What is "1st base"?

[Bugeater]

So my son is at "that age" where we are having "those talks" with him, and the subject of the bases came up and my wife and I are having a disagreement about what constitutes "1st base". I always thought it had to be hand directly on the breast, but she says feeling the breast through clothing qualifies to which I disagree since that's basically copping a feel, it's not really making progress.

What say you? Poll forthcoming.

[CrazyPhuD]

Don't ask the Royal's they haven't seen it in years.

[ChiefsCountry]

Feeling through the clothing isnt the same. Stupid women. :)

[the Talking Can]

anal

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Double Anal.

[rad]

I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

[the Talking Can]

ATM

[Bugeater]

anal

Double Anal.

ROFL Wow, things sure have changed since I was a kid.

[siberian khatru]

If I used your wife's scoring system, I'd be the Sadaharu Oh of making out.

[rad]

Double Anal.

Double vaginal/double anal.


You ever seen "Orgazmo"?

[BigMeatballDave]

I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!What he said...

[KcMizzou]

ROFL Wow, things sure have changed since I was a kid.I'm not sure I want to know what the rest of the bases are.

[MIAdragon]

I thought 1st base was kissing with a little tongue<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

These days, 3rd base is ass to mouth.

[Bugeater]

I thought 1st base was kissing with a little tongue<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
You may be right, I was thinking 1st is breast contact and 2nd is crotch contact, but now that I think about it I'm not sure what the hell 3rd would be then as our conversation never got that far.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Double vaginal/double anal.


You ever seen "Orgazmo"?

DVDA? I'm the only one in town who does it.

[rad]

These days, 3rd base is ass to mouth.
lol...What about felching?...that's a pretty big step, you know.

[Bugeater]

These days, 3rd base is ass to mouth.
What the hell would a home run be then? ATM with multiple women?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

lol...What about felching?...that's a pretty big step, you know.

What the hell would a home run be then? ATM with multiple women?

These kids today are all "semi" virgins until marriage. Gotta think outside the box. Wow, that fits.

[rad]

DVDA? I'm the only one in town who does it.

LOL...Matt Stone walks by, eating a sandwich.."Cool! A DVDA shot!"

[88TG88]

When I was a kid 1st was kissing, 2nd was contact with breast, and 3rd was oral.

[Bugeater]

When I was a kid 1st was kissing, 2nd was contact with breast, and 3rd was oral.
I guess my real question is what constitutes "contact"?

~trying desperately to keep this on track

[rad]

I guess my real question is what constitutes "contact"?

~trying desperately to keep this on track

I always understood it as feeling up....so through the shirt counts. If a girl is gonna let you grab her tit through her shirt, she's let you grab it under the shirt, so it's pretty much the same thing.

[ZootedGranny]

1st base is when you scissor kick Tom Skerritt down a flight of stairs.

[eazyb81]

I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

Yeah that's what I thought.

[88TG88]

I guess my real question is what constitutes "contact"?

~trying desperately to keep this on track

Basically, skin on skin contact. It could just be a hand down a girl's shirt.

[Ultra Peanut]

pooping back and forth


forever

[eazyb81]

2 girls, 1 cup

[the Talking Can]

1st base is feeling someone up

2nd base is getting skin contact




















3rd base is ATM

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ATM

You beat me to it. I just didn't recognize the acronym. I always thought the ATM had something to do with ringing it like a credit card......

[KChiefsQT]

Kissing... not boobs!!!

[blueballs]

3rd is intercourse with her sister or mother
home run is you/sister/sister or you/daughter/mother

[CrazyPhuD]

What base is scissoring?

[AustinChief]

Kissing... not boobs!!!

Kara is correct...



Teach him this simple chart...

1st= Kissing w/ tongue
2nd= Direct breast contact
3rd= Direct *ahem* lower contact
HOME= a child and endless nagging

[Chest Rockwell]

Direct hand-to-boob, skin-to-skin contact.

