tech stuff.

If he's happy, more power to him. I can see why asshats like Hootie would cause him to lose desire for this place.

I don't think any one poster could ever drive Parker away. I am somewhat convinced that all the grief he was given as moderator eventually made him feel that he was no longer appreciated around here and was not enjoying the place nearly as much. My guess is he will someday create a new username and just return so he is no long associated with having been the administrator/moderator.

I think it would be cool if he returned as some sort of redrum character.

[KcMizzou]

I don't think any one poster could ever drive Parker away. I am somewhat convinced that all the grief he was given as moderator eventually made him feel that he was no longer appreciated around here and was not enjoying the place nearly as much. My guess is he will someday create a new username and just return so he is no long associated with having been the administrator/moderator.

I think it would be cool if he returned as some sort of redrum character.I think it probably had as much to do with the Chiefs as it did this site. Frustration on both fronts.

No biggie... he'll pop back in eventually.

[Phobia]

Count me in for jsp too.
Jeff posted last week.

[Eleazar]

those two were a couple of the best football posters, IMO

[JBucc]

He's just afraid of teh foot-ball knowledge beatdown I would give him if he started posting again. He knows. I know it. We all know it.


(Have I posted this before in one of those other "Where or where is htismaqe?" threads? Seems like I have. Maybe I just thought it.)

[blueballs]

He was
PBJ FIRST DOWN SAMIE PBJ

[ChiTown]

Yeah, jsp came to mind as well for me.

Flopnuts Sr = Milkman?

Milkman Jr = Flopnuts?

Is this correct? Also, is Flopnuts your son? I'm not around enough anymore to recognize the changes. tks

[milkman]

Flopnuts Sr = Milkman?

Milkman Jr = Flopnuts?

Is this correct? Also, is Flopnuts your son? I'm not around enough anymore to recognize the changes. tks

Confusing, ain't it?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

[ChiTown]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a thesaurus, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

OUTFUGGINSTANDING!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

[FAX]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a thesaurus, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

ROFL

FAX

[2112]

I don't think any one poster could ever drive Parker away. I am somewhat convinced that all the grief he was given as moderator eventually made him feel that he was no longer appreciated around here and was not enjoying the place nearly as much. My guess is he will someday create a new username and just return so he is no long associated with having been the administrator/moderator.

I think it would be cool if he returned as some sort of redrum character.
Dr. Doom hit the nail on the head. he was never the same after he got gang raped in that ''This is your last chance MEME!!, or I'm going to ban you!!!'' thread.

Once he resigned he didn't have that same powerful aura and energy about him.

He definitely knew his shit about football though, I'll give him that.

[KcMizzou]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a thesaurus, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.LMAO

Wow. That's great stuff. :clap:

[milkman]

I nominate Warpath for post of the month!

[KcMizzou]

I nominate Warpath for post of the month!Amen.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I nominate Warpath for post of the month!

Came with some interesting positive rep as well......

your mother's ass gets a reprieve tonight


:spock:

[milkman]

Came with some interesting positive rep as well......




:spock:

Huh?

[KcMizzou]

Came with some interesting positive rep as well......




:spock:Sounds like Redrum rep.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Sounds like Redrum rep.

Nope.

I'll admit, I laughed.

I hadn't gotten any off-the-wall rep in a long time.....

[Bowser]

Yeah, I miss htis and jsp's football takes. The place is less without them (and throw KCWolfman in there as well, even though I know he pops in here every now and again).

[jAZ]

He's gone?

The last 4 reps I got were all from him.

Weird.

[OnTheWarpath15]

He's gone?

The last 4 reps I got were all from him.

Weird.

I've gotten some rep form him and we've talked a bit via PM's.

He's lurking, but I guess has no interest in diving back into the fray.

[jlscorpio]

I enjoyed Parkers takes on music, as well as football. This place is less cool w/o him.

[BigRedChief]

I've gotten some rep form him and we've talked a bit via PM's.

He's lurking, but I guess has no interest in diving back into the fray.
Same here.

[Baby Lee]

He's just embarassed.
Seems he rechecked his math, and while better than bad might not necessarily equal good, it is definitely better than bad.

[stumppy]

He's just embarassed.
Seems he rechecked his math, and while better than bad might not necessarily equal good, it is definitely better than bad.


