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Eleazar
03-05-2008, 10:52 PM
With the thought screen helmet!

http://www.stopabductions.com/

I recommend the "Directions for Use" link on the left. Although it's all pretty... informative.
milkman
03-05-2008, 10:58 PM
You know, I think that would be the perfect look for Herman ****ing Edwards.

It seems like a natural fit.
boogblaster
03-05-2008, 10:59 PM
Got me strap Got me sneekers Got me gun I'm ready caption ....
LV Tim
03-05-2008, 11:06 PM
hey . . . it's an upgrade from the tin foil hat

(I always thought that "tin foil hat" was just a pejorative term)
raybec 4
03-05-2008, 11:51 PM
"A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid"

I wish to God they had warned me about not using a velcro strap...Don't let it happen to you... act now while you still have time
Rausch
03-05-2008, 11:55 PM
"A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid"

I wish to God they had warned me about not using a velcro strap...Don't let it happen to you... act now while you still have time

Too late...:cuss:
CoMoChief
03-05-2008, 11:55 PM
I don't care about aliens as long as this guy has my back!!!

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/IndependenceDay60.jpeg
KcMizzou
03-05-2008, 11:55 PM
"A third failure in 2005 was from a cloth helmet with a smaller square area of Velostat and a Velcro strap which was easily removed by an alien hybrid"

I wish to God they had warned me about not using a velcro strap...Don't let it happen to you... act now while you still have time**** the velcro. I'm rollin' with a chain and a padlock.
bowener
03-06-2008, 12:47 AM
Hey, as long as it stops this (http://www.cowabduction.com/) from happening to me Im all for it.
PhillyChiefFan
03-06-2008, 06:24 AM
Hey, as long as it stops this (http://www.cowabduction.com/) from happening to me Im all for it.

haha, I sat here and did that about 15 times...yes I'm bored at work :D
Fish
03-06-2008, 09:04 AM
So let me get this straight..... aliens can traverse millions of light years across the universe overcoming technological obstacles that are possible thousands if not millions of years ahead of ours..... and a homemade helmet with simple manmade materials is gonna keep me safe?

Ohh but wait... I gotta make sure I don't use Velcro? Cause they've solved the Velcro parallax, but snaps are well beyond their capabilities?

Wow.....

They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. Noooo waaaayyyyyy............................ those damn sneaky aliens.......


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