When in doubt always teach the boy the more difficult option. With the reasoning and resourcefulness he'll gain by being challenged he'll be elbow deep, and his dates will be needing an emergency "leg surgery" trip to Germany, every first date...and while I'm on that subject, remember to teach him that she can't get pregnant in da butt or mouth.

You must arm him with knowledge. Because, y'know, I believe the children are our future...or something.

[aturnis]

So my son is at "that age" where we are having "those talks" with him, and the subject of the bases came up and my wife and I are having a disagreement about what constitutes "1st base". I always thought it had to be hand directly on the breast, but she says feeling the breast through clothing qualifies to which I disagree since that's basically copping a feel, it's not really making progress.

What say you? Poll forthcoming.


If you don't know....I'm not going to tell you!

[aturnis]

Kara is correct...



Teach him this simple chart...

1st= Kissing w/ tongue
2nd= Direct breast contact
3rd= Direct *ahem* lower contact
HOME= a child and endless nagging

Probably as close to my opinion as anyones...

[Buns]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1st+base

Urban dictionary says 1st base = making out; 2nd base would be feeling up on privates

[dj56dt58]

ROFL Wow, things sure have changed since I was a kid.

no shit..I think 2nd base is taking a shit on the bitches chest...

[the Talking Can]

which base is dry humping?

[Thig Lyfe]

I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

Yeah, that's closer to my system.

[JBucc]

What's an inside the park home run? Rape?

[MIAdragon]

home run is you/sister/sister

NOT a big fan!. Done this in HS with my GF and her twin. Its was all good till they REALLY started going at it together. Thought it was a little nasty but I plowed through and ended it the next day.

[MIAdragon]

What's an inside the park home run? Rape?

you must do all these as fast as you can

http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

1st base = kissing
2nd base = feeling bare boobage
3rd base = somebody getting wet (either person ... any of the various ways)
home run = :hump:

[the Talking Can]

what's a squeeze play?

[crazycoffey]

ATM


Thread closed...

[Mr. Laz]

what's a squeeze play?
intentionally sticking it in da butt then saying "oops"

[Chest Rockwell]

intentionally sticking it in da butt then saying "oops"

I was gonna go with anal creampie.

[crazycoffey]

NOT a big fan!. Done this in HS with my GF and her twin. Its was all good till they REALLY started going at it together. Thought it was a little nasty but I plowed through and ended it the next day.


Still have thier numbers? [/slightly interested]

[Sully]

If you've got to ask, you can't afford it.

[Demonpenz]

if your fingers are red it's def a rain out

[BWillie]

I would have to say third base should be sex, and fourth should be oral. Chicks want to get pounded more than they want to give head. This seems to be the trend as one gets older. I'd rather splooge on a chicks face and lay there and watch tv any day than wasting my energy pleasing her.

[Chest Rockwell]

I would have to say third base should be sex, and fourth should be oral. Chicks want to get pounded more than they want to give head. This seems to be the trend as one gets older. I'd rather splooge on a chicks face and lay there and watch tv any day than wasting my energy pleasing her.

And people say chivalry is dead.

+5 for honesty.

[teedubya]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/a/a2/300px-Force_out.jpg

[Bowser]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

If you've got to ask, you can't afford it.

What's a ZJ??

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Here's the breakdown:

Batter's Box: Cum Swapping and the Hanging Brain
1st Base: Double Anal
2nd Base: The Alligator F*ckhouse
3rd Base: Chili Dog
Home: Seppukakke (don't ask)

[Bugeater]

Mmmkay...outstanding. You guys did a great job clearing all this up. I'll have my son read the thread in the morning and will let you know if he has any further questions.

[007]

What he said...
What you said he said...

[007]

Mmmkay...outstanding. You guys did a great job clearing all this up. I'll have my son read the thread in the morning and will let you know if he has any further questions.

ROFLROFLROFL

[007]

here's your answer...

