10 Truths...

[mikey23545]

10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5-year-child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional butt-whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Men don't wear hair nets.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not a substitute for car insurance.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won't Admit:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
7. Red is not a Kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

[bowener]

Man, Im ahead of the game (for whites), except for #5... skinny hoes with big tits still make me so horny.

edit: where are the asians? we have to make fun of the asians too... equality afterall.

[StcChief]

Man, Im ahead of the game (for whites), except for #5... skinny hoes with big tits still make me so horny.

edit: where are the asians? we have to make fun of the asians too... equality afterall.

but not Middle easterner's because they could be offended a blow you up.

[Kylo Ren]

2. Jesus was not white. - Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. Why does it matter. Jesus is for all.

3. Rap music is here to stay. - God, I hope you're wrong!

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. - Proof? Link? Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. There might be political correctness and/or historical revisionism going on here. Who knows?!

[88TG88]

This can't end well...

[Donger]

2. Jesus was not white. - Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. Why does it matter. Jesus is for all.

3. Rap music is here to stay. - God, I hope you're wrong!

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. - Proof? Link? Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. There might be political correctness and/or historical revisionism going on here. Who knows?!

Do Jews consider themselves white?

[Rain Man]

10 Truths White, Black And Hispanic People Know, But Eskimos Won't Admit:

1. Whales are endangered species.
2. You really don't need that many words for snow.
3. Rubbing noses is not particularly erotic.
4. If there's oil there, sooner or later we're going to drill for it.
5. Blubber is NOT tasty and flavorful.
6. The smart people migrating from Asia were not the ones who stopped in Alaska.
7. Global warming is not a good thing.
8. I'm not just "cold blooded", it really is cold.
9. Kayaks are not well designed. You tip over and get stuck underwater.
10. Igloos are not comfortable.

[noa]

Do Jews consider themselves white?

I guess it depends which Jews you are talking about.

[Priest4Prez]

2. Jesus was not white. - Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. Why does it matter. Jesus is for all.

3. Rap music is here to stay. - God, I hope you're wrong!

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. - Proof? Link? Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. There might be political correctness and/or historical revisionism going on here. Who knows?!
He admits to it in his autobiography

[mikey23545]

These <i>are</i> just jokes guys....Let's not read too much into them, eh?

[noa]

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. - Proof? Link? Says who? Maybe. Maybe not. There might be political correctness and/or historical revisionism going on here. Who knows?!

I think Joe Cocker covered a song about it.

[Priest4Prez]

[QUOTE=mikey23545]10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit: 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.[QUOTE=mikey23545]
This one is true, and if you read into it it is quite disturbing

[QUOTE=mikey23545]10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won't Admit:


3. Jesus is not a name for your son.[QUOTE=mikey23545]
ROFL


[QUOTE=mikey23545]10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won't Admit:

6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
QUOTE]
LMAO anybody seen the Wheel of Fortune episode of south park?

[Skip Towne]

Sally Hemings?

[Donger]

These <i>are</i> just jokes guys....Let's not read too much into them, eh?

Are you saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Kylo Ren]

He admits to it in his autobiography The Bible?

[Rain Man]

10 Truths Space Aliens Know, But White, Black, Eskimo, And Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. TU-24 is going to blow Earth to smithereens.
2. That cantina scene in Star Wars was not realistic at all.
3. Carrie Fisher wouldn't really get a bikini if she was captured.
4. If there's Dilithium crystals there, sooner or later we're going to drill for it.
5. The Unified Theory is really easy if you use a base-21 system.
6. Jupiter is really just a beach ball at a cosmic rock concert.
7. Cats are commonly considered to be the highest form of life on earth.
8. Those stars? They're just painted onto a big window to make the universe look bigger.
9. Roswell was immortalized in the alien song, "Deadman's Curve".
10. The anal probes have no scientific value. They're just for fun.

[Donger]

10 Truths Space Aliens Know, But White, Black, Eskimo, And Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. TU-24 is going to blow Earth to smithereens.
2. That cantina scene in Star Wars was not realistic at all.
3. Carrie Fisher wouldn't really get a bikini if she was captured.
4. If there's Dilithium crystals there, sooner or later we're going to drill for it.
5. The Unified Theory is really easy if you use a base-21 system.
6. Jupiter is really just a beach ball at a cosmic rock concert.
7. Cats are commonly considered to be the highest form of life on earth.
8. Those stars? They're just painted onto a big window to make the universe look bigger.
9. Roswell was immortalized in the alien song, "Deadman's Curve".
10. The anal probes have no scientific value. They're just for fun.

LMAO

[pr_capone]

Are you saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[mikey23545]

10 Truths Space Aliens Know, But White, Black, Eskimo, And Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. TU-24 is going to blow Earth to smithereens.
2. That cantina scene in Star Wars was not realistic at all.
3. Carrie Fisher wouldn't really get a bikini if she was captured.
4. If there's Dilithium crystals there, sooner or later we're going to drill for it.
5. The Unified Theory is really easy if you use a base-21 system.
6. Jupiter is really just a beach ball at a cosmic rock concert.
7. Cats are commonly considered to be the highest form of life on earth.
8. Those stars? They're just painted onto a big window to make the universe look bigger.
9. Roswell was immortalized in the alien song, "Deadman's Curve".
10. The anal probes have no scientific value. They're just for fun.


LMAO

Rep for this one!

[StcChief]

10 Truths Space Aliens Know, But White, Black, Eskimo, And Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. TU-24 is going to blow Earth to smithereens.
2. That cantina scene in Star Wars was not realistic at all.
3. Carrie Fisher wouldn't really get a bikini if she was captured.
4. If there's Dilithium crystals there, sooner or later we're going to drill for it.
5. The Unified Theory is really easy if you use a base-21 system.
6. Jupiter is really just a beach ball at a cosmic rock concert.
7. Cats are commonly considered to be the highest form of life on earth.
8. Those stars? They're just painted onto a big window to make the universe look bigger.
9. Roswell was immortalized in the alien song, "Deadman's Curve".
10. The anal probes have no scientific value. They're just for fun.

Dude you slay me. LMAO

[Priest4Prez]

The Bible?
no, thomas jefferson's bio (name slipped my mind)

[Extra Point]

10 Truths Space Aliens Know, But White, Black, Eskimo, And Hispanic People Won't Admit:

1. TU-24 is going to blow Earth to smithereens.
2. That cantina scene in Star Wars was not realistic at all.
3. Carrie Fisher wouldn't really get a bikini if she was captured.
4. If there's Dilithium crystals there, sooner or later we're going to drill for it.
5. The Unified Theory is really easy if you use a base-21 system.
6. Jupiter is really just a beach ball at a cosmic rock concert.
7. Cats are commonly considered to be the highest form of life on earth.
8. Those stars? They're just painted onto a big window to make the universe look bigger.
9. Roswell was immortalized in the alien song, "Deadman's Curve".
10. The anal probes have no scientific value. They're just for fun.
11. The Carpenters aren't really talking to you, after all.