You know it's going to be humiliating for him to come back and admit that.
It's probably the only thing keeping him away this long.:D

[OnTheWarpath15]

He's just embarassed.
Seems he rechecked his math, and while better than bad might not necessarily equal good, it is definitely better than bad.


LMAO

[HemiEd]

Yeah, jsp came to mind as well for me.

I just think he has the time anymore. I know at one time he was very concerned about his roofing business and the market change.

[Hootie]

I liked THE MAQ! He was right, I was wrong...I thought the Chiefs had a legit chance at the playoffs this season, and I wanted Huard because he gave us the best chance to win.

Huard did give us the best chance to win, but we were so bad that it didn't really matter...though, I truly believe that Huard saved Croyle's career because had the Chiefs went with Croyle from day 1 EVERYONE would've been pissed off because we would've been awful and everyone would have been calling for Damon...that's fact.

By the time Brodie got the call most fans were so happy to see the change that they won't even remember Brodie didn't win a game, didn't get close to winning a game, and never really showed anything other than a strong arm.

Hopefully we can build the team around Brodie's strengths (that I have yet to see) this offseason to see if we really have something or if we need to fix it in 2009.

As for THE MAQ, I admit to you I was wrong, you were right, but that's not saying much, because I was pretty much wrong on everything this season (other than Priest Holmes, he turned out to be a fraud, even with those 20+ carries I thought would never happen...)

[Fire Me Boy!]

By the time Brodie got the call most fans were so happy to see the change that they won't even remember Brodie didn't win a game, didn't get close to winning a game, and never really showed anything other than a strong arm.
\
I'm not one to routinely bag on people, but DAMN Hootie... your and idiot.

Brodie shows MUCH more accuracy than Huard and showed more presence in the pocket than Huard has EVER. Let's not forget that Huard curls into the fetal position if someone sniffs his jersey.

Is it coincidence that the line played better (remember what we've learned, children -- better than bad isn't necessarily good... it's just better) when Croyle played? IIRC, sacks were down significantly when Croyle lined up under center.

[Discuss Thrower]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a thesaurus, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Money. Absolute MONEYSHOT of a post.

[beach tribe]

I'd like to apollogize to him for being such a homer at the beginning of the season.
He obviously Knew the truth long before I was ready to see it.
I don't blame him for getting away from the whole thing, but I wish he was still around.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
Got lazy. I'll not acknowledge the thought put into this post until you use some creativity on the aforementioned sentence.

:harumph:

[beach tribe]

I liked THE MAQ! He was right, I was wrong...I thought the Chiefs had a legit chance at the playoffs this season, and I wanted Huard because he gave us the best chance to win.

Huard did give us the best chance to win, but we were so bad that it didn't really matter...though, I truly believe that Huard saved Croyle's career because had the Chiefs went with Croyle from day 1 EVERYONE would've been pissed off because we would've been awful and everyone would have been calling for Damon...that's fact.

By the time Brodie got the call most fans were so happy to see the change that they won't even remember Brodie didn't win a game, didn't get close to winning a game, and never really showed anything other than a strong arm.

Hopefully we can build the team around Brodie's strengths (that I have yet to see) this offseason to see if we really have something or if we need to fix it in 2009.

As for THE MAQ, I admit to you I was wrong, you were right, but that's not saying much, because I was pretty much wrong on everything this season (other than Priest Holmes, he turned out to be a fraud, even with those 20+ carries I thought would never happen...)
Hootie your easy enough to hate already. Having to look at your sig makes you the Queer checking guys out at the Club :shake: Nasty.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Got lazy. I'll not acknowledge the thought put into this post until you use some creativity on the aforementioned sentence.

:harumph:

Damn.

Thought I'd leave a little of the original monologue.

Hmmmm......

How 'bout this:


I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Damn.

Thought I'd leave a little of the original monologue.

Hmmmm......

How 'bout this:


I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
Acceptable. Rep on its way.

"harumph" rescinded.

[SBK]

I'm confident that when I disappear I will not be missed.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm confident that when I disappear I will not be missed.
Who are you?

[SBK]

Who are you?

My point exactly. :)

[booger]

I fear talking about the hawkeyes is the only way it can be done.

As a cyclone fan I absolutly refuse that even for Hootysmaqueorhoweveryasayit(that's an aweful bad comparrison of posters but hootysmaque just is too funny not to post please don't tar and feather me parker!)

