If Chiefs Planet Members were HS recruits. Stars. Strenghts. Weaknesses.

[|Zach|]

Reading about some of the football recruiting news that has been going on today and seeing some of the profiles of different players I started thinking about what it would be like if Chiefs Planet got a new class of posters each year and they could recruit and bring in certain posters to try and make a board.

What kind of recruit would you be? 3 star? 4 star?

What are your strengths and weaknesses?

Had you been recruited by or given verbals to any other message boards?

And how are your stats...

Does ChiefsPlanet have a good enough to program to bring in the top posters?

[Braincase]

RainMan: 4 Stars

Strengths: Usually the first guy on the poll, quick with the line, good first step. Good Wunderlic score, popular with Asian chics and anybody that look like they just walked off of a Japanese anime cartoon. Often mistaken as British due to hats. Good tipper.

Weakness: Scored below average on the bench press. Afraid of mice and giant mechanical lizards.

[jidar]

well my dick isn't very thick but at least it's short.

[Jilly]

hmmm.... depends on whether you want a female on your team, I guess.

[sedated]

hmmm.... depends on whether you want a female on your team, I guess.

we need less females switching to the other team

[ChiTown]

well my dick isn't very thick but at least it's short.

Damn, we could be twins....you know, like Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[pr_capone]

Rating ourselves?

pr_capone - 3 star recruit

Downside:

pr_capone's stats on other message boards, such as post count, are not on average with other members from his recruiting class.

On occasion he will get into a rut of posting nothing more than youtube videos or some other random things he finds amusing from across the net.

Needs to show more selectivity when posting information from other forums and the internet in general.

Upside:

pr_capone has been a moderator on 2 internet forums now (one small, the other world wide). He has served in the capacity of admin and a Super Moderator. He had nothing to do with either board for years after their birth but earned a spot as a staffer due to quality posts (when not posting random shit off the net), sense of humor, and a desire to help others.

He brings a lot of experience to the table despite his relatively young age. He is quick to learn and is very loyal once he finds himself in a comfortable position.

Currently considering offers from:

www.nxportal.com
www.chiefsplanet.com
www.fark.com

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Rating ourselves is not nearly as fun IMO, as scouting other members. Wait............

[DMAC]

luv- 4 stars

Strengths- Never late to team meetings...sometimes even early. Stays up into the morning hours watching game film. Sticks to one team and is very loyal. Will show up to every extra curricular activity, although had problems with this in the past.

Weakness- We have reason to believe that if offered grape Gatorade, she would leave the team in a heartbeat. Also is not up to speed on new apparell. Likes the early 90's throwbacks, which could be a strength, depending on who you talk to.

[BigRedChief]

ohhhh cool another popularity thread...

[Fire Me Boy!]

I want FAX to do mine... please, FAX?

[FAX]

I wand FAX to do mine... please, FAX?

No, you insensitive, ungrateful poster.

Have you no shame?

FAX

[Fire Me Boy!]

No, you insensitive, ungrateful poster.

Have you no shame?

FAX
No. I think Bob Dole took it when he took my 100 posts.

[Hammock Parties]

Just ****in' do me.

[Adept Havelock]

Just ****in' do me.


You've been saying that for years, and it still hasn't happened.

Why should today be any different?

[The Franchise]

Are we typing up our own.....or someone else's?

[FAX]

No. I think Bob Dole took it when he took my 100 posts.

What's he going to do with it?

Seriously, I have a ton of work to finish up here, Mr. Fire Me Boy!. I'll try and finish asap and work on yours later, if no one beats me to it.

FAX

[Demonpenz]

fire me boy doesn't like us downloading the game film

[2112]

Frazod - A+

His specialties are slam dunking other posters with a foul vicious mean streak.

FAX - A+

He is the Planet's Poet Laureate. he has a sharp and unique wit about him that is very unique.

Skip Towne - A

A senior Citizen type glamor poster, who some of us have a very soft spot in their heart for.

GoChiefs - F+

He's really annoying spewing his fecal diatribes all over CP. but he is what he is, I suppose.

Laz - A

A modern day leftist lunatic maniacal libtard, who I actually think is cool. :spock:

His porno collection is not matched on the planet.

Patteeu - A+

He is my hero in DC. that is all!

HemiEd - A+

The father figure I never had as a child growing up. I get all choked up talking about him.

Hamas ''now you've pissed me off'' Jenkins - A+

One of my all time favorites

Rainman - A+

We need another kangaroo court again. that was cool!

morphius - A+

This dude doesn't get enough credit around here. a very cool guy.

Bob Dole - B+

Bob Dole could have had an A, but he's been awfully miserable lately. who knows why?

This is part I

To be continued.

[Adept Havelock]

To be continued.

I'd certainly hope so. :harumph: :p

[Hammock Parties]

Bill Parcells - F-

A piece of cro-magnon shit.