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2001/as-20010601p227.php

In general, people refer to French kissing — open-mouth kissing — as first base. Second base is usually touching a woman's breasts. Third base is using the hand to stimulate the genitals. And hitting a homerun generally refers to having vaginal intercourse.

[Bugeater]

here's your answer...

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2001/as-20010601p227.php

In general, people refer to French kissing — open-mouth kissing — as first base. Second base is usually touching a woman's breasts. Third base is using the hand to stimulate the genitals. And hitting a homerun generally refers to having vaginal intercourse.
That still doesn't answer the actual question (regardless of what the thread title says, I ****ed that up), whether it's direct or indirect contact with the breast, or even the genitals for that matter...there's a big difference IMO.

[007]

That still doesn't answer the actual question (regardless of what the thread title says, I ****ed that up), whether it's direct or indirect contact with the breast, or even the genitals for that matter...there's a big difference IMO.

Well, if you consider the natural order of things. If you are already french kissing, you most likely will be going for the skin on second base as well as third. Personally, I think if you are touching in those places, your ultimate goal is the home run either way.

[Rausch]

I'm going with BJ's.

BJ's are clearly the best 1st base compromise out there...

[007]

I'm going with BJ's.

BJ's are clearly the best 1st base compromise out there...

so what is second and third for you?

[Chest Rockwell]

I think it only stands to reason judging from that:

2nd = Angry Walrus
3rd = Donkey Punch

[Bowser]

Mmmkay...outstanding. You guys did a great job clearing all this up. I'll have my son read the thread in the morning and will let you know if he has any further questions.

Glad to help. Hopefully that video clip answers any potential questions for him.

Anytime you don't feel like you can have the "birds and the bees" talk with your children, bring them here to learn from your buddies on ChiefsPlanet.

[booger]

That still doesn't answer the actual question (regardless of what the thread title says, I ****ed that up), whether it's direct or indirect contact with the breast, or even the genitals for that matter...there's a big difference IMO.

In the meantime give the poor fella a tubesock and a playboy while the debate continues.

Poor kid has to be going insane!!

[Baby Lee]

Shreeett!!!

[Baby Lee]

What base is scissoring?

That's softball silly.

[rad]

intentionally sticking it in da butt then saying "oops"

No, that's a "Southern Tresspass".

[a1na2]

I haven't heard that used since High School.

Too many years to go back through!

Am pretty sure that a home run is when you end up with a kid in 9 months, followed by a shotgun and child support.

[kstater]

Here's the breakdown:

Batter's Box: Cum Swapping and the Hanging Brain
1st Base: Double Anal
2nd Base: The Alligator F*ckhouse
3rd Base: Chili Dog
Home: Seppukakke (don't ask)

:shake::Lin:

[Baby Lee]

pooping back and forth


forever

That movie was when the indie movement went too twee.

It's the Winger of indie film.

[mrpopo]

Don't ask the Royal's they haven't seen it in years.

LMAO

[Chief Wiggum]

I always understood it as feeling up....so through the shirt counts. If a girl is gonna let you grab her tit through her shirt, she's let you grab it under the shirt, so it's pretty much the same thing.

I gotta agree with rad on this one. If the girl is cognizant of the fact that you are touching her breast, the fact that clothing is there or not is inconsequential, as if she is letting you touch her breast with clothes on, she's going to let you without clothes as well. I'm sure there's a couple of girls out there where this logic wouldn't apply, but you don't want your son hanging with them anyways as they are just going to be a c*cktease down the road.

I have to agree with BWillie007 though, the scoring system should be changed. It is way harder to get a girl to go down on you then having intercourse. 3rd should now be sex, BJs constitute a HR.

[milkman]

which base is dry humping?

That's just batting practice.

[keg in kc]

That's just batting practice.I thought that was what interweb pron is for.

[milkman]

I thought that was what interweb pron is for.

That actually sounds more like the answer to Can's second question.