Martians!!!!

[FAX]

Found one of the little buggers!!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/22/life_on_mars/

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post. Eko Moofi Lepto.

[keg in kc]

I think it's jesus.

[kstater]

Got to be pretty lonely out there in the Martian desert all by itself.

[Hammock Parties]

Is there another photo taken a few seconds later? That would ID whether it moved or not.

[RustShack]

Do they live in anything?

[siberian khatru]

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/bigfoot_patterson01.jpg

[FAX]

Another view!!!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3232035.ece

FAX

[BigVE]

Hmm....looks kind of like those bigfoot pics.

[acesn8s]

why do those pictures look like the moon landing photos with color?

[Iowanian]

Its probably just an igneous rock extrusion.

The rock formations sure appear to be completely volcanic, like basalt or something.

[FAX]

He doesn't look igneous to me, Mr. Iowanian.

Actually, he looks pretty smart.

FAX

[acesn8s]

Another view!!!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3232035.ece

FAXIt's Osama Bin Laden waving from his barren hideout 300 million miles from planet earth!

[siberian khatru]

why do those pictures look like the moon landing photos with color?

Same soundstage.

[Donger]

I think it's a Martian Monkey! YES!!! I knew it!!!!

[keg in kc]

At least NASA stopped false-coloring the mars sky pink. Looks like a desert on earth.

[keg in kc]

It must be J'onn J'onzz.

[BucEyedPea]

'Eh...seems to me they've been to earth first and copied this
with a small change.

[Rooster]

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/bigfoot_patterson01.jpg

Yup.... We have a Kris Wilson sighting people. Nothing to see here.

[FAX]

At least NASA stopped false-coloring the mars sky pink. Looks like a desert on earth.

I noticed that, too. They really need to stop that.

Here's another shot of the little dude.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23433577-details/Crikey!%20There's%20a%20little%20green%20man%20on%20Mars/article.do

FAX

[Donger]

At least NASA stopped false-coloring the mars sky pink. Looks like a desert on earth.

It is pink quite often.

[FAX]

How many of you guys are familiar with the various anomalies on Mars? Stuff like the tubes and trees and Incan cities and stuff? Raise your hands.

FAX

[keg in kc]

It is pink quite often.It can be, yes. But I'm referring to many of the Viking images.

[Iowanian]

were they "false coloring" mars?

The images I always saw look like "near IR" images. In that case, dust in the atmosphere could have been responsible for that return?

[keg in kc]

How many of you guys are familiar with the various anomalies on Mars? Stuff like the tubes and trees and Incan cities and stuff? Raise your hands.

FAXI'm familiar with them, but haven't seen anything approaching convincing evidence.

Although the romantic in me would love for an ancient civilization to be unearthed (heh) on mars.

[keg in kc]

were they "false coloring" mars?

The images I always saw look like "near IR" images. In that case, dust in the atmosphere could have been responsible for that return?I don't know that you'll ever find a straight answer to that. There's people convinced they doctored (and still doctor) images for some nefarious purpose, and people who think that's tin-foil nonsense.

Never having set foot on mars, I can't provide any direct insight.

[FAX]

were they "false coloring" mars?

The images I always saw look like "near IR" images. In that case, dust in the atmosphere could have been responsible for that return?

That's the claim, Mr. Iowanian. I've seen photos with the rovers' "color registration card" visible in which the colors are all screwed up. It doesn't make a lot of sense. A lot of scientists say that the Martian sky isn't really red all the time. Nor are the rocks.

FAX

[FAX]

I'm familiar with them, but haven't seen anything approaching convincing evidence.

Although the romantic in me would love for an ancient civilization to be unearthed (heh) on mars.

Some of the anomalies are amazing, really. The tube, for example, is very strange. The formation itself is odd, especially when you consider that Mars doesn't have the same tectonics as Earth.

FAX

[FAX]

Here are some photos of the tube. I wonder what the little naked martians use them for?

http://ebtx.com/mars/marstube.htm

FAX

[ChiTown]

Some of the anomalies are amazing, really. The tube, for example, is very strange. The formation itself is odd, especially when you consider that Mars doesn't have the same tectonics as Earth.

FAX

Tube? What are we talking about here?

[Iowanian]

I don't buy "the govt conspiracy" hokus pokus.

There are legitimate, scientific reasons why different types of imagery are collected, and there are many types, even here within the confines of our own Earth.

False IR, Near IR, Color IR(infra red) are some.

Near IR for example is used because the band it returns is useful for things like distinguishing different types of vegetation. Deciduous trees reflect as brown, while coniferous trees are very red. You can see the difference between corn field and bean field stubble, or dead grass from conservation strips vs sprouting alfalfa or mowed yards.

Also, when these bands are processed, with programs like IDRISI and others, depending on the uses, color schemes and even ranges of color are assigned for different returns on the spectrum, to highlight different things.

My point is.....possibly something is being done that makes the sky look pink or the rocks look red(or maybe they just are red tint)....because it distinguishes potential drainage patterns, geologic formations etc.

