Please Help

[Buck]

It all started last night around 9 PM.

I leave my buddies house and I have this feeling like I am going to throw up. It wasnt very serious, it felt almost like I had drank a little too much though and I was a little nauseated.

I get home and am fine until approx. 10:53 pm when I am determined to have a bowel movement or something to get rid of this queasy feeling. Well that wasn't working so I stood up and Immediately had to vomit. It was very bad projectile vomit (I had to clean the entire bathroom after the 5 min episode of continuous vomiting).

After this my stomach felt better, I took a shower, drank some water, and went to sleep.

Today I wake up 6 AM, pick up my coworker, get to work at 7:30, and feel so nauseated by 7:45 that I decide to go home.

The only thing I've eaten today is one piece of wheat bread and drank some water...

2 Things.

1. This has never happened to me before (throwing up for no apparent reason). Why would this be happening? (Any ideas)

2. Please Please Please, let me know your best solution. I need to get over this fast, I cant stand it anymore.

[kepp]

Get to the doctor now and get a new anus.

[Buck]

Funny thing is I went to the hospital the other day for a new anus, and all I got was this lousy leg.

[CrazyPhuD]

Call your doctor?

[Bwana]

Hmm? I would say you either have the flu, or your pregnant.

[Donger]

What exactly were you doing at your "friend's" house?

[Buck]

Any kind of medicine that anyone can recommend?

[Bwana]

Any kind of medicine that anyone can recommend?


The morning after pill?

[Buck]

What exactly were you doing at your "friend's" house?

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

[BigVE]

The only advice I would say is to MAN UP! If your calling your doctor ask him if he can replace your vagina with a penis. Your SICK, deal with it.

[Donger]

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

Have you vomited more than once?

[CHIEF MARLBORO]

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

That's my dog:D

[Buck]

Have you vomited more than once?

Yes, once last night. Once this morning.

[Bowser]

Duh.

[Donger]

Yes, once last night. Once this morning.

Any other symptoms?

[CrazyPhuD]

Funny thing is I went to the hospital the other day for a new anus, and all I got was this lousy leg.

Maybe the hospital screwed up and connected you're old anus to your esophagus and you're just having projectile diarrhea out your mouth?

[CrazyPhuD]

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

maybe the weed was tainted...it does happen. The other cause would be what did you eat last night. Food is the most common cause of this shit.

[The Franchise]

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

And what'd you eat after smoking said bowls?

[Bowser]

Cro just realized Michael Turner isn't a Charger anymore.

[Rain Man]

I had something like this once. It was a bacterial stomach infection. I couldn't eat anything without throwing up. One bite, and I was going Exorcist. It wouldn't get better on its own without some specific medication. Fortunately, it was nothing that the medication and a week in the hospital with a stomach pump couldn't fix.

[kepp]

Any kind of medicine that anyone can recommend?

Ipecac. Wait...no. Pepto Bismol.

[J Diddy]

The only advice I would say is to MAN UP! If your calling your doctor ask him if he can replace your vagina with a penis. Your SICK, deal with it.


that's truly quality

slap some tussin on it and shake it off

[Stewie]

An unhappy gall bladder can cause you to puke for no apparent reason. Go see a doctor.

[Buck]

Any other symptoms?

No other symptoms.

[kepp]

that's truly quality

slap some tussin on it and shake it off

The Planet is nothing if not compassionate.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Gee , those are classic symptoms of being a chiefs fan. I though your team was Sandy eggo.

[Chest Rockwell]

Duh.

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50102306/Enema.jpg


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http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=77086&stc=1&d=1205962068


Bowser is on the right track, but I think this will be more effective. Things are absorbed faster and more efficently through the small intestine.

You're welcome.

[BigVE]

The Planet is nothing if not compassionate.


Hey, come at me with something serious and I may give a crap. None of this "I left my buddies house with a sore butt-hole and a nasty taste in my mouth and a queezy tummy. I only fell asleep for a few minutes..."
Cro, sorry buddy, my advice is to NOT eat anything for a day or so. If you DO eat eat something light. Drink liquids if possible. If it lasts more than a couple of days THEN see a doctor, otherwise you just got some flu-bug or something. If you think you got some bad weed call the cops and report that dude who sold it to ya'!

[Buck]

Hey, come at me with something serious and I may give a crap. None of this "I left my buddies house with a sore butt-hole and a nasty taste in my mouth and a queezy tummy. I only fell asleep for a few minutes..."
Cro, sorry buddy, my advice is to NOT eat anything for a day or so. If you DO eat eat something light. Drink liquids if possible. If it lasts more than a couple of days THEN see a doctor, otherwise you just got some flu-bug or something. If you think you got some bad weed call the cops and report that dude who sold it to ya'!

No, **** that, I have to be better within 3 hours, thats the only reason I posted the thread. If I didn't have something very important tonight I would have waited it out.

I really just want a suggestion for a good Over the Counter Nausea Medicine.

[Iowanian]

Welcome to the intestinal virus.