[2112]

I'd certainly hope so. :harumph: :p
PART II

Adept Havelock - A+

Adept was the Rabbi that circumcised my penis as a youngster. thank you, my friend. you're a very good poster too.

Simplex3 - A+

Berrilyum® (sp?) is the key word. a cool guy.

milkman sr™ -A+

His Herman ****ing Edwards rants are that of legend.

CrazyCoffey - A+

:spock:

listopencil - A+

One of my favorite opposing teams fans.

Buceyedpea - D-

You have to pick a team girly girl.

to be continued.

[kcfanXIII]

fire me boy doesn't like us downloading the game film

does someone have to mention this in every thread FMB posts in? i mean, i don't really agree with him on the subject, but i can see why his stance is the way it is. agree to disagree and move on.

[Simplex3]

Simplex3 - A+

Berrilyum® (sp?) is the key word. a cool guy.
Bill12 Dimencels - C

Would have scored better but flunked his spelling test.




It's "beryllium".

[2112]

Bill Parcells - F-

A piece of cro-magnon shit.
That hurt, didn't it? LMAO

I know you have thicker skin that that, boy.

[Simplex3]

does someone have to mention this in every thread FMB posts in? i mean, i don't really agree with him on the subject, but i can see why his stance is the way it is. agree to disagree and move on.
Dude, he had an "I'm leaving the Planet" moment. From that point forward it's like "antifreeze" and "lost his burst". It has to be said.

[Simply Red]

MarlboroChief gets no love from me.
Just throwing that out there.

[Adept Havelock]

PART II

Adept Havelock - A+

Adept was the Rabbi that circumcised my penis as a youngster. thank you, my friend. you're a very good poster too.




Even then, you were a mensch. Well, at least a boysch.

:) מזל טוב

MarlboroChief gets no love from me.
Just throwing that out there.

Ah yes...the John Rocker of the Planet. D-.

Decent skills, but lousy team player.

Simply Red- A

Nice guy, who can always be counted on to post B-day threads.

[ROYC75]

Just ****in' do me.

Like when has that changed ? :rolleyes:

[Halfcan]

PART II

Adept Havelock - A+

Adept was the Rabbi that circumcised my penis as a youngster. thank you, my friend. you're a very good poster too.

Simplex3 - A+

Berrilyum® (sp?) is the key word. a cool guy.

milkman sr™ -A+

His Herman ****ing Edwards rants are that of legend.

CrazyCoffey - A+

:spock:

listopencil - A+


Is there anyone's ass you havn't kissed yet?? :rolleyes:

One of my favorite opposing teams fans.

Buceyedpea - D-

You have to pick a team girly girl.

to be continued.

[Gonzo]

Gonzo=A+++++++++++

Just because I'm a sexy bastard.

[Halfcan]

Gonzo=A+++++++++++

Just because I'm a sexy bastard.

You forgot a few ++++++++ :rolleyes:

[2112]

µ¨ûçÛ
You are ''the repost policeman™''

You get an F, for lack of effort.

[kc rush]

Looking through this, all I can say is that this team sucks.

The great part of it is that I will finally be able to get club level seats.

[Extra Point]

4th & Long: B+

Was consistent every season, but has kept quiet at the end of this season and into the playoffs. Blame falls on the conditioner and coaching staff. Will get more combine looks, as soon as the winter wheat is ready.

[Halfcan]

You are ''the repost policeman™''

You get an F, for lack of effort.

actually, I passed that on to Coffey-who has been assleep on the freakin job-so gets a D-

[Halfcan]

You are ''the repost policeman™''

You get an F, for lack of effort.

actually, I passed that on to Coffey-who has been assleep on the freakin job-so gets a D-

see he didn't even catch this :)

[Halfcan]

Looking through this, all I can say is that this team sucks.

The great part of it is that I will finally be able to get club level seats.

and so begins the first part of Evil King Carls secret plan......

[Logical]

Dr. Doom
Strengths: His username says it all, an evil strongman with real postings in the top 5 of his class. A strong supporter for free speech and BB rights, supports the underdog and weakest among our members. Won't back down yet will forgive and forget.

Downside:So evil he enjoys taunting the homers among our members. Has a tendency to predict the negative which can be a downer. Homers don't like a poster who see the bad things and talks about them.

[JohninGpt]

JohninGpt - F
Has a very short attention span and can't hold a job for more than twenty years.

[ThaVirus]

Dude, he had an "I'm leaving the Planet" moment. From that point forward it's like "antifreeze" and "lost his burst". It has to be said.

What's the story behind those two anyway ? And isn't "stabbing in the face" a running gag around here too ?

[crazycoffey]

CrazyCoffey - A+

:spock:




I guess I got an A+ and you don't know why?
I usually have that effect on women;

yeah, I slept with him, and he was really good, but I can't tell you how or why.....

