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Kylo Ren
01-10-2008, 01:37 PM
If this guy becomes President of South Africa, South Africa will BURN! I can guarantee it. How can the South Africans not see this? WHO is voting for this guy? To reference the movie Blood Diamond: T.I.A.......

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321785,00.html


The 'Bring Me My Machine Gun' Campaign

Thursday , January 10, 2008
By Allison Barrie

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Delano
01-10-2008, 01:40 PM
Is the article meant to scroll at the bottom of the screen?

It is stationary and difficult to read.

DMAC
01-10-2008, 01:41 PM
Living proof that "your face CAN get stuck that way".

Kylo Ren
01-10-2008, 01:43 PM
I removed the text. Just click the link. Sorry.

Adept Havelock
01-10-2008, 01:44 PM
Wow. A Zulu Draka. Who'da thunkit?


Scary...

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-10-2008, 01:47 PM
Do you have a good idea where I could find an assault rifle in south africa?

Chiefmanwillcatch
01-10-2008, 01:53 PM
Thats normal for black guy in Africa.

Whats the problem.

South Africa has turned out real well with integration. Crime and violence have disappeared and everyone is so happy.

Kylo Ren
01-10-2008, 02:01 PM
I've been to SA. It's the most modern country in Africa, but going downhill fast. It's too bad. If you've ever been to Africa, you'll soon realize that Africa will ALWAYS be Africa. They just don't get it.

Delano
01-10-2008, 02:07 PM
Thats normal for black guy in Africa.

Whats the problem.

South Africa has turned out real well with integration. Crime and violence have disappeared and everyone is so happy.

When does this Marlboro_Chief handle get banned?

I'm taking the under on two weeks.

Sfeihc
01-10-2008, 02:10 PM
Teddy Long for Prez?

Uncle_Ted
01-10-2008, 02:12 PM
I thinks that's the black guy from Jon Stewart's show. He was probably looking for a side gig during the writers strike.

Chiefmanwillcatch
01-10-2008, 02:16 PM
When does this Marlboro_Chief handle get banned?

I'm taking the under on two weeks.

What did i say thats worth banning?

:hmmm:

Are you black and hate anybody mentioning blacks? Sounds like it.

Delano
01-10-2008, 02:22 PM
What did i say thats worth banning?

:hmmm:

Are you black and hate anybody mentioning blacks? Sounds like it.

This is the perfect thread to display your racism. Go ahead and get yourself banned. I like your tobacco product_Chief names better anyway.

I'm not black, but I'm not a retart like yourself.

Eleazar
01-10-2008, 02:22 PM
Hope it stays safe, I hope to travel there someday. Already looks like Kenya is out for the forseeable future...

Chiefmanwillcatch
01-10-2008, 02:33 PM
This is the perfect thread to display your racism. Go ahead and get yourself banned. I like your tobacco product_Chief names better anyway.

I'm not black, but I'm not a retart like yourself.

What racism buddy ?? Why would I get banned?

Explain it to me. I need to learn from you.

Please teach me so i can be enlightened like you!

Eleazar
01-10-2008, 02:45 PM
South Africa has turned out real well with integration. Crime and violence have disappeared and everyone is so happy.

Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, as they say.

ROYC75
01-10-2008, 02:52 PM
WOW, talk about going back in time ? :eek:

Kylo Ren
01-10-2008, 03:08 PM
Hope it stays safe, I hope to travel there someday. Already looks like Kenya is out for the forseeable future... I have friends in Kenya. They are staying indoors for a while. Their son is educated and wealthy. That makes him a target to be slaughtered. They are worried about him.

chasedude
01-10-2008, 03:11 PM
But was Zuma, the former head of the National AIDS Council in a country where one in seven citizens are HIV-positive, and aware of the woman's HIV-positive status, concerned about unprotected sex?

"I had a shower afterwards," Zuma explained after announcing that he had chosen not to use a condom.

With his kind of attitude he deserves to be infected. What a dictator asshole!

Baby Lee
01-10-2008, 03:13 PM
All hail president bitchtits!!

Fat Elvis
01-10-2008, 03:15 PM
I wonder how long it will take Fox news to align Zuma with Obama.....

FAX
01-10-2008, 03:16 PM
Impressive tittaws for a crazy, wild man.

FAX

Baby Lee
01-10-2008, 03:18 PM
Zuma's throngs of supporters, who refer to him as simply "JZ,"

ROFL - I got 99 problems, but a bitch wearing a short kanga ain't one.

Fat Elvis
01-10-2008, 03:19 PM
His supporters call him JZ.....

Hmmmm, Larry Johnson must be an acolyte with his end zone celebration.....

el borracho
01-10-2008, 03:24 PM
He looks like an angry frog.

FAX
01-10-2008, 03:25 PM
"A tiger scrotum in every pot!"

FAX

el borracho
01-10-2008, 03:27 PM
But was Zuma, the former head of the National AIDS Council in a country where one in seven citizens are HIV-positive, and aware of the woman's HIV-positive status, concerned about unprotected sex?

