Does anyone else use baby wipes to wipe their ass?

[MTG#10]

If not you should definitely give it a try. The good kind (Huggies) arent cheap so what I do is wipe with TP first until all the shit appears to be gone, then I go over it with a baby wipe. It removes even more shit that you dont even know about, and leaves your ass smelling fresh and clean. Plus if you're one of those freaky people that enjoys a good salad-tossing, the wife or girlfriend will be much obliged.

[seclark]

try a cheese grater...let us know how it works out.
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[MTG#10]

try a cheese grater...let us know how it works out.
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I post a public service announcement, and try to give back something positive to a community that has helped me out so much and this is the kind of response I get? May God have mercy on your soul. :shake:

[crazycoffey]

Staying out in the field when I was in the army I did, it's hard to train for killing when your butt is juicy dirty....

[smittysbar]

We still use the corn cob. TP was filling up the outhouse to fast

[Pushead2]

Baby Wipes are the best way to go....no swamp ass here.

[MTG#10]

Baby Wipes are the best way to go....no swamp ass here.

What sucks though is when you're already addicted to the baby wipe method and you're stuck out in public with the urge to grow a tail. No public facilities provide baby wipes so I was forced to buy one of these:

http://images.etsy.com/all_images/d/df9/e66/il_430xN.12909803.jpg


I never leave home without.

[MTG#10]

Staying out in the field when I was in the army I did, it's hard to train for killing when your butt is juicy dirty....

Did you have one of these?

http://www.mysweetdreamsbaby.com/images/Camo.gif

[smittysbar]

What sucks though is when you're already addicted to the baby wipe method and you're stuck out in public with the urge to grow a tail. No public facilities provide baby wipes so I was forced to buy one of these:

http://images.etsy.com/all_images/d/df9/e66/il_430xN.12909803.jpg


I never leave home without.


Were the **** do you carry it? Don't tell us you have a man purse or a fanny pack:hmmm:

[MTG#10]

Were the **** do you carry it? Don't tell us you have a man purse or a fanny pack:hmmm:

On a chain around my neck, of course. :rolleyes:

[plbrdude]

Baby Wipes are the best way to go....no swamp ass here.


hope you're not on a septic system

[Skip Towne]

Were the **** do you carry it? Don't tell us you have a man purse or a fanny pack:hmmm:
NTTAWWT :thailor:

[crazycoffey]

Did you have one of these?




that's awesome, nah - I was a cheap ass, stuffed a dozen or so in a ziplock and packed them away in my ruck sack....

[Scorp]

I am starting today, brilliant idea. Especially since we have lots of them around the house. Time to go freshen up!

[Fish]

Pussies.....

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2286/buttwipeaf1.jpg

:D

[crazycoffey]

I had some buddies over in the Desert - I sent handi wipes, but I changed the label to "sandy wipes", with a picture of two camels screwing.

But I was good, I also sent a couple cartons of cigs and two penthouse magazines....

[seclark]

Pussies.....

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2286/buttwipeaf1.jpg

:D
damn...i was just kidding.
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[Sully]

Absolutely!

I heard about Stern doing it a couple of years back...t ried it... and haven't looked back!

[wutamess]

Used one for the first time @ my rental house... I thought I had some tissue in my car but all I had was some baby wipes.

Don't like the slimy ass juice feeling when done.

[teedubya]

The pussification of America continues.

[milkman]

I can see the commercial now.

"Tired of the embarassing track marks that toilet paper doesn't help in eliminating?

Use (insert brand name here) baby wipes, and never be afraid to remove your shorts again!".

[blueballs]

The pussification of America continues.

I blame Johnny Morton and his metro sexual ways
they must shave their manlove canals first

[alpha_omega]

Sounds expensive to me.

Clean, but expensive.

[Iowanian]

I'm guessing you learned this after tossing your first salad?

[blueballs]

The chocolate raspberry baby wipes
might be a hint

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO Yes, I do, sometimes.

[MTG#10]

I'm guessing you learned this after tossing your first salad?

Well I must admit while going down on a woman I do tend to get a little carried away...sometimes I go "down a little too far"... but I dont enjoy that sort of thing done to me. Back in college, some stripper I was banging did it to me and I felt violated. It felt kind of like wiping with a baby wipe when you push a little too hard.

[Mr. Laz]

Well I must admit while going down on a woman I do tend to get a little carried away...sometimes I go "down a little too far"... but I dont enjoy that sort of thing done to me. Back in college, some stripper I was banging did it to me and I felt violated. It felt kind of like wiping with a baby wipe when you push a little too hard.
my eyes are watering ROFL ROFL

[RibKing67]

Sounds expensive to me.

Clean, but expensive.

Is there a price too high for a clean ass?
Although the el cheepo brand of wipes are not too expensive.

I get tired of the John Wayne toilet paper found in most public restrooms, rough & tough & dont take shit off nobody.

I have and will continue to have a clean ass.

[Chief Pote]

Someone please tell me why these thread are more entertaining than the Chiefs threads??? ROFL ROFL

[bogey]

Just wipe 3 times and wear black underwear.

[Bearcat]

Someone please tell me why these thread are more entertaining than the Chiefs threads??? ROFL ROFL

People hate Big Asswipe.

[Phobia]

I use them when they're available. It's a nice feeling except for the fact they're lubricated. Once, I accidentally violated myself digging for that elusive dingleberry. That's not a pleasant experience. I mean, who do can you blame for that slip-up? Carl?

[alanm]

Just wipe 3 times and wear black underwear.
A very practical solution. :thumb:

[JohninGpt]

I had some buddies over in the Desert - I sent handi wipes, but I changed the label to "sandy wipes", with a picture of two camels screwing.

But I was good, I also sent a couple cartons of cigs and two penthouse magazines....
I used them in the desert. Life there is soooooo much more bearable when you get the dirt and sand out of your ass.

[DBO82]

I use them when they're available. It's a nice feeling except for the fact they're lubricated. Once, I accidentally violated myself digging for that elusive dingleberry. That's not a pleasant experience. I mean, who do can you blame for that slip-up? Carl?

Accidentally?

[Phobia]

I used them in the desert. Life there is soooooo much more bearable when you get the dirt and sand out of your ass.
I wish they had invented baby wipes prior to Desert Storm. I had to use a prybar to get past the dingleberry buildup just the excrete by the end of my time there. It really makes you appreciate showers.

[JohninGpt]

I wish they had invented baby wipes prior to Desert Storm. I had to use a prybar to get past the dingleberry buildup just the excrete by the end of my time there. It really makes you appreciate showers.
I know they taught you Marines how to use that one square of toilet paper that comes in MRE Accessory Packet A.
Remember to save the corner scrap to get under your fingernail!

[Phobia]

I know they taught you Marines how to use that one square of toilet paper that comes in MRE Accessory Packet A.
Remember to save the corner scrap to get under your fingernail!That one square is for blowing your nose. Everybody knows that nobody can crap while eating MRE's. You just go in for your weekly diesel enema to get cleaned out.