[Ebolapox]

I have nothing to add except lyrics to the greatest song of all-time. that should at least warrent a two-star rating as punter.

2003, I pray for God they people make the right decision
I don't wanna war. I just wanna peace. Stop the war. Check this.
I hope my black brothers feel the same like me
Dre, Snoop, Puff, L, Tupac Shakur, rest in peace. He was the best. My respect (yeee, c'mon)

I hate terrorists, and I understand you.
September 11, I'll never forget you. Rest in peace
Catch the bad man, stop your plan, bin Laden, thank Allah.
Yee c'mon. Stop the war. That's right.
Chorus:

Sometimes people make a war, don't know what is for (business)
Say you stop the war (yee c'mon, once again)
Sometimes people fight a war, don't know what is for (business)
Say you stop the war (yee that's right, c'mon)

I don't wanna war, I just want to live and love each other
My family, my friends. Nobody wants war. Life is short
Yee, c'mon, that's right. Check.

They just simple people, want simple life. Simple land, simple thing.
We have so many places. World is big. A place enough.
That's right. C'mon. Yee.

Don't make war any more. Show the right way. I pray. Don't kill each other
I don't wanna war. Stop your business. I pray for God, stop the war.
Yee, c'mon, that's right.
Chorus:

Sometimes people make a war, don't know what is for (business)
Say you stop the war (Yee c'mon, once again)
Sometimes people fight a war, don't know what is for (business) Say you stop the war (Yee that's right, c'mon, together)

We don't wanna war. Takacs Tamas, Varga Miklos, Bebe, Naszi,
My respect, Speak. I'll be back. Peace.

http://www.speakthehungarianrapper.com/lyrics/

[crazycoffey]

actually, I passed that on to Coffey-who has been assleep on the freakin job-so gets a D-

see he didn't even catch this :)

REP*ST - you bitch!





I said "I barely remeber that" and it took it away from me....

[crazycoffey]

What's the story behind those two anyway ? And isn't "stabbing in the face" a running gag around here too ?


We have no time to explain ourselves, n00b! Go explore the old threads for your answers, you're bound to come back with more questions....

[crazycoffey]

CrazyCoffey aka KennelKoughy aka pissedincoffey

Solid C.....

Came on strong, started a thread that took a life of it's own (still taking credit.....) got banned, lost his burst, tried to regain it, lost it more, tried again to regain it, and - well that about catches you all up.....

[Simplex3]

What's the story behind those two anyway ? And isn't "stabbing in the face" a running gag around here too ?
Stabbing in the face, peeing in her butt, Phobia makes women fat, nachos, etc, etc.

You'll have to find out their meanings for yourself.

[Tits McGee]

Walk-on Division II...

[crazycoffey]

Stabbing in the face, peeing in her butt, Phobia makes women fat, nachos, etc, etc.

You'll have to find out their meanings for yourself.


teh ghey
NTTAWWT
pron
your and idiot

[Priest4Prez]

I am actually a 2 star recruit, does that count?

[FAX]

Mr. Fire Me Boy! - 4 Stars

Mr. Fire Me Boy! Could have been a four year starter but took one season off for unknown personal reasons. Good off the snap but struggles when double teamed. One of the most nimble members of this class and can speed post when his threads are open. A finalist for both the Rachael Ray Award and the Herb Alpert Trophy. A solid first round pick for a team that is looking for someone to film them eating lunch.

FAX

[Nightfyre]

Mr. Fire Me Boy! - 4 Stars

Mr. Fire Me Boy! Could have been a four year starter but took one season off for unknown personal reasons. Good off the snap but struggles when double teamed. One of the most nimble members of this class and can speed post when his threads are open. A finalist for both the Rachael Ray Award and the Herb Alpert Trophy. A solid first round pick for a team that is looking for someone to film them eating lunch.

FAX
FAX drafts based on need. Boo. You need to draft BPA (Best planeteer available.)

[Fire Me Boy!]

Mr. Fire Me Boy! - 4 Stars

Mr. Fire Me Boy! Could have been a four year starter but took one season off for unknown personal reasons. Good off the snap but struggles when double teamed. One of the most nimble members of this class and can speed post when his threads are open. A finalist for both the Rachael Ray Award and the Herb Alpert Trophy. A solid first round pick for a team that is looking for someone to film them eating lunch.

FAX
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/531/faxrepuz2.jpg

[J Diddy]

I guess I got an A+ and you don't know why?
I usually have that effect on women;

yeah, I slept with him, and he was really good, but I can't tell you how or why.....


because you left early in the morning before she woke and screamed and started crying "I did that?"

[xbarretx]

You've been saying that for years, and it still hasn't happened.

Why should today be any different?

ROFL

its ok, Goatse is just on a bit of a dry spell in the ladies dept. ;) cant rain everyday you know :thumb: