Ever had a sniper point his rifle at you?

[Simplex3]

I just did. Thanks George. A new first for me. Sitting here in my office with a sniper on the roof across the street, repeatedly pointing it at the building I'm in.

[Baby Lee]

How far can you throw a bowl of anti-freeze?

[Simplex3]

How far can you throw a bowl of anti-freeze?
He's a solid 200 yards, I don't stand a chance.

[Simplex3]

Now he and his buddy have the binoculars out and they're scouring the buildings. If you're on a rooftop around Crown Center I recommend not making any sudden movements.

[acesn8s]

give 'em the bird and see what he does.:D

[Radar Chief]

Yes.
But why your building? CIA onto your “cell”? ;)

[crazycoffey]

I just did. Thanks George. A new first for me. Sitting here in my office with a sniper on the roof across the street, repeatedly pointing it at the building I'm in.


slowly put your gun on the ground and let your hostages go, FucWad


:p

[Simplex3]

Yes.
But why your building? CIA onto your “cell”? ;)
We're directly across the courtyard from their position. They're just getting set up.

[BigMeatballDave]

Who's in town?

[Radar Chief]

We're directly across the courtyard from their position. They're just getting set up.

Ah, then there’s still time to shred documents, empty your hard drive, and evacuate. ;)

[BigMeatballDave]

Oh, the Prez? Pardon me, I am home sick today...

[acesn8s]

Make a sign saying "THE TERRORIST ARE OVER THERE" with an arrow pointed to your least favorite person(Carl?).

[Baby Lee]

Ah, then there’s still time to shred documents, empty your hard drive, and evacuate. ;)
Lets not turn this into another poop thread.

[RP_McMurphy]

You should stay off the Daily Kos.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Moon 'em!

[Simplex3]

Moon 'em!
Yeah, like we hadn't already thought of that.

[hawkchief]

Quick, take that towel off your head!

[Simplex3]

Heh. Now there's another team atop another building. His gun is even bigger. The first guy is probably envious.

Right now they're all standing around looking through their binoculars. I imagine they're bird watching. Dumbasses. Don't they realize it's winter?

[tyton75]

put down the rubber band gun that you terrorize your coworkers with...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeah, like we hadn't already thought of that.
Then do it already!

[Donger]

I know a guy who works in a building at the old airport downtown. President Bush flew in one day and this guy cut out a life-sized adult male from cardboard, complete with a rifle and stuck it near a window facing the runway.

Secret Service wasn't amused.

[Warrior5]

Moon 'em!

That might just be asking for a 7.62mm enema.

[Amnorix]

I know a guy who works in a building at the old airport downtown. President Bush flew in one day and this guy cut out a life-sized adult male from cardboard, complete with a rifle and stuck it near a window facing the runway.

Secret Service wasn't amused.

Strange. I thought their sense of humor about such things was legendary. Always yukking it up, those guys...

[Simplex3]

I know a guy who works in a building at the old airport downtown. President Bush flew in one day and this guy cut out a life-sized adult male from cardboard, complete with a rifle and stuck it near a window facing the runway.

Secret Service wasn't amused.
He doesn't happen to work for VML does he?

[Amnorix]

Quick, put this on:

http://infideloutfitters.com/ZenCart/images/T-Shirts/I-Love-Infidels_LRG.jpg

[Donger]

He doesn't happen to work for VML does he?

Yes, actually, he does.

[Simplex3]

Quick, put this on:
One of the guys I work with just suggested we put on "When all else fails, vote from the rooftops." t-shirts.

[Simplex3]

Yes, actually, he does.
Yeah, I know one of his co-workers.

[xbarretx]

Now he and his buddy have the binoculars out and they're scouring the buildings. If you're on a rooftop around Crown Center I recommend not making any sudden movements.

and what about the San Francisco tower for those of us who live there?

[Simplex3]

and what about the San Francisco tower for those of us who live there?
Last I heard all the roads were open, but the lit cop cars are starting to show up at Hallmark.

Ok the press corp and about 30 other vehicles just showed.

[PastorMikH]

These types only respect a show of force. I would recomend you go down to shipping and get a big cardboard box. Now, draw out a full-life size AR-15 image on the cardboard and cut it out. Get a black sharpie and color it. Once you have your cardboard cutout colored, go stand in the window with it.*




:):)



















*(I'M JOKING!!!)

[Demonpenz]

Deer rifles can be sniper rifles correct?

[xbarretx]

Last I heard all the roads were open, but the lit cop cars are starting to show up at Hallmark.

Ok the press corp and about 30 other vehicles just showed.

well the good news is that if this isnt a joke, my Dads in TX so i dont have to worry about that.

[Simplex3]

well the good news is that if this isnt a joke, my Dads in TX so i dont have to worry about that.
Bush is giving a speech at Hallmark today, this whole mess is revolving around that.

[sparkky]

I have been told there is a FBI office in the office building at the south end of Grand. Just across the tennis court and pool at San Fran Towers and Sante Fe.

[Radar Chief]

Deer rifles can be sniper rifles correct?

Sure, most “deer rifles” would make good sniper rifles, but not necessarily visa versa.

[xbarretx]

Bush is giving a speech at Hallmark today, this whole mess is revolving around that.

seriously or is that a joke?

[boogblaster]

Nope ... but I had a apache-helicopter with a mini-gunner pointin' at me once in a friends pot-field ...

[blueballs]

I'd rather they shove the rifle up your ass first
but hell take out the fat **** now

[xbarretx]

seriously or is that a joke?

nvm i found the link

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/470258.html

nice simplex :)

[Otter]

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/secretservice/images/gallery_01.jpg

If you see this guy walk up to him and say "Guns are neat little things, aren't they? They can kill extraordinary people with very little effort".