"I had a shower afterwards," Zuma explained after announcing that he had chosen not to use a condom.

With his kind of attitude he deserves to be infected. What a dictator asshole!
Wow. I knew Africa on the whole was undereducated but it is really incredible that the former head of the National AIDS Council would think a post-coital shower would prevent the transmission of STDs. :shake:

FAX
01-10-2008, 03:30 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask where you can get a dead ferret diaper just like mine."

FAX

bowener
01-10-2008, 03:32 PM
Wow. I knew Africa on the whole was undereducated but it is really incredible that the former head of the National AIDS Council would think a post-coital shower would prevent the transmission of STDs. :shake:

Wow...between this guy and the catholic missionaires telling everyone that condom use will send you to hell, AIDs has to be a happy camper.

Eleazar
01-10-2008, 03:32 PM
Zuma's throngs of supporters, who refer to him as simply "JZ,"

ROFL - I got 99 problems, but a bitch wearing a short kanga ain't one.

we'll see how smart you are when the Xhosa come...

KCGridironBeast
01-10-2008, 03:32 PM
"At one point, Zuma was caught attempting to bribe the victim's aunt with an offer of two cows and a new garden fence in exchange for persuading the victim to withdraw the allegations."

Must have been one helluva fence.

bowener
01-10-2008, 03:35 PM
He does have a nice set of moobs though.

KCGridironBeast
01-10-2008, 03:36 PM
First picture - dropping a deuce
Second picture - freestyle rappin'

Megbert
01-10-2008, 03:36 PM
He looks like the Incredible Mr Brisby

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7681/bscap0034to8.jpg

Bearcat
01-10-2008, 03:36 PM
Wow. I knew Africa on the whole was undereducated but it is really incredible that the former head of the National AIDS Council would think a post-coital shower would prevent the transmission of STDs. :shake:

That article is disturbing, with the "it would have been just as bad to not rape her" and so forth. I think the better term would be "f***ing oblivious".

Ultra Peanut
01-10-2008, 03:39 PM
I've been to SA. It's the most modern country in AfricaMorocco just flipped you off.

el borracho
01-10-2008, 03:42 PM
First picture - dropping a deuce
Second picture - freestyle rapin'
fyp

ClevelandBronco
01-10-2008, 03:44 PM
I have friends in Kenya. They are staying indoors for a while. Their son is educated and wealthy. That makes him a target to be slaughtered. They are worried about him.

Get him over here ASAP.

Megbert
01-10-2008, 03:44 PM
My mom has the same 'shawl' but he has bigger tits.

ClevelandBronco
01-10-2008, 03:47 PM
"A tiger scrotum in every pot!"

FAX

Tigers are Asian, Mr. FAX. But as long as the ports remain open the dream remains alive.

FAX
01-10-2008, 03:57 PM
Tigers are Asian, Mr. FAX. ....

What happened to all the African Tigers, Mr. ClevelandBronco?

Did Zuma order a lot of new underwear?

FAX

ClevelandBronco
01-10-2008, 03:57 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask where you can get a dead ferret diaper just like mine."

FAX

And it appears that ferrets are/(were?) European. But what the heck? Many South Africans were European as well.

Europeans are not the best material available for diapers.

Unless the ports close. Then all bets are off.

FAX
01-10-2008, 03:58 PM
"Read my tits! No new slackses!!!"

FAX

FAX
01-10-2008, 04:00 PM
And it appears that ferrets are/(were?) European. But what the heck? Many South Africans were European as well.

Europeans are not the best material available for diapers.

Unless the ports close. Then all bets are off.

Well, heck. By the time this guy's through picking out his inaugural wardrobe, there won't be any animals left.

FAX

ClevelandBronco
01-10-2008, 04:02 PM
What happened to all the African Tigers, Mr. ClevelandBronco?

Did Zuma order a lot of new underwear?

FAX

Disney confused some tigers into migrating to Africa for a series of cartoons. After years of destitution they were finally offloaded to some of the scores of prison ships that anchor just off the shores of Freedonia.

It's a sad chapter in a book that was never written.

Ultra Peanut
01-10-2008, 04:51 PM
I ****ING PROMISE YOU THEY'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS IN MARRAKESH

Duck Dog
01-10-2008, 05:15 PM
The entire region went to shit after apartheid ended.

Baby Lee
01-10-2008, 05:20 PM
"Read my tits! No new slackses!!!"

FAX
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask which animals died for my fly getup.

chagrin
01-10-2008, 07:45 PM
I've been to SA. It's the most modern country in Africa, but going downhill fast. It's too bad. If you've ever been to Africa, you'll soon realize that Africa will ALWAYS be Africa. They just don't get it.

Again, Savage said it best when he said "...instead of a 4.5 billion dollar grant to the people of Africa, he should have sent Helicopters with 4.5 billion zippers..."