OMG!! SECURITY THREAT WHERE I WORK!!

[Frankie]

Going on right now! :deevee:
This is the office email we just got:

"Please be aware that three employees, who have offices in the Central Complex, have been threatened with physical harm. A photograph of the man who threatened physical harm is attached to this email.

Until further notice, please be aware that all entry doors will be locked. Except for emergency use, entrance and exit will be allowed only through the Administration main entrance, cafeteria, mailroom and Materials main entrance. Today there will be three uniformed Motor Vehicle Enforcement officers patrolling the complex.

If you see this man, do not approach him, take yourself to a safe place away from him. Then, please report his presence at the DOT Complex immediately by dialing 911 from your cell phone or 9-911 from any DOT phone.

Please be assured Department staff are working diligently to protect all employees. If employees have any concerns, please speak with your supervisor who will contact Kate Murphy or Mary Wheelock in OES.

Thank you for your patience."


OK fellow planeteers, it's been good to know ya'! :deevee:

[jidar]

drama

[doomy3]

well, bye.

[Donger]

You work for Iowa DOT?

[crazycoffey]

hide under your desk until next wed, it should be over by then....

[crazycoffey]

worthless thread, no picture....

[ClevelandBronco]

They probably found an Iranian in the building.

[Donger]

Is this the picture?

.

[Frankie]

worthless thread, no picture....
Imagine your avatar. But not blonde.

[ClevelandBronco]

Did Frankie delete that post or did someone delete it for him?

EDIT: He's still with us. Or someone pretending to be Frankie is still here.

[Frankie]

well, bye.
That's cold dude.

[ChiefaRoo]

They probably found an Iranian in the building.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/terrorcat.jpg

[Frankie]

You work for Iowa DOT?
Who wants to know?!

I'm feeling insecure right now.

[Donger]

Who wants to know?!

I'm feeling insecure right now.

I do.

[Frankie]

They probably found an Iranian in the building.
Actually I was tempted to attach his American puss here. But I thought I could get sued later. Suffice it to say he looks a bit like an older version of the Oklahoma City bomber.

[Frankie]

I do.
You work for Iowa DOT?

[Donger]

You work for Iowa DOT?

No.

[Dartgod]

You work for Iowa DOT?
For the record, I don't work for Iowa DOT either.

[ChiefaRoo]

I actually refuse to go to Iowa.

[Frankie]

No.
You just said you did. Don't confu.... (BANG, BANG....)

[crazycoffey]

For the record, I don't work for Iowa DOT either.

neither does the suspect.....
give me your license and tell me where you were earlier today, Donger I need to see your identification too....

[HC_Chief]

I actually refuse to go to Iowa.

Why? There's so much to do there! Oh wait, nevermind.

[xbarretx]

chuck some anti-freeze at him... that usually works ;)

[greg63]

So, why did you threaten those people?
j/k

[stonedstooge]

Mr. Donger: Have you started masturbating on this thread yet?

[Donger]

Mr. Donger: Have you started masturbating on this thread yet?

What do you think I am, Italian?

[xbarretx]

Mr. Donger: Have you started masturbating on this thread yet?

*washes hands after touching this dirty thread*

[xbarretx]

What do you think I am, Italian?

hey now im Italian and have yet to fathom such a gesture

[stonedstooge]

ROFL

[go bo]

Going on right now! :deevee:
This is the office email we just got:

"Please be aware that three employees, who have offices in the Central Complex, have been threatened with physical harm. A photograph of the man who threatened physical harm is attached to this email.

Until further notice, please be aware that all entry doors will be locked. Except for emergency use, entrance and exit will be allowed only through the Administration main entrance, cafeteria, mailroom and Materials main entrance. Today there will be three uniformed Motor Vehicle Enforcement officers patrolling the complex.

If you see this man, do not approach him, take yourself to a safe place away from him. Then, please report his presence at the DOT Complex immediately by dialing 911 from your cell phone or 9-911 from any DOT phone.

Please be assured Department staff are working diligently to protect all employees. If employees have any concerns, please speak with your supervisor who will contact Kate Murphy or Mary Wheelock in OES.

Thank you for your patience."


OK fellow planeteers, it's been good to know ya'! :deevee:same here, bud...

same here... :BLVD: :banghead:

[go bo]

dramadrama > boring...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Frankie, let us know if you get killed.

[Phobia]

You should sue for being subjected to an unsafe work environment. I definitely would.

[Frankie]

Well dear planeteers, I wish I could tell you some dramatic story of my valour and all the lives I have saved, but "the individual who was the focus of the security incident has been detained by law enforcement" according to the office email we just received. So, like it or not you still have to deal with me here.

[Donger]

Well dear planeteers, I wish I could tell you some dramatic story of my valour and all the lives I have saved, but "the individual who was the focus of the security incident has been detained by law enforcement" according to the office email we just received. So, like it or not you still have to deal with me here.

"Come on, snipers!"

[Frankie]

"Come on, snipers!"
I know you actually love me Donger.