He's my old frat brother Houdini, he'll get a kick out of it.

[acesn8s]

Bush is giving a speech at Hallmark today, this whole mess is revolving around that.NBC announced last night that he was in town and staying at the Intercontinental then did a story about how that hotel doesn't wash or sanitize their in-room drinking glasses.

I was amused.

[Braincase]

Bummer of a birthmark, Simplex...

[BigMeatballDave]

I know a guy who works in a building at the old airport downtown. President Bush flew in one day and this guy cut out a life-sized adult male from cardboard, complete with a rifle and stuck it near a window facing the runway.

Secret Service wasn't amused.LMAO

[Bob Dole]

Bush is giving a speech at Hallmark today, this whole mess is revolving around that.

Bob Dole hasn't noticed any snipers setting up for Bill today. Former Presidents just don't get any respect.

[Simplex3]

Bob Dole hasn't noticed any snipers setting up for Bill today. Former Presidents just don't get any respect.
Nobody wants Bill dead. The joke must go on.

[Bob Dole]

Nobody wants Bill dead. The joke must go on.

True. It's rare that we get any nationally recognized stand up comics here.

[The Franchise]

Damn...you must have those guys on CPiggy.

[Bowser]

You need that avatar Mr Blond used to sport with Al Bundy holding a sign saying "SHOOT ME - $12"

[StcChief]

not that I know of...

[Valiant]

He blocked me from going to class today for 30+ minutes because he was going to Riss lake by parkville.. Damn motorcade was 40+ vehicles and over 100 cop cars blocking every street all the way from the highway to parkville..

[Simplex3]

He blocked me from going to class today for 30+ minutes because he was going to Riss lake by parkville.. Damn motorcade was 40+ vehicles and over 100 cop cars blocking every street all the way from the highway to parkville..
Hell, I never thought of it that way. That bastard hasn't stopped at a red light in 7 years. That must be sweet.

[unothadeal]

No but I've had those ****in' laser pens pointed at my face. Stupid bastards with their lasers and red dots...

[Duck Dog]

I had a guy stop his Jeep and scope our goose decoy spread once while we were hiding under the deeks. We jumped up and started waving our arms and he took off. He some years later committed suicide.

A kid in Wichita or Topeka was killed this very same way last season.

[Simplex3]

I had a guy stop his Jeep and scope our goose decoy spread once while we were hiding under the deeks. We jumped up and started waving our arms and he took off. He some years later committed suicide.

A kid in Wichita or Topeka was killed this very same way last season.
So you hide UNDER the decoys? Then some drunken idiot shoots at the decoys, misses, and hits the hunter?

Sound like sweet irony to me.

[kcbronco]

We are in the building beside the fountains/bath at Crown Center. Thought about giving the security with the guns (or curtain rods) on top of Hallmark a pressed ham, but getting shot in the a-- wouldn't be a good thing.

[Simplex3]

We are in the building beside the fountains/bath at Crown Center. Thought about giving the security with the guns (or curtain rods) on top of Hallmark a pressed ham, but getting shot in the a-- wouldn't be a good thing.
WTF? You in 2405 Grand? I'm on the 6th floor.

[kcbronco]

WTF? You in 2405 Grand? I'm on the 6th floor.

I'm on the 5th floor. Small town we have here.

[Reerun_KC]

Simplex3 and KCBronco are going to have sex in the janitors closet...

[crazycoffey]

hey reerun, how's flying going? You up and running?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The truth of the matter is that Bush is in town to meet with Clark about Carl. The Prez is not happy the Chiefs have not won a playoff game since the dinasours walked the earth!

[Simplex3]

I'm on the 5th floor. Small town we have here.
Do me a favor and kick that guy with the hammer drill in the nuts, will ya?

[kcbronco]

Do me a favor and kick that guy with the hammer drill in the nuts, will ya?

They've got us in padded rooms down here so we don't hear a thing. Can you pick up AM radio. I can't listen to 810 anymore in this building. That might be a good thing though not having to listen to KK anymore.

[Simplex3]

They've got us in padded rooms down here so we don't hear a thing. Can you pick up AM radio. I can't listen to 810 anymore in this building. That might be a good thing though not having to listen to KK anymore.
Don't know, I always just tuned in over the intarwebs; 810whb.com.

[Skip Towne]

The truth of the matter is that Bush is in town to meet with Clark about Carl. The Prez is not happy the Chiefs have not won a playoff game since the dinasours walked the earth!
Bush is probably still pissed about that ball cap Carl "sold" him.

[Reerun_KC]

hey reerun, how's flying going? You up and running?

Its going well, I spend most of my time instructing new pilots, but recently the trips in the BeechJet are picking up... Been several very cool places, heading to Virgina next week.

I have an offer to stay here in OKC and work for them full time when I get to 1000 hours total time, or possibly move to Wichita (heaven forbid) and work for Hawker BeechCraft in the corp flight dept when I get another 50 hours Multi Engine or Jet time.

So have some touch choices to make soon.

[Iowanian]

I'll bet he's just in town to pay carl for his hat, before CP had to ask twice....or else.


press ham.

[ROYC75]

I just did. Thanks George. A new first for me. Sitting here in my office with a sniper on the roof across the street, repeatedly pointing it at the building I'm in.

Better yet, been shot at........ :eek:

[Simplex3]

Better yet, been shot at........ :eek:
No, and I'd like to keep it that way.

[Chiefs=Champions]

LMAO this still crakes me up...

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