Mr. Pickett Kicks Some Ass

[FAX]

So, a couple of evil, young hoodlums knock on 80 year-old Mr. Pickett's door and, when he answers, barge in and attack him with a knife. Apparently, robbery was the motive for the attack as they began cutting him about the face and head with their weapon. Assumably, they wanted to either kill or sufficiently disable Mr. Pickett in order to rob his home. However, Mr. Pickett had slipped a Deringer into his pocket before opening the door. During the melee, Mr. Pickett retrieves the gun and commences to relentlessly shoot the two attackers at both short and long range. He says, "The only problem was, I ran out of bullets." The robbers made every attempt to escape, but didn't make it very far before they had to call an ambulance having been shot by Mr. Pickett several times. Mr. Picket is a veteran, ex-firefighter, and a lifelong John Wayne fan.

Here's to you, Mr. Pickett.

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[Mr Luzcious]

Here's to you, Mr. Pickett. Heaven loves you more than..

er, nevermind.

[J Diddy]

See that's a good story.

[Halfcan]

shoot them all

[acesn8s]

I bet they think twice before they do that again.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good job. Freedom isn't free. No, there's a hefty ****in fee. And if you don't chip in your buck oh five, who will? Freedom costs a buck oh five.

[FAX]

I thought it was tree fitty.

Nevertheless, it's nice to know that The Duke is still influencing American culture after all these years. Too bad Maureen O'Hara isn't having the same effect on the womenfolk.

FAX

[Halfcan]

and Tommy "the Duke" Morrison-knocked out some guy recently too.

[Skip Towne]

Mr. Pickett came out much better this time than he did in that charge he led a few years back.

[Buehler445]

Sweet find FAX. How would you like to be the one on the block that can't rob an old guy.

[TrebMaxx]

Love the part at the end. "They best not come back." The old guy has something better than a deringer ready for them if they do.

[Chief Wiggum]

Trying to steal from anyone is wrong, but going after an old guy like that is really messed up.

The only thing that would make this story better is if Mr. Pickett was wearing a shirt that said "Guns Don't Kill People, I Kill People." (Shout out to Happy Gilmore.)