[OnTheWarpath15]

Weird.

I just got rep for post 48 over a year after the fact.

Cool.

[Buehler445]

It was a damn good post.

[DeezNutz]

Weird.

I just got rep for post 48 over a year after the fact.

Cool.

Good thing I countered that with some neg. rep.

[BigRedChief]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
OMG How did I miss that. Classic :clap:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Good thing I countered that with some neg. rep.

LMAO

[Buehler445]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

BUMP.... For football season. This is one of the most epic posts....ever.

And in truth, Parker does need to come back. There is a lot of good discussion, and I'm sure many would appreciate his contributions.

[Reerun_KC]

BUMP.... For football season. This is one of the most epic posts....ever.

And in truth, Parker does need to come back. There is a lot of good discussion, and I'm sure many would appreciate his contributions.

My God That was a classic!

[BigMeatballDave]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.:clap: All kinds of Awesomeness in there...:thumb:

[KcMizzou]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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[rad]

Man, how'd I miss that? It's T-shirt worthy. I think I also got a semi.

[Reerun_KC]

Man, how'd I miss that? It's T-shirt worthy. I think I also got a semi.

Should be like on the main banner for the website or something?

That is a HOF classic post!

[Buehler445]

Man, how'd I miss that? It's T-shirt worthy. I think I also got a semi.

In the original post, he also included the pic of Nicholson. Epic.

[Reerun_KC]

In the original post, he also included the pic of Nicholson. Epic.

We need a HOF for some of these threads... Lock the thread down but put them in a hall of classics or something...

[Bugeater]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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I'll see your Player, and raise you some J Geils Band.

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[Inspector]

I miss the Mythical "GAZ" as well..

Yep, always enjoyed Gaz's "quarterback killing bone crushing" defense takes. I thinkt he demise of our defense sent him into a permanent depression.

Parker still comes around. Just not as often.

[Hammock Parties]

Parker is over at WPI.

[dirk digler]

Where did Parker go btw again? Did someone piss him off again

[dirk digler]

Parker is over at WPI.

Seriously?

[Skip Towne]

Parker is over at WPI.

I'm not even going over there to check. I don't want to take another shower.

[Hammock Parties]

Seriously?

He sends me private messages.

[dirk digler]

He sends me private messages.

So why did he leave again?

[Infidel Goat]

Come back, Parker!

http://sharetv.org/images/parker_lewis_cant_lose-show.jpg

[Buehler445]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

This movie was on today and it reminded me of the best post in the history of the site.

[Tornado]

Thanks for running off simply red you stupid ass mods

[Titty Meat]

Isnt Parker back? SR will be back. Calm down everyone it's not that serious

[pugsnotdrugs19]

We miss you SR! Thank you!

[scho63]

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[Imon Yourside]

Sharknado!

[Titty Meat]

We miss you SR! Thank you!

That was really sweet of you!

[Naptown Chief]

That was really sweet of you!

You seem nice too

[OnTheWarpath15]

This movie was on today and it reminded me of the best post in the history of the site.

Can't believe that was almost 11 years ago.

[TimeForWasp]

What in the actual fuck is going on???

[BigRedChief]

Actually joking aside. We do miss you, most all of us. Please bring your knowledge back to the forum. We've had to settle with the knowledge Laz has brought :p (joking again.) We want you back! After numerous attempts (mostly by fax :p , we've landed Fire Me Boy!)

Please express what Parker meant to you as a poster and illustrate your missing him.You seem nice. Now, in Dec. 2018 why don't you come back?

[TLO]

What in the actual **** is going on???

I'm also quite confused.

[Reerun_KC]

Can't believe that was almost 11 years ago.

The dark ages seem so like forever ago.

[SAUTO]

Son, we live in a world that has idiotic message board posts, and those posts have to be guarded by men with facts and stats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Hootie? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for htismaqe, and you curse the Chiefs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That htismaqe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved him from a nervous breakdown. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves you from a nervous breakdown. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that bulletin board, you need me on that bulletin board. We use words like your and idiot, moran, pie. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent talking football. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a n00b who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the incredible knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Wow. What a post!

[Buehler445]

Can't believe that was almost 11 years ago.

Right? When the hell did I go off and get old.