Ultra Peanut
02-13-2008, 11:06 PM
And he's also Mose Schrute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schur).
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While you're here, be sure you read this (http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/01/honestly-one-of-weirdest-things-i-have.html):
Honestly One of the Weirdest Things I Have Ever Read
A special tip of the cap to Ted, who sends us this...thing, by Mike Seate of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. (It had already been FJM-icized [unbeknownst to us] before we published this, at Bucs Dugout.)
Anyway, it starts off kind of normal, and gets super weird, superquick. I just don't know what to say.
Bucs' 'fans' don't know meaning of the word
The smell of freshly greased leather and the crack of Louisville Sluggers drew me inside the David L. Lawrence Convention Center over the weekend.
It was the 18th annual PirateFest. It's a courageous act, celebrating baseball in Pittsburgh, considering the Pirates suffer from one of the lousiest fan bases in all professional sports.
Okay, so, maybe Pittsburgh fans aren't the most ardent in the nation. Dave Littlefield, Kevin McClatchy, and fifteen straight losing seasons will do that to people. But it's okay, I guess, to call them out, if you're a local journalist and you support the home team.
There, I said it. And, no, I'm not about to backpedal or apologize for characterizing most of the team's followers as whiny, loudmouthed louts who are too insecure to appreciate what being a fan is really about.
Yes. You're very brave. Get to the point.
To make my case, I'd like to compare the difference between the ways fans of stick-and-ball sports -- a category that includes baseball -- approach their favorite games, to the manner in which fans of my personal favorite sport, superbike racing, do.
...
Sorry, I'm going to ask you to repeat that. Because for a second, I thought you were about to compare baseball to a made-up thing called "superbike racing."
To make my case, I'd like to compare the difference between the ways fans of stick-and-ball sports -- a category that includes baseball -- approach their favorite games, to the manner in which fans of my personal favorite sport, superbike racing, do.
...
Huh. Okay. You did say you were going to compare baseball to "superbike racing."
Or, at least, compare fans of baseball to "fans" of "superbike racing."
http://i29.tinypic.com/2iroksm.png
While you're here, be sure you read this (http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/01/honestly-one-of-weirdest-things-i-have.html):
Honestly One of the Weirdest Things I Have Ever Read
A special tip of the cap to Ted, who sends us this...thing, by Mike Seate of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. (It had already been FJM-icized [unbeknownst to us] before we published this, at Bucs Dugout.)
Anyway, it starts off kind of normal, and gets super weird, superquick. I just don't know what to say.
Bucs' 'fans' don't know meaning of the word
The smell of freshly greased leather and the crack of Louisville Sluggers drew me inside the David L. Lawrence Convention Center over the weekend.
It was the 18th annual PirateFest. It's a courageous act, celebrating baseball in Pittsburgh, considering the Pirates suffer from one of the lousiest fan bases in all professional sports.
Okay, so, maybe Pittsburgh fans aren't the most ardent in the nation. Dave Littlefield, Kevin McClatchy, and fifteen straight losing seasons will do that to people. But it's okay, I guess, to call them out, if you're a local journalist and you support the home team.
There, I said it. And, no, I'm not about to backpedal or apologize for characterizing most of the team's followers as whiny, loudmouthed louts who are too insecure to appreciate what being a fan is really about.
Yes. You're very brave. Get to the point.
To make my case, I'd like to compare the difference between the ways fans of stick-and-ball sports -- a category that includes baseball -- approach their favorite games, to the manner in which fans of my personal favorite sport, superbike racing, do.
...
Sorry, I'm going to ask you to repeat that. Because for a second, I thought you were about to compare baseball to a made-up thing called "superbike racing."
To make my case, I'd like to compare the difference between the ways fans of stick-and-ball sports -- a category that includes baseball -- approach their favorite games, to the manner in which fans of my personal favorite sport, superbike racing, do.
...
Huh. Okay. You did say you were going to compare baseball to "superbike racing."
Or, at least, compare fans of baseball to "fans" of "superbike racing."