7up is your friend. Give it a couple of days.

BRAT diet.
bananas, Rice, applesauce, toast.

[J Diddy]

Hey, come at me with something serious and I may give a crap. None of this "I left my buddies house with a sore butt-hole and a nasty taste in my mouth and a queezy tummy. I only fell asleep for a few minutes..."
Cro, sorry buddy, my advice is to NOT eat anything for a day or so. If you DO eat eat something light. Drink liquids if possible. If it lasts more than a couple of days THEN see a doctor, otherwise you just got some flu-bug or something. If you think you got some bad weed call the cops and report that dude who sold it to ya'!


yep ratting a guy out sure will help a tummy ache

[BigVE]

No, **** that, I have to be better within 3 hours, thats the only reason I posted the thread. If I didn't have something very important tonight I would have waited it out.

I really just want a suggestion for a good Over the Counter Nausea Medicine.

I've never heard of anything over the counter that will work on nausea. Pure peppermint is supposed to help.

[StcChief]

drinkin' that Imported Tijuana Water again?

[Donger]

No other symptoms.

You had a food-borne illness, I would guess.

[Chest Rockwell]

No, **** that, I have to be better within 3 hours, thats the only reason I posted the thread. If I didn't have something very important tonight I would have waited it out.

Dude, calm down.

I just checked and the website says Califur IV isn't until mid-May.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/267/b/d/Fursuit_V__2_0_by_FinnishFox.jpg

[BigVE]

I also read that ginger is supposed to help: ginger ale and some ginger snaps. Google is your friend.

[Donger]

No, **** that, I have to be better within 3 hours, thats the only reason I posted the thread. If I didn't have something very important tonight I would have waited it out.

I really just want a suggestion for a good Over the Counter Nausea Medicine.

Peppermint Altoids.

[Iowanian]

If you're sick, and you're running around....Its assholes like you who spread the germs, that got assholes like you sick in the first place.

Stay home, get your rest....drink 7up.....wash your hands with anti-bacterial often.

[DaneMcCloud]

It all started last night around 9 PM.

I leave my buddies house and I have this feeling like I am going to throw up. It wasnt very serious, it felt almost like I had drank a little too much though and I was a little nauseated.

I get home and am fine until approx. 10:53 pm when I am determined to have a bowel movement or something to get rid of this queasy feeling. Well that wasn't working so I stood up and Immediately had to vomit. It was very bad projectile vomit (I had to clean the entire bathroom after the 5 min episode of continuous vomiting).

After this my stomach felt better, I took a shower, drank some water, and went to sleep.

Today I wake up 6 AM, pick up my coworker, get to work at 7:30, and feel so nauseated by 7:45 that I decide to go home.

The only thing I've eaten today is one piece of wheat bread and drank some water...

2 Things.

1. This has never happened to me before (throwing up for no apparent reason). Why would this be happening? (Any ideas)

2. Please Please Please, let me know your best solution. I need to get over this fast, I cant stand it anymore.

Sorry, but you're an idiot.

Soliciting a football forum for medical advice is beyond stupid.

Call your doctor immediately. It could be anything as simple as a flu or as serious as an appendicitis.

Good luck, dumbsh*t. :D

[Buck]

If you're sick, and you're running around....Its assholes like you who spread the germs, that got assholes like you sick in the first place.

Stay home, get your rest....drink 7up.....wash your hands with anti-bacterial often.

I understand that train of thought completely, however this is a little different.

My best friend who moved to Michigan a year ago is in town for tonight, and tonight only, I just want to hang out with him for a couple hours, without feeling like I am going to throw up.

[Buck]

Sorry, but you're an idiot.

Soliciting a football forum for medical advice is beyond stupid.

Call your doctor immediately. It could be anything as simple as a flu or as serious as an appendicitis.

Good luck, dumbsh*t. :D

Dane, Im glad that you are always here telling all of us how stupid we are. What would we do without you?

[BigVE]

Cro, I don't know much but I DID offer you some real pointers fresh off of google. Did you see 'em? You will have to "weed" through all the smart@ss posts to find them though.

[Buck]

Peppermint and ginger, eh?

Well I gotta give something a try, Im not waiting another year to see my friend.

[Rain Man]

Sorry, but you're an idiot.

Soliciting a football forum for medical advice is beyond stupid.

Call your doctor immediately. It could be anything as simple as a flu or as serious as an appendicitis.

Good luck, dumbsh*t. :D

Are you questioning my medical expertise?

[Sully]

Lots of people go to school for 7 years.
Yeah, they're called doctors.

[keg in kc]

Well, this has been much gentler than it could have been.

The Planet has lost its burst.

[kstater]

You had a food-borne illness, I would guess.

My first guess. Gonna be a rough couple of days then it will be OK.

[Iowanian]

I understand that train of thought completely, however this is a little different.

My best friend who moved to Michigan a year ago is in town for tonight, and tonight only, I just want to hang out with him for a couple hours, without feeling like I am going to throw up.

Shit happens.