[acesn8s]

Some of the anomalies are amazing, really. The tube, for example, is very strange. The formation itself is odd, especially when you consider that Mars doesn't have the same tectonics as Earth.

FAXThe Venusians put it there to throw off the Earthians.

[FAX]

Tube? What are we talking about here?

Exactly. A very strange feature, indeed, Mr. ChiTown. In some of the photos, it has a reflective quality and you see sun flares off of the dang thing. That's extremely odd.

FAX

[Donger]

After contemplating this new evidence, I submit that we send Carrie Anne Moss to the Red Planet immediately, preferably in a white T-shirt with no bra.

[BucEyedPea]

Tube? What are we talking about here?
He's talking about a British subway. ;)

[FAX]

Here are some Mars trees and stuff.

http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/evidence-reports/2008/133/colossal-plants-revisit.htm

FAX

[trndobrd]

It looks like the 'real' killer. OJ should get on a white rocket ship and head to mars.

[keg in kc]

My point is.....possibly something is being done that makes the sky look pink or the rocks look red(or maybe they just are red tint)....because it distinguishes potential drainage patterns, geologic formations etc.That's certainly feasible. However, the government conspiracy angle generally enters the equation shortly after NASA issues a denial that the photos are color corrected in any way.

This was a bigger deal in the early '00s, and is an ongoing tinfoil hat concern for virtually all publicly-released images.

That's not to say that skepticism is wrong, especially in this day and age: anybody with a passing knowledge of photoshop or any other image editing software can do virtually anything they want to an image. And experts can do mind-blowing things.

[keg in kc]

After contemplating this new evidence, I submit that we send Carrie Anne Moss to the Red Planet immediately, preferably in a white T-shirt with no bra.Only if there's some kind of disaster causing her to be showered with liquid water.

[FAX]

I don't buy "the govt conspiracy" hokus pokus.

There are legitimate, scientific reasons why different types of imagery are collected, and there are many types, even here within the confines of our own Earth.

False IR, Near IR, Color IR(infra red) are some.

Near IR for example is used because the band it returns is useful for things like distinguishing different types of vegetation. Deciduous trees reflect as brown, while coniferous trees are very red. You can see the difference between corn field and bean field stubble, or dead grass from conservation strips vs sprouting alfalfa or mowed yards.

Also, when these bands are processed, with programs like IDRISI and others, depending on the uses, color schemes and even ranges of color are assigned for different returns on the spectrum, to highlight different things.

My point is.....possibly something is being done that makes the sky look pink or the rocks look red(or maybe they just are red tint)....because it distinguishes potential drainage patterns, geologic formations etc.

That's what the NASA mind control experts say, Mr. Iowanian. Personally, I don't understand why they wouldn't want to photograph the surface in the normal visual spectrum. I mean, they can do both.

FAX

[Donger]

Only if there's some kind of disaster causing her to be showered with liquid water.

You obviously didn't see the movie. Not ONLY was there a shower scene, there's another scene where her nipples are so erect they look like Cydonia.

[keg in kc]

You obviously didn't see the movie.I've seen it, I'm just repressing the memory.

[Donger]

Bang:

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[stonedstooge]

Someone better warn him or her. Another part of the article talks about an asteriod is on course to hit Mars. He/She might not be aware of the danger.

[keg in kc]

Someone needs to tell ms. moss that the turkey is done.

[FAX]

The cover up continues. The bastards.

NASA: Mystery Creature On Mars Is Wind-Carved Rock

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15126212/detail.html

On the other hand, maybe it's a set up. Maybe NASA is training these little dudes to attack the Chinese when they arrive!

"Ah so!! Rittle lock people hurt rike hell when they kick astronaut balls!"

FAX

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

I won't believe any of this until that blue cloud shows up as well......

[FAX]

For you space exploration enthusiasts, it doesn't get much better than a Haitian Space Science Broadcast!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFu0zcfEe64&feature=related

Enjoy.

FAX

[blueballs]

Do you prefer
Gin or vodka martians

[ClevelandBronco]

Sometimes natural rock formations can appear to have remarkably humanoid (or in this case alienoid) features. It's just a trick of the mind. Humans tend to recognize patterns and shapes that are reminiscent of human forms and then our imagination just fills in the gaps.

Here's another example from the same Mars probe:

http://www.rockcrestlodge.com/pictures/cbox_image_mt_rushmore.jpg

[BigMeatballDave]

Kris Wilson was traded to Mars?

[007]

Based on the big picture, that "alien" can't be much larger than 3 inches. Has to be a rock.

[ClevelandBronco]

Based on the big picture, that "alien" can't be much larger than 3 inches. Has to be a rock.

Or a very inadequate alien.

[007]

Or a very inadequate alien.
:LOL: yep. Of course, size is relative.

[greg63]

:LOL: yep. Of course, size is relative.

...And really doesn't matter, or so I heard. :p