I've Pooped __ Times Today

[Buck]

Just wondering...

Im at 5 going on 6 in a second. Dont know wtf I ate to deserve this.

[SPchief]

You might want to get that checked out.

[Buck]

You might want to get that checked out.

Im pretty sure it was the oatmeal I had this morning.

[Simply Red]

pooping often is cool, it's the opposite you may need to concern yourself w/.

Actually, I'm glad you asked, I finished up pooping for the first time today about seven minutes ago. Nothing special, very average poop. Nothing was exceptional.

[blueballs]

Cardinals | Rolle to move to safety in 2008
Thu, 7 Feb 2008 16:34:28 -0800

Mike Tulumello, of the East Valley Tribune, reports Arizona Cardinals CB Antrel Rolle will move from cornerback to safety for the 2008 season.

[ChiefaRoo]

I hate poop threads.

[blueballs]

Gettin corn stuck in your pee hole will do that

[ChiTown]

twice today

the volume of poo is most amazing. filled the bowl both times.

[SLAG]

I will need to do #2 Here in a bit

[icepick64]

2 poops and 1 blumpkin

[BWillie]

I always hate the green apple splatters too. Good luck with that

[Bugeater]

Twice for me, just the normal morning pre and post coffee poops.

[Simply Red]

Twice for me, just the normal morning pre and post coffee poops.
God that is awesome.

[ILikeBigTiddys]

Check out Mangino firing this automatic.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-guy-with-a-little-gun.html

[ChiefaRoo]

Check out Mangino firing this automatic.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-guy-with-a-little-gun.html

His belly caught all the recoil.

[Sure-Oz]

That sucks, usually i have this problem when mixing chipotle and alchy

[Athis]

I just took one. It sounded like an out of tune model T.

[RealSNR]

Asshole.

[stonedstooge]

Eat some pickled jalepeno'sL(sp). That will make sure and kill what made your stomach upset.

[blueballs]

That diet must be cutting down on your visits to the throne
less food less poop

[acesn8s]

Just wondering...

Im at 5 going on 6 in a second. Dont know wtf I ate to deserve this.you're not suppose to drink the water in Teajuana.

[crazycoffey]

the other day I pooped 6 or 76 times, I can't remember, but by the end of the day I was wiping up bloody chunks of butt skin and hair.


Truely something was wrong with me, but I'm too stupid to go to a doctor.....

[HypnotizedMonkey]

I hate poop threads.

Tis the season.

[Radar Chief]

Good gawd dude, you’re gonna blow an o-ring. :eek:

[RealSNR]

I hate poop threads.With the way the Chiefs look, I'm not sure if Chiefs threads are any better

[MTG#10]

Just once. I forgot to flush too, does anyone want me to post a pic?

[eazyb81]

Twice today. Once this morning, and once right before a job interview I had at 11:00.

Come to think of it, I always have to poop before something I'm nervous about, such as a job interview or presentation. Does this mean I have irritable bowel syndrome?

[StcChief]

regular normal 10am set a clock to it.

[blueballs]

What did people use before toilet paper was invented? <<

*Newsprint, paper catalogue pages in early US
*Hayballs, Scraper/gompf stick kept in container by the privy in the Middle Ages
*Discarded sheep's wool in the Viking Age, England
*Frayed end of an old anchor cable was used by sailing crews from Spain and Portugal *Medieval Europe- Straw, hay, grass, gompf stick
*Corn cobs, Sears Roebuck catalog, mussel shell, newspaper, leaves, sand- United States
*Water and your left hand, India
*Pages from a book, British Lords
*Coconut shells in early Hawaii
*Lace was used by French Royalty
*Public Restrooms in Ancient Rome- A sponge soaked in salt water, on the end of a stick
*The Wealthy in Ancient Rome-Wool and Rosewater
*French Royalty-lace, hemp
*Hemp & wool were used by the elite citizens of the world
*Defecating in the river was very common internationally
*Bidet, France
*Snow and Tundra Moss were used by early Eskimos

[blueballs]

gompf stick

[KC2004]

Did my regular after eating sausage I took a poop today! It tears me up.

[stonedstooge]

Heck I thought in the old days people just scooted on the ground like a dog does. Done correctly in a grassy area ought to work out just fine.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm considering buying some colon blow or some exlax or something. I'm not constipated, but feel like I probably have a lot of residue or something up there. Are there any negative side effects? I just wanna get goooood and cleaned out, but stop short of a colonic irrigation.

[Simply Red]

any cold medicine will make me sh!t well.

[greg63]

...At least twice.