I'm sure your friend will appreciate you showing up....Especially on the return flight, when he scoots up into Super-Econ class to be closer to the shitter and dominates it for 2hrs....and rainman makes a thread about it on a football board.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Compazine.

[xbarretx]

Hmm? I would say you either have the flu, or your pregnant.

Yeah Matt, my money is that your pregnant.

or this is just part of the lesson that you needed to learn that will teach you to never loan out your PS3 :cuss: ;)

p.s, probably stomach flu or food poisioning

[evolve27]

Drink plenty of fluids(gatorade) and if it continues then findthedr.

[Dylan]

Cro:

Good advice above...

Do you have a fever, chills or muscle aches?

Normal body temp ranges from 97-98.6 deg. Is the fever 102 deg or higher?

Have you stopped (projectile) vomiting?

Vomiting can be caused by a viral or bacterial virus or food poisoning. Has there been an outbreak of e coli in your area? :(

The greatest danger presented by vomiting is dehydration. Drink fluids. If fluids are making you vomit after the first day, see a doctor

If you're experiencing abnormal breathing or have a stiff neck (can't bend your chin down), seek help immediateley.

If you have sharp abdominal pain along with fever, chills, swelling, or nausea and vomiting, call 911 or go to an emergency room right away. ...

[beach tribe]

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

"Damn Cro, I didn't know you like to get wet."

[Lonewolf Ed]

No, **** that, I have to be better within 3 hours, thats the only reason I posted the thread. If I didn't have something very important tonight I would have waited it out.

I really just want a suggestion for a good Over the Counter Nausea Medicine.

I would not recommend that. Taking anti-nausea meds is treating a symptom, not the illness. It's like putting a bandage over a cut, but there is glass in the cut. The bleeding is not the real problem.

[Phobia]

Honestly, if you continue vomiting it's better than Jenny Craig, Southbeach, or any of the fad diets.

Just keep with this plan for about 2 weeks. It's going to suck. You might die.

But there's no better road to losing 50 lbs quickly. Stick with it. I have faith in you.

[KurtCobain]

smoke weed

[Fire Me Boy!]

I had something like this once. It was a bacterial stomach infection. I couldn't eat anything without throwing up. One bite, and I was going Exorcist. It wouldn't get better on its own without some specific medication. Fortunately, it was nothing that the medication and a week in the hospital with a stomach pump couldn't fix.
Yup, me too. A gastrointestinal virus. Took about three days to get over it. Doctor gave me an anti-nausea meds.

[KCTitus]

vomiting? Feh...how in the world did your coworker get home when you bailed 15 minutes after you got to work?

[88TG88]

"Damn Cro, I didn't know you like to get wet."

ROFL

[Rausch]

Yup, me too. A gastrointestinal virus. Took about three days to get over it. Doctor gave me an anti-nausea meds.

Read: but-pills...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Read: but-pills...

ROFL

Actually, no. I didn't have diarrhea. Just the pukes.

[Rausch]

ROFL

Actually, no. I didn't have diarrhea. Just the pukes.

Yeah, that's what I said. Then the doc told me it was to cure the pukes.

"Soooo....why do you want me to shove it up my ass?"

"That's how it works."

"**** that nonsese. I've puked before. In fact, I've perfected it. Keep your ass pills doc..."

[dj56dt58]

pussy

[KCTitus]

Read: but-plug...

fyp

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeah, that's what I said. Then the doc told me it was to cure the pukes.

"Soooo....why do you want me to shove it up my ass?"

"That's how it works."

"**** that nonsese. I've puked before. In fact, I've perfected it. Keep your ass pills doc..."

I must've missed the suppository part... ROFL

Mine was definitely NOT a suppository. I'd have remembered that.

[MIAdragon]

Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome (http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/cyclicvomiting/)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Funny thing is I went to the hospital the other day for a new anus, and all I got was this lousy leg.

Grade A. LMAO

[Halfcan]

Wearing a gay powder puff blue jersey while rooting for the San roideigo butt Chargers-would make me sick too.

Same thing happens to me when I root for the Royals-lol

[Halfcan]

try oatmeal with a bit of soy milk-it should settle your stomach down

[stonedstooge]

Sounds like angel dust or formaldehyde. Ask your buddy what shit he's trying to pull on you.

[stonedstooge]

Or your dog.

[MIAdragon]

Sounds like angel dust or formaldehyde. Ask your buddy what shit he's trying to pull on you.

IS this Cro?

http://www.break.com/index/ipecac-vomit-prank.html

[Halfcan]

IS this Cro?

http://www.break.com/index/ipecac-vomit-prank.html

what a dumbass-he even sniffed it-if it taste funny, you don't keep drinking it

[MIAdragon]

what a dumbass-he even sniffed it-if it taste funny, you don't keep drinking it


I thought the same thing!ROFL

[Halfcan]

I thought the same thing!ROFL

Thats like when a women ask you, " taste this-does this taste rotton to you??"

I will take your word on it hunny-now pull up your panties.

[Buck]

Feelin better now, weed works.